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(Barack Obama)
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A doughnut or donut (pronounced /ˈdoʊnət, ˈdoʊnʌt/) is a type of fried dough food popular in many countries and prepared in various forms as a sweet (or occasionally savory) snack that can be homemade or purchased in bakeries, supermarkets, food stalls, and franchised specialty outlets. They are usually sweet, deep-fried from a flour dough, and shaped in rings or flattened spheres that sometimes contain fillings. Other types of dough such as potato can also be used as well as other batters, and various toppings and flavorings are used for different types.
The two most common types are the toroidal ring doughnut and the filled doughnut, a flattened sphere injected with jam, jelly, cream, custard, or other sweet fillings. A small spherical piece of dough may be cooked as a doughnut hole. Baked doughnuts are a variation cooked in an oven instead of being deep fried. Doughnut varieties are also divided into cake and risen type doughnuts.
Most drool-inducing ordinal yet. I am SO going to get doughnuts on the way home (like in 15 mins YAY!)
*cries because she can’t have any sinful food items*
I want donuts!!!
We can have a tomato juice party. (Passes organic homemade tomato juice.)
Woohoo. I made banana-pineapple-mango smoothie for you.
Oh yum. The smoothies are keeping me alive. Thanks
Pour some vodka in there with a little tabasco and lime juice and you got yourself a yummy drink
Why can’t you have any sinful foods, my sexy HOW?
*tacklehugs Nucky*
Hello! How’s the new job? I’ve missed you, my Canuck vixen!
No sinful foods because I’m doing my annual 30-day cleanse. I’m missing processed carbs and sugars in a big way.
*snuggles HOW* The new job is … going. Lots to learn. I’ve missed you guys too. Especially YOU, dear.
We so need to get working on that list of yours.
As for the cleanse, just remember I like my girls with curves.
But when coming to Romania you definitely have to try a special desert called “papanasi”. You’ll find it in almost any restaurant that serves Romanian dishes and, with a bit of luck, in most of the other restaurants around the country too. I am sure you’ll love it and I base my presumption on the big numbers of people I know that fell in love with them.
Don’t come down here and expect good donuts.. they don’t exist. Just like the pizza, the worst place in the USA is still better than the best place here. How is it people can f*ck up something as basic as donuts and pizza?
I guess you’re the expert on baked treats, Elroddy Biscotti.
I loves me biscotti with a nice cappuccino.
I’ve heard that a latte lately.
Nothing wrong with those who like to espresso themselves.
Thats what I’ve bean saying.
Tomorrow a new Dunkin’ Donuts will open only 5 minutes from my work. We haven’t had any Dunkin’ Donuts in the STL in years. Life is mother fvckin’ good.
Well now I’m f*cking jealous!!
Dammit, now I want some Timbits.
first D:
getting donuts is the only thing that moron is qualified to do
Krispy Kreme or bust.
Agreed.
I can’t believe I still need to keep spreading the Voodoo Donuts evangel!
http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/
*eyes glaze over*
But they’re only in Portland!!
Doesn’t do me much good in Florida. *glares and Mark than bursts into tears*
OR in Tennessee!
Come to think of it, PM…. I doubt they’re really all that good, especially not the bacon-maple ones. I mean, you could try to convince me by buying me one, packing it carefully, and overnighting it to me, but….yeah, OUR donuts are probably MUCH better.
No fair!!! We don’t have any decent donut outlets here in UK. You’re all making me jealous – and hungry!!!
I am lucky enough to live in Washington. I can get Voodoo donuts, but it takes me two hours. XD
You haven’t had a donut until you’ve had a Voodoo donut.
And surprisingly, the bacon-maple ones are pretty ok.
*whispers*
I think the bacon-maple ones sound amazing, which is why I’m trying to con PM into mailing me one.
I could be talked into this
FB me your info!
I saw this on a food channel special. I intend to visit as soon as possible
I…uh…I’m not really a fan of Krispy kreme…I prefer ‘regular’ donuts. Or ‘The Big One’ which is alot like a regular donut, but about a foot in diameter. It’s only 99 cents (or was the last time I got one many years ago). You can fit a regular sized donut in it’s hole…That sounds dirty….
