You seem to be operating under the assumption that I care about your suffering. I don’t.
(Vladimir Putin)
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I don’t… but your mom might care… have you asked her?
His name was Jeremiah Johnson, and they say he wanted to be a mountain man. The story goes that he was a man of proper wit and adventurous spirit, suited to the mountains. Nobody knows whereabouts he come from and don’t seem to matter much. He was a young man and ghosty stories about the tall hills didn’t scare him none. He was looking for a Hawken gun, .50 caliber or better. He settled for a .30, but damn, it was a genuine Hawken, and you couldn’t go no better. Bought him a good horse, and traps, and other truck that went with being a mountain man, and said good-bye to whatever life was down there below.
You seem to be operating under the assumption that we care about your suffering.
He’s quoting the opening lines from the movie Jeremiah Johnson.
LOL, like that explains everything.
It’s Robert Redford at his best.
You seem to be suffering under the amusing assumption that I care the least about Robert Redford, even at his so-called best.
PP – Not care about Robert Redford? Oh my, he is, was hot. There is a scene in the Sting where he walks across the street. All he does is walk and he communicates so much about isolation, loneliness and sex. He is also very ornamental. I am all for more beauty in this world.
Robert Redford WAS hot. Unfortunately, he didn’t age in the same graceful way as Paul (drool) Newman.
–now I have a hankering for some good old movies!
I guess I once thought he was ok, but then I ran into him in a restaurant; way-hayyy to short for me. The only short dude I find hot is Rando.
Jeremiah’s hot. Super hot.
What’s the obsession with Jeremiah lately? First it’s Jeremiah the bullfrog, now it’s Jeremiah Johnson. Is your name Jeremiah, Ohhai?
Is yours?
No, his name is Rando.
Then who cares?
My name is Inigo Montoya.
Well, apparently you care, Ohhai.
About what?
About Jeremiah. And about Rando. WHO ARE YOU??? WHO SENT YOU??? DID JEREMIAH SEND YOU?!?!!1eleventyone!! I’ll kill him!! I swear I will!!!
Behold, I will make thee a terror to thyself, and to all thy friends.
Jeremiah, 20. 4
Apparently, he is Jeremiah. We can go about our business now that that mystery is solved, Rando!
No, you.
So…ohhai…have you met Angie? I suspect you two will get along quite nicely.
charro is Jeremiah? That seems odd.
I thought Jeremiah was a boy’s name.
That is pretty strange.
But he always had some might fine wine.
The great thing about Redford…he’s ornamental with a brain.
Which reminds me. Never name your kid after a movie character. Just saying. Not that I’ve ever had to deal with that.
You mean Spongebob isn’t acceptable? Damn, no wonder my son hates me!
I know a couple who gave their son the middle name Anakin. Seriously.
Oh, they should be beaten unmercifully. Only because the poor kid will be associated with the whining Anakin and not the kickass Anakin.
Fortunately it’s just his middle name, so hopefully people won’t find out.
Uh-huh.. I can see it now, “Mom, what’s my middle name?” “Anakin. You were named after Darth Vader.” The kid then goes to school and tells everyone that his middle name is Anakin, just like Darth Vader. The asskicking will then ensue.
My pet peeve with names is people who give their kids regular, common names and spell them oddly…then they get upset that you misspelled their kids’ names. I knew a woman in Texas who named her son Justin, but spelled it with an “o.” I never did figure out where the “o” was supposed to be.
When we named our first daughter, we thought we were spelling her name normally. Turns out the more common spelling is one letter different. We have a hard time finding personalized items for her.
I’ve never been able to find personalized items with my name, and it isn’t that odd a name. I did eventually learn to like being vaguely unique, for whatever that is worth…
I have a hard time with my name, but there are no “strange spellings” that I’ve encountered so far.
I think you’re problem VG is that you have two names in one. You’d have to buy two personalized items. They never had personalized items for my name when I was growing up and it ticked me off. Now that I’m an adult and want a more unique name they have my name plastered everywhere.
your^
*sigh* I have a common name.
Rando is way common, fo sho.
Riiiiiiiight, yeah, Rando. That’s the common name I’m talking about.
Seriously, there were like 12 Randos in my class in high school.
Having a unique name has it’s upsides and downsides. If someone calls out your name in a crowded room you know they aren’t talking to any one else, but people never know how to spell it and you can never find the personalized items with your name on it. Half the time I can’t even find things with my initial on it.
Well, my real name is Edward, but do you think people who insist on using my given name get it right? No, instead I get called, Edwards, Edwin, Elrod (and I have no idea where the hell that came from), etc., etc. Now, I just tell people my name is Ed (not Ned, Ted, or Elrod).
Teaching, I see that there are definite ‘fashions’ for girl’s names. Right now I’ve a run on Katlyns, Kathleens and Kalyins. Makes me wonder what was on tv/movies about 18 years ago!
*snort* You are SO not an Elrod, Eds.
I thought “Elrod? Like the Jetsons’ kid? No, that was Elroy…” I got nothin’ then.
Elrod Pscetti? That doesn’t sound right at all.
Yah, the Italian kids would call him Elroddy Biscotti.
That’s just a bunch of cannoli.
Fusilli girl.
I’m shedding a tir, a mi su you!
Ha – then the joke’s lasagna, not on me!
Gelato see you in court!
Prosecco I thought you were losing your grappa with reality.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster blesses this pun run.
Ramen.
She put all her reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked her life for science.
Hooray hooray hooray!
Hooray for Captain Wow,
The Caption Queen of PK.
Did someone call her Sexeh?
Hooray hooray hooray!
YAY Captain Wow!!!!!!!!
Happy Vladurday everyone!
Vodka for all! (k)*linK*!
(I googled for a clever russian toast …)
Remind me to never, ever click one of your links again!
