Using left brow as a lookout, right brow tries to make a run for it.
(C. Everett Koop)
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Ordinal me. Maybe even Rando will >:)
The main function of the eyebrow is to prevent moisture, mostly salty sweat and rain, from flowing into the eye. The typical curved shape of the eyebrow (with a slant on the side) and the direction in which eyebrow hairs are pointed, make sure that moisture has a tendency to flow sideways around the eyes, along the side of the head and along the nose. The slightly protruding brow ridges of modern humans could also still play a supporting role in this process, in this way it helps them make expressions.[citation needed] Together with the brow ridges, the eyebrows also shade the eyes from sunlight. Eyebrows also prevent debris such as dandruff and other small objects from falling into the eyes, as well as providing a more sensitive sense for detecting objects being near the eye, like small insects.
Uh, well there has already been one, but I can do requests.
Dr. Charles Everett Koop (born October 14, 1916) is an American pediatric surgeon and public health administrator. He was a vice admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, and served as thirteenth Surgeon General of the United States under President Ronald Reagan from 1982 to 1989.
There. Keeping it short this time.
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‘Scots, wha hae wi’ Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome tae yer gory bed,
Or tæ Victory.
‘Now’s the day, and now’s the hour:
See the front o’ battle lour,
See approach proud Edward’s power –
Chains and Slavery.
‘Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha will fill a coward’s grave?
Wha sæ base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee.
‘Wha, for Scotland’s king and law,
Freedom’s sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand, or Freeman fa’,
Let him follow me.
‘By Oppression’s woes and pains,
By your sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free.
‘Lay the proud usurpers low,
Tyrants fall in every foe,
Liberty’s in every blow! –
Let us do or dee.
You’ll have had your tea..
I’M NOT FROM EDINBURGH!
My God, the Scottish can’t spell to save their lives!
FAIL. The song was written in Scots, not English. They’re 2 separate, if related and similar, languages.
wha’s like us…
I was kidding!
Looks like we’ll have to devise a universal symbol that means “Attention! This is a joke! It may look like I’m serious, but it is only a joke. Carry on.”
I propose, something like; ƒucktard.
I like it, how did you make the eff?
I’m English, with Scottish and Norwegian ancestors – what does that make me??
btw – I love ‘To a Mouse’ – as near to perfect as poetry can get IMO
I think this makes you Scenglegian.
We had to learn that poem off by heart in primary school and recite it on Burns day. Damn beastie.
“Wee, sleekit, cow’rin’, tim’rous beastie . . ”
Scenglegian – hmmmm, I always knew I was special!
Talking of eyebrows and Scottishness… (click)
Cursed reply button fail.
The reply button is borked. I swear I hit reply on my last post, and it’s down there anyways. *sulks*
Has anyone noticed that when Paws starts drinking he thinks he’s the Scottish Billy Mays?
But does Paws think she’s a bloke?
Is Paws a she? I thought she was a he… Paws! Come here and drop your pants, we have questions we need answered!
With Scots it’s often quite difficult to tell.
Well, if the kilt is knee length or shorter it’s a man, if it’s to the ankles it’s a woman. I think.
Good point – but I was also thinking of this (clicky)
You know, that is not a picture I needed to see at 5:30 in the morning.
Sorry. I didn’t know there WAS a 5.30 in the morning! Are you still up or just got up?
After being sick last week my sleeping habits are on crack. And possibly acid. I went to bed at 8pm, got up at 1am, and I’m probably going back to bed soon. Luckily I don’t have work till 5pm.
Not all of us are quite as bad as subo
not quite right… a woman’s kilted skirt (it’s not called a kilt) should hit just below the knee. a skirt to the ankle is not classified as a kilted skirt, it’s just a skirt in tartan print. a man’s kilt should hit the middle of his kneecap, no higher.
and those skanky hot topic girls wearing miniskirt “kilts” aren’t wearing kilts… those are cotton poly blend monstrosities printed in a tartan pattern.
/highland wear know-it-all.
Have a virtual single malt on me then.
mmmmm…. Jameson’s…..
*pleh* not Jameson’s that’s Irish whiskey
Here have a good scotch whisky instead
mmm… Glenlivet Nadurra *hic*
mmm, yummy!
thanks!
