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You sneak the uranium in and keep the inspectors out claim it’s to make energy and watch them run about You do the hokey pokey…
(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)
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And that, at the end of the day, when all’s said and done, is what it’s all about.
You have to wonder what he was doing that made him look like that. I knew he was crazy, but dude really?
I was thinking the exact same thing….
Me too, they aren’t supposed to sing and dance I thought. And why is the guy on the right dresses like priest?
I just noticed the guy on the right. He DOES look like a priest. What’s goin on over there?
Islamo-Catholicism?
Catholo-Islamocism?
None of the above: they just still think Nehru (sp?) collars are a good idea in Iran.
Some also consider ties to be a decadent Western invention, so don’t wear them.
Hahah.. Ok I lol’d a bit.
Crazy glue sniffer, next thing you know there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up, I’ve seen it a thousand times.
Tommy Boy FTW!!
If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I can do that. I’ve got time. But for your sake, for your daughter’s sake, maybe you should consider buying a quality product from me.*
(*not sure how accurate that line, it’s been a while)
First one would have to think highly enough of women to have sex with one….
WTF does this have to do with ANYTHING?!?
i THINK it was a reply to you, but without the appropriate training to understand the concept of the “reply” button, kaeli had some issues…
…and an epic failure to recognize a Tommy Boy reference.
What is wrong with kids these days?!?!
And just why does anyone think that the scenario you outline contains a male who thinks highly of women? I’d have said the exact opposite was the case.
Greatest. Movie. Ever.
I disagree. I think Donkey Kong was much better.
Donkey Kong sucks.
Yes, but does he swallow?
You know what? YOU SUCK!
How do I reach these kidsss?
Finally. A true funneh.
This is not funny at all. Mahmoud Ahmedinejad has no nuclear bomb abitions and it is the Zionist media that is warping the truth. If he really was in need of a bomb, he would simply buy one. Learn to read people! Turn off the TV and read.
That’s adorable. Is there anything else you want to add.
*Goes to buy himself a bomb*
*calls Jack Bauer*
Dammit, there’s no time!
I’m sorry, but right now you don’t have a choice.
*shoots Andy in the thigh*
Dude…he’s a zombie. It won’t hurt.
Thor!!! You missed oralday :pouts:
Well then, we’ll just have to make it up with a double shift today!! *swoops Nucky off to the treehouse*
Woohoo! *snuggles Brak* Is that you hammer or are you just happy to see me?
Bofe!
Tree House?
Yes, please!
*goes to buy herself an irish car bomb*
mmmm, nummy!
*Goes with Shorty to buy an Irish car bomb*
cherry bombs next? i’d say jaeger bombs… but jaeger and i have a love-hate relationship.
I’ve never had a cherry bomb, but it sounds delicious. I am not a big fan of Jaeger either.
it’s usually cherry vodka with cherry something else and red bull. a couple too many of them and you’re THIS close to a sugar coma…
Ugh, cherry vodka. It tastes like cough syrup. *shudder*
As opposed to jaeger… which is cough syrup..
And not even the good type which makes you see things.
*will take the unwanted Jaeger bombs*
I am not willing to drink anything that tastes/smells like cough syrup. You people are nuts.
What’s a cherry bomb?
Like a really large firecracker.
Oh, right *goes off to play with matches*
Hey, Mabs… SIX gold for my Canucks. Happy dances and booty shakes all around!!! WOOT
*applauds Canucks* Very nice.
I know it can’t compare with your guys’ elbenty gagillion, but hey, we try.
Well, we have elbenty gagillion more people, so the odds are in our favor.
Sheesh, could you guys work on that population control?
We’ve tried shipping them north, but those people up there keep sending them back!!!
Really, do you blame us?
*mutters* Stupid Canadians, refusing to take all these extra people. *brightens* How about we make a deal that you have to take at least one for every time a Nickelback song is played on an American radio station?
No way. And we’ve already apologized for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams, so don’t even go there.
Nucky…a Cherry Bomb is a Maraschino cherry that has been soaked for about three weeks in Everclear. They hit harder than my hammer.
