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Oooh, I bet *that’s* a lot of fun to shoot! At least, you know, on a firing range… maybe not so much against real targets.
Oh, we know you Mark. You want to see blood, and guts, and veins in your teeth.
Heaped, dead, burnt bodies.
*from the Group “W” bench*
Well, in truth, I do support killing those who really need it. The problem is, they never do me the favor of gathering in one place, away from neutral humans.
And they all moved back next to him there on the Group W bench …
But we had fun, sittin on the bench and playin with the pencils…
Talkin’ bout mother rapin’, father stabbin’ and all kinds fun crime sort of things. (paraphrase)
Thank you, that song is now stuck in my head.
For those of you that have no idea.
Geeze he’s such a geezer now LOL.
I keep trying to parse this, and it makes no sense to me.
Oh, I see, it’s not PittyPat I don’t get, it’s Brak. Still confused.
They are fun to shoot!
I hope this works, I found this video to be much more relevant to the Lol. It was titled Skeet Shooting in Texas, but those guys look way too European to be from Texas.
i don’t get this pic? what is it about?
It’s a reference to clay pigeon shooting (with a shotgun). Chinless Wonder yells ‘pull’, flunky pulls release on spring-loaded launcher, CW blasts defenseless clay disk into a million pieces.
Yes, it would be a lot more fun with this beasty
No No No. It’s a typo. It says, “DULL!”
Pitty, where’s your avatar?
I have to use IE because PK won’t load on MFF.
& MMF is hooked in somehow to WP which has my AVT. FFS …
Was wondering where the pitty kitty was.
Don’t believe her! It’s a pitty sock!!
That would be a pity, but clearly any pitty socklet could not be nearly as witty as your dearly pithy, witty pitty, namely, yours truly, nifty pitty. (/ditty.)
Would a pitty socklet be an itty bitty pitty?
A stereotyped tipsy starlet might be a topheavy ditzy hipster.
Or maybe an itty petitty bitty pitty?
un poco un peu a bit o’ pitty.
I have been having trouble loading PK on firefox. I had to use Safari.
I always use Firefox and haven’t had any problems. The only add-on I have is adblock. The only time I’ve had problems loading anything is when I’ve accidentally blocked cookies from a site.
I’ve had trouble with it loading slowly sometimes, but honestly, on IE, it won’t load at all. That’s why I switched to Firefox in the first place.
You could try Google Chrome, it’s not bad and seems a lot faster than Firefox to me. Just a suggestion. I’ve talked to some people that don’t like it at first but then after they get used to it, it becomes their browser of choice.
That’s what my son uses.
I prefer Chrome. Less cluttery.
Or “NULL”.
Bull!
Martin Mull!
As Col. Mustard, Leon, or Mr. Kraft?
Garth and Barth Gimble!
That’s too old school for me. LOL
Best. TV. Evah. oh, and of course I was like 4 when it was aired …
OOOHHHHHBBBOOOOOOOO HOO HOO! Haa haa haa>
Ohhhhyeah, kids, this one’s REALLLYYY SCARRYYY!!! HOOOOOOO. Ha ha!
Don’t touch my cape, kid!
*really old school…who gets it?*
Oh…..wild guess – Count Floyd from SCTV? If not, it’s damn close!
Bingo…another gold for Nucky!!
God, I loved that show!
I bought my car from Jake, the guy with the snake on his face!
I grew up watching that show – no wonder my sense of humour is so skewed
So many great characters other than just Bob and Doug, eh.
The freakin’ spoof on the soap operas was one of my favorites.
The Schmenge Brothers!
Canadian humor is awesome humor. And as awesome as Joe Flaherty was on SCTV, I can’t help but remember him as that guy in Happy Gilmore. You will not make this shot…you JACKASS!
Oh, he blow’d up REAL good!
Got me the new album by The Five Neat Guys!
Smooth, baby.
The news with Earl Camembert and Floyd Robertson!
