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I’ve seen this on a truck here in town. He also has ‘Git-R-Done’ across the visor.
*headdesk*
Probably a Confederate flag somewhere on that truck too. Or a Calvin peeing.
I just saw this on a truck yesterday! I am so glad that more people are wising up to the liberal threat to our once great nation. It can be great again if we oust them!
Yup, it’s true. You’re an idiot.
I wouldn’t really classify idiots in such a negative light.. at least idiots don’t know they’re evil. Mewho’s more of a wanker…
*repeated headdesk*
I would think to advocate hate crimes would be illegal.
It’s Belgian Flag!!!!!!!!! Elebenty…..
Belgian? What planet are you on?
It’s an inside joke.
But if you hold the joke sideways, it is German!
Not really THAT inside…. it’s more of a running regular joke.
True, but Boredom isn’t a regular. More of an annoyance.
Incidentally, did you know Einstein was a socialist?
No, he’s an Israeli soldier.
No Hitler was an Israelis soldier, Einstein only ate atoms…. or was it Adams?
Not in America, sadly.
Though let’s see if anyone would find this amusing, if it were a license to “hunt” Jews, Gays, Muslims, Women, Etc.
Oh I’m sure some people still would find it amusing.
Well I LOVE hunting me some women (well when I was single)… I was a wolf on the prowl!!! AAAA-RRRRROOOOOOOO!!!
a scary thought….
Two comments:
1. Being liberal is a choice, the other things listed are not.
2. I bet the guy who has the sticker would find it amusing.
Oh so conservatives are now anit-semetic, anti-muslim, anti-women, anti-gay….. WOW project a stereotype much?!?!?!
We just work with what the conservatives provide.
**sigh** Dhoti, oh Dhoti, he’s all yours, I just don’t have the energy to deal with a wanker like this.
Sorry man, I’m still stuck on the big beautiful boobies downthread…
DWN: Has a toy chest you can play with… alright?!?!?
O.o What are you doing to DWN chest? ……and can I join?
Wait, what? *scrolls down frantically*
Wait….whut? Where??
That’s not fair. If you’re gonna rip on the conservatives, that’s fine, but at least keep if factual.
Oh please, next you’ll want to wait to pass any legislation until they provide bi-partisan support…. Democrats often create these rules for themselves just to realize that the other side could care less about facts or fairness. It’s like a boxer extending a kind hand as a gentlemanly and sportsmanlike gesture, then he leaves himself wide open to get knocked in the chin.
(Hush, man, we can talk about them when they’re not around. We got an image to maintain.)
*hides quietly in the corner with a Conservative Hunting License joke brewing*
We have to maintain our righteous indignation. We can laugh at them later.
Why do I have the feeling you guys are going to be shooting us with tranquilizer darts and tagging us for tracking?
*puts tranqulizer gun away and steps in front of expensive tracking equipment*
I have no idea what you are talking about…
*sigh*
Ok, but I have a nickel allergy — what are those tags made out of, anyway?
You’re allergic to Nickelback? Well, I think most of us are…oh you said nickel.
NICKELBACK SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.
Poor donkey. I hear he’s allergic to Nickleback too.
Actually, hunting them might not be the worst idea. The current strategy of giving the inbred knuckle-draggers enough rope to hang themselves is working beautifully, but not fast enough.
Well, PK ate my thoughtful, well-reasoned response to this comment, so let me just summarize:
Bite me.
How about just a nipple? Er… nibble.
The Dems are too busy butchering unborn babies and sodomizing each other to go hunting anything but victims.
A year late and you are a blatant troll.
Good day to you!
And with that which you invent to fuel your deceptions.
Let’s be fair, here:
(a) The stereotype Homer is working with is not conservatives per se, but conservatives who would own such a sticker.
(b) The stereotype is no worse than the sticker, and Homer doesn’t appear to have a problem with the sticker, based off his first comment.
Yeah… actually…
ummm, no.
you can choose your religion, so you can choose to be jewish or muslim. also, i do believe there is a whole section of society who is choosing which gender they would like to be… so yes, you could choose to be a woman. so you’re wrong.
And no conservatives belong to labor unions…
*boggle*
Not allowed to. They check IDs, and if it says Conservative I beleive you end up in a river sleeping with the fishes….. or under the new stadium being built, just ask Jimmy Hoffa (yeah he was a Republican!!)
isn’t being muslim a choice, seeing as it is a religion. undoubtedly a bigger choice but still.
oh wait should have read 1 post farther >.>
Being liberal is not a choice! We’re born this way!
We’re all born liberal. Some of us just outgrow it.
*bwahahahahahaha*
Win!
In the interest of being nice, I’m gonna refrain from responding to that.
Well, when you pitch me a nice, fat one like that, you can’t blame me for taking a swing at it. No offense intended.
(In either case, I’m sure wicket will be by soon to get on my case. He’s apparently started thread-stalking me again.)
None taken. It’s not the first time I’ve heard that joke either. Trust me when I say my response last time wasn’t…well, very compassionate liberal of me.
Listen dimwit, if you don’t like me pointing out your ignorance then don’t try and bait me into replying.
Some of us wee born conservative, but grew up to have a heart.
I guess “having a heart” is liberal double-speak for “taking hard working people’s money and giving it to people who sit on their ass all day demanding that the government take care of them.”
Correction inline
DU said “We’re all born liberal. Some of us just turn greedy!”
Correction to correction:-
Dhoti said “We’re all born liberal. Some of us just turn greedy!”
Apologies DU; It’s still early here.
PWNED
Scientist have proven that children have the “greatest mind on Earth in the process of solving major philosophical questions with a brain that is smarter, faster, and busier than any adult’s”…”They think, draw conclusions, make predictions, look for explanations, and even do experiments. In fact, scientists are successful precisely because they emulate what children do naturally.” What happens when they learn about politics…who knows. I’m not claiming all liberals are right and all conservatives are wrong, but the very definition of the words hint at progress vs stagnation.
and yes, i did [link] to the article. It’s not political in any way, that was all of my own flavor.
