POOR PERSON TRYING TO TOUCH ME !! SECURITY!!
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First! Ordinal me!
Watch out! Rando the ExtraOrdinal is gonna usurp Ya…
To: someone here who may know something. Is there any way of organizing my 1000-odd favorites into some filing system? I’m tired of looking through 30-something pages to try to find what I want, and too lazy to spend forever making some sort of written index. Anybody help please Gawd? (Awwww, sorry Sarah.)
This is the worst example of “The Ordinal Post Rule” I’ve ever seen.
Forgive Smurf I think the white hat is too tight.
As for you PB, Gawd is slightly pleased with you because you forgave me. BTW my hat is not too tight, my jocks are.
Don’t forget to cut a hole for your tail.
This is getting too intimate for me. Git offa my tail!
You’re all missing the important issue here: Yay!!! Congrats Grimmie!!!
Dear Ordinal Charro, you have failed miserably to try to help my filing problem. Gawd is not pleased with you.
Dear Smurfy Smurf,
Your question is too unclear. Please clarify.
Charro; I have 1000 favorites. How do I arrange them in some sort of order which might facilitate easier location? Is that as clear as mud in a beer bottle?
Favourite whats? Organizing oh say, bacteria is vastly different than organizing, say, boats.
Uh, what?
That’s what I’ve been asking!
Uh, what??? (It said this is a duplicate comment, so I put more ??)
Tasteless and boring shame? Yippee! <3<3<4!!1
But is it democrat or republican tasteless & boring shame?
It’s Belgian you fool!
*wonders if anyone else enacts confrontations between Stanley Kowalski and odd characters, like smurfs*
Hey smurf, Dr. Steve Bruel says, “just use a hose, dummy!”
Look Wicket, you got confused. It was not Dr Bruel. It was Dr Phil. And he said: “Just use a dummy, hose.”
you must be confused. Steve Brule says, “Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cuz you make ‘em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes, and put THAT in your milk.”
there’s a full compilation of Steve Brule’s genius if you click my name and scroll down.
*usurps Smurf*
Dear Rando the Great ExtraOrdinal Usurper. Stick with Ordinals mate. Stay with your strengths. Smurfs cannot (and shall not) be usurped. Gawd is out to get you for that… PBUH.
I bet a smurf can’t say usurps smurf three times fast.
But what color do they turn if you choke them?
You’re so cute, Smurf. You want so much to irritate people, but you just keep coming off as cute!
Sad part Rando is you and I irritate people by just showing up…. and we def ain’t cute about it.
Rando and anti-Rando. But hey, we’re far more fun to have around than Smurf anyway.
Did you see I finally broke GOPToughGuy into admitting there is no legal basis for preventing gays from at minimum Civil Union, if not Marriage.
Poverty refers to the condition of not having the means to afford basic human needs such as clean water, nutrition, health care, clothing and shelter. This is also referred to as absolute poverty or destitution. Relative poverty is the condition of having fewer resources or less income than others within a society or country, or compared to worldwide averages.
Before the industrial revolution, poverty had mostly been the norm. Poverty reduction has historically been a result of economic growth as increased levels of production, such as modern industrial technology, made more wealth available for those who were otherwise too poor to afford them.[4][5] Also, investments in modernizing agriculture and increasing yields is considered the core of the antipoverty effort, given three-quarters of the world’s poor are rural farmers. Today, continued economic development is constrained by the lack of economic freedoms. Economic liberalization includes extending property rights, especially to land, to the poor, and making financial services, notably savings, accessible. Inefficient institutions, corruption and political instability can also discourage investment. Aid and government support in health, education and infrastructure helps growth by increasing human and physical capital,
Crap! That is supposed to end with a period. Oh well.
It was good anyway! Thanks Krisee!
If I had a dollar for every typo I’ve made on PK, I could take all of us out for a nice dinner.
Dude I’d be a millionaire…..
*takes ILPB’s million and passes it out all over PK*
JAC you don’t have to try and prove to Ivan you’re not a conservative by acting like a socialist. It’s ALL MINE, I made those mistakes with hard work….
BUT BUT BUT All the rest of us NEED that monies!
Then go out and make you own mistakes……
I do buddy, I do. *hangs head*
“make you own mistakes?”
