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I believe in funny LOL’s…. too bad they are few and far between.
I know you can do it PB. Deep down in there you got a whole full powderkeg of funny LOLs. Please git em out… now, before I scream again.
I’m only one vote!!
Yes but your vote carries – like EWAdams – CLOUT. Get cloutin.
Nah I don’t have as many socks as EWAdams!! I blame Bush and Obama for creating a society where someone is too lazy to sock. Elebenity!!
I thought it was funny….and it even managed to be much more original than the other captions for this pic(mostly “LOL global warming is/is not real hur hur”).
I’m from FEMA and I am here to help.
It’s annoying how FEMA leave off the LE. Can you do something about that?
Damn atheists!
God is an atheist.
But reading the Bible one would think God had a pretty big ego, so how does he not believe in himself? Does God ened to see a motivational speaker?
God has a big ego? No. It’s massively huge. Have you heard how he nuked all those sinning children in two cities? He was worse than Hitler and Genghis combined.
But not Stalin or Gargamel?
Godwin in the first 20 comments. Awesome.
not really, i seem to remember that he killed EVERYBODY and EVERYTHING except two of each animal
anyway hitler was a strong christian, and his military success was rumoured to be down to the spear of destiny, the second last thing to touch christ, and the item that actually killed him
“Constantine” is not a work of non-fiction, dude. A bullet to the brain killed Hitler, not the Spear of Destiny.
I thought it was a Belgian flag?
The Pick of Destiny!!!!
The Bullet of Destiny!!
You are my density.
And my my density has bought me to you.
LOL. BTTF, FTW!!
You complete me.
WOOOHOOO!!!!!!! *dork high five*
The Bell of Truth!
Spear of Destiny? Wasn’t that a game like Wolfenstein 3D?
Constantine wasn’t the first mention of that; it’s long been known that Hitler was heavily into the occult and there are many stories, stretching back even to the war itself, of artifacts he may or may not have possessed, including the Spear of Destiny.
No, I have the Spear of Destiny.
No I HAVE the spear of destiny, well according to my wife…. :-O
no, it’s BANKSY.
Yeah, in camden
BTW PK, under the picture you have the question “Love Irony?” Well me retort to the rhetorical question is, what does irony have to do with this picture? Do we know if Global Warming caused this flood?
I know what caused the flood. It was Al Gore.
Tipper told him not to do the cannonball jump into the ocean but would he listen?
Tipper started a campaign to censor Al wearing a swimsuit as it was offensive to many Americans. (BTW, I don’t like Tipper Gore.)
I don’t think even AL likes Tipper Gore. That woman…don’t get me started. *censorship grumble grumble*
How could something that doesn’t exist “cause” a flood? Rain caused the flood, it’s the same thing that causes all floods.(and melting snow but you morons actually think that is “caused” by it too) The definition of insanity is living where there have been floods for thousands of years…and being surprised when there’s a flood, that and believing that “global warming” caused it. (insanity aka stupidity)
Climatological Cassandras are becoming increasingly apprehensive,
for the weather aberrations they are studying may be the harbinger of another ice age.
Telltale signs are everywhere —from the unexpected persistence and thickness of pack ice in the
waters around Iceland to the southward migration of a warmth-loving creature like the armadillo from the
Midwest.Since the 1940s the mean global temperature has dropped about 2.7° F. Although that figure is
at best an estimate, it is supported by other convincing data.
No one can say exactly what it looks like when a planet takes ill, but it probably looks a lot like Earth. Never mind what you’ve heard about global warming as a slow-motion emergency that would take decades to play out. Suddenly and unexpectedly, the crisis is upon us.
The dumbing down of America is upon us.
Though I agree with some of your sentiments, we don’t need a Global Warming Flame War here, we’re looking ot have a definition of Irony Flame War (a little too ironic, I really do think).
Also I believe the definition of insanity (per Mr. Eintstein the Physicist not to be confused with Mr. Fraud I mean Freud.) Is doing the same thing over again the same way and expecting a different result. I believe what you meant was an example of insanity.