Tex and Edna Boil’s Organ Emporium!
The Sammy Maudlin show with Bobby Bittman
Guy Caballero
Now, I need to go break out the DVDs and watch it all again. LOL
Edith Prickly!
I’m off to Amazon to buy the whole box set!
Poor defenseless clay pigeons, no one ever stops to worry about how they feel in all of this.
I’m with you, DU. I say we rip off our shirts in protest of the senseless destruction of clay pigeons. You first
*lies*
Go ahead. We won’t look! We Promise!
Speak for yourself. *readies camera*
I did.
Lied. Heh.
*Tinkers with own wide angle lens*
Make sure you get my good side, baby. *wiggles booty*
*wipes steam off lens*
DON’T STOP!
But you’re looking a little flushed…
I’ll be fine!
Keep going!
*wipes sweat from hammer*
*wipes again*
*wipes again*
Thor, are you playing with your hammer? You’ll go blind you know. Here, let me play with it…..
Thank you ma’m, may I have another?!
*Nucky takes another step to Asgardian Goddesshood*
Of course, my thunder god…what would you like?
I love you guys.
Rip off my shirt? Does that mean I have to get dressed? *is already nekkid*
You were supposed to wait for me. All right, give me a second. I don’t want to rip my jersey!!! *takes off jersey reverently* There. Now, I think we jump up and down.
Ohhh! Are there any trampolines? I love trampolines!
Got one right here. Let’s jump and see the men’s eyes glaze over while they drool.
The Man Show.
It’s real.
*YAWN*
*mandibular dislocation yawn*
I think that’s giving it too much credit, Ivan.
Why’d you wake me? I finally found the perfect sleep aid: this LOL.
I saw the top half of the picture, and scrolled down hoping there might be more to it. Then I thought “Wait…that’s it?”
You got farther than I did. I looked at it, my eyes glazed over, and next thing I know I was face down on my keyboard, drooling.
Then go to the voting. It’ll help you build a nice healthy sense of rage again.
Well here’s ILPB to save the day of boredom!!!!! Durty Libruls don’t like this LOL b/c it’s pro Military/ Red Neck games, and leans towards teh 2nd Amendment which we all know liberals hate!!! They’ve tried to take out Charlton Heston for years, but that man will never NEBER EBER die….
*facepalm*
more dakka! we need more dakka!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.
I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.
-Warlord Ghazghkull Thraka, Graffiti on Warlord Battle Titan wreckage, found by Dark Angels at Westerisle, Piscina IV
Codex: Orks – 4th Edition
FOUL XENO
While xenos horrificus are indeed foul, only the foolish General dismisses them on the battlefield. To waste the resources of the Emperor earns even the highest Lord General an inquiry with either the Commissars or the most Holy Inquisition.
less dreck! we need less dreck!
I’ve never met him. Is Less funny?
Oh no, that’s a her. She’s Hillary Uss.
I gots controls’a da big mek!
Terrible. Absolutely awful.
Noob tubing at its finest…
nothing like a little skeet shooting with a mark 19.
A 40mm grenade machine gun. Reminds me of some historical statement made around the time Maxim patented an original machine gun around 100 years ago, it went something like “Let’s help people find faster ways of killing each other.” You’d think if evolution were true humanity’d be farther along by now.
Hiram Maxim tried to sell a run of his machine guns to the king of Siam early in the 20th century. As a demonstration, he used one to chop down a tree.
When asked what he thought, the king said “I have cheaper ways to cut down trees…”
Interesting. Ahh, history…
Seriously, PK? This is the best we’ve got right now? I guess with all the other crap that’s in the voting (conservatrolls and liberatrolls alike) it’s possible this is the best there is…nah, this is crap.
Something tells me that this gun would be very bad to be near should it jam.
Nah the round has to spin a certain amount of times before it arms. A jam is annoying but not dangerous.
In general, I think these military-related captions are a major pain. There is a colonel of truth that corporal punishment would be more fun than this LOL.