*takes ILPB’s latest dollar*
And here I thought he was just slipping into the dialect, as it was convenient for him.
I am a conservative, but not THAT devious, we reserve that deviousness to the liberals..
So you’re not in Selma?
This is why I’m Ivan, Superstar!
Do you shove your hands real tight into your armpits and then smell ‘em like THIS *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
*gigglesnort*
Yesssss.
*still chuckles over ILPB’s obese compulsive disorder*
Not right to make fun of the mental illed people….
Well honey it you just cut back a bit on the peanut butter …
As soon as you cut back on the catnip…..
I’m not in denial I’m in the Potomac!
WOW!! Be careful you might melt, pending where aboots on the river you are…
Egad another Canajin.
Gee Krissee, (I misspelled your name on purpose) It sure is grreat to have history teachers turn up here and speak at us, just to show us a thing or two about how much they know about stuff that’s really important in the Big Picture. But it ain’t funny, ain’t it… Keep up the good work and I’ll work on my spelling. Masaba will be pleeeezed.
Odd how you never see any shameless and boring potshots at democrats on this site.
I’ll say.
It’s a Liberal website and you know how Liberals love censorship of anyone who doesn’t agree with them.
Uh, what?
I keep trying to censor EWAdams go home, but he won’t go away!
Please explain, I do not understand, Bill says “never see any shameless” and EWA Go Home says it is because we are too liberal to be shameless. What do we do that is not shameless?
(Shakes Booty as she flounces off on six inch heals in her hot pants that display her perfectly perfect legs.)
*trips while trying to walk and watch clueless walk away*
hmmm, not shameless, not boring….I think Bill just called you a democrat!
PS. I like Bill’s pink box avatar
Censorship? How’s it censorship to put whatever the hell you like on your own website? Or would you like the state to start legislating everything from blogs to talk radio and ensure that they’re equally cutting to both sides of any and every position?
Yeah, those liberals make sure nobody on Faux news talks bad about them!
Seriously though, SP wouldn’t call security, she’s probably got a shotgun under than power suit!
You, sir, are absolutely correct. This site is not a news reporting service. It is not requred to be, and does not advertise itself to be, a balanced source of information. If this does not suit your tastes, I am sure there are many other sites on the web which will be more to your liking. This site, however, belongs to us. Have a nice day.
I’m all for boring and shameless potshots no matter what the flavor…
Me too!
Especially if they’re tasteless and embarrassing!
Especially then, for sure.
Like overcooked lambchops leftover from Sunday.
Or grandpa’s spontaneously leaked gas.
Ew. On both counts.
Most of those are beyond “boring” and slip easily into offensive.
I’m not interesting in boring potshots at anyone. If I want boring, I could go elsewhere. On the other hand, I would appreciate some shameless and funny potshots, aimed at any and ALL political parties. Do you have any to offer?
She makes North Idaho more ashamed than the Aryan Nnations; at least they weren’t from around here. Thank goodness all the neo-Nazis have moved away now.
I uh. What?
That’s kind of what I was thinking.
Translation: DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRP!
Why is she always making the fish face at her book signings?! Honestly, this is like the fifth picture I’ve seen of her doing this; are they stepping on her feet or something?
Um, yeah, that’s a real shocker.
Well, maybe they’re stepping hard?
#1, Did she sign your copy when you bought it? I bet it worth the money… Bump.
Um… hours of being available to photogs every day… and you think only 5 examples is a significabnt number?
Umm…
One does wonder what the heck she is really saying in this picture…”Oooh those stars n stripes look so good I just wanna…………………………you..”
Maybe his fly is open?
Maybe if you had good genes and intelligence like Mrs Palin you wouldn’t be poor?
Oooh trying to bait the trolls?
What sort of intelligence? How do you define intelligence? Reading is not her best quality so she is certainly lacking book smarts, Alaska has no streets and is more isolated than Tasmania so she hasn’t got any street smarts either
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Good genes? *snort* That’s a laugh.
They’d BETTER be good genes, I got them from a department store.
You’re an idiot.
Good genes? Good genes!?! Sieg heil!
Hail victory?
LOL nice one.
Would’ve gone better with a “This person didn;t pay their $100k appearance fee for me!”
Aw, c’mon, at least put a little effort into it. The facial expression here is not “scared” or “disgusted.” Looks more like an awkward version of excitement, if anything. Those are definitely “yum!” eyes
55 comments and not a shred of wit in any of them.