Progress in the wrong direction maybe…
And there is a reason we are called the RIGHT!
I’m beginning to suspect you may be a bit of a troll. HOW, I got another one for you! Careful with it, Andy looks like he wants breakfast.
On it.
*decapitates mewho troll with a machete*
This is the best way to keep the head intact for Andy. With the M-14 he’d be digging shell fragments out of the brain the whole time.
Dude? really? Really? REALLY? A) That joke is way too old. B) It’s only mildly funny if a regular uses it (all other times it just well f-ing stupid). C) Don’t make conservatives look bad by talking, just go sit in the corner and look pretty.
The terms Right and Left refer to political affiliations which originated early in the French Revolutionary era of 1789-1796, and referred originally to the seating arrangements in the various legislative bodies of France. The aristocracy sat on the right of the Speaker (traditionally the seat of honor) and the commoners sat on the Left, hence the terms Right-wing politics and Left-wing politics.
Originally, the defining point on the ideological spectrum was the ancien régime (“old order”). “The Right” thus implied support for aristocratic or royal interests, and the church, while “The Left” implied support for republicanism, secularism and civil liberties.[2] Because the political franchise at the start of the revolution was relatively narrow, the original “Left” represented mainly the interests of the bourgeoisie, the rising capitalist class. At that time, support for laissez-faire capitalism and Free markets were counted as being on the left; today in most Western countries these views would be characterized as being on the Right.
As the franchise expanded over the next several years, it became clear that there was something to the left of that original “Left”: the precursors of socialism and communism, advocating the interests of workers and peasants.
Don’t feed it with facts, just beat it with a hammer.
No worries, I’ve already removed its head. But, as we all know, trolls can go on living with out their heads for a long time. It’s as though they weren’t using their heads to begin with.
So, you’re arguing in favor of abortion?
1. Only being a woman is not a choice, and with modern medicine that too becomes debatable.
2. Of course he did… or maybe he’s a sticker masochist?
So, you chose to be attracted to the people you’re attracted to?
I hear Apple sells this new thing called iSexuality.
*sigh* If only it were illegal to redefine “hate crime”… Liberalism is not a race, religion, national origin, perceived gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, or disability (heh).
Oh, so it is only a hate crime if it is agains one of those groups? With any other group it is ok then?
The only thing worse than your ignorance is your arrogance.
Holy crap, ILPB absolutely nailed this thread.
I’m psycho, I mean psychic….
wow, I think you are sickic. Oh wait, I mean psychic.
Yes, yes, I know, I’m a horrible person for expecting you to know the meanings of the words you’re using.
How could you Dhoti!
True but… It does specifically state at least two homosexual events to shoot people at. So yea, it counts as advocating hate crime.
DWN: To help fullfill my self fullfilling prophesy below; There are liberals who aren’t gay at such events. A little lesson on hunting… you need to go where the prey is. For instance if you were hunting Conservatives you’d check out churches, banks, Chuck Norris movies, etc…. Since the chances a liberal would be at said events is about 100%, then you’d find liberals. It’s like hunting a deer at a watering hole. So by telling someone where there’s a good chance to bag themselves a liberal, it’s a hate crime?
It would be encouraging a terrorist act at a gay event… If you talked about hunting accountants at a Jewish temple, it would still be a hate crime, right?
No way….. you also forgot hunting lawyers there as well.
Hey don’t forget the doctors and the dentists
About hunting liberals at these events, isn’t that like shooting ducks on the water? You know, unsporting
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Unsporting, yes, but sure to get one? MOST DEFINITELY!!!
You play video games on easy mode don’t you?
I just went on a little search of definitions of hate crime. The only one that specifically mentioned political affiliation was Wikipedia, but a few said that committing crimes against someone based solely on a group they belong to can be classified as a hate crime. Depending on where you are (because the laws change state to state), hunting liberals could very well be classified as a hate crime. Although there are probably a couple states where hunting liberals not only wouldn’t be a hate crime, but is probably legal.
Technically targeting a specific event to attack people could be considered a terrorist act too…
No no it is only a “terrorist” act if it is committed by an islamic fundie.
Wouldn’t that be a “man made disaster”
SO TRUE! Another example of liberal political correctness. That is what is killing our country more than anything!
Yeah b/c OK City bombing was deemed a “man made disaster”….
Some people need to take some Ginko for their memories.
Actually I think at first when it was assumed that Muslim Extremists were responsible it was a terrorist act, but once it was ound out to be a corn fed Middle American White boy it turned into a Civil Dispute…… (note sarcasm).
Noted. (and chuckling)
Ginkgo will make my boobies bigger?
Oh, wait. You said “memories”, not “mammaries”….
If it helps, memories make your mammaries bigger, and perkier.
Once when helping a friend report a threat to his safety, the officer referred to it as a terrorist act. Also remember Tim McVeigh, real homegrown terrorist, and a christian as well.
Yes, because it’s important to the story that he was a “christian”…
It is, if people believe that only foreign and/or Muslims are terrorists. Which some people do. They tend to forget about Mr. McVeigh and that he was a homegrown, non-Muslim, bona-fide TERRORIST.
Hmmm.. To clarify, I should say that people equate Muslims with terrorist. They shouldn’t. They should realise that ANYONE can be a terrorist regardless of religious affiliation.
He only purported to be a Christian. A true Christian would not have done something like this.
Nor would a true Christian oppose attempts to get healthcare to people who need it, rather than only those rich enough to afford to pay for it.
Seems a lot of Christians forget the whole love thy neighbor and that golden rule deal.
and likely considered a sport with its own channel.
ESPN 9.. the Neuf
Oh, there are some who think it’s a disability….
Your an idiot. It’s called the first amendment,
YOU’RE the idiot who can’t find a dictionary to help you with YOUR improper word useage.
…speaking of improper word USAGE…
Actually, I believe that would just be called a typo.