To the rest of the board here’s how it’ll play out:
Liberal/ Greenist: It’s not global warming it’s climate change.
Conservative: Fine it’s Global Warming/ Climate Change/ Earth’s dying, I like how the definition changes to effect the current weather, don’t you see the freezing in europe and snow fall in the US? dumb a$$.
Liberal/ Greenist: It’s based on Climate not current weather. Think of it as a whole you a$$clown.
Conservative: I believe the winter season is indicative of the climate, fvck nut.
Liberal/ Greenist: So the majority of scientists are wrong then?
Conservatives: What about the emails?
Liberal/ Greenist: A few people wrong does invalidate the whole point, fvcktard.
Conservative: Now you know how we feel arguing with you!!!!! $hit for brains
And it continues for another 3 or 4 hundred posts.
I’m confused; you’d call me a liberal, but I don’t believe in “Global Warming” (the theory is unmade, and one of the main pieces of “evidence” [the "hockey stick"] doesn’t show 2 known climate events [the Medievil warm and the "Little Ice Age"], and the start of the rise in reported temperatures matches nicely with the switch from using derived temperatures from dendritic rings and ice cores to using thermometers, primarily in city centre sites)!
Yes Paws that was kind of a generalization, hence the “Greenist” listing as well. However we’ve seen this arguement too many times for it to be entertaining anymore. I believe my sentiment was correct.
And at the end, we Greenists will WIN!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Seriously though, the Climate Change-Global Warming Debate is getting tiring. We all know the climate is changing. On my side of the aisle, we think human beings are BIG factor in this. On the other side of the aisle, humans are not a big factor and my not even play a part.
Can we all just agree, at least, that Climate Change IS happening?
It’s been happening for MILLIONS of years you idiot. We had ice ages, we no longer do…what made them end? You don’t think, period. You believe what someone tells you regardless of reality which is exactly what they expect of you.
Uh oh…we decided to call it global warming but it’s getting colder…what do we do?? Change the name, duh! They’ll believe it, they believe anything, they voted for Obama.
Rando what Troll Tactis is this? (sorry left my Troll handbook at home)…
Al you do realize you just proved my point up above 100%, just get original, and stop being a wanker.
Know: No Shampoo is betta!!
I’m not sure what number tactic it is but Al Troll is resorting to name calling and the “the sheeple voted for Obama” whine. It’s a very boring, predicable troll.
May I kill it?
With our blessings.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
Please. Oh, and Hi, HOW! *snugglehug* Did you watch the game yesterday?
*tacklehug* Hello my little Canadian cabbage!!
Congratulations! What an amazing win for the Canuck women! I didn’t see the game (stuck at stupid work, trying to catch up after 3 days away, reintroducing the Mr to America) but saw the highlights & the celebration slideshow! BTW, the IOC is being a bunch of feckheads if they are going to punish the team for celebrating such a huge victory on their home ice!
But the Olympics are clean cut… they sent the snowboarder dude home b/c of scadalous pictures…. woman kissing his medal as it hung in a certain area. (Not sarcasm in post btw)
Yeah, they’re so clean-cut that the VOC has to ship in more condoms for the Olympic Village – they’re already gone throught thousands of them!!!!
Heehee
Ahahahahaha!! THAT’S the way to celebrate a medal or console each other for not getting on the podium!! Bravo, athletes of the world!
I missed the actualy game. My boy and I were bonding on Civ4, but I saw the medal ceremonies and bawled during the anthem. My kid kept rolling his eyes. It’s okay, though, one smack and the stopped rolling. LOL
I thought it was funny that Team Canada apologized for the celebration. I was like, come on. Smack their hands and tell them not to do it again, but otherwise let it go.
I knew it would be a very emotional game & ceremony for the Canucks. BTW, did you see that Canada has the same number of gold medals as the U.S. eventhough they have only 1/2 of the total medals. Nice job!