Including yours, I see.
56.
Oh no, you can have a coke! Sacurity! Saaacurity!!
Bon qui qui?
Uh, what what what?
Bon qui qui.
Google Bon qui qui at the Burger King, it’s a Mad TV classic!
Sacurity!!
Caption Fail! Unless it’s weird-bass-ackwards day. If you are going to rag on Palin, fine. But at least put enough effort in it to be *slightly* plausible…
Look, I’ve got plenty of bad things to say about Ms. Palin. I’m sure some of you remember them.
Still and all, she comes from a working class background. She may be a (insert one of many appropriate insults here), but I’ve never gotten the impression she disdains the poor. She’s not some kind of beer heiress who’s never known poverty, or hard work.
Okay, I’m going to wrap this up before my dislike of Ms. Palin gets the better of me and I say something I’ll regret.
**claps** I can’t believe that Mark defended Ms. Palin….. I’m proud of you, there is hope for you.
Now she just needs to learn to pronounce “hockey” and “nuclear”!
Wait… Palin likes poor people? Oh no! she’s a socialist commie nazi!!1!!1elebenty!!!
real thin line between populist and socialist….
And Nieman Marxist….
whoa pitty. there is no room for humor here.
BTW, I’m wearing some very very VERY comfy UGGS slippers/shoes i got at a Neiman Marcus outlet here in San Marcos, TX. However comfy they may be, i still wouldn’t vote for a Sarah Palin ticket.
LOL, now I’m getting Nieman Marcus popup ad.
i feel like i have to explain. i go to a lot of websites, A LOT. Good ones, bad ones, clean ones, and dirty ones. I will have (not exaggerating) 15-20 tabs open at once, and all of a sudden some audio starts…where is this audio coming from?….start closing tabs, looking for the ‘bad’ website that has started some popup with audio, keep closing tabs and i get all the way back to PK (one of my ‘always open’ tabs), and it’s the one with the popup add blaring an audio enabled popup…i just felt like i needed to say something.
Wicket, I think you really need adblock.
I agree. It’s available for Firefox AND Chrome.
these aren’t real ‘popups’ from back in the day where they open a new window, it’s these flash/swf files that particular sites get paid to enforce on people if they are idle long enough. it’s money, and i don’t blame anyone for taking money right now, but it’s like telling me that my peer wears women’s panties……nothing wrong with it i guess, just alters my perception of a peer.
I think maybe I was not actually thinking of pop-ups — I’m talking about the ads that appear all around the lol and the comments. I don’t know what they’re properly called, but adblock will take care of most of them. You can actually block banner ads with it also, but that requires a little more effort. (Not much, I just haven’t done it.)
mabs is a voice of reason in a world of generalizations. I’ll check out adblock if you’ll comment on my stupid wordpress blog. I keep checking the ‘people visited’ stat, and it’s constantly at 0 unless someone clicks my name every once in awhile. I’m not looking for a million hits, but 2 or 3 a month would do wonders for my ego
You’re a very silly boy.
Oh, I should add that adblock sometimes interferes with websites. I have to turn it off to vote on ICHC, for example (but it just toggles on and off). I never figured out why. It’s easier just to turn it off and back on again.
added note: For the rest of my life, i’ll measure my future slippers against these i own now. 5 years and still just as comfy as the day i got’m.
**takes Wicket’s liberal card** I’m sorry though you have ugly shoes/ slippers I’m sorry you didn’t buy them at a locally owned small store and therefore are feeding the corporate machine that will eat your soul…….. next you’ll say you went to Walmart or Winn Dixie or Krogers for groceries or something!!! You capitalist you!!!!
Thinking outside the box! *applauds*
That may be, but much like Bush she manages to carefully craft this image of “Just li’l ol me, not like one of those liberal elite” in spite of being extremely rich, owning a large amount of land and wearing expensive clothes. However whenever Michelle Obama steps out of the house wearing anything which wasn’t bought at wal-mart suddenly church mailing lists and neo-con blogs go into meltdown.
Zigtech ad popups….seriously??? NO POPUPS ON PUNDITKITCHEN!!!
She had always worked, it may have lacked dignity from time to time but it was work. Another day, another book signing, another appearance, another chance to do what she felt was best, for herself or the country, did it really matter anymore?
