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How to Reinforce One’s Image as a Poorly Educated Ass, lesson #1:
wink at the Queen
(George W. Bush and Queen Elizabeth II)
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if only he’d given the double finger-guns…
WIN
LOFL!!
and made that clicking sound out of the side of his mouth…
Or maybe the shocker…
Or, just maybe, it’s bright and he’s squinting.
You spoil it with your sense and reason.
If he didn’t, I would have.
Now I’m depressed at how many people will see this picture and take the caption seriously.
Cheer up
Do you really think anyone is going to take this caption seriously?
Just the people who’ve seen the video and know he did actually WINK at the Queen of England.
At least he didn’t give the Queen an Ipod full of his speeches like some dumbass did….
Hey, good thing Bush didn’t give her an iPod full of his own speeches.
Actually, that would’ve been quite entertaining for her I’m sure. “He said WHAT? That’s hysterical!”
Get lost troll.
That “troll” is dead on the money. The iPod idea was just retarded.
LOL! OR, at least he didn’t hug her!
Emo troll is emo.
You may be right, at that. Still, though, kind of begs the question. He’s the Leader of The Free World ™, president of the wealthiest country in history, etc. etc.- maybe we could afford to buy him some sunglasses, fer Christ’s sake?!?
Typo, typo, typo… I guess you can sign me up as a Teabagger Proofreader!
Sock!
He actually did wink, here’s the video
It’s a common tic, and is also considered ok in Texas to wink at someone you like or admire.
Oh come on! Froo, even you have to admit that was a too familiar action on his part to a foreign head of state! Can you imagine him winking at Putin that way? Um…NOT. LOL
Why not? Sarah Palin did. /
When Putin rears his head, Sarah Palin winks?
No, when he heads his rear, she winks. After all, she can see him from her front porch.
That’s different. She has breasts.
*shrugs* He’s a head of state, too. I’d say that puts them on equal standing. They’re an ally, so the leaders should be on friendly terms. If it was a formal occasion, it might be a little odd, but I don’t see any reason why being a world leader should mean you have to act like you’ve got a stick up your a$$ all the time.
Didn’t Michelle Obama put an arm around the Queen’s waist? That seems pretty familiar and informal, too.
I’ve already commented on this (#255, go me!) but when I saw this news item I had to laugh when he stumbled over the date of the War of Independence then turned and winked at her and made some comment about the stony look she was giving him – it was funny, off-the-cuff and, IMO, rather inspired! And I never thought I’d find myself saying that about GW Bush. . .
Indeed, I believe the technical term is lèse majesté
-Ash
Is the wink usually preceded with something along the lines of “your purdy” in a thick drawl?
Only the good ones.
Every time you post, I just want to reply by yelling “NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!”
Every freaking time!
maybe the worst post at pk evar
No trust me, I’ve seen worse.
Like the ones that cheer for fascism, for instance.
Links please! I’ve GOTTA see these ones!
me too, I’ve never seen those…
Bricka bracka
Firecrackah
Sis Boom Bah!
Fascism, Fascism
RAH RAH RAH!!!
Another bush bashing one. *sigh* NEXT!
Yeah, he could’ve done something classy, like give her DVDs of his speeches that don’t play in Great Britain.
10 minutes in Google, and you can multi-region more or less any stand-alone DVD player (not so sure about computer DVD drives).
Computers are automatically multi-region, you just select the region and play
They’re fantastic that way.
Actually not; The last ones I looked at, you could select the region 10 times, and the last selected region became locked and couldn’t be unlocked. In any event the point stands that DVD regional encoding is about as full of holes as a complete set of Eastenders on DVD (1 DVD a week for 25 years) would be.
No no, he gave the Queen an iPod full of his speeches.
He gave the Region 1 DVDs to PM Gordon Brown, who is blind in one eye.
What an elitist! No wonder she wouldn’t return my high five….
You know, I see absolutely no reason for one world leader not to treat another world leader like another human being.
