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michael jackson and bill clinton

Whoever that baby leaves with emotional damage is inevitable

(Michael Jackson and Bill Clinton)

Mike hung out with Berlusconi as well.

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  1. Default User says:

    Ordinal me! And make it a good one!

    • keithybabes says:

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      • ben says:

        Michael’s autopsy showed that he really DID have vitiligo, and people made so much fun of him for it, poor guy.

        • Cuddlee says:

          Whoa, I totally missed that finding! I kind of feel bad now :(

          • paws4thot says:

            Maybe I should, but I don’t. Of course, I never liked his music in the first place.

            • viking gal says:

              The vitiligo did not cause the narrowing of his nose, the tattoing of eyeliner on his eyelids, or the massively chemically processed hair. So I have no guilt!

              • Rory says:

                The hair was wigs, due to the 3rd degree burns he got on the set of a Pepsi commercial in 1987. Just sayin’.

                • Justacarolinian says:

                  Not for the rest of his life. It’s known by quite a few that he was trying to mold himself into the image of Peter Pan.

                • viking gal says:

                  I can respect wigs for hair replacement–but then why not a wig which is more matching with what his hair would have looked like, naturally? He was so handsome before he started f-ing up his looks with the surgery and so forth!

              • Chrisman says:

                If you were to know that over time, you would turn completely white like him, being in the spotlight, wont you speed it up? Now imagine your skin being completely depigmented, too look somewhat normal, you add makeup, including lipstick so you dont look like a freak. Ontop of that Vitiligo attacks points near the eyes and mouth the worst, so tattooing certain areas would be an easier way out. The Autopsy report also mentioned tattoo’s near what should have been the hair line. He was a cosmetic mess just too look Ok. Also, Black features on a white man… ? come on now, I know he went to far with the nose, but still, the first nose job was fine.

                • Default User says:

                  I occasionally see people with Vitiligo when I’m on the bus and I think they look beautiful when they are mixed colors. Of course, I’m weird like that.

            • I’m not a fanatic, nor did i appreciate his music until i was older and much more open minded and an experienced musician. but you have to admit, much like Elvis, the guy had a great stage presence. almost godly to his fans, they don’t care what I think or anyone else for that matter. He’ll go down in history as much as a legend as Presley has. He takes Elvis’ footwork and multiplies it by a factor of “oh my”!

        • Homer says:

          No, I made fun of his for his nose, bad judgment, and trying to live life as though he were 8.

        • Does vitiligo make your nose slowly disappear over the course of 20 years?

          • dissimilitude says:

            I think that’s leprosy.

          • Fan says:

            No, but being the color of a ghost and having black features might justify the early nose jobs, after that its a psychological problem :/

          • Kenny says:

            Whats wrong with changing your face to the way you desire? It’s not only Michael who does this so I have no idea why he’s singled out.

            If everyone in Hollywood who had plastic surgery was kicked out, it would practically be a ghost town

  2. Youtoo says:

    I pity the kiddie !

  3. Billy Mays says:

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    William Jefferson “Bill” Clinton (born William Jefferson Blythe III, August 19, 1946) was the 42nd President of the United States from 1993 to 2001. He was the third-youngest president; only Theodore Roosevelt and John F. Kennedy were younger when entering office. He became president at the end of the Cold War, and as he was born in the period after World War II, he is known as the first Baby Boomer president. His wife, Hillary Rodham Clinton, is currently the United States Secretary of State. She was previously a United States Senator from New York, and also candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2008. Both are graduates of Yale Law School.

    Clinton was described as a New Democrat and was largely known for the Third Way philosophy of governance that came to epitomize his two terms as president. His policies, on issues such as the North American Free Trade Agreement and welfare reform, have been described as centrist. Clinton presided over the longest period of peace-time economic expansion in American history, which included a balanced budget and a federal surplus. The Congressional Budget Office reported a surplus of $236B in 2000, the last full year of Clinton’s presidency. On the heels of a failed attempt at health care reform with a Democratic Congress, Republicans won control of the House of Representatives for the first time in forty years. Two years later, in 1996, Clinton was re-elected and became the first member of the Democratic Party since Franklin D. Roosevelt to win a second term as president. Later he was impeached for obstruction of justice, but was subsequently acquitted by the U.S. Senate.

    Clinton left office with an approval rating at 66%, the highest end of office rating of any president since World War II. Since then, he has been involved in public speaking and humanitarian work. Clinton created the William J. Clinton Foundation to promote and address international causes such as treatment and prevention of HIV/AIDS and global warming.