You are even more of an idiot though, if you think that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” in some way permits the spreading of hatred against an identifiable group. In fact, if you check your history, I think you’ll find that you’ve actually fought wars to stop state-sponsored hate crimes.
To Dee: There is this thing we call The First Amendment…
I reckon the poster is funnier than the lol, but maybe that’s my moronic sense of humour.
Hey wait!?!?!? I’m an oxymoron… I’m oxy and a moron….
*pulls Rush Limbaugh away from ILPB*
Rush, he said he’s Oxy not oxycontin.
*snerk*
Oxy Clean?!?
THAT’S what will wash us all durty socialists!!!
NO that’s Capitialism……. *starts music* Wash that blue right out of your ideals, we’re gonna wash that blue right out of your ideals…… NOW with even more Durty Socialist fighting power, see right here on the box, GREED!
Yes, but does it have rampant consumerism added for that extra blue-fighting power?
*tries washing with Capitalism*
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! IT BURNS1!!!!1!1!!!!
OMG! What were you thinking!! Apply this Communist Compress immediately!!
Oh thank goodness. Can I have a bedtime story? Something from the Manifesto possibly? *falls asleep*
*tucks Rando in*
Here you go:
“No sooner is the exploitation of the labourer by the manufacturer, so far, at an end, that he receives his wages in cash, than he is set upon by the other portions of the bourgeoisie, the landlord, the shopkeeper, the pawnbroker, etc.
The lower strata of the middle class — the small tradespeople, shopkeepers, and retired tradesmen generally, the handicraftsmen and peasants — all these sink gradually into the proletariat, partly because their diminutive capital does not suffice for the scale on which Modern Industry is carried on, and is swamped in the competition with the large capitalists, partly because their specialised skill is rendered worthless by new methods of production. Thus the proletariat is recruited from all classes of the population.”
**sneaks in tabacco exec testimony** And why would we kill our consumer. It’s not in our best interest. Joe Camel, Marlboro Man are not icons for today’s teenagers, but just ads. We’re not trying to project that only cool people smoke, and it’s cool to smoke. We’re trying to expand our consumer base. We’re making it healthier, and better for people, so as not to destroy our consumer base.
*squirts ILPB with Socialist Lotion*
You stop that!! He’s traumatized enough already.
I’ve bathed in Capitalism since birth, I’m immune to your puny Socialism……..
A free market is a market without economic intervention and regulation by government except to regulate against force or fraud. This is the contemporary use of the terminology used by economists and in popular culture; the term has had other uses historically. A free market economy is an economy where all markets within in it are free. This requires protection of property rights, but no regulation, no subsidization, no government-imposed monopolistic monetary system, and no governmental monopolies. It is the opposite of a controlled market, where the government regulates how the means of production, goods, and services are used, priced, or distributed.
The theory holds that within the ideal free market, property rights are voluntarily exchanged at a price arranged solely by the mutual consent of sellers and buyers. By definition, buyers and sellers do not coerce each other, in the sense that they obtain each other’s property rights without the use of physical force, threat of physical force, or fraud, nor are they coerced by a third party (such as by government via transfer payments) and they engage in trade simply because they both consent and believe that what they are getting is worth more than or as much as what they give up. Price is the result of buying and selling decisions en masse as described by the theory of supply and demand.
Free markets contrast sharply with controlled markets or regulated markets, in which governments directly or indirectly regulate prices or supplies, which according to free market theory causes markets to be less efficient. Where government intervention exists, the market is a mixed economy.
In the marketplace the price of a good or service helps communicate consumer demand to producers and thus directs the allocation of resources toward consumer, as well as investor, satisfaction. In a free market, price is a result of a plethora of voluntary transactions, rather than political decree as in a controlled market. Through free competition between vendors for the provision of products and services, prices tend to decrease, and quality tends to increase
HA! I’m not going to read that! I know it’ll make my eyes bleed! Pppbbbtthhh.
Teal deer teal deer!
And just for good measure… Trickle Down Economics!!!!!! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
If I wanted to hear a fairytale, ILPB, I would’ve asked for one.
*mutters in sleep* capitalist pigs *snores*
*puts shaving cream in Rando’s hand, tickles his nose, and runs off giggling*
*waits for Wicket to fall asleep and puts his hand in warm water*
See here **points to warning label** Do NOT use if socialism is already infected into the blood stream. If used in this case please see a free Health Care specialist, and remember to vote Democrat in 2010.
Rando wait there I’ll call House he might be able to save you…
There are no free Health Care specialists! AGH! Its burning again!! Make it stop!
But ‘it’s not Lupus’.
It’s never lupus.
I wonder if I can score some Vic0din off of him.
I ate it all.
*shakes Charro to see if any V!cod!n falls out* Dang!! Late again!
Heeeee… Whut?
*dumps welfare and nanny statism on Rando*
Oh good, with all these capitalism burns, I’m gonna have to leech off the government until I’m all better. It should only take a few years.
Well thank god those hard working Capitalists are paying all those taxes to take care of you. Will you start selling drugs and driving around in an Escalade with spinners, too?
Hey wait I don’t want my taxes going to Rando’s health care!!!! However I don’t mind paying for any lady who wants breast augmentation….
Sizeist!!!11!!
I’ll send you the bill, then. Thanks!
That’s just sick.
Not the paying for the boob job part, just encouraging them. You’re a sick man.
Don’t be ridiculous. I’m too lazy to sell drugs. I just plan to live off the government.
But what about the Cadillac?!
Too gas guzzling. My liberal pride prevents me from driving one of those. Maybe an Escape Hybrid.
Yeah… the poster is at least trying to be funny… whoever captioned it doesn’t know the difference between a funny-picture-site and self-righteous-borons-site.
What if it were chlorines, instead?
Or Jedi, they were almost wiped out b/c of intolerance, think of the poor Jedi!!!
I just pictured Darth Vader on a Jedi hunting trip wearing orange and holding a hunting rifle.
Did his dog have a orange vest as well? Did Chen errr I mean the Emperor join him?
