Remember Joe…
DON’T. OPEN. YOUR. DAMN. MOUTH. OUT. THERE.
(Joe Biden and Barack Obama)
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Or. Anywhere. Else.
Poor Joe. *has a sad*
I.
would.
find.
this.
funnier.
if.
the.
punctuation.
was.
less.
obnoxious.
You.
Obviously.
Didn’t.
Get.
The.
Joke.
THAT.
IS.
CLEARLY.
THE.
CASE.
I didn’t realize that the periods where what was supposed to make this funny. I thought it was the punch-line that was drawn out in a halting fashion because of all the periods.
I.
WANT.
TO.
SEE.
SOME.
BOOBIES.
There, Wino, how was that?
But I don’t have boobies.
Oops, right….I actually meant:
WINO.
WANTS.
TO.
SEE.
BOOBIES.
*flashes Wino and disappears in with a giggle in flash of smoke* cough, cough, cough
*Flashes.
Boobies.
For.
All.
To.
See.
WOOHOOO, MG! Nice ones too!
Why.
Thank.
You.
*cheers.
but.
wonders.
why.
all.
thoughts.
are.
so.
dis.
jointed.
today.
*.
I
Think
we’ve
…
been
inFECTed
…
with
WilLIAM
Shatner
…
DISease
Noooo……..Williamshatnertalkslikethis. He…DOESN’T talk…likearobot.
Rando….. what…. on earth…. are you saying!!!!
ThankYOU…….forthecorrecTION….I…..wouldnotwant……to…..makeaMIStake.
Damn it Nucky, I’m a doctor not a physican…..
It’s nae guid captin; ma bonnie wee injins’ll nae tak ony mair!!*
*Nucky or Greenbeard should have done this line; as a real Scot, my Scots accent is better than James Doohan’s!
Paws *fans self* are you really a true Scots? *swoons* I got a thing for the Scottish lads…do you wear a kilt?
Superfluous punctuation is superfluous.
and
Obnoxious troll is obnoxious.
*noms brains*
Andy! Glad to see that you recovered from eating the Libertarian brains!
Hey mabs! *Wandering hand grabs mabs a$$*
Oh sorry, I’ve been looking for that thing – last I saw it it was crawling behind the couch. Has a mind of its own…
*stands there awkwardly for a moment before removing hand and reattaching it to arm*
Superfluous punctuation is Shatner.
Wait… I thought Priceline.com was Shatner!!!
Denny Crane.
Solid advice. Such a shame it was never given to Bush OR his second in command. May have saved the US a lot of embarassment worldwide.
True, but as I’m sure it will be pointed out, there are tons of political massacres of the English language out there on both sides of the aisle, and everywhere in between.
Why? Why must the continue these terrible massacres! The poor language! *holds up a dying verb tense* Look at this poor thing….it was so young and already it has seen so much abuse…
For just 93 cents a day you can help care for and protect these poor grammar bits. Won’t you consider helping a past particular in need?
We must stop the!
All you STF…………..
like the smartest man in the room. There finished that for you Cill.
Is it me, or does Obama have that “If-you-dont-give-me-five-minutes-of-peace-and-quiet-right-now-I’m-going-to-put-a-size-11-so-far-up-your-@ss-your-procotologist-wont-find-it”- look on his face?
*was totally going for the over-the-top punctuation
I agree and the dash is worth it.
Go BT! Two in one week!
I just noticed this is another Grimmiekins. He seems to be on somewhat of a roll.
Cap’t WOW – you ninja you!
Q-<
Teeheee
*scampers off in her black leather catsuit*
*chases Wow* Meeeeoooow!!
*faints*
*starts mouth-to-mouth on Rando* Breathe dammit!
You realize that Rando is playing possum… watch for tongue.
Whose? Yours or Rando’s?
Rando’s of course….. **drops down dead**
Crap *begins CPR on ILPB* I don’t know if I can do two of you at once, boys.
Huh, nucky is doing Rando and ILPB.
*Gets out video camera *
You have a very dirty mind, Wino…l like that in my gods…
I was just thinking of making a new CPR video
*crackle crackle*
We could use some instructional videos on life saving techniques given the number of emergencies we seem to have around here. ILPB and Rando are both still out right now….
Well, I tried…..
Lets try a new technique. *kneels between the guys and grabs a hand from each. applies hands to own boobies* Nucky, is this having any effect?
Being on the brink of death has never been this much fun.
Rando: we should “die” more often…
They seem to be coming around, VG
**collapses again** DAMN IT!! y’all moved me to concrete, now I really do have a concussion…
*helps nucky to CPR on ILPB*
You take Rando. We’ll tag-team.
They don’t seem to be responding, we may have to resort to drastic measures. Boobie flash?