Jaysus (to quote my Newfie friends)…that sounds like it would be…..fun?
It’s, um…challenging.
Burnin’ Hurt.
Hmmm….maybe I’ll stick with my special brownies…alcohol and I don’t mix well.
Yah, eh. Good choice.
I once ate a the cherry out of a jar of moonshine. That was…interesting.
That sounds…..painful, DU….
if you’re talking about the jaeger it tastes like black licorice and death.
cherry bombs taste more like vodka and redbull than anything else. the cherry is just a slight aftertaste.
I’ve never tried Jag, I’m just going on what customers tell me. I like black licorice…..death, not so much.
Ever had the original Nyquil? That’s what Jager tastes like, but without the aftertaste.
Blyecchhh…..I use Cherry Nyquil.
I don’t think it tastes like Nyquil, but it definitely tastes like Vicks Formula 44 cough syrup.
i like black licorice too. which was why that ill-fated night when i consumed most of a fifth was OH SO bad. it was so yummy until the point where the room was spinning horribly (even with my eyes closed) and no matter what i did i just couldn’t puke it up. now the smell of jaeger makes me gag…
A while back, my dad gave me a big bottle of Crown Royal, and I really liked it. I was feeling bad, with my joints hurting and drank about 3 shots before bed. I woke up the next day, sick to my stomach (I think it was a virus) and barfed up what was left of the Crown and my dinner. And every time I think about Crown, that nasty taste comes to mind, and I can’t even think about drinking any. Just typing this makes me feel sick.
Omg…same thing with me and Canadian Club. Got so sick on it in college that to this day I can’t even smell it without a goggle.
I doubt that the Crown Royal is what made me sick, but then again, in my head, I wonder if it was. And every time I think about it, my stomach rolls.
Can I have a sake bomb?
No. *grabs the sake and runs away giggling* Not unless you catch me.
But he’s doing the hokey pokey. How is that NOT funny?
It is a little funny lol
It is a bit funny in all honesty
Are you having issues with your meds today?
Dissociative Ident*ty Disorder I think.
What’s a little bit funny? That feeling inside? Some of those verses you can’t easily hide…
i wondered when someone would pull out the elton john/moulin rouge reference.
Now what am I to do with this narcoleptic dwarf?
I’m a little hungry.
BBQ or rotisserie style?
But if he makes them his self it’s less expensive, he’s thrifty that way.
I hear that women find men attractive who can make things themselves.
I think he wants to make power himself and not rely on the oil that they would like to export. Kind of like a drug dealer not wanting to get high on his/her own supply. .
I would hope so for his sake, but then again it’s probably against his religion or something like that and he would have to punish himself.
Mahmoud Ahmedinejad must be Jewish then
{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad_and_Israel#Rumours_of_Jewish_ancestry}Just so you know, jokes don’t have to be true to be FUNNY.
For instance, if I were to say:
“Fubar Lubar likes to take it in the poop chute”, some people will likely laugh regardless of the truthiness of my statement.
See how that works?
LOL, you said poop chute!
Just as funny as The Steve is attracted to the opposite sex. So funny and it isn’t even true!!!
No, Fubar, that’s just mean. The Steve’s sexual orientation isn’t a source of amusement.
What what what? He said I take it in the poop shoot. That’s an attack on my sexual orientation golly geez!
No, not really. There are many heterosexual males and females who enjoy anal sexual play. Just sayin’…….
Confession!!!
And your point is?
That Nucky is a bisexual kinkster who likes toys and boys, that’s all.
And this is news? That point must be on the top of your head.
YOU LIKE BOYS!!! OMG, stop the presses! Nucky’s been chasing boys!
I bet you’d like that wouldn’t you?
No, I think it’s kind of sad, really. It means you’re limited in your hat-wear. For instance, you’ll never be able to pull off a beret…..
Dear Goddess, Mabs, why did no one ever tell me that I like boys? *sobs inconsolably* I might as well just end it all now.
Awww. *pats Nucky* At least it will make your boyfriend happy, right? See, always a silver lining.