Yes, yes I did…..(she says modestly). We are awesome!!
Ah Nucky…the big one is tomorrow. I can’t wait for this game! It should be a barn burner/world beater. The two best teams are in the game for the gold, as it should be. I loved what you guys did to them Rooshins!
I need to make a list. I forgot to keep track from the last one. I think name calling is effectively troll tactic #1. Very few trolls exist that don’t go for blatant personal attacks. I’m gonna say that naming your handle a stupid parody on someone you hate is troll tactic #10.
Thank you for such an insightful and intelligent argument.
I’m not interested in engaging in a meaningful discussion with a person such as yourself. All you’re concerned about is insulting anyone who disagrees with you. Your fallacious arguements only shows your compensating for your lack of intellect & debating skills.
Oh, I get it now. You’re a moronic fvcktard. Okay, just checking.
It’s always good to have confirmation, though.
Are you saying that Al Gore doesn’t exist?
That would be nice.
If he didn’t exist, someone would have to invent him.
I invented Al Gore. I’m sorry. It’s all my fault.
Bad DU! No spankings for you!
But, wait, that means DU is responsible for the internet!
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet! Just global warming!
A POX on you, DU! A pox on top of that other pox I gave you! POX POX POX!!!
*takes antibiotics to get rid of the poxes. Poxi?* Haha! My Amoxycillin defeats your poxing!
This is a superPox, resistant to antibiotics! It’s the SwineMRSAPox!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
*takes antivirals* Is it getting contagious around here, or am I imagining things?
Hmph! *coughs on Froo and sneezes in her food when she isn’t looking* Lets see how you like Superpox!
HAH! I’ve spent the last five years building up an immunity to Iocai…..er….SuperPox!
Luckily I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Ahahaha- *drops over dead*
HAHA!!! You just fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Well how was I supposed to know you were a land war in Asia?
Did you lose a country to the commies to? uh, uh, did you?
(God, please don’t let anybody remark about Obama here).
OBAMA IS A COMMIE!
Damn.
Wow… I just realised I spelling failed. “… to the commies Too” is how that should read.
Also, froofrou is a land war? That takes talent!
HE’S A COMMIE!
Vlad is a naz… I mean commie!
If the LORD became so angry with liberals and their global warming lies that he sent a new flood,
would that be irony?
And stupid comment like that brings on today’s Conservative Dumb Ass quote of the day: “I do know that it’s true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down”?
Well I disagree with that.
If you abort them they go to heaven.
Whereas if you let them live they end up in prison and then go to hell where they belong.
Abortion shouldn’t be a get out of facing up to your proper place in this world and the next; like everything else liberals advocate.
I’m only an occasional visitor here so am not entirely familiar with your work. Are you a complete and regular asshole, or are you being, ya know, all ironical and stuff?
One night, at the seediest bar in Internet Town, a performance artist, drunk on whiskey and high on mushrooms, got shagged in the alley by a troll. Nine months later, Squirk was born.
Where is DU? Does she know that pet Squirk escaped again and she needs to clean up after it?
I linked a picture of a Sqwirk if you click the name,
if you’d prefer to keep the mystery then of course don’t!
You are a cute little crazy creature. I can see why DU keeps you around.
Awww, you’re an adorable little nutjob.
You can hang out at my place if you want. I have lots of wine. Can Sqwirks have wine?
As long as there is cheese with that wine.
I only have stinky moldy cheeses, but I do have a lot of it.
So, the Gouda that’s gone moldy in my fridge is now Camembert?
*giggles* That’s actually alot like what I pictured a Swirk looking like!
*gives Sqwirk more treats and a new toy* Who’s a cute little Sqwirk?
<3 Rats
eep eep
Actually going to prison doesn’t mean they go to hell…
I’m pretty sure all they have to do is believe, repent, and ask forgiveness.
