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*yawn*
*tries to keep from yawning*
*epic yawn*
Dammit Rando!
Crap! *jaw-cracking yawn* I’ve told you people before that these things are contagious!
I smiled…I didn’t LOL, but hey…
Hey Ivan…. completely off topic I know but your image inspired a question. Have you ever seen the movie Loose Change? Check it out.
*yawns*
*looks confused*
YouTube Loose Change and the cunfusion will be gone.
I assumed that from your last post.
So Wino, what’s your favorite wine?
I tend to like very dry reds. I don’t know if I have a favorite, but I usually drink Bourdeaux’s.
Very nice! I prefer dry reds as well. Erath makes an excellent Merlot.
No, I don’t wear a tinfoil hat, sorry.
Now now, Ivan, that tinfoil looks so fetching on you! Put it back on….*Ivan struggles* Ivan…don’t make me…..ergh…..*slap* *smack* *POW* *hammer noises* *Ivan staggers to his feet wearing a tinfoil hat rakishly askew and blood dripping from his hairline* Now, doesn’t that feel better? Ivan?
…
Could someone call a doctor? Perhaps a lawyer?
So funny Ha Ha. Tell me why no bodies were found in Shanksville? Why did the coronor leave the scene after 45 minutes declaring he found not a single drop of blood? You might not wear tin foil hats, but the sheeple outfit looks great on you!
Are you just randomly stringing words together hoping you get something that make sense, or did you have a stroke?
Dammit, didn’t we just get rid of a Troofer?
*goes to get daddy’s burying shovel*
THAT’S what Loose Change is about? Oh geez….
I’m scared — the Troofers are evolving. Back in the day, they’d show up and immediately start screaming about government lies and telling you to spend five minutes googling random sh!t and that all us sheeple are about to be herded up with our lattes into the death camps. (Lattes are very important to Troofers. No idea why.) But this model shows up, acts a little kooky, but not too out of the norm. Then all of a sudden, a couple of days later — wham, you’re on the express bus to Crazy Town.
It’s like the zombies on “I Am Legend.” They’re learning.
Watch the entire movie online for free. Stop insulting me and learn.
That’s far from the only reason Troofers are like zombies.
But it stands to reason that there must be some sort of upper limit — if they could learn, they wouldn’t be Troofers.
Is there a Mendoza Line for crazy?
Or, I can make this pencil disappear and be just as productive, if not moreso!
Surely you’re not trying to tell me that a half-baked conspiracy theory is valid? Do you also think the Joint Chiefs were responsible for Kennedy’s assassination, and that the Challenger was brought down by a Russian missle?
froo, if you show the Troofer a magic trick, you win. Forever.
Yeah, um some of us have actually watched those and found them to be nothing more than a crock of excrement. The blend fact, fiction, speculation, and general ignorance rather nicely to cause the gullible to start believing that 9/11 was carried out by the government/CIA/FBI/the president alone so he could start his holy war with Islam and/or war for oil/The Canadians/The Fluffy Bunnies….
Those are Killer Bunnies, DU. Just ask Carter.
DU, you forgot about the biggest conspirators of all — the Joooooos. Usually they’re front and center in this crap.
Why is it everyone down there seems to want to go to war with/annex us. We don’t really like fighting, it’s against our founding principles… and as for annexing… do you really want to annex a country where the right wing makes your left look conservative?
Oh oh, is it one of the Joker’s magic tricks with the pencil? That would be awesome!
I hope you all have the dumbest look on your face when you realize that you are wrong. Anyone know what Operation Paper clip was? It was responsible for potentially ending WWII…. Thousands of people were involved in the design, building, and testing of the Atom bomb, yet not a soul blew a whistle.
I hope you all are ashamed of yourselves. I do not believe in UFOs, I do not believe Elvis is alive, I do believe that we landed on the moon……
You know you live in a controlled society when independent rational thought is ostracized to be crazy. Thank you for your attention to the matter. Please go back to your nightly sit-coms, reality TV, and sports programming.
All is well, all is well, no one will hurt you.
Also suggesting that I have a pencil shoved into my eye and killing me is beyond disturbing. I hope you rott in hell ass holes.
I believe it was the center of the forehead actually. We are also capable of thinking rationally and even fact checking, which is what many of us did after watching those conspiracy theory movies that revolve around 9/11. Try some fact checking for yourself instead of blindly following some movie you saw on youtube.
That made my day.
