Just cookies? The Teabaggers had Twinkies.
(Conspiracy theorists)
Ahh, that was this chap’s mistake. No cookies.
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Twinkies? meh.
On the other hand, the cookies remind me of “If you give a mouse a cookie”.
*has a small happy*
I don’t love those books and I feel guilty for admitting it because I’ve yet to meet a teacher who doesn’t. The only one I have any feelings for is If you Give a Moose a Muffin and that’s just because I find moose (mooses? meese?) cute and hilarious.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to revoke your teaching license now.
Yeeeeeah….well. Who’s got the Ding-Dongs, though?
*wrangles up diss some ding dongs*
Why, here you go
Ding Dongs, yo, Ding Dongs!
I haven’t had a Ding-Dong in years. But they never put enough cream filling inside.
Hm, all that sounded like a double entendre, didn’t it?
They’re awesome if you keep ‘em in the freezer.
You keep creme filled ding dongs in the freezer? O.o
Probably makes them nice and stiff.
My concern is what happens when you you use them…I don’t think frostbite is really something most people want in that area.
I really can’t imagine what you’re talking about…. surely you EAT cream-filled dingdongs?
Of course I do! I don’t want my tongue to get frostbitten though. What if I lose my sense of taste?
Good point. That would never do. You have to proceed slowly. If your tongue sticks to it, it probably needs a while to warm up.
This is beginning to sound complicated. I may need to practice to get the hang of it. Do you have a ding dong I could borrow to practice with?
Nearest thing I’ve got is a cream horn. I hope it will prove adequate.
Mmm, a cream horn sounds delicious.
Clicky for a picture!
My arteries just clogged!
*drools*
*wants Keithy’s cream horn*
Well we moderates in Australia have all the Tim-Tams you can eat
Tim-Tam Slam anyone?
I prefer caramel crowns, refrigerated to give the caramel a fudgy consitency
*gives a smidge more thought to Dhoti’s IG=EWA theory*
Eh. IG makes cat & dog LOLs too. EWAdams does about 95% preachy LOLs about politics and 5% preachy LOLs about celebrities.
I love a thorough and timely research department. Good work, man!
Yes, it took me approximately eleventy hundred hours to go through all of his LOLs to make those statistics.
Er…I’m better with statistics than time.
Dude that’s like elebenity Man Years!!!!
whats this about Eywa?
Caution: May contain nuts.
XDDD You win. ^_^
Steel doesn’t melt. Cookies, however, do.
EDUCATE YOURSELVES SHEEPLE!
There was TERMITE DUST at the site! TERMITES PEOPLE! TERMITES!
Well, they should’ve gotten that place inspected and sprayed annually, that’s all I’m sayin’….
yes because everyone knows termites love steel and concrete
I don’t quite think you get the sarcasm going on here….
i don’tthink you got the sarcasm in my comment
Wait? I thought the truth of 911 was it was underfunded, slow reaction time, and not yet integrated across the country…… I don’t see how cookies will solve those problems.
And don’t forget, they can’t tell where you’re calling from on a cellphone (at least here) which seems CRAZY, because don’t they all have some kinda GPS in them now?
Cookies bring people together. If we’d had cookies all of the right people would have been in the right place at the right time, and none of this would have happened.
ELEBENTY!!!!
Nine elebenty?
Especially Girl Scout Cookies. *munches on some Samoas*
So you’re the one who took my Samoas…………
Kiss my butt. I’ve got a case of Samoas we bought off my daughter.
You suck!!!! My wife wouldn’t give me money to buy my cookies this year…
Heh heh heh. You name it, I’ve got it. Trefoils, Samoas, Do-si-dos, Tagalongs, Lemon Creme, Thin Mints. The other day just for sh!ts and giggles I did a little Noah’s Ark of cookies and took two of each. Yuuuuuuuuuum.
*Runs off with Rando’s Samoas*
Wino there are four things in this world you don’t take from another man:
1) Wife
2) Fires
3) Beer
4) Samoas…. now please turn over your man card.
I’ve heard a rumor, and this is NOT official, just idle gossip, that Girl Scouts are changing bakers next year, and MIGHT not have Samoas. This is what I like to call “the end of Girl Scouts.”
Do you enjoy making me cry? Really?
I don’t know if there is ANY truth to the no Samoa rumor, but I’m pretty sure they are changing bakers next year.
What’s a Samoa?
I…I…don’t know what to say. *gently hugs Nucky* You poor dear. Isn’t there a fund or a charity or at least a support group for people like you?
Rando! Can you spare a box for poor Nucky here? She needs to know.
…No.
I feel so left out, DU. *sobs quietly* I’ve never even heard of a cookie called a Samoa….Is there any help for me?
Nucky, go to {http://www.girlscouts.org/} and click on the cookies.
They are pure awesome. There was a time when I didn’t really like them much. But I was a fool, a fool!