And thats the real trick isn’t it? There are no mindless barbarians. The time of treating another man or woman like less than human should be past us all. But its used all over the world still as propaganda for patriotism. But still… she left me hanging…. And thats what hurt the most…
Well, she’s pretty old. A high five from a young stud like you might hurt her arthritis.
And she’s only little. She probably couldn’t reach.
Maybe that was it. My five was pretty high.
She didn’t trust herself, dude.
Damn that low-class Harvard Law School education!
Damn that low-class Harvard Law School education that daddy paid a fortune in bribes for!
There, fixed it for you.
CITE!!!
Um, W went to Yale and then on to Harvard Business school.
Don’t try to confuse the Libtards with facts- you’ll only upset them !!
I’d like approval for my plan to dispose of this troll. Please note that I would like to use deadly force.
Granted! *stamps and signs all appropriate forms in triplicate.*
Hmmm…no. I don’t think deadly force is nearly deadly enough. Do you have anything deadlier?
What about… LUDICROUS FORCE?!
My God, they’ve gone plaid.
You’re calling him a libtard…. yet I said it was Yale a whole hour before he did.
*hangs head in shame*
I fear for the future.
Wait… wasn’t it yale?
’twas Yale for both Bush II and Kerry.
And as someone in the college business, there is a pretty good chance that both Kerry and Bush were admitted in the hopes that their parents/relatives would donate serious money. Sad, but true.
(I’ve not been pressured to change a grade for a student for that reason…but I know of a kid who should have been kicked out for lousy academic performance, who has not because of parental income…)
Not really funny, my sense of reason kicked in right away, and destroyed it for me. it’s too obvious.
I think a “wink” joke could’ve worked, but using “I hate Bush” or “he’s stupid” punchline was over-used 8-9 years ago. They’re not beating a dead horse, they’re beating a dead horse’s sun-bleached skeletal remains.
I still enjoy making pics that don’t so much make fun of, but fun WITH G.W., but I doubt they’ll ever see the main page.
No no, they’re beating another dead horse with the bleached bones of the first dead horse.
Oooh.. What a clever way to ordinal!
Stop it!!eleben!@
They’re still making Clinton BJ lol’s though, so…
That’s beating a dead horse with a dead zebra.
How to reinforce the fact that liberals can’t actually find news so they contrive and fabricate their own out of a pic that is completely taken out of context making themselves look like poorly educated asses. There. Fixed that for ya.
It’s important not to take this picture too seriously, regardless of which poltical side to which you acclimate yourself. Don’t use it as proof Bush is evil, but also don’t try branding it as slander if you voted/supported the guy. My gripe is with the lackluster, redundant humor involved.
I think that the insane desire one has sometimes to bang and kick grumblers and peevish persons is a Divine instinct. ~Robert Hugh Benson
Well said
No thanks, we don’t want any of your craptastic trolliness here.
TROLL IN THE FORUM! GET YOUR TORCHES!
There could have been so much done with this picture..
Cute
Whimsical
Flirty
But you had to go ruin it jacques_poop. Waaaaaaaay to go.
Cute Whimsical Flirty – Oh yes please. Is it to much to ask for a poor person who had their upper lip cut off and sewed back on and has not had solid food or meat forever and ever to be entertained?
Hmmm they look tasty HRH is old and might be stringy but if cooked… On the other hand GWB might be meatier. nom nom chew oh yes chew
O.o
o.O
Bush to the Queen: Don’t you know you’re not supposed to wear white after labor day?”
Queen. “And what, pray tell, is labour?”
WIN!!
How to Reinforce One’s Image as a Poorly Educated Ass?
Wank at the Queen …
I’m sure the queen outwanks everybody.
Yes, winking at the queen is such a horrible and god awful thing. It’s nowhere NEAR as class as giving her an iPod like the Obamas.
Should have given her a Zune.
*shakes head*
That would double the sales of Zunes.
Really? You honestly think treating the queen like some lil gal from down Texarcana way is better than giving someone a gift? REALLY?
Helen Mirren would have socked him in the puss.
Jeez, Ivan, he just winked, he didn’t grab her a$$ and yell “Giddy-up”!
