
“….and then I said, “Rush, honey you left your underwear” and then he yelled, “TRIPLE WHOPPERS WITH BACON AIN’T GONNA EAT THEMSELVES!”
(A woman with giant underpants)
Picture by: The New York Times Caption by: allenrw3 via Advanced Lol Builder
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really? this is funny?
/sigh
No. It’s not. AT ALL.
Two thumbs way down PK.
Yes, this is funny. Very funny, in fact.
I thought it was funny.
It was the gigantic underpants, wasn’t it?
*hangs head* Yes. Yes it was. Anything that uses giant underpants (one of my favorite funny words) is a win in my book.
I think the word tallywacker is moderated!
Ok, that wasn’t it. Weird!
I **gulp* concur with Ivan, it was somewhat funny. I prefer the “Rush left his underwear at Pelosi’s house last night.”
*hurk* That wasn’t a mental image I needed.
I’m just pissed because now I’m picturing Rush Limbaugh naked eating triple bacon whoppers.
*barf*
Brain Bleach… I needs it.
With Anne Coulters pe nis is his nether regions!!!!!! **hides mind bleach**
Because your other comment about Pelosi wasn’t bad enough. I think I hate you right now *hurks more*
*tackles ILPB and ties him to a chair*
*flips on a light and points it directly into his face*
Now listen here! You will talk! I have images in my mind that MUST be obliterated!
Where’s the mind bleach!!!
Seriously, I’m high and this isn’t even funny to me.
Think sh it stain. Can’t be his pants. If that doesn’t make you grin, try inhaling.
I recognize this photo—it was in the paper here. It is Queen Victoria’s bloomers from the 1800s, she had a 60inch waist. O_o
I like the description under the picture: “Woman with giant underpants”
Where are the gnomes? THey’d be thrilled!!
PROFIT!!!
They could make enough off of those babies to overtake the oil companies profit-wise.
I totally thought you said “barbies” at first.
That was the first thing I noticed as well. I guess we have to get our hilarity some how, since the lols sure aren’t doing it for us.
Yes, front-page funny is quite rare these days . . .
Seriously. Not only unfunny, but way outdated. The guy is almost under 200 pounds now.
Plus or minus 75 pounds.
No seriously. He lost almost 100 pounds.
So effing what? He’s a public figure, therefore we make fun of him. If he doesn’t like it he can move to Costa Rica.
That would be the meanest thing to ever d to Costa Rica D: spare them the injustice of dealing with this horrid man!
Nah… He’s need dieting. Only his ego is that big now.
He’s *been* dieting…
Too small to be Rush’s, not big enough to be Michelle Obama’s underwear…..
He had a weight problem, she’s an Amazon. Completely different on the spectrum of permissible weight.
Minus the adams apple, she’s actually a nice looking woman. I didn’t know that until the other day, when a picture of her appeared on the FP for captioning.
I thought Adam’s apples turned Republicans on. They love the drag queen, Ann Coulter
I wouldn’t know, as I’m not a Republican. Though from the comments you’ve made, I would guess you have a large adams apple yourself. And had your tonsils removed for service.
You’re not a republican??
We’ve been through this FiFi. Stop whining.
Justa, I say this with all the love I can muster: SHUT UP.
Chain up the whiny dog. Then come talk to me.
Oh, FFS….I’m fairly sure he’s teasing you.
Yeah. It’s about as old and ridiculous as the Bush R dumb jokes. And just as useless.
I think you two should just bone and get the tension out of the air. Dhoti and Mabs did, and look how nice they are to each other….
That’s why ILPB and I don’t fight anymore.
I probably shouldn’t have said that.
Ivan, if you’re serious about just joshing around, I apologize.
Accepted.
Pfft. That was anticlimactic. *puts away popcorn and soda*
*whizzes on Rando*
*turns off cheesy pron music*
Oh, well.
That’s disgusting.
But urine is usually sterile!
…usually?
Well, it’s sterile saline until it touches a container other than its originator, and even then, if that container is sterile…
Or if the person has a UTI-type infection, then of course it would not be sterile…
*hides pictures of Rando and ILPB doing it*
Yeah, Rando didn’t say nothin.
“I thought Adam’s apples turned Republicans on. They love the drag queen, Ann Coulter.”
Cookie-cutter stereotyping is awesome. Kill any babies today?
Die in a fire.
I brought a flamethrower, would you like to borrow it?