    In 2004, he released his autobiography My Life, and was involved in his wife Hillary’s 2008 presidential campaign and subsequently in that of President Barack Obama. In 2009, he was named United Nations Special Envoy to Haiti. In the aftermath of the 2010 Haiti earthquake, Clinton teamed with George W. Bush to form the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund.

    • Kn0wledge1ne invokes the ghost of Billy Mays says:

      BUT WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!!!

      Hip hop is a cultural movement incorporating breakdancing (B-boying), music, graffiti writing, DJing and MCing. It originated in the African American, Jamaican communities of New York City (with the South Bronx as the center) in the late 1970s.[1][2][3][3] It was DJ Afrika Bambaataa that outlined the five pillars of hip-hop culture: MCing, DJing, breaking, graffiti writing, and knowledge.[4][5][6][7] Other elements include beatboxing, hip hop fashion, and slang. Since first emerging in the Bronx, the lifestyle of hip hop culture has spread around the world.[8] When hip hop music began to emerge, it was based around disc jockeys who created rhythmic beats by looping breaks (small portions of songs emphasizing a percussive pattern) on two turntables, which is now more commonly referred to as sampling. This was later accompanied by “rapping” (a rhythmic style of chanting or poetry more formally in 16 bar measures or time frames) and beatboxing, a vocal technique mainly used to imitate percussive elements of the music and various technical effects of hip hop DJs. An original form of dancing and particular styles of dress arose among followers of this new music. These elements experienced considerable refinement and development over the course of the history of the culture.

      The relationship between graffiti and hip hop culture arises from the appearance of new and increasingly elaborate and pervasive forms of the practice in areas where other elements of hip hop were evolving as art forms, with a heavy overlap between those who wrote graffiti and those who practiced other elements of the culture.

      Jamaican born DJ Clive “Kool Herc” Campbell is credited as being highly influential in the pioneering stage of hip hop music,[13] in the Bronx, after moving to New York at the age of thirteen. Herc created the blueprint for hip hop music and culture by building upon the Jamaican tradition of toasting – or boasting impromptu poetry and sayings over music – which he witnessed as a youth in Jamaica.[14]

      Herc and other DJs would tap into the power lines to connect their equipment and perform at venues such as public basketball courts and at 1520 Sedgwick Avenue, Bronx, New York, a historic building “where hip hop was born”.[15] Their equipment was composed of numerous speakers, turntables, and one or more microphones.[16] By using this technique djs could create a variety of music. According to Rap Attack by David Toop “At its worst the technique could turn the night into one endless and inevitably boring song” (12).[17] In late 1979, Debbie Harry of Blondie took Nile Rodgers of Chic to such an event, as the main backing track used was the break from Chic’s Good Times.[18]

      Early hip hop has often been credited with helping to reduce inner-city gang violence by replacing physical violence with dance and artwork battles. In the early 1970s, Kool DJ Herc began organizing dance parties in his home in the Bronx. The parties became so popular they were moved to outdoor venues to accommodate more people. City teenagers, after years of gang violence, were looking for new ways to express themselves.[29] These outdoor parties, hosted in parks, became a means of expression and an outlet for teenagers, where “Instead of getting into trouble on the streets, teens now had a place to expend their pent-up energy.”[30]

      Though created in the United States by African Americans, hip hop culture and music is now global in scope. Youth culture and opinion is meted out in both Israeli hip hop and Palestinian hip hop, while Canada, France, Germany, the U.K., Poland, Brazil, Japan, South Korea, Africa, Australia and the Caribbean have long-established hip hop followings. According to the U.S. Department of State, hip hop is “now the center of a mega music and fashion industry around the world,” that crosses social barriers and cuts across racial lines.[35] National Geographic recognizes hip hop as “the world’s favorite youth culture” in which “just about every country on the planet seems to have developed its own local rap scene.”[36] Through its international travels, hip hop is now considered a “global musical epidemic,”[37] and has diverged from its ethnic roots by way of globalization and localization.

      Although some non-American rappers may still relate with young black Americans, hip hop now transcends its original culture, and is appealing because it is “custom-made to combat the anomie that preys on adolescents wherever nobody knows their name.”[38] Hip hop is attractive in its ability to give a voice to disenfranchised youth in any country, and as music with a message it is a form available to all societies worldwide.