Well, now…THAT would have been funny!
I would think an example of a poorly educated ass would be if some gave the Queen or anyone else in England Region 1 DVD’s.
This has been covered and ignored about 4 times already, drop it. No one cares except trolls like you.
I am Barack Obama, and I approve this lol.
It looks like the group of freedom-lovers who vote for any anti-Republican lol are back. No matter how boring or out of date the lol is, we must continue to bring these to the front page… and sink any attempt by the right-wing racists to bring one of theirs to the front page… even if the lol is actually witty to some. Remember, mocking the good people on the left is simply NOT funny.
Whereas you are a laff riot.
I’m kind of jealous of the Queen’s hat.
Really? I was just thinking it made her look like a very high-class pimp…
Hey, maybe *that’s* why Bush is winking at her! He’s actually saying ‘Hey Queeny, care to hook an old stud up? Daddy’s got a hankerin’ for some Latin action tonight!
Well, she *is* German…’
I think that is why I like the hat. Its hard to make an old Queen look like a high-class pimp.
I don’t know why but I like to picture them both slowly rising horses, and Bush kinda steers his horse over nearer to hers and ads a little wink. I don’t know why I think this, mind you. But I’m thinking it.
rising = riding. …. this time….
From where are the horses rising? The East? Is Juliette the sun?
East Man. He came from the east to do battle with THE AMAZING RANDO!
(What? You didn’t know the name came from a movie quote?)
How to reinforce One’s image as a Pompous, Arrogant Ass, lesson #1:
give the Queen an iPod full of your own speeches
No no no, you’re wrong. The best way to do it is give the Queen an iPod full of your own speeches. Geez, pay attention.
NO! The best way is to give the Queen an iPod full of your own speeches! Gah!
I noticed nobody mentioned this, but I gave the Queen iPod full of my own speeches.
She sent it back though.
Really? I thought the best way to make yourself look like a pompous ass was to give the Queen an iPod with all your speeches on it!
No, actually the best way to make yourself look like a pompous ass is to wink at the elderly Queen of England like she’s some gal you met down at the roadhouse.
The best way to reinforce Two’s image as a Silly, lession #1: repeat what has already been said. Repeat.
Thats lesion #1 btw.
And a complete nesting fail.
Back down to the SOS they go – oh well…..
Has the separate links to Democrat – Republican – Media always been at the top of the page or is this an attempt at placating the masses???
It’s always been there, along with the tag cloud to the right.
Always been there.
Q8-<
Bwahahaaa!
HUH – shows you how much attention I was paying …. Oh, and don’t forget the ‘Military’ link.
Or the “reply” link.
Belgian! Elebenty! Murder! Tree! Flag! Quack! Mythbusters!! For the love of god, MYTHBUSTERS!!!!! *froth froth* *dies*
OMG! Quick! Send froo an iPod with all of Obama’s speeches to save her!
THE LAUGHING! IT HURTS!
THE GOGLES DO NOTHING!!!
*hic* So I guess I drank all this beer for nothing?
My eyes! Ze goggles! Zey do nussing!
How to Reinforce One’s Image as a Poorly Educated Egocentric Ass, lesson #2:
Give the Queen an IPod with all your speeches on it.
Or you could give the Queen an iPod with all your speeches on it.
I like my idea better.
Or you could gift the Queen with an iPod with all of your speeches on it.
See? Much better gift.
Damn, that is a good idea. What about my other idea, giving the Queen an iPod with all your speeches on it? Is that a good one?
That’s really good too. What do you think about getting an iPod, putting all of your speeches on it and giving it to the Queen? Could we consider that?
*blushes*
Well, I was going to give her an iPod with all my speeches on it. Beat that!
Instead of that, what if we record all our speeches and then put them on an iPod? Then we can give them to the Queen!
Can we also give the Queen an iPod containing speeches? And perhaps a video of that show they have where they take common myths and bust them?
She wouldn’t think much of that. It would be too similar to a programme called ‘Mythbusters’. But I WOULD recommend giving her something original instead, like maybe some speeches recorded onto one of those Ipod thingies. Sorry if I’ve ninja’d you all but I’m 8 hours ahead here.