It’s ensign of the times.
I think a LOL about other stuff like, captain trade would be admiral of them.
Yeah this one should be docked.
Well I’m sold/ier argument is convincing.
Set sailor we’ll marine you on an island!
i’m really un-a-war, maybe i’m just uniformed
Rando, please stop being annoyed with Canada. Please get annoyed with France.
France didn’t win the hockey gold medal.
Yeah, but you still love me, right?
Of course. And it is unfortunately fitting that Canada wins it on home ice, but the Americans should go home with their heads held high. They came one shot away from stealing the gold in a tournament nobody thought they had a chance in.
F*ck me, my heart stopped when they tied it. I thought for sure we were going to lose. Nothing better than a nail biter, win or lose.
I figured Canada was gonna have to win this one on home ice or else all of those players were gonna end up in public hangings.
Hockey is srs bizniss. Right before the Americans scored, I said, “Oh well, I guess Canada is gonna win.” Then they scored. I should’ve said that again. LOL
So glad you didn’t. Yeah, it would have been tough for them….we would have polited our asses of at them and they would eventually have had to move to australia or something. Nothing worse than being over-polited by a Canuck.
One of the best games EVER! This game will be huge for hockey overall. We lost but we won.
Probably the first time since 1980 that hockey will be a front page headline (probably even beating tsunamis and earthquakes).
Some asked me at work yesterday if I’d heard about the earthquake and tsunami and I was like…um, the game’s tomorrow, is that what you’re talking about? LOL
There was a …wait, what?
I’m not sure, Brak, but did you see that game?!?!?!
BTW, did you guys notice that at least 1/2 of the US team is named Brian, Ryan, or Bryan? Is that a qualification to play hockey in the US?
No, I didn’t notice that….but I can tell you there’s going to be about a million “Sidney”s born in Canada this year and the next. LOL
Ahaha! Would you expect anything different?!
When you Canucks say you’re going to “rule the podium” you should have been more specific and said “top of the podium”!! Talk about breaking the drought!
You mean they weren’t already doing that?
Wow. That was a heartbreaking ending for the US. But silver is nothing to be ashamed of. Ryan Miller deserves his own gold medal. I hope you darn Canadians are happy now! Winning the gold in hockey on home soil!
YAH, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn good game. Thank you, America, cause you made us fight hard for it!!!
And yes, I’m crying
And it had to be fvcking Sidney Crosby too. Of all the people to do it, it just had to be fvcking Crosby.
I feel bad for Ryan Miller. The poor guy looked absolutely horrified after letting in that goal, despite being the single best player in the entire tournament.
Ryan Miller was fabulous. Sid the Kid was just a little more so.
….I’m just riding the high, sorry, guys……
When they showed the Americans as we were celebrating, I felt so bad for them. As my son says, they need to realize that they won silver, not lost gold. Maybe in few days?
I think Miller was crying. They looked seriously pissed as they were awarded their silvers. I don’t like that. Silver is still an honor. I’m sure they’ll be happier once the hurt of losing in OT wears off. It might have actually had been easier on them had they lost in regulation. I LOVED the ovation the Canadians gave Miller. That was great. You guys were great sports about the whole thing.
I think it’s harder in a team game to take silver, because the last game you play is the one you lost. I tried to explain it to my son, but I think the moment is too immediate. Maybe they should have done the medals later on, after the adrenaline stops pumping.
I agree. Later would be good. And I LOVE that the US held you-all to OT, because that means you really had to fight for it. No shame in losing to a better team in OT, and it should make the winning a bit more sweet!
It was so close….I was on the edge of my seat….scared the hell out of the cats, though, LOL
One of my cats loved it–he got a two-person snuggle for the 4th quarter and OT!
Mine are still hiding downstairs. I guess I was really loud.
I bet that a little tuna, sliced turkey or cream cheese, and all will be forgiven!
Well, the older one hates human food – but if I sacrificed the younger one, she might forgive me.