Speaking of irony: Margaret Sanger, through Planned Parenthood, advocated abortions on Afro-Americans in order to eliminate what she called “socially undesirable people” (Margaret Sanger founded planned non-parenthood, I figured I’d throw that in since you people are so incredibly uninformed) safe to say she was about as LIBERAL aka leftist aka RAAAAAAAAACIST as they come
Hmmmm planned parenthood, isn’t that the group the your savior just loves…yes I think it is.
Liberal Dumb Ass…but I guess that’s redundant.
ROFL!!! – Enough said ILPB?
I don’t think Al Galore realizes a few threads back that I did the Liberal A$$Clown line of the day.
But yeah… Galore doesn’t make me and my conservatives look good.
HOW oh HOW my liberal love muffin of weapons, dear, do you mind disposing of this “thing” that posted here.
YAY!!! I’m going to use the M1A you gave me, ILPB!
*removes Al Troll from the corporeal plane with her Holy RPG of Antioch*
Oh Andyyyyyyy, I have a wee bit of troll brains for you, a very very very wee bit of troll brains.
Al Galore
One bad Liberal does not make all liberals bad or uninformed. Use some damn logic assclown. By your reasoning, ILPB is also a douche because you’re a douche. Douche.
One bad apple doesnt always spoil the bunch. Individualism sound fimilar?
But I ama douche, I spend most of my time in a ladies……….
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are the conservatrolls so damn vicious? I mean, seriously. You’d think this guy’s mom was run over by Nancy Pelosi or something.
Too soon, Rando. Too soon.
How about now? Can I make that joke now?
I’ll have to check with my friend’s brother’s sister-in-law’s cousins aunt’s daughter to make sure, since it was her mom that happened to…
Sqwirk, Sqwirk, Sqwirk. What are we gonna do with you?
Sorry Rando, I don’t know how it keeps getting out of it’s cage. I think I need to buy more toys for it so it doesn’t get bored and try to leave again. Um…does anyone know what types of toys Sqwirks like?
Meatballs?
Rubber fish?
Small meaningless bits of string and paper?
Strat-a-matic Baseball?
meaningless bits of string and paper, please
One reason Sqwirks are so rare is they will only make their nest from the shredded parchment of national constitutions, religious texts or other venerated documents.
and a rubber fish
Crap.
I was hoping for a game of Strat-A-Matic.
Well, I don’t have any shredded venerated religious texts or constitutions, but I do shred all my important documents, and have plenty of string.
I shred my toilet paper.
Before or after you use it?
God cannot lie, so in sending another world-wide flood directly from Heaven would be breaking a promise, thereby making God a liar, and invalidating God. God would then disappear in a puff of logic.
And so would we, only this time without it involving Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
As long as we get Alanis Morissette and Alan Rickman.
So is Alan Rickman the sheriff, terrorist, or murdering Aussie land owner?
Actually he was…(fuzzy memory here, I need another Dogma viewing) the voice of god?
Yes. He was.
And he was awesome at it.
I’m ready for another Dogma viewing…
I knew who he was in Dogma, I was making a joking reference to the other major movies he was in. IE Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. Die Hard. Quigley Down Under.
but yes, if you could magically eliminate the group that commits the most crime, the crime rate would go down, that’s simple logic unlike: global warming causes snow in places it doesn’t usually snow.
(If abortion was legal in 1961, it’s safe to say we wouldn’t have a communist “president”, how’s that for irony?)
dumba$$ Troll say wha?!?!?!? My god do you have to work hard to be that stupid and racist, or does it come naturally. Just STFU and stop making conservatives look like Rush Limbuagh Robots you twit.
Which of my statements is incorrect?
I’d say if abortion was legal in 1961, we be a lot better off, what’s wrong with that? I thought abortion was the greatest thing since free sliced bread and welfare? Are you actually denying that Yobama’s ‘mother’ would have been pro-abortion? Do you really think she would have chosen to be ‘punished’ with her bastard kid if she had the CHOICE to abort? Gimme a break yo.