Well, there’s an education. Until now I thought they were home made!!! Doesn’t seem right somehow…
They were originally homemade back when they were a fundraiser for the war effort, and I think possibly for charity during the depression before the war, though I may be mistaken. They may still be home made in England, but here they come from a cookie factory and they are delicious.
I don’t think they do it over here. Put it this way: they’ve never turned up on my doorstep bearing cookies. When I was in the scouts we used to do a thing called ‘Bob a Job’ where you did odd jobs for people for a shilling (5p) and I remember getting totally exploited by old misers expecting an entire garden weeded for the money. And I may have accidentally pocketed some of the proceeds for essential sweets..
Just looked up Samoas. We have those here but they’re called something else. Rando, I don’t blame you for not sharing. They are to die for. Unfortunately, the only cookies our Girl Guides carry are the Thin Mints and then vanilla and chocolate sandwich kinds. We are deprived here in Canuckia.
Well since you have to pay for every box you sell it’s a bit hard to cheat the girl scouts for extra pocket money. It was probably easier back when they were homemade. You could make them, sell them, keep the money and say they were a bad batch and you had to throw them out because selling them would have been unethical.
The boy scouts over here don’t do anything that I know of. They don’t sell cookies or help old ladies across the street or do yard work for money.
Ah, begging your pardon, but the Boy Scouts sell popcorn to raise money and I don’t know about ‘helping old ladies across the street,’ but service hours are required for all rank advancements (as I believe they are for Girl Scouts). The popcorn is the ‘official’ fundraiser (like cookies for the girls), but our troop actually picks up and resells shells at an annual shooting event here as our major fundraiser.
I actually found a recipe for girlscout cookies on the intertubes tonight…including samoas. I’d not tried samoas before, but those photos on the recipe site looked REALLY tempting!
To be fair Nucky, Thin Mints are the best cookie. Especially straight from the freezer. Yuuuuuummmmm.
they way you Americans carry on i geuss these small pacific nations are tasty? i need to munch me a Fiji!
*shoots Wino 5 times in the head*
Sorry, dude, nothing personal. But those cookies are staying with me.
Uh….Rando, would you kindly send me some thin mints?
Thin Mints, sure. Taking the Samoas is punishable by death.
But what exactly is a Samoa?
I would explain it to you, Nucky. But I don’t know either.
You too Keithy? Oh dear, what is the world coming to? What kind of terrible Girl Scouts do we have nowadays who don’t make sure each and every person on this globe is offered a chance to enjoy the wonders that are Samoas. Don’t worry Keithy, I’ll have some special ordered and I’ll bring them with me when I move out there.
*Drools on keyboard*
Are Samoas the ones with the coconut? I can’t keep non Thin Mint cookies straight.
That’s right, Jane. Coconut, caramel, and chocolate. Super amazing cookie.
Thank you Rando! You just reminded me that I had 3 Tagalongs left in my desk drawer. Snacktime, beetches!
When I start missing those chocolate covered PB ones (I can never remember which ones they are. I just see little girls in green uniforms and whip out my wallet. Oh crap. That sounds bad, doesn’t it?) I get the Keebler ones at the grocery store that are sort of similar. They’re good, but they ain’t the same.
Yes, the chocolate covered PB ones are the Tagalongs. They were good, too.
“Good”? Just “good”?? The only way they could be better is if I could eat them off of Shortright in a pool of milk!
Leave it to you to make Girl Scout cookies dirty. Rule 34 indeed.
*has a ashamed*
I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t, brother. Remind me of rule 34 again, please?
ivan – tagalongs are my favorite GS cookie.
rando – this isn’t going to nest properly… but GS’s has changed the bakers a few times in the last 5 years. the recipe has changed every time which is why the samoas this year are different than the ones last year. i sold cookies for 15 years and sold over 300 boxes each year… i can probably still describe all the cookies to you and explain how many are (or were – as they’ve reduced the number per box while increasing the price) in each box.
mabs – also not nesting properly… but GS’s does NOT require community service to advance through the ranks. there used to be requirements regarding badges earned and service hours and camping hours but then GS’s nationals decided that the program was too “structured” and made advancement based ENTIRELY on age. when you’re x-years old you’re x-rank… no matter what. with the new “advancement criteria” you can join GSUSA at 16 and still earn the gold award (equivalent of eagle) before aging out… it used to be that you had to earn the silver award before that and 4 different leadership awards in order to be considered for gold… but then again, the focus of GSUSA has changed quite drastically. rather than going camping, the new focus is on self-image and how to take care of your body. there are no merit badges, you earn charms for a charm bracelet… and (i wish i was joking) some of the charms you can earn are for things like “manicures”. because learning how to paint your nails is an important life skill… *headdesk*
I used to be a girl scout before those changes were made…I didn’t know about those changes. Now I want to cry. Juliet Gordon Lowe is rolling over in her grave.
Shorty, that makes me very sad. Now I know why all the girls want to be boy scouts.
