Putin looking for the one ring to rule them all
(Vladimir Putin)
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Meh. First! Ordinal me!
Ordinal:
In set theory, an ordinal number, or just ordinal, is the order type of a well-ordered set. They are usually identified with hereditarily transitive sets. Ordinals are an extension of the natural numbers different from integers and from cardinals. Like other kinds of numbers, ordinals can be added, multiplied, and exponentiated.
Ordinals were introduced by Georg Cantor in 1897 to accommodate infinite sequences and to classify sets with certain kinds of order structures on them.[1]
The finite ordinals (and the finite cardinals) are the natural numbers: 0, 1, 2, …, since any two total orderings of a finite set are order isomorphic. The least infinite ordinal is ω which is identified with the cardinal number \aleph_0. However in the transfinite case, beyond ω, ordinals draw a finer distinction than cardinals on account of their order information. Whereas there is only one countably infinite cardinal, namely \aleph_0 itself, there are uncountably many countably infinite ordinals, namely
ω, ω + 1, ω + 2, …, ω·2, ω·2 + 1, …, ω2, …, ω3, …, ωω, …, ωωω, …, ε0, ….
Here addition and multiplication are not commutative: in particular 1 + ω is ω rather than ω + 1 and likewise, 2·ω is ω rather than ω·2. The set of all countable ordinals constitutes the first uncountable ordinal ω1 which is identified with the cardinal \aleph_1 (next cardinal after \aleph_0). Well-ordered cardinals are identified with their initial ordinals, i.e. the smallest ordinal of that cardinality. The cardinality of an ordinal defines a many to one association from ordinals to cardinals.
In general, each ordinal α is the order type of the set of ordinals strictly less than α itself. This property permits every ordinal to be represented as the set of all ordinals less than it. Ordinals may be categorized as: zero, successor ordinals, and limit ordinals (of various cofinalities). Given a class of ordinals, one can identify the α-th member of that class, i.e. one can index (count) them. A class is closed and unbounded if its indexing function is continuous and never stops. The Cantor normal form uniquely represents each ordinal as a finite sum of ordinal powers of ω. However, this cannot form the basis of a universal ordinal notation due to such self-referential representations as \epsilon_0 = \omega^{\epsilon_0}. Larger and larger ordinals can be defined, but they become more and more difficult to describe. Any ordinal number can be made into a topological space by endowing it with the order topology; this topology is discrete if and only if the ordinal is a countable cardinal, i.e. at most ω. A subset of ω + 1 is open in the order topology if and only if either it is cofinite or it does not contain ω as an element.
Wow, that was longer than I expected it to be. And nesting fail. You fail, Rando!
But an ordinal post WIN of epic proportions, brother!
Oh, and Happy Vladurday!!!
TGI Vladerday! I have hot coffee for everyone with or without cream and sugar or “Irish cream (wink)”. Wait the Baily’s is gone. Who drank the Baily’s? Sorry no Irish cream.
To Vlad’s staff: привет (I hope that says what I think it says.)
“Here he comes to save the day!”
Here’s more Bailey’s..
Oh thank you. It has been that kind of week. Then Firefox would not let me see the comments and I had to use my other browser. Oh thanks you may have saved what is left of my sanity.
*accepts Irish coffee*
*hands out cookies* Oatmeal-raisin, anyone?
Thanks I’ll have one after the pizza arrives down below.
You can only fail on failblog.
Ook brain just fell out, sends Rando some very thick gloves so that he cannot type brain melting things… again
Hey Hey! A Benford Post 6000 series! Awesomeness. Did Sears start carrying Benford tools, or did you have to order it on teh interwebs?
*grabs Justa by the cheeks and holds his head firmly where he is forced to look me in the eyes* It’s Binford. B-I-N-F-O-R-D. Binford.
*pats Justa on the cheek as she releases him* That’s a good boyd
*sulks* Yes Ma’am. B-I-N-F-O-R-D. Binford.
Looks rather like a scene from Indiana Jones to me, especially with the foreign brat as sidekick.
But he has no hat.
The hat is in some other pictures. Let’s hope he wears it. I see a case of skin cancer waiting to happen. What is wrong with me? I see a hot man without his shirt and I think skin cancer? I’m dead, totally dead. Perhaps I should go eat brains with Andy.
He could be wearing sun screen….
Thank you, Yes, SPF 50 now I can just look and not worry.
He doesn’t need a ring for that! It’s just an excuse to ride around without a shirt.
He doesn’t need an excuse to ride around without a shirt.
I think you know your Vlad!
Shirtless Vlad???
this is VERY relevant to my interests . . .
How about a nipple ring?
Ow!
I miss my nipple rings.
…
I miss Charro’s nipple rings too.
I miss mine….
I had unsightly nipple rings but then I got an improved cleanser.
Ew.
Double Ew.
Adams.
Sucks.
Donkey.
Ass.
Imposter!
Nah, I just had to switch to IE to load PK. FYI. OK?
You should always let us know ASAP.
Right! Because PK are not just funnel and games. PK are cirrus business!
Mmmm.. Funnel cakes..
LOL!
Ah, good ol’ crazy Vlad. I guess he got down off his high horse long enough to send Pissy Plushenko that telegram.
I’m sure he handled it with equine-imity.
Keep Plusehnko in the stable.
Or he’ll just stirrup drama.