Sorry, but no one is Pro-Abortion. We’re simply against the government trying to regulate morality through laws that don’t work.
Abortion is illegal in many countries. In those countries abortions still occur at an alarming rate, unfortuntely rather than occuring in a sterile hospital by trained and licensed doctors they happen in horrible conditions that result in many deaths from infection and disease, as well as blood loss from the surgery itself.
I hate abortion. I think it’s wrong. But if a mother is willing to have an abortion and subsequently face God with that on her soul, then I prefer she live through the surgery rather than die of disease and infection.
Only God can judge the human soul. Let Him do His job. If your reasonings are religious then it makes no sense to outlaw abortion. The child will immediately recieve the kingdom of heaven and thus be spared the torment that is life here on Earth. The mother will be judged by her maker, and everything is right with the world. We are not God, and He did not ask us to enforce His laws, only that we spread his Word.
ummmmm many people are pro-abortion, even when the ‘mother’ is 9 months pregnant including our alleged ‘president’.
“A civil lawsuit alleges that Semika Shi-relle Shaw, 22, died of a perforated uterus two days after she had an abortion at Gosnell’s clinic, the Women’s Medical Society, at 38th Street and Lancaster Avenue, in 2000.”
So much for that argument.
PS: I don’t think it should be illegal, I think the incentive to not get one, aka welfare, should be.
One death caused by regulated abortion surgery does not make the case that illegal abortions are safer than those performed by licenced doctors. Your logic is flawed.
As far as welfare goes, if giving a small part of my paycheck to the government prevents even one person from dying in the streets from hunger, then I’m ok with that. Apparently you and I are different.
Not EVERYONE on welfare makes it a career, oversight is the problem, not welfare itself.
A small part??? You don’t pay much attention, do you? So called entitlements are the largest part of what the government spends and 100% of the reason we’re on the brink of bankruptcy. If someone is too damn lazy to work and yet they pump out kid after kid after kid to the point of “starving”, who’s fault is that? Yet another irony, the people who can least afford it have the most kids, what a great idea!!!
You’re right, not everyone on welfare makes it a career, it’s only part of their income, they get the rest from crime.
By the way, there are lots of people on the streets starving because they aren’t female and therefore don’t qualify for welfare. That’s why they invented crazy checks.
1) I said “a small part OF MY CHECK” try reading comprehension
2) Discretionary Spending and Manditory Spending are very different. You should look into it before you make rediculous claims.
Entitlements DO make up the majority of MANDITORY SPENDING, but about two thirds of that is Social Security(withdrawn seperately from FEDERAL INCOME TAX on your pay stub) and Medicare. Income Security (welfare/unemployment) is less than 8% of Manditory Spending.
Of Discretionary Spending, DEFENSE is about 54%
If you look at the way it breaks down, we spend far more on DEFENSE than we do on WELFARE, even though Manditory Spending does make up a larger portion of the Federal Budget.
So when you take the time to THINK rather than just spout baseless claims, yes, welfare is a SMALL PART OF MY CHECK.
And I’m happy to pay if it means a fellow human being gets a chance to live, even if some @sshats choose to abuse the system. We live in the greatest nation on Earth, this isn’t Somalia for fvcks sake, people shouldn’t have to starve.
The Steve, would you like to meet at the Cheese Castle for a drink? You sound keyed up.
OMFG…will there be cheese AND beer?!?!?
Where, when, are we there yet?
I’m pretty sure there’s beer there.. You’ve never been to the Mars Cheese Castle?
*packs cooler with bratwurst, fixins, extra beer, and chips*
*grabs portable grill*
I’m ready to go!!!
P.S. Invite more girls, tell them it’s a sausage party!! LoL
“Mars Cheese Castle”
GREATEST. CASTLE. EVAH.!!!11!!
Well, ok, Midwestians! Let’s meet at the Mars Cheese Castle!
Can I come? I don’
…don’t have a way to finish that sentence?