*wakes up* Someone say boobies?
*whispers to Rando* No, you’re supposed to stay dead until they flash you, that’s what will revive you, otherwise they may think you’ve been revived and are not in need of the flashing. *conks Rando on the head so he needs more resuscitation.*
Crap, he’s down again. Well, desperate measures:
( o )( o )
) . (
( Y )
Hey, cool, I hit my head so hard I see 4 boobies.
Crap…didn’t get my spaces right….oh well, you get the idea, right?
Sadly, PK’s tendency to eat superfluous spaces as seriously damaged Nuckys back. She’s going some serious massage therapy to fix that. Probably won’t be allowed in an upright positin for quite some time to make sure her back heals properly, someone will need to stay with her for a while to make sure she stays bed ridden. Any volunteers?
Uh, ‘scuse me guys, little help here? I’m flat on my back, naked, helpless…….Anyone? Hello?
I think you’re going to need intensive physical therapy, starting off with some booby licking and massage, then working up and down.
Oh, at some points you’ll need to stress-relieve my, ah, crankshaft too.
@ paws: But, but, but……oh okay.
I can do that.
I shudder to think what he had to do to EWAdams to get posted here !
Knowing Grimmie, I think the correct answer would be “stab him repeatedly.” Our dear friend Grimmiekins is no fan of the EWA.
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You made a smiley!
Using a stop after more. than. three. words isn’t funny unless you are Jim Dangle. I wonder if this is one of those guys who posts whole paragraphs of lolspeak on Cheezburger.
Actually. It’s only Captain. Kirk that can. Pull off. The. Staggered Speak. And still be considered. Awesome.
Let us. notforget. Christopher. . Walken.
“A stop” is that British for a period?
Yes, it is called the full stop.
That is very cool, learn something new every day!
Congrats Grimmie on another FP!
Take.
Your.
Own.
Advice.
When.
You.
Don’t.
Have.
A.
Teleprompter.
Ass.
Hat.
That is so funny. The teleprompter comment is so original and exciting. I am going to go use it everywhere.
At least we can still say ass.
We can even say asshat. As in Gringo is an asshat.
I reported you for racist comments.
I reported you as an asshat.
Racist? WTF? How in seven hells was that even remotely racist?
I gather ‘gringo’ can mean ‘whitey’?
But it’s the person’s freaking screen name! What is she supposed to call him?
BTW, it’s not considered racist here.
poncho and gringo are the same commenter. Obvious troll just trying to piss people off.
Oh. Right. Um. I am getting a migraine. Didn’t notice. Thanks.
There’s a line from a Sublime song I’m thinking of that would be appropriate for you.
Get.
Some.
New.
Material.
Butt.
Fungus.
BUSH R DUMB. HURK HURK.
That’s what you sound like dude. *sigh*
But wait, Bush is dumb? I confused!!
what just happened?
*looks at hand* ohhhhh…..
I think he was actually insulting Obama. Not sure, as his asshattery was obscuring things.
Ivan: JAC was saying that the teleprompter joke is just like the Bush are dumb jokes, Old and Used… sort of like Joan Rivers or Madonna.
I think Joan Rivers has had too many plastic surgeries to enjoy that sort of activity!
Some people don’t get it. On purpose.
agreed, it’s like fuel, kind of keeps ‘em going. some people ‘need’ to hate something. I think the teleprompter insults are ok. Keep those coming, if you ask me. It’s the Hitler/Communism stuff that kind of gets me. This country was in a cold war with Russia for 50 years or so, all you have to do is compare someone in politics or a political party Communist and automatically 1/4 of the country’s citizens just “automatically” believe it, almost without a single question as to why. They trust the people the listen to, and when the people they listen to says Communist, they just follow in tow. I’m rambling, but i say keep the teleprompter jokes coming, those don’t make American_Baby_Jesus cry.
Some of the prompter jokes are ok. Just a jibe, and not meant to cut to the bone. To help me remember part numbers (when I’ve left my notebook at home) I’ll write them on my hand, so I don’t get halfway up the ladder and forget. And when I see people notice, I throw out the “Yeah, I’m kin to Sarah Palin” joke. I usually get a chuckle, but sometimes get a frothy rant for/against her. Now I need to add in the “prompter” bit when I have to look back at the screen to get the numbers. Maybe add in a “uuuuuuhhhhhhhh” or “errrrrrrr” and finish it off with an “AmERRRhiKa.”
I’m thoroughly enjoying working with the public again. I’ve missed it since I got laid off.
Don’t worry, the novelty of working with the public wears off quick. Spending day after day dealing with people has made me jaded and bitter and I’m not even 30 yet.
I’d rather talk to machines all day, at least when you punch them for not doing what you told them to you don’t end up in jail.