Now who said anything about shoving a pencil in your eye and killing you? I was just going to show you a neat trick…..stand still….
Oh GB, we want your hockey players, but we don’t want the hassle of the paper work that goes with hiring foreigners, so if we annex Canada they won’t be foreign anymore. Problem solved.
You know, I’ll admit to flirting with the truther thing in the past. But there really isn’t anything except anger and paranoia to fuel it. The only thing it has going for it is people who believe what they want to believe. You (truther troll) think you’ve seen undeniable evidence that 9/11 was a conspiracy, but you’ve decided hearsay and paranoia is proof. The only thing I ever had to work with was a belief that it would benefit Bush/Cheney’s desire to control everything. Now, I think the administration DID use 9/11 as an opportunity to grab extra power using fear (Patriot Act, obviously), but I haven’t seen anything definitive to say they were behind it. You get me something REAL, then I’ll listen. But you don’t have anything at all.
Annexing Canada would help the Canadian hockey teams since the Canadian hockey players always want to play for American teams anyway.
Rando… we’re not friends any more.
I just realised my loss of friendship also extends to DU.
Suptid americansss!!!11!1!! U guyz donnt no ne thing about the rest of the woorldz!1!!elebenty!!
Surely you have to understand that hockey is sacred in this country?
Personally I’d rather see the Canadians annex the US
And since you’re not too keen on fighting the Aussies will gladly help the Canadians invade we’ll keep you supplied with kangaroos for the front line maybe some guerrilla koalas for terrorist activities and lots of snakes
Steven Harper in the White House in 2010!!
Hey, Churj. I don’t want to steal your hockey players.
If only we can find a way to take advantage of our millions of moose and elk, and our stale timbits! I’m sure the kangaroos will be of great help!
Then we’re still friends mabs! Here, have some timmies.
How about this? Canada is winning 7-2 the last time I looked, and I’m definitely cheering for them over the Russians.
Um *pokes timmies* Oh, good. Not the stale ones! *nom nom nom*
Rando, yeah, we’re winning. I figured I could take a break from the game for a few minutes, and next thing I know, the Russians score a goal.
I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a Tim Horton’s mabs, but “Always Fresh”! (At least for people that don’t defile the sacred sport of hockey)
So, Churj, are stale timmies like dwarf bread? Useful as deadly weapons?
Look, it’s not my fault that the paper work is so difficult to fill out to get Canadian’s employed in the US. Besides, I never said I wanted to do it, just that the conspiracy theory truthers wanted to do it. I was only answering your question! *sulks*
Oh and Veg, I’m going to have to report you to DHS for Koala related terrorist activities.
Okay DU… we can be friends again. Just let me go pick up some more fresh coffee and donuts for everyone, and we can watch the rest of the game together.
Mabs, I’m pretty sure they’re called “donut holes” everywhere else on Earth… when they go stale, it’s like throwing a marble at someone.
I know what timmies are.
Seeing as DU has reported me to the DHS, Homeland Security’s too busy watching the koalas sleep and splorting
Now’s the mooses chance
ATTACK!!
Thanks DU
I have to admit, the score really surprised me. I thought that game was gonna be a lot closer than it is. But with the Russians out of the way, we’re primed for a USA-Canada gold medal game.
Silly Veg, the Canadians are all busy celebrating the hockey game win. You don’t interrupt those celebrations with an invasion. Maybe during the off season they can invade.
Yeah, we’ll wait for the snow to be gone before we invade… how does July sound?
We still have to get through Sweden, defending gold medallists.
July is good for us. *awaits Canadians’ arrival in 100F temps*
That’s true, but if the Canadians can plow through the Russians like that, Sweden shouldn’t be that bad. They can do it.
I don’t think the Swedes will be too tough, a gold medal game between Canada and USA would be sweet. They say that which a friend wins is never really lost… however our boys may end up getting a public flaying if they let your team walk all over them again in the gold medal game.
As for invading the US… we’ll consider it if you ask nicely but we’re only going to take the states north of the Mason-Dixon line, Texas can take the rest.
Do you count California as north or south of that line, considering we’re sort of bothish…I say ish because the line just doesn’t go that far.
Nobody’s taking us!! We have the nukes! (Didn’t trade ALL of them for chocolate, you know.) DU, we can form a separate country together.
Ah, just realized…we’ll have to include AZ for some geographical continuity. But that just means we get Charro, too! Yay, Southwest!