I was overwhelmed with the fear of rejection
I actually don’t know what I planned on adding to the end of the sentence – so yes, you are correct.
Well, then sure, you are invited. But bring more girls!
To balance out your guy-ness.. I realised after I said that that it may have sounded weird.. So bring girls!
Sausage party? I’m in.
Steve, you are trying to teach a pig to sing.
PS: that was performed by a “licensed doctor”
I also believe that you can’t “go to heaven” unless you’re baptized so unless flushing the fetus counts then your logic is also flawed.
I’m sure it was. Have you never made a mistake, or suffered from an unforseen and possibly unforseeable complication in doing something? If you say “no”, we know you’re a liar, and if you say “yes”, we know you’re a hypocrite: Either way you lose.
You obviously don’t know your religon now do you. Unless you’re one of those so far right you’re wrong religious types that believe in Original Sin….. b/c you know still born babies go to hell, oh WAIT no sorry this guy, what’s his name, oh yeah Jesus was hung on this, what do we call it, a Plus Sign, no wait a cross and died. His death washed away Original Sin, awwwwwwwwwwwww too bad so sad, please try again.
Plus the thief on the cross was never baptized. I do believe it to be a requirement for an adult, who has the opportunity. But, just like Kind David and the shewbread from the temple, God has made exceptions. (Though I think there has always been a clever way to cover the requirements)
So you believe that aborted fetuses go to hell? Can we moderate this bowl of elephant diarrhea off of the entire planet?
That’s too good a fate for this nutjob, isn’t it?
True. We can “moderate” his willy then.
Hmmm, now there’s a thought . . .!
Your aledged president: I didn’t realise that Dubya was pro-choice!
Jim Bean or Jack Daniels?
Jack. For sure.
What is alleged about our the President?
That he’s one of those durty furriners?
I allege that man to be the elected president of the united states!
How does what you said prove Obama is pro-late-term abortion? I’ll be waiting to hear your oh-so-wise response. Holding my breath even.
Stiiiiiillll holdin’ that breath. Turning a really fascinating shade of blue in fact.
This is probably the wrong place for a serious discussion (because of Al Galore, not you), but the whole “spare them the torment of earth” argument is a damn slippery slope. Why is existence more of a torment for the unwanted, or the sick, or the disabled, than the rest of us? Are our lives only lived at the pleasure of someone else, who can kill us at any time to spare us further “torment”?
It’s also completely contradictory to Christian teaching — else the pious would be offing themselves left and right to go join God.
I haven’t been to church since 1974 when i reached the age where my personal beliefs allowed me stand firm against the beliefs of my parents, but I believe that there may be an edict preventing that sort of thing – if you commit suicide you go to purgatory, or something of that nature. Sorry, didn’t bother holding on to the memory since it actually meant nothing to me.
Yep. Taking the easy way out. Not acceptable.
It’s on that top 10 list (I’m pretty sure murdering yourself counts), and assuming you do it right, you wouldn’t have the opportunity to ask forgiveness. At any rate, it doesn’t seem like it would be worth the gamble.
Guy: *commits suicide*
God: “Dude, you totally skipped the line, that’s cheating. Sorry.”
Guy: “Awww crap.”
Guy: “Um, I’m sorry?”
God: “Nice try. I’m not stupid.”
Guy: Well fine, all of my friends are in Flying Spaghetti Monster heaven anyway.
God: So? We’ve got fluffy clouds and lovely harp music. And you won’t be getting these nifty wings!
Guy: Yeah…they’ve got strippers and beer. See ya!
God: “They always look at the screensaver and forget about the programming underneath. Oh well.” *closes Pearly Gates and walks down the Streets of Gold to lands of Eternal Happiness in all its forms*
Except for the ones who believe suicide is a sin.
Dhoti, you’re right. That was a bit over the top, and maybe I was being a bit melodramatic for effect.
I personally think life is a wonderful gift, and we shouldn’t take it for granted.