I’m pretty sure those are William Taft’s tighty-whities.
Emphasis on the “tight”.
Tom said, briefly.
s*knickers*
thongs alot.
Nice – you racist jackass.
How is calling Michelle Obama fat racist? Uncouth and wrong, absolutely, but I’m not sure where “racist” comes in to play…
Terry needs a new dictionary.
I assume he was assuming that the insult was that Michelle Obama has a big butt and therefore needs big underwear because she’s black and black women have large asses.
But, I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Why do conservatrolls like to insult Michelle Obama’s appearance?
To get to the other side?
I thought it was to get to the Shell station.
WIN!
To be fair, she’s like Hillary Clinton. They look normal, except when they have their pictures taken. Then they look like something Tim Burton dreamt up. I’ve seen maybe one or two pictures of Mrs. Obama where she looks normal, but there are a plethora of terrible ones.
Ahhhh, Hardees has a much better burger anyways.
Get your eyes checked or kill yourself.
No one cares what you think.
ahhhh. nothing like a racist, uncalled for, comment to start the afternoon…
Holy crap. Anniee?
Just a tad bit too coherent.
She had her good days…..but her old stand-by was calling the Obamas some form of primate.
One thing you could always count on in Anniee’s racism was it’s lack of originality.
Her tell was being easily poked into hissy fits that were amazingly entertaining, and a little scary.
“Hur hur hur Obamas iz dum and stupid monkey ZOMG ALL LIBERALS GO DIE IN A FIRE!!1!!!111!!!elebentymillion!!!!”
But But Seeeeethhhhh, they were unfaaaiiirrrrrrrr! I only called those libtards a bunch of sh!tbags of desicated frog saliva…
Wait! Did you just quote the racist statement I made, or otherwise reference it to make the point that I’m racist???? ZOMG you said something racist so that makes you a racist!!! No, I’m not a racist, I was talking about monkeys. I can’t help it that your brain went to the Obamas, even though that’s the context in which I brought up monkeys and called the Obamas “banana eating primates”!!! Clearly you’re the racist!!!! RACIST!!!!
If the jackboot fits, wear it.
And the award for completely missing the use of sarcasm, context, and actual content of the thread, with a separate win for not reading through something before opening his mouth to speak goes to……
*tears open envelope*
TERRY C – NJ!!!! *presents Terry C with a little statuette in the shape of a horse’s ass* Take this with pride! You’ve earned it!!
Oh come ON! Terry C’s just sore-ass winner, still butthurt that a conservative dared even approach the race – yes I said race! Not RACE you MORONS! – or is it to hide the buyer’s remorse about the Teleprompter Jesus that’s at play behind this anachronistic “lol”? And the Clinton’s abandoned their cat and it died. It DIED!
It was the secretary’s fault, the horrible pet hater! She killed their cat, AND their dog!!!
heeeeeey! look who got moderated out! *happy dance*
Pleased as I am it wreaked havoc on the nesting. Not that I’m questioning the wise and powerful PK Gods, of course. No way, no how.
*sets down lightening bolt* I suppose that’s acceptable, but I don’t see any offerings.
PS Who was moderated? I wasn’t paying attention.
The drive-by troller that made the racist remark.
i just tried to reply with his name… and it’s awaiting moderation! HA!
so, the person was the letter after b in the alphabet… and the color that you get when you mix white and black together. got it?
(pretty sure that all the nesting on this LOL is totally borked)
Me too! Even his name is moderated. Fantastic work admins!
Ah, him. Green avatar, I believe? Well, he’s often quite racist, so maybe he was deep-sixed.
OMG, are you serious? c gray was moderated again? Hopefully for good this time!!
One can hope and pray…. one can hope..
I thought he’d been banned. No? That’s too bad.
HOW: He’s been moderated repeatedly, but for some reason he keeps coming back.
“You want Oxy-Contin with that?”
that’s the win cherry on this win sundae.
Olbermann isn’t fat. Limbaugh is.
Olbermann just has a fat head. At least Limbaugh went on a diet.
Can head size be decreased through dieting?
I think this calls for a lobotomy……crap, he’s already had one…
And he gained every pound back….and more.
Obviously you haven’t seen him recently. He has not gained back any weight from his most recent diet. He’s kept it off rather nicely.
Every summer Fay Wray takes out her memorabilia and reminisces about that great ape.
WIN!
confirmed.