Cream cheese for a cat VG? Really? I’ve never heard of that. I’ll have to try it.
Don’t overdo the dairy products for cats, though. Some of them get diarrhea. I know the newest cat likes cream cheese, though, because SOMEONE left it out on the counter one day.
If not diarrhea, then at least stinky farts.
I don’t leave the cream cheese out, but I’ll let them lick a bit off of my finger as a treat–which is great training for getting them to lick the hairball treatment.
Yogurt will help those cats with both stinky farts and diarrhea.
Congrats to your team, Nucky!
Thanks, Mabs. I’m not sure if you know how much this means to our country. They showed pictures of our guys and girls in Kandahar, crying.
You guys may not know who Paul Henderson was, but for those of you who do, they’re already saying Sidney Crosby will be the name repeated with reverence for the next 40 years.
Congrats to Canada!! And I blame you f’ing Canucks for my now ruined manicure and bitten-off nails. Holy shoot!!! I knocked the beer outta my man’s hand when U.S. tied the game cause I jumped up so fast! That was an amazing hockey game! And I too thought that Miller was crying.
I think he was too, but he had no reason to, none at all.
I hope you didn’t spill the beer!
I also liked the reaction the Vancouverites gave their player on the American team. That was nice too.
I gotta tell you, it’s nuts here right now. There’s a guy in a jersey and boxer shorts out on the corner waving a Canadian flag with everyone honking and screaming out their windows LOL.
I hope they don’t riot in Vancouver, that would spoil the whole thing.
Riot in Canada = asking permission before looting?
Vancouver rioted bad….it was really ugly. They were fixing broken windows, helping old ladies across the street everywhere, putting cars back on their wheels and cleaning the windows, shaking hands with cops. It was awful.
They just showed Bryan Miller at the closing ceremonies and he’s smiling and wearing his silver medal and seems genuinely happy. As he should be; he played the TOURNAMENT of his life, thus far.
They’ll save the riot for when a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup again…which happened the last time Montreal won the Cup if I remember correctly. (Yeah, that’s low, but you guys just won a fvcking gold in hockey so you can let it go.)
It happened in Vancouver too. It really was bad. And I’ll let the dig go
I did spill the beer. He gave me a 2 minute penalty for unnecessary roughness and 20 minutes for alcohol abuse.
I agree – the US has no reason not to hold their heads up high. Nobody thought they even had a chance to make it to the gold-medal round. This was such a great game for hockey, not just for Canada and US.
Usually alcohol abuse gets longer than 20 minutes. I would imagine it’d be a few days in the hospital, minimum.
I’m sure there will be more punishment to follow. But he knew I wanted to see the OT. Plus, I made him a sandwich and brought him more beer.
They’re Canadians, what else would you expect from them but great sportsmanship
I have to say I loved watching the ice hockey. It just isn’t a sport we get much coverage of here and noone can play it either because its just too warm for any ice to form.
You Aussies would probably put kangaroos on the ice…heehee….although, that would be interesting…… hmmmmm *contemplates new rules for hockey involving skating kanagroos*
They wouldn’t need sticks; they could use their tails. Imagine the slapshot from that!
Oooo…we should put our heads together on this one HOW…I bet we could come up with a wicked new sport.
They can already box!
Buahahaha! LMAO.
You know, it wouldn’t need to be ICE hockey. We could totally do it on rollerskates. We need to brainstorm, Nucky.
Eh, roller hockey isn’t nearly as awesome as ice hockey. It’ll do in a pinch, but you just can’t beat ice hockey.
True. I’ve played both and there is no comparison. Ice SO much faster and better controlled. And a frozen puck is WAY harder! (I was a goalie)
True, very true. But they don’t have many ice rinks in Australia.
I wish I had played hockey as a kid. I didn’t start liking hockey until I was a teenager and my brother and I started playing in the driveway. My uncle Rick (he was a goalie as a kid, played against a young, fat Brett Hull a couple times) told me I could’ve been a good goalie if I had started younger. Damn him for giving me a new regret!!!!