Replace “torment that is life here on earth” with “journey on the path that we call life”. My point remains valid. It sucks that the child doesn’t get a chance to live, but eternal life in the kindom of heaven ain’t so bad
Good call. I stand corrected.
*has a heart attack*
Performs mouth to mouth and CPR!
Wait…is it chest compressions or breast compressions…I can’t remember!!!
Better do both just to be safe.
I thought it was breast caresses?
I’m a Doctor. Let me by.
Now then….*cracks knuckles and prepares top go to work*
Men? You mean we need to magically eliminate men? I actually like men and don’t really want to throw out all the good, kind and decent babies with the foul and criminal bathwater.
You can justify your foul opinions as much as you like, but…ah, feck it – there is nothing to be gained by engaging in discourse with the likes of you.
You’re a liberal, you more than likely are a devout abortion supporter, planned parenthood is the biggest provider of abortions in the world, it was founded by someone who actually wrote books saying that blacks should be eliminated……then you claim that ‘conservatives’ have foul opinions. I’m sorry but someone whos ‘opinion’ is that a doctor should be allowed to take a fully developed baby and suck it’s brains out because it’s “mother” doesn’t feel like having it is a far more foul “opinion” than any of mine. That is the ‘opinion” of Barry Obama, what a country!!
Die in a fire.
Your pimples are showing, Al.
They’ve gotten a bit worse, haven’t they?
Basement living does that.
Just don’t, Rattus. He and his racist, filthy agenda will soon be no more (moderated).
I have no intention of engaging further. Being that eyes are the windows of the soul, I feel that were I to look into the eyes of Al Galore I would see what appears to be the overly full dumpster sitting behind a greasy spoon in mid-August off the highway running through a Florida swamp.
Ouch..are Florida dumpsters really that bad?!?
Any dumpster in high humidity – Yikes! Liquified meat, a decade’s worth of encrusted grease, a legion of maggots and a smell that would stop a vulture in its tracks.
Oh, just realized what you were asking – are Florida dumpsters really as bad as Al Galore’s soul? Well, no, but what really is?
Sewage treatment holding tanks?….I dunno. Nothing is really coming to mind.
It’s ok Al Aglore’s sould will be saved, b/c you know he’s sucha good Christian, oh wait.. no no he’s not. Rando will have fun with this maroon today. I’m surprised Ivan’s being so tame.
I’m not wasting myself on this asshat. He’ll be gone real soon.
He’s not much fun. He’s repulsive. I’m trying to come up with new insults for him, but instead I keep trying to come up with fun, painful things to happen to him.
wow, a “liberal” who believes in censorship, how’s that for irony?
Let’s try this again, the founder of planned parenthood was a genocidal racist liberal, now, a person she would have been happy to see aborted is president and a flaming supporter of a concept developed by someone who would have had him killed, and you’re too damn stupid to see the IRONY of that? wow
No, I’m not advocating censorship, you scum-sucking, bottom-feeding sh!t-stain. But I know how things are on this site, and you will be going bye-bye very soon. Racism will get you banned double quick here. Everybody wave to Al Galore the crotch cricket!
Hey look, I can play on words with a popular political figure too!
Yay!
Very nice.
So there
This is fun!
Rush Limpballs! LOL. Maybe that’s why he had the viagra!
Whoops, that wasn’t supposed to be a reply to you. Ah well.
*grumbles about how someone else I can think of should’ve been aborted*
*thinks Al’s sense of humanity must have been aborted, or at least severely perverted*
Posting idiotic strawman talking points in response to no one in particular FAIL FAIL AND FAIL TO THE FAIL FAIL.
We don’t have a communist president now. And you’re a sick individual. I hope they moderate you and ban you from the site forever. You don’t like liberals and Democrats? Fine. But your hatred makes you a sorry excuse for a human being. Please tell me you don’t actually pretend to be Christian too, because that would make the baby Jesus cry. Obama isn’t an embarrassment to this country. People like you are. Bin Laden would make a better American than you, butt fungus.