*chugs Jack*
Oh wait, you have other whiskeys?
I’m still going to gawk at the skanky hot topic girls….
Sorry.
that’s ok… but at least you KNOW they’re not wearing a kilt. and that they’re skanky.
I never thought of those as kilts, more as catholic school skirts made severely to short. That’s what I thought the idea behind them was.
Definiely male, oh and at work, so still sober.
Oops. My bad. *runs away and hides*
Oh, Paws is most definitely a bloke. *whistles innocently* Not that I have any intimate knowledge.
If you can smeeelllll!!! What Colonel Sanders…. is cookin!
This was the first lol with out food for days. I saw no food. Nobody else mentioned food but YOU YOU had to mention KFC. That is cruel. Don’t you know it is lent.
Yes, lent, everybody else can go on a liquid diet until I get this dam bandage off my mouth. I want to chew.
Yes, lent. And poor clueless with chewing issues. For the sake of decency and sympathy we should avoid talking about such things as roast pork with crackling, crispy duck and pancakes, bacon (particularly succulent smoked back bacon), crown of lamb with mint sauce and roast potatoes. Just have a bit of diplomacy, people!
You skunk
Frappes and smoothies being sent your way, oh poor clueless. And sympathy, too!
Smoothies and syp=mpathy from me too!!
Tell me when you’re well again and I’ll bake you a pie.
reply button fail and spelling fail!!!
clueless, hope you’re well soon!
Thanks this is getting old fast. Stitches come out on Monday. I should be able to advance to soft food then. The other problem is not being able to pick something up off of the floor. Do you have any idea how many times a day you mindlessly pick up something from the floor?
I have two kids. Approximately 7500 times per day.
I have 5 kids. Do the math.
*puts on glasses and pulls calculator out of pocket*
If it only takes you 1 second each time you pick something up that’s 5 hours, 12 minutes, and 30 seconds of picking things up each day!
I would estimate it takes closer to 3 seconds actually, one to bend down, one to grab whatever you’re picking up and one to stand up again. Then you have to factor in putting away whatever you just picked up.
Seems to me 3 seconds is terribly inefficient, we’ll have to arrange a committee to look into how he can eliminate wasted movements and cut down to 1.3 seconds per “picking up.” Putting away is an entirely different matter.
Yes, but how will we decide who goes on this committee? I mean we are going to need the best minds in efficiency and time management but we’re on a budget so we can’t afford them…We need to form a group to decide who should be on the committee.
Let’s see. 5 times.. Damn. that’s too hard. *throws pen and paper across the room and picks up colouring book*
Stupid Justa and his stupid math.
Good thing I have 2 kids in Algeblah classes.
Isn’t algebra what a mermaid uses to keep her chichis contained?
*rimshot*
You guys still pick things up?
You need a grapper (long object with a squeeze ‘trigger’ at one end and a ‘claw’ at the other). That’s what my friend used when she had hip surgery. Here they sell them at places like Target and corner drugstores. Mine doesn’t seem to fit into the slot in the front of my computer or I’d lend it to you.
Have you tried uploading it into a thumb drive?
I gave this a Full Abe because it is silly and fun and will not generate a hundred elebenty troll comments!!!
I agree. This one was actually pretty clever. Not LOL funny, but worth a smile.
Ha that is what you thought. VNV mentioned food. There was no need to mention food.
(runs away crying and gets salty tears in her bandage so has to take more pain meds. Peace guys)
Out of curiosity, what was the surgery for? *offers oreo milk shake for answers*
Skin cancer on my upper lip. The worst part is that this is the second cancer in less than a year. I lost my whole summer treating thyroid cancer.
*sends smoothies with extra vitamins D and E–plus berries*
Lots’a love and prayers going out for you.
If he’d had a handlebar moustache he’d have been SEXY SEXY!!!!
Gots` them lefts and rights mixed up, silly lol author.
*faces Hurr and ponders his eyebrow placement*
You’re left eyebrow is definitely on the right side, lemme fix that for you.
*rips off Hurr’s eyebrows and switches them*
*Hurr’s eyebrows fall to the floor*
oops…gotta go