We’ll put brainstorm on the bottom of that list of yours.
I did figure skating as a kid in the USSR. Wish they’d allowed girls to play hockey over there. I would have LOVED that. I empathize with your regrets, Rando.
HOW we have street hockey already and our men and women have both been multiple gold medallists over the years in field hockey. The problem is field hockey sucks more than soccer does and roller hockey is too slow.
Hrm considering we control a third of Antarctica I wonder if we could build a stadium down there, we could genetically modify some emperor penguins to create the ultimate ice hockey team although that idea of the kangaroo tail is not without merit, it could make an excellent hockey stick for the super penguins
This Winter Olympics hasn’t just been Canada’s most succesful it has also been our most successful as well *yay*
For some reason I suspect that kangaroos would be great at hockey.
Vege – The world should fear the Australians’ plans for entering ice hockey competition.
Nucky – What have we done by suggesting the Aussies could use ‘roos??!!
I think it might have been a mistake, HOW. I’ll gather the beavers and the moose, you get the….well, whatever you’ve got.
Uhhmmm…Eagles? Eagles SUCK at hockey! We’ll just juice up our current players. And don’t you forget to bring the Mounties!!
I’ve always got the Mounties, HOW. Don’t you worry. I picked only the best looking ones, too.
Don’t empathize too much. This same uncle decided to play with us one time and put a wicked slap shot right in the twig & berries. I didn’t have any actual equipment. The sky spun for a solid 10 minutes before I could get back up again. He was absolutely horrified over it too.
*turns green in empathy for Rando*
As someone living in DC and a Canes fan all I can say is, “Canada you can keep fvcking Crosby, that a**hole ain’t allowed back state side.” IF I was the border official checking him back into the country, he’d go to the “special” room.
Why cant I have that In Modern Warfare 2.
Anybody notice the “gay military dating” ad in the sidebar? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for LGBT rights and the abolishment of “don’t ask, don’t tell”, but i guarantee that ad probably incites more rage in the opposition than helping gay people who are trying to change the rules and/or perception of gays in the military. I’ve never seen a straight military dating ad, so i question the placement of a gay only one.
of course the ad changed as soon as I posted a comment about it….
It’s probably a scam by the military to try to uncover gay service men! Seriously, the military does not have a great track record in finding them unless they out themselves.
An old phrase used by gays who were semi in the closet to let other gays know was “friend of Dorthy”(most likely a reference to Judy Garland, a major gay icon, who played Dorthy in the Wizard of Oz) saying you were a friend of Dorthy was admitting you were gay. In the 80′s, the NIS in Chicago (if I’m remembering the city correctly) found out about the phrase and started a search for this Dorthy woman who knew all the gay service men so they could get her to out them all.
If the NIS (or CPAC for that matter) wants to piss some people off, they can pay for web advertisements that do the exact opposite of what they portrays themselves as (it’s the new reverse psychology, and it seems to work). Here’s an example easily understood: An advertisement for half-priced abortions, if you can prove you still live with your parents 60% discount.
It’s totally fake, but if you have enough money you can plaster that message all over the place, and it really has a potential of changing certain people’s perceptions about certain issues. Especially those people who sit in the middle on whatever particular subject it is.
Barack Obama may be a charismatic leader but somehow his economic policies are not that great in my own opinion. But still i am thankful that a Obama is the current president of the united states.
Random thought number 20?!?!? Reply button is your friend.
He’s just spamming. Now let’s all hope that his computer explodes. While he’s at it.
Contradicting troll contradicts? (not you, him)
Somebody waaay up in the thread said something about it being ok to kill those who really deserve it. I nominate the above spamdouche.
Ooh..that is one sexy weapon; from a safe distance! I’d give anything to pull the trigger on that baby..but I bet it’s got one HELL of a kick!
the one on the left has a cute butt