I’ve dealt with the public for 7 years on a courier route. It’s been the time between Sept and Feb that I didn’t, and I was actually missing it.
Yes, there is always someone who makes you regret saying that, (like this little old man who has had a stroke, owns 5 cars, and gets mad at you when you don’t remember the engine size in every car he owns, and exactly what it was he is working on and forgot before he got to the store) but overall, it’s a blast.
Perhaps I just need a new industry. IT seems to exist at that most painful of meeting points between “I absolutely need this to SURVIVE!!!elebenty!11!1!” and “I don’t have the foggiest idea what I’m doing…”
Days like today make me want to go postal with a clue stick.
So they told me my new computer would work with a wireless mouse, so I, um, like cut the cord off my mouse, and now it doesn’t seem to work. Can you fix that?
Hee hee. (Stolen from notalwaysright.com)
Best. Website. Ever.
Um…cue stick?
No… definitely a Clue Stick
OH. Sorry. Must be a combination of growing up where there are a lot of redneck bars (so cue = common weapon) and migraine drugs. Thanks for explanation.
Well, a cue stick could be used as a clue stick.
Oh, yeah. Yes, I’m going that with excuse…I mean, explanation. That’s what I meant!
awh Canuck don’t let it get to you. I’ve been working IT for almost 4 years now, and i’ll admit that a lot of times “i have no idea how to solve the problem, what caused the problem, or how to prevent the problem from happening again”. But i guarantee you that nobody else there does either….it’s my job to figure it out. On a good day, nothing happens. On a great day, something happens and i can fix it. On a bad day, the place burns down…or at least you’d think it did.
I’ve been doing it for 6, if you count my freelance years. It’s the ones who demand miracles, right now, or the world will end that are driving me up the wall today. When I tell people their options and they demand the impossible I get cranky.
i’m blessed with a good boss, and also work for an independently owned (by my good boss) contract IT department. So we work with several different small businesses on weekly/hourly type of contracts. My boss tells me when to blow them off and when to actually spend my hours fixing which particular problems. I like your “end of the world” reference… often i get messages from my boss, “Can you go by ‘business_name_here’, apparently the place is burning down”.
GB, that’s like the people who expect me to go out to their vehicle, plug up my scanner, then tell them it will cost $0.39 to fix their car. Even though the light has been on since shortly after the last inspection, and the only reason they are checking it now is because the next inspection is due.
I lay it out in simple layman terms, and if they act stupid about it, then I get into the “unless” followed up with deep technical info. Which is, of course, followed up by them asking me to erase the codes, so they can quickly run and get an inspection. All the time knowing it’s on the sign that we don’t erase codes.
It’s all in how you take the foolishness. Some people are actually nice, just ignorant, and appreciate honest help. The ones I despise are guys ashamed to admit they don’t know anything about cars and make it up, or worse, the ones who don’t know anything, and think they do. No matter what, I go home with a chuckle.
I work for a small independent “ISP” that in reality does everything from teaching grandma how to open her email to custom building commercial web apps and on-site business contracting. My boss is great, my clients… not always. Some days it’s worth it. Some days I think we’ve idiot-proofed the digital world too much, it’s like a challenge to nature to build a better idiot… and nature always wins.
I want that on a t-shirt NOW.
I’ll buy one of those shirts.
My last job was over-the-phone ISP support….ughhh. People don’t call tech support unless they are clueless or pissed off, neither are fun to deal with.
I wish I could take the credit, but that one is a variation on a quote from Rick Cook.
[quote]Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.[/quote]
Day after day dealing with people made me jaded years ago and I’m only 31. Retail really wears you down mentally.
I’m not even 25 and I’m already jaded…maybe I shouldn’t have gone into retail directly out of high school. ><
<<<32 and would you kids get off my lawn?
ROFL. I am assuming that you are not talking to me, young’un.
No one cares what you think, and comments like that will get you moderated, you racist piece of sh!t.
I e-mailed them about it. Tattletale? Maybe. But this sh!t isn’t cool.
Uh…did someone get moderated?
Yeah, some jackass made a racist comment about Obama. It was taken care of.
Okay. Thanks for getting it taken care of.
Ah, that’s cute the little troll posted a comment because it thinks it’s people.
Aaaw, the OBNOXIOUS little rasist thinks he/she’s right!
Tell your friends back at KKK that they should be butchered and begone from Pundit Kitchen *magic smoke* *maniac laugh*!
And FYI I’m a white girl, and THAT shows how backward you are.
Aww that’s cute, the blacky thinks he’s people.
Awwww… how cute! The blackie thinks he’s real people.
Yeah biden, shut your trap or people will find out about your boss’s shenanigans…
Ship sailed on that one Obummer. He has already added to your down fall.