No no, you’re thinking of Mythbusters. But, I think maybe some speeches of your own that you record and put on an iPod would be an excellent gift.
Hmmm…no. I think if we took some pre-recorded public appearance, then put them on some sort of music/video player, such as the one Apple makes, then give it to say, British royalty (possibly even the Queen), then that would be a fantastic idea.
Your idea pretty well sucked.
And the show you’re thinking of is Mythbusters. Duh.
*cries in the corner*
*hands charro an ipod with lots of speeches on it*
*Records Charro crying on ipod*
*give Charro ipod*
*goes to watch Mythbusters*
Gah! Combo breaker!
*Cheese filled Combos! Combos really cheeses your hunger away*
Attention ignorant liberals(oh wait, that’s redundant)–Queen Elizabeth liked GW a hell of a lot more than Affirmative Action Boy.
No one cares what you think.
aw man… i thought we may have gotten him moderated for life yesterday. booooooo!
No one, not in the whole world, cares what you think.
Even your own mother doesn’t care what you think.
His grandmother doesn’t either.
His godmother, who ditched him because she didn’t care, doesn’t care what he thinks.
No one cares what you think.
Have you got any basis for that claim or are you just a lying scumbag?
No one cares what you think.
No one knows how you keep posting to this site either.
Hey I reckon Dubya would be a great guy to go out drinking with (if he wasn’t such a boring recovering alcoholic) and he seems like a really charming and charismatic guy its just I’d never put him in charge of my country that’d be stupid
I like to think he was in charge the same way that the Queen is in charge, i.e. not.
I agree. Bush seems like he’d be a fun guy, but not the kind of guy I want running my country.
He seems like he’s a fungi, like tinea pedis.
Quack.
Oh, and no one cares what you think.
Lesson #2: pretend to look for weapons of mass destruction in the Oval office as a joke. Heh-heh.
screw the queen. america was founded on people saying “screw the king”
down with capitalism
I’ll join the Pom in saying screw America
SCREW THE WURLD!
I would, but it always leaves in the night after I fall asleep.
She is an inconsiderate hussy that way.
What? I never said that! I was just having a go at d’s illiteracy.
Don’t see what you have against screwing Americans. Well…we don’t want to screw you either! *sulks*
I would say the Queen is a little old for screwing.
AGEIST!!!
Aw I dunno she isn’t as old as the Statue of Liberty and that babe looks alright after 3 days without sleep and copious amounts alcohol
Also the queen was alright when she was young
touché
Oh go back to staring at the sun morons
Squinting? Fine. There was also SURPRISE NECK MASSAGE, and the bit where he grabbed the Chinese Premier by the sleeve, earning him a “what the hell do you think you’re doing?” look.
Li’l Dubbie couldn’t be constantly held in place by his handlers, or it would’ve spoiled the mirage that he was just a figurehead/decoy. But every time he got off-leash, he made a complete fool of himself. He clearly does not grasp the simple concept of personal space.
Joe Biden.
And
Quack.
Joe Quack.
And
Quack.
Joe The Plumber.
And
Quack.
Quack the Plumber
and
Quack
Plumber’s crack
And
Quack
Dan Quayle.
Ronald Reagan.
Spiro Agnew.
HONK HONK
At least Dubya never needed a teleprompter to speak to a high school class.
EVERY president makes gaffs in office. Liberals only care about the ones Bush performed because it makes you feel good.
What about Obama apologizing for American sovereignty?
Or how about Obama BOWING TO A SAUDI PUPPET KING?
Or maybe it might be considered stupid for him to personally approve the use of Air Force One and a fighter to perform a flyover New York City at 2,000 feet–FOR A PHOTO OP! Apparently he’s forgotten what happened the LAST time a damn plane flew that low over that city.
You morons think Bush was bad because you never accepted that he won the 2000 election. You find the tiniest little niggling things to whine and complain about, while you completely ignore Obama’s gaffs and blunders and outright errors of judgment.