One side would call her the messiah, a bitter tasting word though it may be, another side would call her a common trollop with uncommon popularity. This too didn’t matter, she had books to sign, words to speak, thoughts to have, and other such vulgarities of her personal reality and some days, a hell.
Unfortunately this was all irrelevant, out of sight and mind, the stew she had made apparently wasn’t quite up to code and while she had more fans to address, bodily needs would have to come first. If only that cretin hadn’t brought a camera…
A fart joke! Out of legal responsibilities i have to give you kudos.
It felt the correct time to be juvenile, thank you.
Excellent, my love.
I do what I can, my dear. *huggles*
Hmmm, I think I will try to do one of these weekly and see if my brain holds out or I get too bored.
The latest reason that DWM will always be king around here.
And why the M key will always be my bane. XD
For those that give a tiny bit of d@mn, I am addressing you from my new place of employment and will try to be more active here. I love my hour lunch, gives me time to be here.
As for those who might raise a quizzical eyebrow at my posting from work policy, think of it this way. When I am at home, I really don’t want to think about the world. So I don’t bother with CNN and thus I avoid politics. At work, CNN is about the safest thing I can read and this place gives me a reason to babble about the crap I read.
So yea, I am back in an office and thus will try to regain my original post count.
Obviously I won’t try to be a twit and steal back my PK President title as I gave that up honorably and it is in proper hands.
And crap… My teleprompter went down so I am reduced to more juvenile comments about my wang.
It throbs, it bobs, and when you’re away, it sobs. It is here to hate your Godwins, it is here to rejoice in your perversion, and if you have the time, it can be a diversion.
My thanks to Rando who gives me a hard name to try and make a rhyme. I am sure it was not his intention but it did give me a hard time. While this rant has again left from the topic of my wang, I am sure we can always get it off with a bang.
So yea… pretend I said something meaningful lest I hide the ginger.
Yay for a new job! And welcome to the lunch-hour posting crew! *gives DWN the special handshake-huggle greeting*
*huggles* Thanks babe.
Congrats on the new job! Though I didn’t know you were a retired president…to that matter I didn’t know we had a president for the site…Um…you did leave the site in capable hands when you left…right?
They were the one who gave me the biggest bribe… I mean…. Um… good vibe when I appointed them as my successor or something. >.>
What? The current president of Pk has a huge vibe? Now I really want to know who he is…and does he share this vibe?
I believe Max has the crown though for all I know, Charro and Pittypat mudwrestle for who is leader each day. Froo might be queen incarnate or all the women lead in some kind of shadow council.
Or they just elected Eddie who wears a Fester suit while he makes up crazy Dr. Seuss butcheries…
Like so…
The Rat with a Gat goes Splitty Splat with high caliber rounds. The Rat with a Gat became ill tempered with the Daemon named Matt and thus with his fearsome Gat made the fool go Splitty Splat, Splittery Splat, how about that?
One day the Rat with the Gat met the Goose with the Cyber Moose and war was joined. Great bullets and Moose Laser dotted and scorched, with passersby shredded and torched. Neither gained quarter nor asked for nickels, leaving the world in such a pickle, until Tammy Fay Baker made out with a Quaker and turned their stomachs to ash.
And so the Rat with a Gat and the Goose with a Cyber Moose struck an accord to not make war because they were tired and bored but also because they had lost their lunch. So with guns and cyber quadrupeds, they went to a bistro for brunch.
Ya, stuff like that. So yes, I have no idea who is in charge or the size of their vibe since I only check mine and I actually have Lynn to check that.
Most likely, Nucky would win an otherwise fair election by bribing all the male posters with booby flashes!
I require more than a flash for my vote… But I don’t discuss the price of my help here.
Congrats on the new job, DWN!
Lulz, thanks babe.
It was a crime on your dime when it went to press they pawned a fawn on the fans who bought the book ate the book and shat the book that only she signed. Yes.
Um. You’re welcome?
[Link]
Irrelevant.
Your comment adds even more proof to the validity of the study.
wow, either you’re a very blatant sock or you felt a very compelling urge to link to the same exact website as the person two comments below you. Well done.
Thank you, I pride myself on my work. And all my urges compell me. This is my new favorite website – awesome article!