Boy Al, you just removed any question in anyone’s mind that you’re anything but a moron troll, by adding that last sentence at the end. Communist president, my God. He’s slightly to the right of Dwight Fricking Eisenhower, for one thing. BTW that’s not the definition of irony either. Boy you fail a lot.
THE WALL MUST FALL!!!!
This is CRAP !
The message was spray painted by BANKSY outside the recent climate event to be a funny statement.
As usual the “smart” people on Pundit Kitchen don’t actually ever watch the news !
Pssst…The whole point of this website is to make funny captions for news photos. There is no requirement that the caption be in any way related to the actual news event. However, if your point is that the photo is misidentified, why don’t you email the admins with the correct information instead of being a douche and insulting people?
But Troll be “Smart” Troll.
Plus Troll don’t realize the news is a propaganda based lies fed to the American public to make them feel either vulnerable, safe, patriotic, anti-government, etc etc etc…
They make me feel hungry…maybe I’m doing this propaganda thing wrong….
well, even if you don’t believe in death, that won’t stop the inevitability of it. the same applies here.
So what you’re saying is the Earth will continue to heart up until eventually it’s hotter than Hell? Marshmellows anyone **puts marshmellow on stick and holds it over the Earth**
It has to, what with the sun going super nova and all that.
Charro you Marshmellow caught on fire, AGAIN!!!
Well sh!t. Pass the chocolate.
Holy Carp!!!
Did you guys know they moderate the word cr@p now?!?!
That’s bullsh1t!
That’s just fooking ridiculous. What the hell PK?!
How come they let my earlier “asshole” slide through? I’m pretty sure that I can use “crap” at work or on a television program, but not “asshole”.
It’s probably a ‘nested’ word. E.g., you can’t say the co(kpit of an airplane because it has the naughty word in it, so we are all now penising our pistols.
Perhaps we should just run George Carlin’s incomplete list of dirty words through here, and see what we’re still allowed to use.
Well, it’s the nesting that usually mucks me up because I don’t tend to use profanity that much, but I do tend to like them three dollar words.
Crap!
Nope, crap still works. Musta been something else.
Crap!
If it isn’t Scottish……..
IT’S CRRRRRRAPP!!!
If it’s from Glascow, probably still crap!
I forgot what i was going to say on here, because im watching LOST and my brain has melted
this was painted by a very awesome street artist/vandal named banksy, who paintes really great stuff often with a sharp wit, and a political message, and this was painted to look like rising water levels had covered it up, but it was actually painted that way, so there was no flood just a very valid point… google banksy!
I worked/did errands most of the day, so I’m a bit late getting into this one. Am I the only one that thinks “Al Galore” smells like a sock of Paul/Ioaness?
Somewhat, except for Paul/Ionnes tends towards post-and-run tactics.
I hear you there, but I still think it smells the same. Something about the thought structure.
Thought? Structure? I don’t see any of those because of all the rabid racist froth.
Oh, pardon me. I was just looking at the froth, and it formed a pile that shaped in the words “Paul/Ioaness”
Interesting how he got it to fly that way.
Big stinky, frothy pile. Cipro won’t help with that kind of infection.
If only that were true. But he hasn’t mentioned the day of judgement yet, so it can’t be him, unless he’s changed his meds. Sadly it seems there’s more than one rabid dipsh!t out there.
Ok, so one sock is a black dress sock, the other a striped sport sock…..
*snerk*
Works really well for Bangladesh, maybe you should move there.
Is this a nesting fail, or are the voices in your head overpowering you again?
Your LOL’s don’t work very well.
Perhaps YOU should move there.
Soon.
This thread rather amusing!
Uh…
This should have been on Failblog, I mean seriously, doesn’t this qualify as a FAIL?
definatly is
First off, this is a Banksy.
Second, its not a flood, he painted it on a wall by a canal in London
punditfkitchen.com, hpw do you do it?