How… liberal of you. It’s about what I expect. Liberals are well known for a “Fine for me but not for thee” mentality.
-AD-
Quack
Eat Quack and Die.
Quackity quack, don’t come back.
This is another reason I love liberals. You’re stupid, and you believe only what you want to believe, no matter what facts or reality hits you in your wide open mouths.
Bush was the only president to have an MBA. He graduated from Yale. Your good buddy, notable incompetent and all-around ass-clown Obama, still hasn’t proven that he even held a minimum GPA for his professorship since he refuses to release his transcripts.
But, hey, go on believing whatever you want. As long as your stupidity doesn’t translate into some jackass in Congress or the White House raising my taxes to pay for your moronic ideas– like global warming, government-run health care, or driver’s licenses for illegal aliens– then I simply don’t give a sh!t what you believe.
It only serves to entertain me. I wonder if you really realize how much we conservatives laugh at your Bush Derangement Syndrome. Eventually you’re going to have to put the blame for this economy where it belongs: the 2006 congress (democrat controlled) and Obama’s failed economic policies of the last year that have made it the worst recession in history.
But to keep questioning the education of a man with a Yale diploma and a certified Masters makes me ask just one simple question:
Which community college is YOUR degree from?
-AD-
Would you like some Quackers?
Saint Louis University.
Oh, wait, that’s not a community college, is it?
So what middle school did you drop out of?
I’ve been absent for a while, but it would seem I should say “quack” to you sir….and then eat your brains. *nom*
You’re still hungry, aren’t you? There couldn’t have been more than an hors d’oeuvre worth in there. Don’t worry, we’ve been getting lots of trolls lately.
It did leave me wanting. I was just starting to read the “to the battle” posts, though, and realizing I could have feasted yesterday.
It’s like having dim sum — many, many small dishes can, indeed, make an entire meal.
Ah, you’ll need to be more specific. Which degree?
You quack me up.
Why is he so angry? Why? He’s so incredibly angry! You know, I disagree with about 90% of conservative beliefs but I don’t get that nasty. I mean, that’s just…nasty.
They remind me of the liberals when Bush was elected. I think it has to do with the party of choice being out of power. On both sides.
This guy is pretty f’ed in the head, though. And there are lots of conservatrolls around lately. It’s getting out of hand. But I think it’s the same guy over and over.
Yeah, same long paragraph style over and over bashing liberals…It’s getting suspicious….
I agree. We seem to have one conservatard butthurt troll who is out for vengeance. And the idiot actually thinks a bunch of socks will legitimize it’s foolish raging emotions.
My thoughts exactly.
Yes.. “Angry Defender” would have been to obvious..
Trixsy little hobbitses..
Oh…oh gods. You’re right! VD is spreading!
JAC has a point, but also you could take the commenter’s age into account (just guessing by the juvenile attempt to claim all “conservatives” agree with him); double fold that ignorant know-it-all attitude, add in a disdain for authority, and go ahead and heap an unhealthy serving of 24/7 propaganda cable networks available and you get what we have here…. a nasty irrational angry person.
Yes, yes, yes, his daddy bought him a couple of degrees (and kept him out of ‘Nam), so he’s a super genius.
Of course.
You can tell by how he conducts himself in public.
You can tell by the “Search For WMDs” video he made in the Oval Office. NUTHIN’ HERE! HAW! HAW!
You can tell by the way he sat quietly, eyes blank, waiting for the Secret Service agents to tell him what to do next.
Tell us, A(D)D: what does his knob taste like?
I don’t think ADD is quite the right diagnosis for whatever VD – oh oops AD – has.
I vote for OPD (Obnoxious Personality Disorder).
FTD (Fvcktard Disorder)
Most doorknobs taste like metal.
Uneducated? he went to Yale and Harvard and wasn’t afraid to PROVE IT.
While the general impression during the 2004 presidential campaign was that Democrat John Kerry was the intellectual superior to President Bush, it turns out that their grades while undergraduate students at Yale were remarkably similar.