I thought that was a circle jerk.
*blergh*
TGI Vladerday even if I am not loling over the picture. Vlad needs a better tailor. His suit should not roll up behind his neck. This tailoring problem is common among men with larger shoulders.
If I bring scones, light flufffy scones with raspberry jam can one of our Brit friends bring the clotted cream? (Passes out scones hoping the Brits arrive.) I love clotted cream.
привет
*puts on the kettle and sets up both tea pots, sugar, honey, and slices of lemon*
Oh yes, tea, It is a chilly morning here.
*steps off plane from Britain with a supply of Devon clotted cream AND some of her fresh-baked biscuits*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, can we have some jam too?
Passes the jam. Takes more than her share of clotted cream.
That’s sounds so incredible.
Down here we call that a Devonshire Tea..
I call it delicious. Mmmmmmmm…
WOOOOOOO CAPTAIN WOW!
*does the happy dance*
The Captain has defeated the minions on the dread EWAdams and has made PK safe for now. Congrats, you hoy little Captain and thanks.
HOT…I meant hot. DOH!
*pets Brak*
I knew what you meant
*salutes the captain on her special Vladurday*
Why do I have the feeling that this LOL is going to crash in a ditch?
Is it texting?
It was Sexting
Hmm, *that* kind of ditch …
After thinking it over and looking at the picture I have come to several conclusions.
1) The caption could fit most national leaders and be funnier with some others I can think of.
2) This is a picture of a man who needs to get laid, note the vertical lines in the forehead and the disengaged eyes. Someone should throw the ill fitting coat in a corner and well… . I suspect he would agree with me on this one.
I have come to the conclusion that you don’t know that *two* is not ‘several’. I also suspect that it is generally agreed that you are MORE than welcome to throw yourself at him… if you can keep the bodyguards from killing you where you stand.
The Clueless may come to several conclusions but she may not state them all. The Clueless may make observations that she has no intention of acting on. The Clueless does not throw herself on any man. She must be courted and pursued.
Clear?
Does that mean you’ll throw yourself on a woman?
*bates breath*
That depends.
How about stalking? Is stalking OK? Can I stalk you a bit? I’ve been trained by an expert.
stalking is fine on here, i do it , i get trolled, no one can find you, you can run off to another page and hide for a while, snerk!!!!
Stalking? I guess one can stalk but do not expect to be noticed without flowers and chocolate or diamonds or something really original.
*texts Vlad*
I think our secret is safe! People think you need to get laid!! I knew that whole crashing in a ditch on our date would blow over!!
O.o
charro, how the hell do you get your name upside down like that?
She’s just magical like that.
I was going to say that she was awesome like that and made of win but DU kinda beat me
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¿uoʇʇnq ʎ1dǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝsn oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ʇou noʎ op 11ǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʍoɥ ǝıbuɐ
¡11ıʇs puɐʇs 11ıʍ ɥʇɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ sı uoʇʇnq ʎ1dǝɹ ǝɥʇ ʇno sǝɹnbıɟ ǝıbuɐ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ
Why do upside down l’s looks like 1′s?
ASCII is not a perfect art, my friend.
hi Rando
Isn’t the restraining order still in effect?
i know but, but, i keep getting out, runsawaywithaquicknesstoanotherpagemuhhaahaaa
I wish I could pull off crazy like that.
No, no you don’t.
I don’t know you.
still cant do you lot, ok earth stand still now, can i do it if i turn my keyboard upside down lol
Oh, you figured out the reply button.
No, just turn yourself upside down, then everything except charro’s name will be upside down for you.
Yes. Try that for a couple of hours and report back to us.
Much better than the LoLames I saw on the voting page. Thanks for a chuckle, Captain Wow
There’s a reason she’s called Captain Wow.
And it’s not just for the lols.. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge – Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Oh Eds! *blushes*
Yeah, thanks for the lol and assuring us you dealt with his “problem”.
I hate to inform you…. but you will soon be silenced because you know about that little ‘problem’.
I fear it is I that has condemned you, but I will always choose myself over others!
*watches clueless being hauled away by KGB for knowing about ‘the incident’*
Ah, Tucson. So original.
And for those of you wondering about the non-sequitur, I went to the “Hacked IRL” page {http://hackedirl.com/2010/03/06/culture-jamming-graffiti-hallowed-be-thy-name/} and said that.
That is currently awaiting moderation.
Some of the cheezeburger network sites automatically send EVERYTHING in for moderation…Just be thankful they don’t do that here…yet.
That’s retarded.
They only do that the first couple times you post, then once you’re in, it doesn’t happen anymore.
Good lord.
DU, I recently posted a classic piece of pure drivel directed at Rando’s infuriating habit of calling himself not EWAdams nor Fast Food. It contained every racist, unwholesome, objectionable and exhilaratingly fresh and unseen here before insult I could muster from my thesaurus and depraved childhood. At my third attempt, I discovered here does not allow words like. ~, ~ , ~, ~, ~, ~, ~, ~, ~, ~, ~, and ~. So get ~.
AND, I now firmly believe Rando IS FastFood AND EWAdams. And Rando, you are just one big ~. (Ooh, that felt good.)
No one cares what you think.
Well put, PFFSM.
Well put indeed. I think I like the little poo-flinging fellow.
yep newbys even if you say kitteh, your blah blah will be moderatioratedtowhatevercauseweaintgotenoughpepstolookatthis.com
Apparently I spoke too soon.
I knew it could only be a lady that could write upside down, all you men cant do it, or is that a challange, har har going to runawaywithaquickness……..shommz .. nananana….
*facepalm*
Na Zdorovje, or better yet to my health!
(To my health tu Russki)
Oh mann, das hätte ich nie gedacht, aber es ist tatsächlich so gut