      From its early spread to Europe and Japan to an almost worldwide acceptance through Asia and South American countries such as Brazil, the musical influence has been global. Hip hop sounds and styles differ from region to region, but there is also a lot of crossbreeding. In each separate hip hop scene there is also constant struggle between “old school” hip hop and more localized, newer sounds.[39] Regardless of where it is found, the music often targets local disaffected youth.[40]

      Hip hop has given people a voice to express themselves, from the “Bronx to Beirut, Kazakhstan to Cali, Hokkaido to Harare, Hip Hop is the new sound of a disaffected global youth culture.”[40] Though on the global scale there is a heavy influence from US culture, different cultures worldwide have transformed hip hop with their own traditions and beliefs. “Global Hip Hop succeeds best when it showcases … cultures that reside outside the main arteries of the African Diaspora.”[40] Not all countries have embraced hip hop, where “as can be expected in countries with strong local culture, the interloping wildstyle of hip hop is not always welcomed”.[41]

      As hip hop becomes globally-available, it is not a one-sided process that eradicates local cultures. Instead, global hip hop styles are often synthesized with local styles. Hartwig Vens argues that hip hop can also be viewed as a global learning experience.[42] Hip hop from countries outside the United States is often labeled “world music” for the American consumer. Author Jeff Chang argues that “the essence of hip hop is the cipher, born in the Bronx, where competition and community feed each other.”[43]

      Hip hop has impacted many different countries culturally and socially in positive ways. “Thousands of organizers from Cape Town to Paris use hip hop in their communities to address environmental justice, policing and prisons, media justice, and education.”[44]

      While hip hop music has been criticized as a music which creates a divide between western music and music from the rest of the world, a musical “cross pollination” has taken place, which strengthens the power of hip hop to influence different communities.[45] Hip hop’s impact as a “world music” is also due to its translatability among different cultures in the world. Hip hop’s messages allow the under-privileged and the mistreated to be heard.[42] These cultural translations cross borders.[44] While the music may be from a foreign country, the message is something that many people can relate to- something not “foreign” at all.[46]

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  4. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    Hell, I just saw the picture and it gave me emotional damage.

  5. Mimi says:

    Say what you will, but Chelsea Clinton grew up in the White House and is a productive member of society – lovely, well-adjusted, certainly not spoiled brats like the Bush twins. Can you imagine Chelsea cavorting in the nude in a drunken frenzy in a hotel lobby?

  6. Sara says:

    This lol fails big time for a) not being the least bit funny, b) not being relevant, both of these men, despite all of their faults, were and are loving fathers who were/are devoted to their children. So nice try neocons but bzzzzzzz FAIL!

    • Justacarolinian says:

      If you took the time to visit the creator’s page, you would see that it is not a neocon. Rather looks like a center left, from what I see of thier LOLZ. Most of which are not political.
      Maybe you should do some research before you spout off. It’s better to be thought a fool in silence……..

      • Sara says:

        Defending neocons..tsk tsk. This lol is typical of neocon “humor” so I could care less who did it. And as for foolishness, you made a complete character assessment by looking at a collection of LOLZ ?? Maybe you should do some actual thinking before you post but then again that is not how you neocons do things is it……

        • HelOnWheels says:

          That word doesn’t mean what you think it means, Sara.

        • Krisee says:

          *hands Sara a douche* Oh, nevermind, you already are one.

        • Justacarolinian says:

          Actually, I noticed that the creator mostly made funny cat lolz, and a few political lolz that made fun of the right. But I guess that was more than you could do.
          I bet the Dr hates testing your reflexes. You have the fastest knee jerk on PK. Though I hear he admires the freshly douched smell.

        • oɹɹɐɥɔ says:

          Oh, so you do care. How about that.

        • I Like Peanut Butter says:

          Der der me neo-con no thinky before posting…. der der der me soopid person who hates all….. der der der…… Funny how you made a complete character assessment from a few posts online. HYPOCRITE much?!?! Define irony?

    • The LOL creator is totally not a neocon. You’re off the map here.

    • Danbala says:

      Neocons, eh? I would suggest you should worry first about, say, the neocons hiding in the bushes outside your house, the neocons that cleverly disguised as other people follow you around all day, the neocons that have taken over all actors’ bodies on the shows you see on the telly and the neocons that have kidnapped your family and replaced them with exact look-a-like neocons first. They seem more important to worry about.

      • Default User says:

        Neocons? In my shrubberies?! No! Kill them! Kill them with fire!

        …after you pull them out of the bushes, I don’t want my shrubberies getting singed.