In fact, Bush’s were a tad higher. His four-year average was 77; Kerry’s 76. Both were C students. Kerry graduated from Yale in 1966; Bush in 1968.
So what were are Mr. Affirmative actions grades? You know, the one who BOWS to the Emperor of Japan who was looking at him like he was….what he is, a fvcking moron. Last time I checked, Bush also didn’t intentionally BANKRUPT the country in his first year.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
*separates Commie from his mortal coil with her M1A*
I’ve had it with you trolls. It’s killin’ time!
*sends text to Andy: “Fresh troll brains on Bush/Queen lol. They’re extra frothy.”*
mmmm, frothy… *drool*
You? Talking about mental disorders? You?
Seriously?
Not according to the DSM-IV. Or the DSM-IV-TR.
How about being a commie bastard? There’s GOT to be a diagnosis code for that.
No.. I can’t find that one, but here are the codes for what “KillACommieForChrist” has.. 302.72 and 302.75.
(hint: Google “DSM-IV-TR 302.72″ & “DSM-IV-TR 302.75″)
That would explain a lot.
Although I’d say his name might also indicate 301.7.
I’m thinking more of a 312.34
I think 302.72 would explain why he’s so angry.
Oh crap, you already said that. My bad.
That’s ok, it looks like we have our wires crossed. At least we’re both on the same wavelength..
Oh totally. And I’m sure this idiot would never be bright enough to look any of these codes up too, so we can do this all night and he’ll never know we’re insulting him.
He probably also had 309.21.
That seems rather likely as well.
Maybe it’s 302.3.
Just to fvck with him, we’ll throw in a 302.3.
Whoa. Q-<
Oh wait Rando, I spoke too soon. Here’s the one for “Being a Commie Bastard”: 292.89
Crap, that’s the wrong one.. Google it with just “DSM-IV”. I don’t have the TR, just the IV…
Hehehehehe, yeah that sounds about right.
I used to work for a doctor’s office, and their office’s medical records were connected to my doctor’s office’s records, so I used my computer once to look up my chart. It was interesting to say the least.
I’ve always wanted to see my chart. I’m sure it’s interesting as well. Hee hee.
I remember thinking “oh is that what she called that.” Essentially it came down to (surprise surprise) anger management issues.
Perhaps you need some 305.20?
That probably would have helped. LOL
I thought it might..
Get a friend who’s a doctor and have it sent to his/her office for you.
I don’t know a doctor. Who is also my friend. *sigh*
Hmm. Seems like since it’s YOUR medical record, you should be able to get a copy. They may ask what you want it for, and you could always just say you wanted to have a copy in case you needed medical care while traveling and they needed your history. Or the truth — it’s your own record and you’re curious. They might ask you to pay for the copying.
Actually, I have my records from when I was a kid.. But that’s before I got interesting. I have the actual records.. The place they are from went out of business or something.
The information in the chart belongs to you while the physical chart belongs the the doctor. You have a legal right to the information and if you press they have to give you a copy for a ‘reasonable fee’ (which is up to them, but usually covers cost of reproduction, including what they deem the cost of paying an employee to copy it and the energy used, etc.) They are much happier to send a copy to a new doctor than they are to give it right to you, but you don’t need a reason – just assert that you own the information and want a copy for your records.
My GPA was 4.0, does that make me intellectually smarter than both Kerry and Bush? Although Harvard and Yale were about 17 times more expensive than my state college offering a partial scholarship, I think your logic is right; George W. Bush is a genius because his family had immense connections that afforded him way more than any real American has. Fvcking genius.
KILL YOURSELVES
You first.
“Ooh, he’s going for the righteous indignation dollar. That’s a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We’ve done research – huge market. He’s doing a good thing.” —- Bill Hicks on trolls, er um, marketing. [LINK] for full joke.
I have a feeling this is the same person socking over and over. That’s so sad.
Or, lesson #2:
Gift the Queen with an iPod.
I’m sure someone else has beaten me to it.
Actually, you should try giving the Queen an iPod.