I’m pretty sure Vader doesn’t want to get shot in the face either.
Vader don’t need no rifle. He sees his target, raises his hand, and force chokes it from 200 yards.
He may not need a rifle but he does need a tray:
{http://www.deathstarcanteen.com/}
And clicky my name.
Thanks HOW. I just spent the last half hour watching Izzard clips on youtube.
You’re welcome! Worth every minute, eh?
Did you know Hitler was a vegetarian? and a painter?
Always fun.
If you’ve never seen elephants on skis you’ve never been on acid.
It should also be noted that Hitler obviously never played Risk as a child.
This one is wet, and this one is wet, and this one is wet, and this one is wet…..did you dry these in a rain forest?
Give me penne a la arabiata or you shall die. And you, and everyone in this canteen! Death by tray it shall be!
The rifle is to be more sporting. Force choke is something he saves for work. When he’s out Jedi hunting, he likes to make it more fun.
Excuse me if I don’t find the threatening of opponents — especially ones who actually do believe in freedom — funny in the least.
Serious troll is serious.
You are? Good for you.
Well THAT was clever. This battle of wits is over!
I’m Rubber You’re Glue Troll works wonders… Just as sensational as I Know You Are But What Am I Troll….
BoredomCorner are Serious Cat. This is serious thread.
Ok this is how this flame war will go (how do I know, check back about 6 months ago this was up before).
1. It’s proposing hate crimes!!!!
2. No it’s not, b/c there are non-gay liberals at gay pride parades and lesbien rallies
1. But violence against anyone isn’t funny!!!!
2. Sure it is, how about those “My son beat up your honor roll son!!”
1. Those aren’t funny either, where has there ever been a liberal bumber sticker that promotes violence.
2. Haven’t you seen any of those anti Bush signs and stickers…. here’s a link….
1. What link?
2. Damn it the link didn’t work.
2. Try this one….. (insert link)
1. Non of those talk to hate crime violence they are simply trying to protest.
2. Oh I see when it’s liberals it’s protesting, when it’s conservatives it’s “aborhent”… hypocrit
1. It’s hypocrite, learn to spell dumb a$$… and our’s don’t suggest violence on a group of people.
2. Oh so violence on one person is ok….. I see how it goes a$$ hat.
There’s more but really, we’ve had this discussion before… parts of the sticker are funny, parts can be taken out of “context” (I think that’s what Biden and Reid are saying today), but bottom line it’s Fastfood, WTF?!?!!? Isn’t him calling that “moron humor” kind of ironic? Yeah a little too ironic..
*Riiiing! Riiing*
“Hello?”
“Hi, is this Kettle?”
“Yes.”
“Hi, Kettle. This is Pot. You’re black!” *CLICK*
Racist!!!!!!!
Racist-ist!
What do you have against people who are against Racism?!?!?! HMMM?!?!?!?
No no no. He’s saying you’re against racists. Your intolerance towards intolerance is intolerable.
Inconceivable!!!!
You mean it’s been neutered?
**looks down** nope not neutered wife has them on the shelf.
In Al Gore’s lock box?
*starts singing*
“Detachable pen!s, Detachable pen1s…”
“I woke up this morning, and my pen1s was gone. It happens sometimes…”
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
YOU KILLED MY FATHER! Prepare to Die!
Stop saying that!
YOU KILLED MY JOKE! Prepare to Die!
N-no I didn’t! It’s in the script! IT’S IN THE SCRIPT!
*flees*
Redazrael is right. That’s what the six-fingered man says to him. Please feel free to resume your joke at your convenience.
YOU KILLED RANDO! Prepare to Die!
Apparently no one ever heard the phrase “pot calling the kettle black” (which dates back to when pots and kettles were cooked over fired and got covered with soot.
Also, the exact phrasing here was used on the show Friends, which tended to appeal more to liberals than conservatives.
I know what it meant. However the standard response to anyone calling anyone black is to call that person Racist!!!! JEBUS CREBUS!!! Diss, Rando, Charro, anyone got a PK User’s Guide here, anyone, anyone?!?!? Please?
So no one told you life was going to be this way?
Murdererrrrr!
If a troll can’t get funny/irony/(insert alternate choice here) for itself, then will it get the User’s Guide??
One more thing: The phrase originated when both kettles and pots were made of cast Iron, which is black, NOT b/c of the soot.
just to split hairs here — pots were typically made of tin, copper, or cast iron, and depending on which one, they could either be nestled into the coals with more coals heaped on top, perched next to the embers on a bed of ashes, or hung off a hook over the embers or flames. kettles were typically made of tin, copper, or zinc coated copper and were usually hung over the embers or occassionally sat on a plate that would fold down from the side of the fireplace (in fancier kitchens)….. and they all turned black from the soot & overheating
what was normally made from cast iron was skillets, ovens, baking pans and various accoutrements such as hooks, tripods, spits, racks, grills, etc
So, what you’re saying is pots were cast iron black and kettles were soot black? Those are two completely different colors of black and everyone knows you can’t mix to different blacks. It just looks tacky. *said while wearing patent leather black shoes, midnight black slacks and a pitch black shirt*
Okay, DU, you’ve broken several fashion laws there. I’m going to have to confiscate all your clothes. Off with ‘em!
Hey at least there wasn’t Navy involved…
What does the U.S. Nave have to do with DU being nekkid??
HOW, there is no U.S. Nave due to the separation of church and state.
{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nave}
*snicker*
Will I have to let my membership in AA (Architecture Anonymous) apse? {http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apse}
Yeah, I saw my typo and the Art History major in me was looking forward to some good comments.
D’oh!! And what does the U.S. Navy have to do with it too??!!
The color navy…. you know dark blue…. I HATE when people wear black with navy….. However a nice matching black shoe and suit, looks FAB-U-LOUS!!!
Know what you mean. Hate that too. I hate it when people wear brown shoes with black pants. ARRGGG!
I was making fun of your unnecessary capitalization of navy.