  7. Okay, there are some crazy words floating about here that when slammed together in my unfed brain are rather damaging…

    Cavorting
    Nude
    Bill
    Michael
    Drunken
    Chelsea
    Lobby

    I am not sure when I will recover from that image.

  8. methree says:

    Hey! Don’t call Clinton a baby!!

  9. Sofa King says:

    In Clinton’s defense, he’d at least wait until the kid is 18 before trying to have sex with it.

    Jackson would just wait until the camera was turned off.

  10. Moo says:

    Did nobody else notice that, while the pic made the front page, it’s a FAIL?? Why is the BABY going to LEAVE one of them with emotional damage? FAIL. The baby will BE LEFT WITH emotional damage! DURRRRRRRRRR

  11. Bimmy says:

    Of course there’s gonna be emotional damage– the baby could leave home with the zombie on the left!!!!

  12. Evan Karch says:

    want…. he has it

  13. Hardware Hank says:

    Send the kid home with the Cheneys. They’ll put a skull mask on him/her and parade it around Congress, calling him/her “Socialized Medicine” or “Death Panels! Death Panels! Eeeeee!” Then, a few years later, they’ll tell him/her that there is no parental love, only political expediency. And the kid will grow up perfectly normal.

    • What the hell are you talking about, dude????

      • Justacarolinian says:

        You didn’t see that Belgian IDF Socialist Murderer? ELBENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        To soon?

      • Hardware Hank says:

        USAToday, 11/1/2004:

        (quote) Three Cheney granddaughters, Kate Perry, 10, and her sisters Elizabeth, 7, and Grace, 4, played trick-or-treat in the aisles. They wore their costumes onto the stage at a rally in Romulus, Mich. — Kate as a medieval peasant, Elizabeth as the Grim Reaper and Grace as Sleeping Beauty.

        Cheney’s wife, Lynne, introduced their grandchildren. She said Elizabeth, in a skull mask, was “John Kerry’s health plan.” (end quote)

        …What, did you think the whole “HEALTH CARE REFORM = SOCIALIZED MEDICINE = DEATH PANELS” nonsense was invented by Sarah P?

        • Hardware Hank says:

          (And as for “political expediency,” Cheney knocked up his wife to keep himself out of ‘Nam in order to pursue his “other priorities.” Family values!)

        • Pathetic politics involving children and Dick Cheney, but Hank you got to work on explaining yourself FIRST, then making your point. I think you got it backwards this time. Try not to seem as crazy and closed minded as those that you oppose appear…it just makes you the same but different. Reason and logic will do you well in life, as well as in explaining your point of view to others. That’ll be fifty bucks for this session. :-)

          • Hardware Hank says:

            “it just makes you the same but different”

            Talk about appearing crazy… Look, here’s a fifty-dollar certificate for English composition lessons. Take a few, then you can lecture others about clarity, Rambles.

            My mistake was assuming people had memories that reach back further than three days.

  14. Skip says:

    Screw you. Michael Jackson was a terrific father.

  15. keithybabes says:

    Wait, what? Are you one of MJ’s kids that we haven’t heard about?

  16. jl5691426 says:

    WTF? Hasn’t Bill’s kid turned out okay?

    • Yes, but don’t tell the conservatrolls that, because just by being Clinton’s daughter she is automatically ugly and destined for evil.

      • Why? says:

        It’s not Chelsea’s fault though that her parents are ugly and evil.

      • I Like Peanut Butter says:

        Or it could be the fact that **GASP** some men don’t find her attractive, no matter whom her parents are. I’m gonna go out on a limp here Rando and say that there could be some Democrats who are Clinton fans who also might thing she’s not the most attractive person in the world.

        I’ wouldn’t be surprised if there was some kind of therapy bill for her watching her father’s indfidelities on national TV, and with a crazy a$$ mother, I’m sure there’s some issues.

        • Read the comment above yours. That’s the sh!t I’m talking about. I’m sure plenty of people don’t find her attractive. I don’t particularly think Sarah Palin is attractive, but I’ve heard of people on both sides who drool over her (not her politics necessarily, but her). The Bush twins? Eh, maybe.
          But conservatrolls especially enjoy insulting Chelsea, Michelle Obama, and any liberal woman’s attractiveness just for the sake of being nasty. Again, see above comment for an example.
          (And you might want to have that limp checked out. ;) )

          • I Like Peanut Butter says:

            Dude really….. do we even need to get into what was said about Condi? Or Sarah? OR Sarah’s son? Maybe my mangina is bleeding today or something, but I’m really getting tired of this “conservatives are evil and say this and do this….” Can’t we just stop with the freaking generic statements…… it’s really beginning to pi$$ me off…