Gosh. I think I gained 3lbs just reading this thread!
steel melts, and Aviation fuel burns more than hot enough to do it. get some new portmenteus
*whispers* He was mocking the truthers….It was a joke.
yes yes, i know. just playing along
I have to admit, I did snicker for a second…
*hangs head*
Little known fact:
I will put up with a lot of crazy for free cookies.
ditto for chocolate
Wait…the dark side has cookies…and 9-11 TRUTH has cookies. Does that mean 9-11 TRUTH is the dark side? *tilts head*
COOKIES ARE LIE!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
No, you’re thinking cake.
They can’t be a lie if the word truth is in the same sentence. Duh.
The cake is a lie. The cookies apparently are batsh!t crazy.
Actually I baked them with seraquil(I probably misspelled that, but that just means it won’t get automatically moderated). I figured these people could use it.
Seroquel.
You look Zolofty using such big words.
You know, I was just thinking, that Spongebob does welbutrin and stimpy does better IMO.
Now THAT was a stretch.
(misspelled on purpose to beat the filter)
I do c e l e x a my words carefully.
The cookies are Keith Olbermann??
I wonder what would happen if Olbermann and Coulter had a baby together.
It would gnaw its way out of Coulter’s womb, eat Olbermann, then start Air Limbaugh, the new LiberoServative talk radio station.
Talk about a schizo radio host.
“We need this health care reform NOW *head twitches* BUT NOT FOR THOSE PEOPLE LEECHING OFF WELFARE!! *head twitches again*
Depends what does George Obama and Joe Cheney want?
Depends.
They want Depends?
They do!
My mom insists that Depends are better than the alternative.
I know I’m going to regret asking this, but…alternative to WHAT?
Pooping your pants.
See? I KNEW I’d regret asking. erk.
Isn’t that like saying I wonder if Olbermann and Rush had a baby together, can two men procreate?
Now see, I was being nice and suggested that Coulter was a woman.
That’s your mistake… thinking Coulter was a woman, being nice is never a mistake. Coulter’s body’s very womanly.. however that Adam’s apple is just too big.
Too much logic!!e!ebenty11!!
*head assplodes*
Anyone have a spare Sham-wow?
I did 9-11.
Does that mean that YOU have the cookies?
Is that a confession of guilt? Or did you and 9-11 just get drunk and hook up in some dive bar?
Bit of both. I got really hammered one night and just kind of slipped and ended up plotting the destruction of the twin towers, and kind of accidentally gave it to this Osama guy I met at a club. Sorry guys =(
I’m not mad. Just very disappointed. *shakes head sadly*
Now you’ve made me feel sad =’(
That’s it. We’re taking away your Xbox until you think about what you’ve done!
Ummm….actually, you were really hammered. That wasn’t 9-11. It was OchoCinco. Sorry.
I thought it was 7-11….
The plan was OchoCinco, but the getting hammered was at the 7-11
ma pingas did 911 on hitlon boobz!
Your ma had a threesome with Paris Hilton and 9-11? Ewww.
No, no, no. It was someone named Hitlon. Totally different.
Oh dear gods! I just realized that IG got to front pages in one day. *is frightened of ‘lol’ three for the day*
*Two! tWo! With a double you!
*feels compelled to hum to Jeopardy! tune*
Now I’ve got the Doublemint Gum jingle in my head. Or Certs. They’re competing. Dammit. Need lunch.
Maybe IG is what we’re getting instead of That Which Is Too Awful To Name???
*joins DU in being frightened*
Don’t eat those cookies people!!
Yeah, they’re also half-baked.
Bush had been told of the plot and he let it happen, perhaps even ordering American air defenses to stand down, just so he would have a reason for a war for Iraq’s oil.
Have you brought cookies? If not, fvck off.
Don’t feed the trolls.
Don’t feed the trolls. Take their cookies and kick them in the nuts.
The ones in the cookies? Cause that would ruin the cookies.
Oh, you mean…….. OUCH.
Do the cookies come wrapped in tin-foil, too?
The irony is the Teabaggers drank the Kool-Aid.
I don’t know if Bush knew or didn’t know. It would seem easier for him if he did not know until after the fact. 9/11 was an inside job.
OH MY GOD THIS WAS TAKEN DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE (on University Ave in Palo Alto, CA) I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY GONE FOR FREE COOKIES!!
Relax, dude.
You’d be excited too if you could get free cookies.
On a side note there was a nut at work today looking for 9/11 conspiracy movies. So glad I can say “I can’t help you with that, if you go over to the reference desk the librarian there will be able to help you”.
thats at PALO ALTO!!!!!!!!!! I live there and i know who took that picture!!!!!!
twinkies are awful =|. As an Australian, when i holidayed in america i felt i had to try them and was powerfully disapointed
To all you little bags of liberal crap that think it is humorous to refer to Americans who are concerned about the future of this Country as “Teabaggers”, go suck liberal balls you ACTUAL Teabaggers.
That’s just silly, we don’t call everyone who is concerned about the future of the country teabaggers. We only call the ones who joined a group called tea baggers, tea baggers.
xD i’d sit through the “truth about 9-11″ for cookies!