Navy is a proper name of a color. It’s not a primary color… so there.. :-p
So it’s “I threw the Red ball at the wall.”??
I threw the Crimson Red ball at the wall.
Thanks for getting that over with so we don’t have to mess with the entire argument! Like the Cliffs Notes version. ;-P
That’s funny. LOL
I am rather fond of this post. Congrats for making me crack a smile, those have been hard to conjure lately.
If person #2 were more educated, they’d point out that #1 should’ve said “ours” instead of “our’s”.
But yeah, as much as it might shock you, I’m in agreement with you, Dhoti, et al. that this is much ado about nothing. No, the “permit” isn’t really that funny, but it’s funnier than the “LOL” being made about it. No one should take this seriously, because liberals aren’t really that persecuted (compared to blacks or homosexuals, for example). Sure, one can find examples of it, but the same can be said for conservatives. Any liberal who is offended by the “permit” is far too thin-skinned.
“Any liberal who is offended by the ‘permit’ is far too thin-skinned.”
Right, because it’s just “thin skin” when I’m offended by someone talking about murdering people because of their political affiliation. I guess we *are* too thin-skinned, though – I mean, none of us survive separatist militia attacks or abortion clinic bombings…
PSSST Nebs is kind of a liberal………
Yes. If you’re seriously thinking this is about murdering any people, then I hope you never watch shows like The Colbert Report.
*applauds*
I find it amusing that after you posted (so says the time stamp) this the first part then proceeded to happen exactly as you said it would in the threads above this.
But the 8000th variation of “Bush is a poo-poo head!” is still comedy gold, right?
Actually, Bush is a poo-poo head is kinda funny.
Especially when it’s a photoshopped pic of a poopy baby with Bush’s head on it!
Or Bush’s head in the diaper. Excruciatingly funny! Many LOLs!
I loled. Damn, my lip still hurts and you made me laugh ouch!
Ummm… I think it’s quite obvious they don’t think the permit is funny. Did you read the caption?
Quite obvious indeed.
Indubitably.
Here’s how my Conservative hunting permit reads:
“To the holder hereof: call Dick Cheney. We all know that he can get away with shooting anybody he wants.”
I carry it proudly.
Well, you make sh!tty lols, and you’re not funny — I’m glad you have something to be proud of. Even if it you did have to plagiarize someone else’s work to get it.
Next time you see EWAdams, tell him he sucks too.
I don’t know you, but I dislike you intensely. I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt on your other posts and try to see things from your point of view, but this made me realize it’s a waste of time to try and understand a childish jerk.
EWAdams Sock or Disciple?
Holy crap, EW’s got a cult now?
Unfortunately. And they all make preachy lolames.
Yeah, there are more and more popping up and both sides of the fence. It’s not just EWAdams/IrishGirl/fastfood who make the hardcore liberal captions. The conservatives tend to bunch together too and are all friends and stuff.
I actually saw in the voting yesterday a caption from a birther. I mean seriously? Aren’t we past that?
NO BECAUSE NO ONE HAS ACTUALLY SEEN THE PAPER
ALSO STEEL DOESN’T MELT
Thermite! There’s thermite in the troofers cookies!
Tastes….rusty.
*has horrifying mental image of Rusty Venture*
I thought the paper was forged, something about a missing Pinapple seal..
However Ice Cream does melt and that’s what they made the rivets out of.. it was a conspiracy all the way back to the 1960′s when they started design…
OBAMA FORGED HIS HAWAII BIRF CIERTIFIKAT IN FOTOCHOP. THIS ONE I MADE, ER, HAVE THATS RITTEN IN ORANJE CRAYON IS TEH REEL ONE!!!! HE’S FROM KENYA!!! THAT’S IN SOUTH AMERICA!!! HE’S A FRAUD!!!!!
I got flammed for my birther comixed LOL. *link*
Wow, there are some dumb people over there. Pass the brain bleach.
Wow, Wow, they really did a number on you. It’s okay, it’s happened to the best of us. FWIW, I thought your comixed was really funny.
Nice. Very funny comixed, Cpt.
I commented on it, in my timely fashion.
I didn’t see any comments from you. Just Nebton. *raised eyebrow*
It got moderated. I think it was my use of the word “timely”.
It’s been un-moderated.
Aw, you SUCK! I was gonna approve your timely message just for irony’s sake!
Well.. Approve it!
You already approved it! Now it would just seem redundant.
*giggles* I like the bit where Again, the woman-hating gay troll defends your lol. I kinda want to tell him that a chick made it and see if he back pedals his support.
Yeah, that was a little alarming. If Again is defending me on anything, I think I’m usually gonna change my stance spontaneously.
Hey, you can’t blame them. In their desperation they turned to a man they didn’t understand. And who isn’t even remotely funny or enlightening. Like, despite being way up on that pedestal, he can’t even see the edges of funny or enlightening.
It was probably just a disciple, but I really hope it was a sock…
But conservatives need a licence to hunt, drive, fish, and most importantly think because they cant do that on their own. Rush and Rove and Foxnews ect. do that for them.
in my best borat accent, “yeah, very nice… great success”… in insulting an entire group of people that represent the majority of the nation I live in. Anyway, I’m not getting into a liberal/conservative debate, there are complete douche nozzles on both sides of the fence.
Conservatives make up the majority of America? Seriously? Or are you in another country that has a lot of conservatives?
Remember compared to Europe even our flaming tree hugging, gonja smoking, burkenstock wearing, dreadlock carrying, San Fransico living liberals are considered conservative.
Just a thought, not a Sermon!!!
Preach it Bro! Yes Sir! Uh HUH! YEAH! You tell em! /
Us Europeans arent THAT bad – we’re much worse!!
I went to Europe once. All the buildings were made of soy based hemp substitute, the trains ran on sunshine and the cars ran on moon beams. Everyone was gay and you could get super high just from breathing the air. It was the single greatest experience of my whole life.