Side note: Firefox recognizes donuts as a word, but not donut. You can never have just one?
They only exist in the plural.
Rather like potato chip. There is no singular!
Sorry, but I have to say that I don’t care for the Krispy Kreme, and apparently that is the consensus in Canada (most of their locations seem to have gone out of business in a really short period of time). I found them too, well, doughy. Or lardy. I don’t know, just too soft. And if you ignore the overly sweet flavour, the undertone is sort of bitter.
I will take a Tim Horton’s or two, though.
Meh like Eddie said we don’t get very good doughnuts here so I make them
However my all time favourite types of ‘doughnuts’ are Koeksisters. My mum used to make them when we were kids, they’re a Cape Malay/Afrikaner treat *drools*
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Krispy Kreme always gave me a stomache ache and NO I only ate one at a time.
Or two.
I used to live by Krispy Kreme, but there is a small place in town that poops better donuts than KK. The only problem is they sell out of the good ones too damn fast.
Well there goes the Starbucks vote!
Oooooh…….bad froo…..bad thoughts first brought up by Clinton talking to Kennedy, froo. BAD!!! *punishes self*
Gotta admit, this is kinda cute, too. What’s going on, eh? that’s two out of three.
No one cares what you think.
And
Quack.
Pst (whispers and takes froo to the corner to explain.) I don’t understand. Was that person trying to make a funny? I mean, well, we were talking about donuts and tomato juice and smoothies and latte and more donuts. Was this one of those meme things like “the flag is Belgian”?
No, they’re actually a raging lunatic. They just pop by and vent once in a while. My theory is that occasionally they manage to sneak out of the dayroom during Crafts Time and log onto the computer in the nurses’ station until somebody catches them and shoos them out.
You’ve got to admire the skill required to type whilst wearing a straitjacket.
Aww, we almost made it to 100 posts without a troll. Then Again had to go and ruin it for us. :*(
Since I have nothing else to do today, I have thought about your explanation. I believe you are correct or should be correct since where ever these people come from probably does not have the appropriate services you discribled. Has anybody thought about how really really weird it was for someone to burst into the middle of an elevated global discussion of donuts and just spew?
Well….I guess it struck me as odd at first. But it’s such a regular occurrence that I guess I’m used to it.
I’m hoping the “quack” will go viral like the Belgian flag and Mythbusters did…..
Again is a ‘tard. Complete and utter waste of air.
Again is one of those times when “libtard” is actually an appropriate sentiment.
Again is such a tard as to be beyond part affiliation.
Quack!
Quack!
Quack!
Quack!
QUAAAAAACK!!!
Quack.
Are you new? Why are you quacking at Wow?
Quack?
Quack!
Quack!
And now you’re all quacking at ME? *sniffle*
*whispers* Apparently they think you’ve got bread. You know a duck’s opinion of you is based almost entirely on whether you have bread.
Quack quack? *sad puppy dog eyes*
Quack.
No one cares what you QUACK.
*takes stock of the situation*
It would appear that lack of Andy has turned them all into ducks, and that I came back just a moment too late.
*gives Andy a pillow stuffed full of Rando duck feathers*
Ah, so soft and *sniff* is it just me or does this pillow smell kinda socialist to you?
*nods vigorously* Quack!!
If you were a member of PKI2.0 on FB, it would all be clear.
MythQuackPods are 4ever!!!
Moo!
*facepalm*
Moo? Is that you?
This knucklehead will never be anything BUT a rookie.
Quack.
Do you think that “This” in Frank’s sentence is referring to Frank?
QUACK.
(Haven’t been here for a while, and not sure what the whole quacking thing is, but I just wanna fit in…)
CONFORMIST! YOU’RE ALL SHEEPLE!!! SHEEPLE!
Baah?
No!!!! its Quack!
Is that Vin Diesel in the background?
No, that’s Agent 47. And he’s smiling. Guess, what’s in that box, and when it’ll go off…
Awww, It’s always cute to see Africans dressed up like real people.
Racist much?
That guy is OJ Simpson, right?
So it’s true, America really DOES run on dunkin’!
yeah, he’s also unqualified to deliver donuts, never held a real job, and is just a rabble-rouser from th’ hood in chicago.
T’row da bum out!