And seeing the hostile responses, it is correct.
I’m both a liberal and a non-believer, and I do not condone this message.
I would also like to point you to a quick survey of those who are regarded as the greatest minds in scientific history: Keppler, Darwin, Einstein, Newton, and many others were all devoutly religious.
While I might not believe in a god myself, the first thing they teach anybody who studies science is one very important thing: You can always be wrong.
It’s not actually a message Churj, it’s a news article on a scientific study.
Yeah, I caught that… I only used that expression to convey that I both don’t agree with the studies findings, nor do I agree with the need to post it on here.
Did you read the article Ivan? The guy’s term of of “intelligence” is drastically different than most terms used. There was little to no data referenced to back up his findings, and just Wikki-ing him shows he has had multiple critics whom deem his theorires premature or baseless when all facts were taken into consideration.
Yes, I read it, and I didn’t comment on the content, so untwist your knickers PB.
I’m a liberal and a Christian, so am I smart or stupid? And I read about that study. As much as I’d like to say that liberals are smarter than conservatives, I have a hard time believing that “study” isn’t incredibly biased.
I don’t know how much anyone in particular around here knows about statistics, but saying “statistically significant” is a very loose term… He could be talking about being within 3 standard deviations of a 60% confidence interval, for all we know. In other words, this study = crap.
Well, we don’t know if the study is crap or not. As usual, the version printed in mainstream media is so devoid of content that interpreting the results is hopeless. It’s much like the various sides in debates trumpeting the results of polls without revealing the wording of their polls or how they selected their sample.
Agreed. Sorry, calling the study crap is too strong of an assumption. Again, I’m a liberal, and I don’t believe in a god, so this study would be to my benefit… but I still feel that what is presented as “fact” here is skewed… and has no place on this website.
Oh, no doubt (to the last). It’s just a continual peeve of mine — people quote studies when this is typical of the amount of information they actually have, this watered down, diluted ‘science for the masses’ junk.
I’d actually be curious to find if the full study has been published anywhere. Perhaps I’ll check UW’s journal databases later.
I’ve also noticed that our avatars are strikingly similar.
Yeah, I’d love to believe in a study that says liberals are smarter than conservatives, but I’m not gonna hop on the bandwagon just to insult conservatives like the original poster. I know good and well there are many highly intelligent conservatives out there (and none of them are in talk radio, I might add). I think the differences between liberal and conservative and everything in between has little to do with intelligence.
One things with his/ her heart, the other things with his/ her wallet, errr I mean brain.
That’s thinks, not things, I’m obviously not one of those conservatives.
Not one of those thinging conservatives?
I don’t see any “bandwagon”. Actually the only two professed liberals commenting above have denounced the study as “insulting” and “inappropriate”. If an apple appears red, and credible scientists have agreed that the “apple-is-red” theory has no holes in it, why claim it as insulting to fruit everywhere and inappropriate in a forum where fruit commonly have discussions of such? I’m not going to blatantly endorse it, but i’m not going to dismiss it as invalid either.
You find Keithy noting that your link bears absolutely no relevance to either the lol or anything being discussed “hostile”? Interesting.
Me dumba$$ conservtife… me no no nuffin bout mooney….. M-O-O-N that spells conservative!!!
A$$hat, I could tear you up in an argument I bet. Also hostility =/= stupidity, it equates anger at something so ignorant it could only be described as dribble or a$$ leakage of the brain.
The Stand FTW
I have no doubt the study is interesting. However, you might just as usefully linked to an article about noodle farming in Ulan Bator. When someone puts a link in to anything not connected to the LOL or the discussion (and particularly when they’re pushing some agenda or other) it’s just an insult to everyone here. It’s S P A M.
Fried Spam… much better than that Veggiemite $hit!!
With cheese on it, between lightly toasted bread with a little spicy mustard. NOM.
Veggiemite, (with apologies to my Austrailian friends) is the nastiest looking AND tasting stuff ever to be called “food”.
Hey maybe that guy in the pic was trying to get the Palinmister to try some……??
lol she looks like a blow up sex doll
I didn’t make that connection at first, but now that you mention it…and NOW I CAN’T GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY BRAIN!! *whimper*
Her intelligence is approximately the same as that of a blow-up doll
… because “poor people” always pay full retail at a book-signing.