. . . and if you listen very carefully, you can hear the haggis chattering away in the trees . . .
there are more conservatives here than you realize, we just aren’t as vocal or whiney as liberals….
oh i did see one of these that was issued september 11, 2001, which sited terrorist as the game to be hunted. would you have liked that one better?
Actually probably not… I’m thinking Rando woulda liked a Terrorist Hunting Permit prior to 9/11…..
Conservatives might make up a plurality of Americans, but most definitions would not make them the majority. As ILPB alludes to, it definitely depends on your reference point. If, for some reason, you want to use Europe as the litmus test, then perhaps the majority of Americans are conservatives. If you plan on using the entire world, however, well, the question is probably pretty meaningless, as it would be hard to compare ideologies across countries with very different worldviews (consider that of the world’s 6.7 billion people, about one third of them are either Chinese or Indian). What probably makes most sense is to use the US as a standard, in which case the average person is average, AKA a moderate, neither conservative nor liberal.
Who the hell invented the idea that we’re a “center right nation” anyways? Center right of ourselves? That ain’t possible. If center-right of Europe, why Europe? If center-right of the world, how do you even measure that?
I believe it was commonly thought that the US was a ‘liberal’ nation until the late 60s because most Americans polled on the left. It was Nixon who first termed, the “silent majority” which I assume is where the belief in a conservative majority comes from.
Even though I find the idea of us being liberal more palatable, I don’t find it any more logical. Liberal with respect to what? The past, maybe?
The argument up to the 60s was that Congress had been consistently Democrat for some time and that Democrats had an easier time winning the presidency because of this ‘bias’ in the electorate.
Perhaps liberal was not the correct word. Maybe Democrat. Nixon’s phrasing referred to the massive protesting on the left in the 60s”: presumably the ‘vocal minority’.
It is easy to think about the country being more liberal or conservative, but it is difficult to actually do, particularly since liberal and conservative mean different things over time and in different geographic regions.
No, I don’t like hunting.
Except for wild oreos.
I let other do the oreo hunting for me. I just buy them at the store. I can’t stand to watch them die.
I just catch (eat the cream filing) and release.
Like the bears in Alaska (Who can see Putin from their streams) that catch the fish and eat only the skin and fat. All those poor oreo carcasses laying around.
Sarah Palin likes to hunt Oreos from a helicopter.
With a straw and a glass of milk!
The glass of milk is semi-automatic.
Chocolate milk is illegal for hunting purposes. Damn liberals and their hunting restrictions.
I have a troll hunting permit and it’s always troll season here.
*kisses her RPG and fires at duh troll*
There, sealed with a kiss.
Can I get a cleanup on the Moron lolame?
I saw Zombieland for the first time last night, HOW. If you haven’t seen that one, there are plenty of fantastic troll hunting techniques to be learned from Woody Harrelson in that movie.
Thanks, Rando. I’m putting it on my Netflix queue ASAP. I’ve wanted to see that movie for ages.
It almost made my wife throw up, but it’s soooooo worth it.
Rando she is likely to throw up these days. Show some compassion. Have you been watching child birth videos yet?
I don’t need to. I’ve seen it 3 times already. O_O
When the baby starts to crown is the worst part.
Well, our babies have been pretty small, so that part tends to go pretty fast. It’s more like “she’s crowning okay she’s born.”
Oh! Rando! Stop! I don’t want to be further traumatised!!
*watches 2 girls, 1 cup*
Much better.
Did you watch that with Clinton?
You know it!
Everybody here must be Perez Hilton lovers.
I actually despise it.
Where the fvck did that come from?
Oh look a kitty!
Since you’re hear does that mean you love Perez Hilton, probably in the closet somewhere….
Yeah, but so far back he can see the lamp-post and smell the pine trees in Narnia!
Hilarious…I must be a moron. Much better than being a liberal though.
Quack.
Bark.
DERP!
Liberalism , Here is how it works… I belong to a number of groups in the real world outside of the computer sites and facepage crowd. One is a group for the better treatment of BBW’s ( Big Beautiful Women and in general people who are over weight). It has allways been ok to poke fun at the “fat kid” and there are people would don’t like it. Inside the group I am in the people are mostly Liberals, I am not (I believe you should earn your way, work hard and protect yourself and the ones you love but thats just me) there are a large number of women that are very open sexualy and one Lady and her boyfriend for 15+ years with a daughter of 13 years old. The 13 year old has a girlfriend of 22 (ok with mon and dad) and was running for miss gay teen in the “pride” parade here in san diego. every metting was taken up with how we were going to support this 13 year old girl and after winning how we were going to build her float for the parade ect. (please remember we are not a gay group were were a BBW group) My wife and I gave our support and helped build the float and even went ra ra when the float was done. Ladter I asked in our yahoo group posting if we were not going get back to the normal stuff we did and back to the BBW support and meeting vice the gay rights support group we were turning in too. Liberalism… I was called everything you could think of that was evil and hatefull. I was anti gay , anti equal rights, I was a hater, one woman said my “hate speach” made her want to shoot me at the next meeting and if she had a gun she would (this is the same woman who was strongly anti gun thank the gods) so as far as Liberals go , as long as you are for their cause you are ok if you don’t agree see above
sorry about the spelling and such I was typing this out first thing in the morning before work, I normaly only butcher the king’s english half as bad
The next morning
Yes it was well known thruout the group ( my wife and I found out about 2 days before I got flamba’ed for “hate speach” that yes the 13 year old and the 22 year old was Girlfriends in the “rolling in the sheets” kind of friends , (yes they had sex) I also found out about a week later it had been reported to CPS (we are in san diego calif) and CPS was not going to react to it do to the very large “pride” groups in town (gay) Yes it is a crime, the PC crowd ie:Liberal would not act because it was a group that supports Liberalism and PC actions. If this had be a man and a boy or man 13 year old girl he would nave been under the jail not in it but ….that gets away fromwhat I was getting to. What I was trying to point out and failing to do so was if you are for anything Liberalism supports you are ok if you are not, if you speek your mind and in the smallest was look like you are not supporting Liberalism you are evil , a hater, ect… and what you say can be turned in to a crime just for saying it (and it is not like yelling fire in a crowded building) free speach is just that. My dad said it best when someone got in his face in a airport and was in uniform (he was a 23 year US Marine) he told the “hater lol” “Son I don’t like what you have to say about me , the country or your beliefs but I have fought and some of my friends died so you could say them” I am now in the same place and say the same thing now
Yes. I am quite convinced you are an idiot.
