Comments on: Wanna walk into a bar

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 13:04:27 +0000

the pope is scaring me ive always been scare by the pope idk why

By: Bearfoot

Bearfoot — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:20:42 +0000

Can’t.. breathe.. laughing so hard… Call 911.. *falls down passed out*

By: randomnerd

randomnerd — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:42:51 +0000

Nice.

By: randomnerd

randomnerd — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:41:02 +0000

A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were discussing sin, and the Methodist asked, “Tell me, guys, have you ever sinned and broken the laws of your religion?”

“I must admit,” responded the Rabbi, “I was always very very curious about how pork tastes, so once, just once, I stopped at a bar-be-que restaurant when I was on a vacation and ate a pork sandwich. In fact, it was so delicious, I ate four of them, knowing I’d never have the nerve to sin again like that.”

The Catholic joined in, “Well, I had the same curiosity about sex, and that being forbidden, I didn’t know which sex would appeal to me more, so I once, while in seminary, had a sixteen-year-old girl and her brother at the same time. I was so overcome with feelings of guilt that I’ve never done anything like that again. Well, what about you, Pastor Bob?”

The Methodist said, “My besetting sin is GOSSIP, and I just can’t wait to tell everybody in town what you guys have said!”

Credit goes to lifeisajoke.com

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:53:30 +0000

that would be awesome xD

btw what pope is wearing looks like a kippah :O!!

By: miasaurusrex

miasaurusrex — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:14:31 +0000

My friend used to tell that one every year at my summer camp’s talent show. Glad to see someone else knows it. But I’m also very sorry for you

By: geogypsy

geogypsy — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:08:17 +0000

Lawyer I could understand…better to drag the Dalai Lama along though.

By: cjvs1604

cjvs1604 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:20:46 +0000

pastor? damn near killed her!

By: Default User

Default User — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:02:13 +0000

Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “No this is a bar, we don’t serve grapes” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “Like I told you yesterday, we don’t serve grapes here, this is a bar” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “How many times do I have to tell you?! We don’t serve grapes” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “If you come in here one more time asking for grapes I’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!” Duck leaves.
Next day
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “Got any nails?”
Bartender says “No, why?” Duck says “Got any grapes?”

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:33:49 +0000

*points and laughs*

By: creaturefeature the biscuit baker

creaturefeature the biscuit baker — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:08:40 +0000

Epic win!

By: charro

charro — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:19:37 +0000

*facepalm*

By: charro

charro — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:18:20 +0000

Woo!

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:13:18 +0000

..mitzvah, and the usher said ‘Rabbi, welcome. Pope? OK, not a bad yarmulke for a goy, sit down already. Duck – outa here, I told you before about coming in here vidout a hat. OY!
Not that one?
FFS don’t leave us in suspense!

By: Barbara E.

Barbara E. — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:52:56 +0000

The duck is missing. My favorite version of this joke opens with “A priest, a rabbi & a duck walked into a bar…”

By: MCvJJ

MCvJJ — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:46:58 +0000

shisha bars, right? With the coffee/shisha?

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:06:49 +0000

*LMAO* Bravo! Big win, PM!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:23:24 +0000

They is learning in all 57 states!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:18:38 +0000

IC what you did there!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:51:37 +0000

Second that!

By: Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass

Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:49:57 +0000

*highfives Charro*
You, madam, win.

By: Ivan, Commie/Liberal/Heathen Superstar!

Ivan, Commie/Liberal/Heathen Superstar! — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:50:57 +0000

Win!

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:50:22 +0000

*snerk* Too true.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:26:36 +0000

The priest asks the rabbi: “Have you ever actually tried pork?”

The rabbi replies, “You know, when I was a young man, I have to admit, I ate a BLT. It was excellent. Let me ask you something: Did you ever try, you know, carnal relations with a woman?”

(Blushes) “Well, yes, when I was still in seminary, there was a young lady…”

“Beats the hell out of a BLT, doesn’t it?”

By: rauhkjudy

rauhkjudy — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:47:49 +0000

its so funny!

By: Mark an 'X' here

Mark an 'X' here — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:24:09 +0000

… Yeah… That is odd…

By: Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass

Captain Wow WILL go Avada Kedavra on your ass — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:43:43 +0000

*headdesk*

By: creaturefeature the biscuit baker

creaturefeature the biscuit baker — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:53:57 +0000

I’m sure your revenge will be sweet! When you are well, your house mates can watch you eat this . . .

*sends clueless fresh-baked biscuits, pies, cake, ice-cream and pudding*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:49:43 +0000

Whilst the Islamic prohibition on drinking alcohol is well-known, there is no similar prohibition on visiting a drinking establishment (source being pretty much all my Muslim mates).

By: hen10

hen10 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:47:26 +0000

And by having “VictoryNotVengeance” as a name, he means he kills kittens and makes people cry because he smells.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:32:37 +0000

Win.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:31:28 +0000

I feel (some) of your pain. Two days after my surgery last year some of my friends made me laugh so hard I wanted to cry because it hurt so much. I still couldn’t stop laughing.

By: Girlysprite

Girlysprite — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:32:47 +0000

Good one

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:35:27 +0000

I might not be posting often, but look for me whenever you are in need of arguments-at the forums at np6.nfshost.com and its successor

By: UpTheYingYang

UpTheYingYang — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:09:50 +0000

Then the Pope would have a beard.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:09:41 +0000

according to betty crocker they are….better question might be if they’re even edible or not

By: UpTheYingYang

UpTheYingYang — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:07:52 +0000

I past her about five minutes ago.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:42:37 +0000

Unlike yours.

By: viking gal, original AAAM member

viking gal, original AAAM member — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:07:09 +0000

*hears red alert blaats from Star Trek, original series* Hmm, maybe I have an ear infection?

By: I Like Peanut Butter the Anti-Correction

I Like Peanut Butter the Anti-Correction — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:03:49 +0000

I concur…..

By: The Great Lab Monkey

The Great Lab Monkey — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:03:43 +0000

Yay! A funny!

Wait…I haven’t been warped into some alternate universe, have I?

*hears Twilight Zone theme*

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:01:33 +0000

Da! Comrade! I’ve missed you!

We’re all fighting on the “to the battle” LOL, rather appropriate..

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:00:04 +0000

Fvckhead.

By: Grantski

Grantski — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:25:03 +0000

See, this kind of picture makes everyone at PK feel happy. Whereas political slams tend to cause obscene riots on the comments. I hope to see more of these. But is our children learning from this?

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:58:39 +0000

That would be the well known pub, the Ayatollah and Firkin, in Tehran.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:53:43 +0000

I’m not sure they’re even FOOD, so they might well be.

By: viking gal, original AAAM member

viking gal, original AAAM member — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:52:59 +0000

Now I’m wondering if Baco’s are kosher…

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:49:17 +0000

So anyway, the Pope says ‘Wouldn’t you just love a bacon sammich? Ha! Why don’t you want a lovely bacon sammich? What would it take to get you to eat a bacon sammich?
And the rabbi says ‘Tell you what, I’ll eat one at your wedding reception.’

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:42:57 +0000

Komrades?

By: I Like Peanut Butter the Anti-Correction

I Like Peanut Butter the Anti-Correction — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:39:44 +0000

Was that a sock of EWAdams too?