Silverback?
Another racist pig.
Quick on the uptake there, T.
Terry thinks that we all need to have the racists identified for us. But only on this lolame.
You can always tell the right wingers on any comment board.
Racist, sexist, homophobe….and terminally illiterate.
And you got all that from a gentle skimming of the site, did you? Bravo.
Q8-<
i believe i speak for myself, froo, diss, eddie and several others on here when we tell you to “fvck in the direction of off”.
not all conservatives are racist assholes. just as not all liberals are flaming homosexuals. every group has diversity and every group has those few people that you want to tie to several tons of debris and then drop in the middle of the pacific ocean.
stop being a choade.
I’m your basic New York liberal and I approve of this message. Oh, except Shorty, you make me kinda want to be a flaming homosexual. I mean, just for you …
well, we’ll have to make sure it’s ok with ivan… but i’ll go flaming homosexual for you pitty.
*combusts*
alright, i’ve got gasoline and matches… so that ought to cover the “flaming” part, right?
Wait wait wait…not THAT kind of flaming! And I only approve if I can watch. And maybe jump in at some point.
There’s a market for video of this sort of thing, you know!
In PK’s fair city
Where girls are so pretty
‘Twas there I first met with
Sweet Shorty Malone
She drove her wheelbarrow
Full of broads wide and narrow
Crying, “charro, with ginger,
Alive, alive-o”
I love it when pitty sings about me.
Yeah! What she said!
I believe I speak for all the liberals on here when I tell you to go fvck yourself. We don’t want your kind here.
Yes. It’s true. Jane speaks for me too.
And me.
Guys, what’d he say I couldn’t read it?!?!?!?! Guys tell me!!!
Maybe if you’d stop making gay racist jokes, you could learn to read.
Well dey stolded my entire edumacation……
They tuk yer job!!!!
WIN
Um, no. He failed. Everybody who replied to him showed him the error of his ways.
Everybody but Allenrw3 (who happens to be a complete moron) who replied to him showed him the error of his ways.
Fixed that for you.
The only post from Allenrw3 on his own LOL and it was to throw support behind some jackass troll. Stay classy, Allenrw3.
A monosyllabic troglodyte post at that.
Yes, yes, yes we know. Rush is fat, Bush is dumb, McCain is old, Michelle is unattractive, Obama is a commie socialist with gigantic ears, Cindy McCain is selfish clothes horse, Palin is crazy…. Did I miss anyone? So much funny.
No, but you messed one up.
Cindy McCain is a selfish horse.
Fixed that for ya.
Cindy McCain isn’t the horse. That’s Camilla Parker Bowles.
D’oh. Moderated:
Cindy McCain is the Oxyc0d0ne Barbie.
Horses are terrible people…
Biden says whatever pops into his head at the moment?
Putin is an evil Bond villain.
Wait, now that one is true… Isn’t it?
Are you implying Cindy McCain is not a horse?
Looking at some of her pics, I’d say she’s pretty stacked for a horse.
I’m ok with this adjustment to my assessment.
Plus she does that race car thing… Too fast for a horse.
So you ARE implying she’s not a horse! But, I fixed it! It’s corrected.. Ahhhh.. *hangs head in shame*
She’s a lot prettier than the wife McCain left for her… and healthier.
If this picture was real, though, a women wouldn’t be holding Rush’s shorts, it would be a cabana boy.
Fastfood ?!!!
i take the day off because it’s my b-day and all the fun stuff happens! meh
Happy B-day B-Fairie
Whoa! Happy b-lated b-day b-fairie!
Five years later, the “very happy missus” from the Enzyte commercials isn’t so “very happy” anymore.
Is no one going to mention the fact that Rush isn’t married? This caption doesn’t deserve to be on the blog.
Who said anything about marriage? It could have been a one night stand for all we know.
Is no one going to mention the fact that Rush isn’t married? This caption doesn’t make sense and doesn’t deserve to be posted.
You are, several times.
Boring, although Mr. Rush DOES talk in all caps.
I don’t care if it’s immature- I’d be lying if I said I didn’t laugh. Sometimes there’s nothing wrong with a little base humor.
Okay, I’m conservative, and I have to admit I laughed at this lol. Partly because it’s true….
It almost could possibly be funny if he were actually that big, but since the last time I saw him on the news he said he lost 85 pounds about a year ago, logic says, “Not funny.”
You’re outed.
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