Seconded.
Wow, I’ve seen porta-potties that were less full of sh!t than you are. 1. Learn to type. 2. I don’t believe a word you just typed.
And 3. Learn a language. Any language. English might be a good start.
Don’t force your languages on me… I prefer Spanglish… you know the language of Southern Texas, Soutern California, and Miami.
I go to hell now.
*in her best caring liberal voice* Now, now. We know what’s good for you so you best do it.
Help help I’m being opressed!!!
*sigh* No, you’re being REpressed. If you’re gonna quote Monty Python, at least do it correctly.
I purposfully misquoted, b/c I didn’t want the non-python believers to talk about using an iorn on me again.
Suuuuuuuuuuure.
Seriously…. I’ve said the wor repressed before and some num nutz asked about being re-ironed or something, and I really didn’t want to have to explain myself (like I am now)… MY GOD leave me alone….
Well maybe if you weren’t so wrinkly all the time people wouldn’t try to iron you! What do you do? Sleep in a heap on the floor?
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!
*stops handcuffing ILPB* Oh, so you don’t like it?
No please continue….. umm excuse me but that whip isn’t large enough…
That one’s just to lure you into a false sense of safety. *takes out bull whip* THIS one is for the realy fun!
I don’t know of a single state in which a 13 year old has consent rights… Sooooo, I do believe you are talking about a crime.
Am I the only person who caught this?!
Technically, it would depend on whether they were actually engaging in sex … I don’t think it would be illegal for them to consider themselves “girlfriends” but the 13 year old can’t consent to sex.
And also, ewwwww.
Still, I don’t think an adult can even go that far with a minor… I suppose it would depend on the statutes but I do believe you are the legal dictionary here, not me, so I will defer to your opinion on the matter.
I’m not entirely sure where they’d draw that line legally; also, like you, I suspect wherever it’s drawn it’s being crossed in that case. Hence the “ewww.”
Being from the same state as this Price person I can tell you that the line can be considered to be much farther back than full blown sex. The bigger the age difference the more that line moves back. (I’ve actually heard them attempt to prosecute a case where a minor took her shoes off in the car of an adult, shoes!) 22 to 13? Seriously? What is wrong with that woman? And what is wrong with those parents for allowing it?
I don’t believe a word of it.
I could only stand to read a couple of sentences of that before my eyes started to cross.
Did they whip out their boobies or not?
*kicks self in advance for saying this*
And were they Big Beautiful Boobies?
I’ll show myself out.
Leave the boobies.
2nded…
I believe fat people should earn their own way back to being thin and should work to earn their own respect. Stop taking handouts, chubbies, especially the cupcakes handouts.
I think Fat people aren’t fun to hunt, little to no stamina, and really hard to hide in small brush…… (note sarcasm)
And the zombies go for them first.
But the aliens will go for the skinny blonds first, or so I’ve read…on a bumper sticker.
Who cares? At that point the zombies have already turned me into lunch.
This is why it’s a good idea to be a thin brunette. You’re safe from zombies and aliens.
How about you fvck in the direction of off, and go eat a sandwich. Crotch cricket.
I like your generalisation that Liberals don’t believe that everyone should earn their own way, work hard or protect the ones they love.
No wonder you got kicked out of your group, you’re a hypocrite. Liberals hate hypocrisy.
I don’ believe one should earn his/her way, work hard and protect oneself and those one loves but that is just me.
I prefer to be left open to pillaging?
Yes, well you don’t encompass ALL liberals, you lazy slob. Go drink some government wine!
Pillaging!
*grabs her war-hammer*
Wait! Where did everyone go?
I’m not a pirate. I’m a preemptive salvage expert.
I don’t think anything in that incoherent mess was actually useful in any way.
awh, everybody’s picking on him…..
Don’t you see? If you want to be respected, you must first respect yourself. If you don’t like what the group wants to do, then change groups. Otherwise, learn how to tolerate them, or better yet learn how to tolerate yourself so you don’t need them.
And charro’s right, your implication that Liberals don’t work, earn, or protect the ones they love is about as true as saying that if all overweight people could just not eat so much they’d be “normal” again. Both are unfair things to say that have little to no basis in truth.
You know, after the first sentence I was going to (jokingly) accuse this of being an ILPB sock, but then I kept reading and realized that not only did this lack spelling, it also lacked grammar and punctuation. The coherence is minimal as well. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to ILPB for having even thought this could have remotely been him. I’m sorry.
It’s about as witty as your average anti-bush bumper sticker. But you jackass liberals can’t take it going the other way can you??? Just count how many stupid liberal stickers you see today, and compare it to how many stupid conservative stickers you see (if any) and you’ll start to see why I don’t respect your opinions.
**head desk** Sometimes I totally HATE being right……
Ya jack@ss… Why couldn’t you be right about a lottery ticket? Ugh, I am so irked at you right now. How could you fail me like this? I should take a nailboard to your backside…
Well it could be worse, I could be left…..
*beats you without mercy*
…
…….
Strangely I feel better, no wait… I don’t. *beats more*
Oh well, better luck next time. *tosses broken board and wanders off*
Did someone feel a soft breeze in here? I swear I just got a chill.
Touche’, you win this one, inability to touch people for realz internet… But next time!
Oh wait… Somebody replaced my nailboard with nerf.
Who was in my toy chest?
You have a toy chest… no wonder you don’t try and man handle the PK ladies…. **eyes spiciously**
Actually I have before, I just stopped since I am not here that often.
This entire thread through here just made my day.