*taps his hammer on the ground and winks*
*sniffle sniffle* Hi, Brak, you don’t mind that I like boys and toys?
*hefts hammer and smiles a godly little smile*
Uh-uhhhhhhhhh!
Apparently there’s something very d*mning about the fact that you know that people do things that he apparently thinks are ‘icky.’ Since you are not a child, I would find it d*mning if you weren’t aware of this fact…and would help you out from under your rock.
You use the ‘under a rock’ expression quite a bit FYI.
Really? Where?
Down below you used it in response to Danbala.
Ah. Did not realize that using the same expression twice counted as ‘a lot.’
It counts as a whole lot! Perhaps you can change it out with other phrases such as ‘are you from mars?’ or ‘were you born yesterday?’ or ‘have you fallen in a well?’.
Perhaps I should figure out how to fit the name ‘Francis’ into my posts more frequently.
Well, “twice” could reference the number of dates Fubar Lubar has been on in its life, so to it, two times might be a lot.
Actually, he said “poop chute”.
Have you ever been to a poop shoot? It’s worse than it sounds.
actually he’s not. we’ve had quite long conversations on PK about sex… and steve always prefers the vag. a valiant effort though… i mean, third graders use that sort of insult* all the time with great results.
* “i know you are but what am i? *pbbbbbbt*”
Im rubber and you’re glue, what bounces off me sticks to you!
It’s not what you say, but HOW you say it that makes it funny.
What does your name stand for anyway?
Facked Up Beyond All Recognition
Lubed Up Balls And Rectum
Again, makes no sense, but I find it funny, and as long as I’m amused that’s really all that matters.
No hard feelings kiddo.
My name changed! Can’t catch me!
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
(I crack me up)
You so silly!
Hmmm…according to what I’m reading Ahmedinnerjacket is a crazy nutjob hellbent on blowing us all up. Well, turning off the TV worked out well.
its useless to say anything smart around here like well maybe they would like to be able to produce nuclear power and last time i checked who the hell made it ok for one country to build a reactor but if another country wants it o no we dont like them.
your argument was turned into yet another session with complete losers who dont have any real friends which you will see if you go down a little.
That was very insightful gow. Please tell us more. I am very interested in this session you speak of. It sounds fun.
Run on sentence troll runs on.
Die linke arm ein, die linke arm aus, ein, aus, ein, aus, mit dreht sich herum…
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So the hokey-pokey is a world-wide phenomena?
To be honest, I have no idea if the Germans do it.
We have a slightly modified version in Swedish at least, but it’s called the “honky tonky”.
You know what ‘honky tonk’ =country music, especially a country music venue (usually a cowboy bar) here, right?
Yep!
Well, I figured you’d have to live under a rock not to, and I know you don’t live under a rock, just life threatening icicles. My student yesterday was quite impressed that you have icicles that are as big as she is!
Mabsba TMI
My lord, you have a filthy mind. My student is a GIRL and was impressed that Danbala has five foot long icicles, which is longer than she is tall.
Now that is disgusting!
What, you got a PROBLEM with short people? HUH?
Who has a problem with short people???
Apparently FL up there thinks it is “disgusting” that somebody would be shorter than a 5 foot icicle. *growls*
They are impressive! And/or scary. :p
I really liked the one of the little tree or bush in front of the house that was basically a maze of icicles. I want one for my front door!
Says the woman who lives where it’s always 70F! Which is, ah, about 20C.
73.2F thank you very much.
Bite me. It was in the upper 20′s today.
*bites Rando* Ow, I think I chipped a tooth! This thing is frozen solid!
Snowing here! Woofrigginhoo.
LMAO. I love Kraftwerk, and I love that Bill Bailey ..spoofs them. Good times.
I can’t find it on a Google search, but Index covered “The Model”. Pretty entertaining.
Not that i like the idea of Iran geting nukes(don’t realy like the idea of any country having them) but it is a bit funny that the countries that screams about this the most have nukes of their own, what is that word im looking for? Ah that’s it, hypocricy.
I agree with you leffe. It’s like the terrorists telling kids not to blow up cars in areas with people in them, it’s just plain odd.