Don’t be silly, queens don’t want one of those, they prefer iPods.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
[THE AMERICAN]
Siam’s gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha
And thank God I’m only watching the game — controlling it –
I don’t see you guys rating
The kind of mate I’m contemplating
I’d let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
IPad?
Especially with Queen and Queensryche on it.
Nonsense. The queen can’t use an Ipad. She hit menopause ages ago. She’s stopped producing Fabergé eggs.
Or, lesson #2:
Queen the iPod with a gift.
Ooh Queen huh?
*Buddy your an old man poor man
Pleadin’ with your eyes
Gonna make peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place*
Oh great I got that stuck in my head head now
I will rock you!
*tickles wicket again*
“Bush is dumb,” to quote Christopher HItchens, is “the joke that stupid people laugh at.” I would wager that the education of the person who captioned this picture falls somewhat short of a Harvard MBA. Also, Bush’s military IQ test scores were higher than Kerry’s.
Wink at a queen? The shame. Wait, wtf does the rank of queen confer to you in America? Well, besides a good winking, anyhow.
Either inclusion into the band, or the ability to be fabulous.
Um, he actually went up in my estimation when he did this. . .
I’m surprised President Obama hasn’t blamed Bush for making him inherit a poor relationship between the Queen and the office of the President.
I blame you personally.
I see PK is still making cheap shots against Bush, when the pic RIGHT above this with Obama and a box of donuts is such a softball.
Where’s the “uneducated ass” of a donut boy comment? PK’s bias shows itself again. Is it ever going to be “ok” to flame Obama?
Give it a couple decades.
If you don’t like it, feel free to make your own conservatroll website.
See, but you can’t say that cause it means you’re a racist. Nobody can criticize Obama without being a racist. Ever.
Wow, what rock have you been hiding under?
You racist.
So? If you don’t like the bias, leave. Quit whining about it, it just makes you look like a whiny b!tch. But, I guess if that’s what you’re going for, mission accomplished. I’m sure PK is thoroughly chastened by your strong words.
But mooooooooooom! The other kids are on a different side!
Actually Im quite certain that winking is lesson number 2.
Lesson number 1 is giving to someone who lives in England DVDs formatted for North America.
Or, you could give someone who lives in England DVDs formatted for North America. I bet that would work too.
Or lesson 1 could be giving someone who lives in England DVDs formatted for North America instead.
Just a thought, lesson 1 could be giving someone who lives in England DVDs formatted for North America instead.
No, you have that wrong. Lesson number one would be to give someone in England DVDs that are formatted for North America.
I think lesson number one should be giving someone who lives in England DVDs formatted for North America.
Has anyone else thought of that?
I thought the first lesson was giving North American formatted DVDs to someone in England?
Hell of a lot better than bowing down to every dictator on the planet.
quack!!! [LINK]
i’d rather have a prez that winks at a queen than one that winks at outright corruption…like O
Quack.
OZ, the show on HBO?
Stupid nesting fail.
Like O…’reilly?
O…prah?
O…vechkin?
Maybe he means “O” the Oprah magazine.
Ozymandias?
OZ!! We’re off the see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Yeah, like that’s *way* worse than actually touching the queen by hugging her. … and then bowing to the emperor of Japan and leader of China.
A WINK makes HIM a poorly educated ass? What does that make the one whose wife hugged the queen and who bows to foreign monarchs?
Wow, you know what’s WAY WORSE than winking at the Queen? BOWING TO FOREIGN MONARCHS! I can’t believe that no one but me has pointed that out!
I guess it would have been better had he hugged her?
Or, you could give her an i-Pod with all you teleprompted speeches on it…
Oh, yeah, that was that Kenyan Wetback Squatter, wasn’t it? Sorry.
I’m sure we can get this pulled rather easily you racist pr!ck.
Wow, a joke at president Bush’s expense after he’s been out of office for almost 2 years? Gee how relevant… Oh…and brave. Good job.
….2 years? Um…yeah…sure.
Paul keating, who used to be the prime minster of Australia, actually grabbed the queen’s ass once. In public.
But all of australia’s like that anyway.
careful cheezburger network…your liberal bias is showing…
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