He really oughta rein himself in.
Nevermind all the the neigh sayers.
Plushenko isn’t exactly Putin’s mane problem right now.
Yes, we shouldn’t saddle him with so many tack-y issues.
Poor sod will be left trot in hell.
Canter we do something?
The gallup of some people!
Well, at least gymkhana get things back on track..
*has a sad cuz all the good ones are already used up*
Gotta get here earlier.
Ah Brak. You’re always a shoe-in at these things.
These damn gnomes!
Step three…PROFIT!
Brak, that’s step four. Sheesh!
He’s so hot.
Agreed, Jenna. Agreed.
Disturbingly so, since he’s older than my dad! ^.^ <3
He sure looks better than my dad – so who cares. :3
Yes, he’s so strangely hot!
*agrees*
And he’s almost ten years older than my dad…
UMMMMMM he looks kind of flabby to me…….. my arms are more defined and I’m categorized as Obese in the BME scale (of course I’d be considered Obses if I was only sticks and bones due to my build)
Clearly nothing to obses over …
I forgot an “e” so SU me!!
Use U? Hmm, that sounds interesting…
For a man his age, he’s looking great. That BME scale is BS because in my recent health class it said the star point guard on my college’s team was obese.
It is, in that respect.
Although for people who live more or less sedentary lives and don’t get much exercise, it’s a pretty good indicator of “maybe you should get off your ass more”.. Myself included.
If you squint your eyes, he looks like a centaur!
Our prime minister can take his shirt off and breath heavily while your president is weak, scrawny, and a heavy smoker!
GO RUSSIA!
ZIG HEIL HITL…. I mean Stalin! Yeaaah that’s what I meant.
swastika avatar, LOL
Please, nobody ever encourage Rando the InOrdinate again. My brains have become mush since I read his post… sort of like I just spent four hours wandering in the Vatican and listening to Benny raving in German… (or something.)
PS. Rando, (your awesomeness) is that an avatar pic of you, or is it Joseph Stalin?
How can you not know who Jim Parsons, A.K.A. Dr Sheldon Lee Cooper is?
*dies a little inside*
I know right? I just discovered that show a little while ago, and it’s pure, freshly squeezed, unconcentrated awesome.
I am a complete TBBT nut! I adore that show. I even named my parrot Sheldon. Geeks are teh awesome.
I’ve tried to rename my son Sheldon, they’re very much alike. He doesn’t seem to like it. LOL
Why are you talking about/to Rando down here? He’s up there. ^^^
That’s probably why.
Isn’t it COLD in Russia? Does that man EVER wear a shirt???
His nipples are mini-heating units. He has no need for shirts.
If all the world’s leaders were like Putins, instead of wars, we’d just throw the leaders of that particular war into a wrestling match. Last one still wearins his countrie’s flag wins.
That sounds perfect and very scary.
Had to lol at the other caption, VLAD.. “So Pablo Did you see Brokeback mountian….. PABLO ” um…. Where did everyone go?
now that’s a president we can all be proud of!
*facepalm*
He’s Prime Minister butthead.
So…how about the latest freaking natural disaster? WTF? Hey, Pat Robertson, can you blame this one on a deal with the devil you fvcking assclown?
Win!
Well, I’m glad someone noticed that!
A Notice to All of Our Australian Friends:
Thank you! On behalf of hungry university students everywhere I would like to thank you for the existence of the TimTam (C) and, thereby, the TimTam (C) Slam.
I had to google that, and so I blame you for the fact that I am suddenly VERY hungry!
Oops, sorry. They are amazing though!
I’ll forgive you this once…once the pizza arrives.
… Now I want pizza.
Did you order extra TimTam’s on the pizza?
Sorry. *opens box* Pepperoni, mushroom and sausage–yum! Or spinach and feta. And anchovies on the side in case anyone (or the cats) want some!
Like everything else, pizza is better with bacon on it.
The pizza served up here as a ‘Canadian’ has bacon, Rando. Want some?
*drools*
But is that regualr bacon or Canadian Bacon (aka Ham).
Hey, in the pizza world, we refer to that as “shank”.
Delicious.
Oh right you Northern Hemisphereans aren’t familiar with the TimTam Slams *drools*
Absolutely the single most delightful thing to do on a cold day is curl up on the couch with a doona, a mug of hot chocolate spiked with a healthy dose of whisky and a packet of TimTams to use as straws
I live in southern Ontario, and we can get them here now. I have since become acquainted with the TimTam slam… and thank god for Australia!
Whiskey does sound good..
It’s a bit of a paradox: how can one man put the ‘jack’ in jacka** and at the same time put the ‘jack’ in jackhole?
hmmm…..maybe if he’s an a**hole?
He’s the man your man could smell like if he were a despotic puppet-master.
I hear that’s a new line from old spice. Despotic puppet master….mmmm smells like Putin.
I smell a new marketing opportunity for Old Spice.
ROFL.
I’d still hit that.
Hey, it’s Don Quixote and Sancho!
Only this time Don Quixote has the ability to call in airstrikes on those damn windmills
Windmills? Oh my gods! Putin is attacking Holland!
and global warming!!!?
Caption fails; Putin already has a ring that’s all-powerful on this planet.
It’s called a Sinestro Corps Ring.
Corpse rings are smelly.
Shirtless Vlad? I wouldn’t kick him outta bed! Meowwwwww