Do we get to keep the governator? If so, we’re annexing it.
The state of California has a population that is larger than all of Canada, and an economy that’s approximately the same size (depending on how you measure). Damn.
*Looks from Mabs to Churj* Um…um…I don’t know which side to pick! The Canadians have socialized healthcare, but NM has Mabs and Az which has Charro!
What if we were to make NM and AZ provinces as well? Yeah, better get used to that term… provinces.
Psst. DU, don’t forget that WE have most of the nukes. And the spaceport.
Um…I…uh…Look, if you can take AZ and NM we’ll join you without a fight, but they have the nukes!
I wonder how sneaky moose and beaver are in desert…
Too problems there: no cover, especially for something as big as a moose, and no water. No way those moose are moving farther south once they hit Colorado.
Then we’ll have to come by air. Time to mobilize the geese.
AZ and NM are both southern states so we really don’t want them, too hot, you might as well keep Nevada too. You can keep SoCal, but we want the north half… and DU if she wants to come.
*offers DU chocolate cream filled maple dipped donut*
You do want to come don’t you DU
Ha! DU is in SoCal, so we get her! *drags DU back* Look, we just got a new donut shop!
Hey, GB, NBC is trying really hard to perpetuate the ‘Canadians all have dog sleds’ myth by showing shots of dog sledding and dog sled dogs regularly during the Olympic broadcasts.
oh that’s just silly… this is 2010, we drive snowmobiles now, dogsleds were so last millennium.
He’s innocent I swear!
I thought this one was kinda funny… The expression on his face is dead on.
The expression does match perfectly, but I dunno, it just lacks something for me….It’s not bad, it’s just not really good either.
OJ is “saying” too much, I think.
Better than what all you people that put “yawn” could do, contribute a funny caption today! (it was funny as well, that’s why it has 5 Abes)
Would’ve been better without the thought bubble on the right.
I agree. The lol is trying to do too much.
Ok, sue me. I got a giggle out of it. Suck it, beyatches!
Wow, you’re feeling quite fiesty there, aren’t you Frou?
No sleep + two kids + being told I would get some extra sleep today because hubby didn’t have to work but got called in anyway and then I got no sleep again = Froo feeling froggy. And tired. But mostly froggy
Oh, you have my sympathies. But I’m quite enjoying you’re comments, so keep going…heehee
Don’t look at me! I’m in NO mood since I’ve had a tinfoil hat stapled to my skull. *has a woozy*
*Contacts Diss*
You rang? Hmmm. Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is one of those “results may vary” situations, and not actionable. Sorry!
*won’t be buying her illegal street drugs from Froo anymore*
*only sells legal street drugs*
*logic machine implodes* Froo! Will you guys please quit breaking my logic machine with your oxymorons?!!!
(Totally off topic, but ICHC doesn’t think you can have more than one oxymoron.)
Does oxyclean work to get rid of extra oxymorons?
You think I should oxidize them?
IT WORKS ON OXYMORONS, IT WORKS ON OXEN, IT EVEN WORKS ON OXFORD UNIVERSITY! ALL THIS FOR ONLY $29.95!
BUT I’M STILL NOT DONE!
… Billy Mays… is that you?
Cool. I need my oxen cleaned.
Will it get all that icky nitrogen out of my oxygen?
So you’re saying those little white pills with the E on them that I bought from you last week weren’t ecstasy? That would explain why they didn’t work, though they did get rid of my headache.
On a semi-related side note, my mother found some BC powder in my room once, and accused me of having drugs.
Once my Mom found a bag of catnip when I was moving out of my apartment and looked at me accusingly
“Do I even want to KNOW what this is?!?”
“It’s catnip Mom.”
(The weed was already packed and sealed in a box…duh)
And I don’t do that anymore. It’s growing up time (boooo).
Yeah Cat nip is such a tragic drug.. Steve I always knew you were a little feline….
That’s funny, Steve, I didn’t start the weed until I grew up. LOL
Started age 22, 7 years ago. Ended last month when I lost my brother to cancer.
If he didn’t need it, then I sure as hell don’t need it.
SlakStrong forever.
Oh, sweetie. I am sorry. *hugs Steve*
*Hugs Steve*
I’m sorry. *hugs The Steve*
Oh, so sorry. *hugs*
OJ?
No thanks, I’m good.
I prefer grapefruit juice. With a splash of vodka. And a rim of salt.
One salty Greyhound coming right up
“See, what had happened was….”