            • ConservaTROLLS. Pay attention. Geez. I’m not accusing all conservatives. Just the assholes like Why above, or flanders in the voting who has a couple dozen made calling Michelle a gorilla. And anyone anywhere on the political spectrum who makes fun of Sarah Palin’s son are sleazeballs. Yes, there are idiots on the left who make snide remarks about Condi or Sarah. I’ve made a couple mild ones about Sarah, nothing real nasty. To be honest, the only woman on the right I consider open season is Ann Coulter, but that’s mostly because she’s such a vile creature that I barely count her as a human being, much less a woman.

              • I Like Peanut Butter says:

                Sorry dude, rough week….

                • Yeah. I’ll warn ya, I’m a little edgy tonight too. This could get colorful. And by colorful I mean gory.

                  • I Like Peanut Butter says:

                    I just get tired of being lumped into the “typical conservative” when it’s clear I’m not. Also NOT every analogy is a Straw Man, and I think that it’s WAY too over used by y’all when you don’t have a leg to stand on. It seems (warning generic statement) liberals use Strawman/ dismissal where conservatives tend to attack…….. *note not all, but a trend I see*

                    • oɹɹɐɥɔ says:

                      ILPB, when you present an illogical argument, and someone doesn’t respond; using that as evidence that they have no support is another fallacy. You are continuing down the path you set by the Strawman. Your logic is flawed. Getting mad at the people not responding to the illogic is not going to win the argument. You have to argue the merits of the actual position, not just present things you think are the same. It’s not logical and completely fallacious. An opponent cannot logically respond to an illogical argument. You may think it’s dismissive when people don’t argue your Strawman arguments, but it’s not. You are the one presenting a flawed argument; an intelligent person is not going to respond to a flawed argument that has no basis in logic and therefore cannot be argued.

                    • Liberals do that all the time? Clearly you’ve never argued with Dhoti.
                      Not every analogy is a strawman, but a lot of them are. Honestly, in that other thread do you actually think you can compare college exams to running a government? They. Do. Not. Com. Pare. THAT is a strawman argument.

          • And as for her father’s infidelity, I remember hearing in ’08 someone asking her about it, and while she was clearly annoyed with the person who asked, I think she handled the question well, telling the person asking that it was none of his business, and moved on. I like her spunk.

            • I Like Peanut Butter says:

              I don’t really like making fun of her, I actually don’t like making fun o politician’s family, especially since most politicians make it easy to go after them..

              Both sides do it, it’s disgusting, and frankiy uncalled for.

              • Usually I would agree, but being a fan of irony, I still snicker a little thinking about Sarah Palin being a fan of abstinence education. That’s the main reason we lefties take shots at Bristol. Frankly, we don’t give two sh!ts about Bristol. She could be a very lovely girl; we don’t know her very well except that she’s gonna be on Secret Life of an American Teenager. It’s the irony and hypocrisy of how it relates to her mother that we’re concerned with.

                • I Like Peanut Butter says:

                  Then why didn’t y’all attack Cheney’s daughter? Him being against some gay rights while having a gay daughter?

                  To me it’d also be like going after Edwards love child, since he ran on “morals” at a time too.

                  I understand the irony, but as a father you probably understand you can’t control what your children do, no matter how you raise them.

                  • I used Mr. Cheney’s first name in my original attempt at this, so it’s getting moderated. I’ll try again.

                    Cheney DOES support gay marriage. That’s the only thing I like about him. He doesn’t support a federal ruling on it, and that sucks, but he said he was in favor of Iowa legalizing gay marriage.
                    We wouldn’t go after Edwards’ love child because Edwards’ love child did not go contrary to Edwards’ preaching morals. Bristol did.
                    No, I can’t control what my children do, but there are some things that I hope I can get through their heads. And if I believe that strongly in something, like maybe abstinence, and my kid gets knocked up, yeah, I fvcked up.

  17. Cowlifornia says:

    Poor child, held by the under desk suckysucky king. And in the same picture as the Jesus Juicer!!!!! :O

  18. beany says:

    Gee I dunno… Chelsea Clinton (Stanford and Oxford alumna, now doing post-graduate work at Columbia) turned out pretty good.

  19. B. Jean says:

    It’s “whomever” not “whoever.”

  20. keithybabes says:

    Like that s did just there. I must be going enile.

  21. pittypat says:

    ay it in’t o!


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