I don’t really see that many stupid liberal stickers. Most of the one I see try to promote peace and coexisting and all that tree-huggin’ hippie stuff. Most of them aren’t trying to be clever that much. I haven’t seen that many anti-Bush stickers since he left office.
That being said, I’ve seen a number of stickers calling Obama a Muslim, or insulting the idea of gun control, or having a picture of Bush saying “Miss Me Yet?” or suggests electing Obama to be a mistake. Or many that have the “marriage is between a man and woman” and pro-life stickers. But you probably don’t think those are stupid.
You’re gonna think liberal stickers are stupid, and I’m gonna think conservative stickers are stupid. F’ing get over yourself.
Oh, and I’ve never seen a sticker that suggested killing conservatives, so no, we aren’t exactly fond of the liberal hunting permit sticker.
I live in a very liberal city (Charlottesville, VA), and most of the anti-Bush stickers I saw said simply “01-20-09″. (Well, during the first Bush term, the stickers tended towards “Has it been four years yet?”) We all knew what it meant. I suppose if you’re a conservative, you might find this “stupid”, but most of us did not. Stupid is definitely in the eye of the beholder, so if you’re a stupid conservative, everything we smart liberals say will naturally look stupid.
I also have never seen a bumper sticker that suggested killing conservatives, and during the presidential elections I take part in an online exchange with friends of the best and worst bumper stickers, so I’ve ‘seen’ ones from different parts of the country. This is actually the only one I ever remember seeing on either side that was suggesting violence.
Yeah, we’d never advocate hunting conservatives. We liberals are anti-gun!
You can bow hunt, cross bow hunt, knife hunt…. hunt using traps, etc…. your arguement is flawed…
Choices, choices, choices.
I forgot, where do you live again?
Neb, ILPB has guns. You’re going to want to rethink that.
Yeah but the gubberment took my ammo… something about hollow points not being legal, then another thing about lead tipped also being against some anti destroying everything in the body law…… MY GOD!!! All I have are my 12 gauge shotguns, and a bow can outrange those. Unless you hit the claymore………
Shotguns, huh? *makes note to hightail it to ILPB’s house when the Zombie Apocalypse hits*
Well Mr. I don’t believe in guns, What would you do in case of the Zombie apocalypse? That’s right lean on us gun toting conservatives…. Or even worse than the Zombie Apocalypse, what happens when Canada invades the US, and makes us watch Canadian Football, drink Canadian Beer, and change the constitution to say, We the People, Eh!!
Machetes are more fun.
That’s okay. I like Canada.
And if the zombies come, I might as well throw in the towel. My fat ass will be one of the first to go. I can’t outrun any zombies.
Do you think we will be able to buy wool clothes then? I wanted wool dress slacks this year and could not find any anywhere. I almost took a trip to Canada just to go shopping for something warm.
Clueless, one word: Pendleton. The best in wool. (Not that we need it here, unless you do winter camping.)
People, people, there is NO Canadian invasion plan. Everyone just calm down and return to your homes. *wanders off muttering about leaks in security*
Besides, there’s always paintball and Lasertag.
*looks suspiciously at Rando*
Liberals ARE allowed to play with paintball guns, right?
Paintball guns, violent video games, anything that lets us get out our aggression without actually hurting anyone. Our righteous indignation doesn’t just evaporate you know!
Well, okay, hunting conservatives is okay, but it has to be for food and to thin the herds, not for sport.
As long as you go for the stupid first, don’t forget though Conservatives tend to be a little gamey… all that McD’s and Capitalism
I live in a conservative redneck county outside of St. Louis. Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of game to hunt.
Is there such a thing as a liberal redneck?
*points at self*
me too *waves from behind rando*
I prefer to think of myself as a moderate, but given that our political centre is your liberal fringe I guess you can add me to that list.
Just because you have a heart and a brain, doesn’t mean you can’t be a redneck, dummy.
*hides guns* Right!! Of course. Anti-gun!!
Dude, they’re not supposed to know we have guns until they think we’re harmless and let their guard down. Geez!
You may have guns, but y’all don’t know how to use them… **picturing scene in Shawn of the Dead in the Winchester**
See, that’s why it doesn’t matter if they know, Rando. They’ll never believe we know how to use them until it’s too late! Bwahahahaha!
Silly conservatives. To the shooting range mabs?
I don’t generally see bumperstickers from either side that seem to actually advocate violence; but a quick google search did locate this sticker (also available in a tshirt): {http://www.cafepress.com/theangryliberal.4399963} It says “I’d rather be choking Republicans”, which seems a little on the violent side for our tree-huggin’ hippie friends.
No, you don’t understand. They mean choking in a good way.
Like choking a chicken?
‘xactly.
Oh, well….that sounds friendly enough, then.
Oh I have people I pay to do that…. I mean ummm er… Look a conservative carrying a gay rights poster!!!!
I ain’t choking no Republicans’ chickens, thank you.
But choking is merciful!!
I saw “Impeach Obama” stickers in like, June 2009. All I could think was “Really? Already? What has he done?”
But no violent ones.
I think they were printing those before the election.
Probably.
i know i was hearing how he needed to be impeached before he even took the oath of office… all i wanted to do was ask why
Well, I know why the people I heard say that wanted him impeached — have you noticed that he’s — OMG — not white? And I share genes with some of those same people.
i ‘know’ thats why they were saying it, and still are, i just wanted to hear them create bogus excuses so i could tell them ‘no, you want him impeached because he’s an educated black man’
i sympathize with the gene sharing – i hate to admit, but i’ve got some in my tree too….
HAHAHAHA!!! That is funny!
Dude, open the window. The fumes in there must be outrageous.
Well played, JAC. Well played.
How do we know the guarantee fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? Building model airplanes he says, well we’re not buying it.
Actually, because of the more fragmented nature of the united states (particularly in the more conservative areas) it’s remarkably easy to organise human hunting parties.
Myself and my new world order european friends often take a summer vacation in your southern states to bag a few inbred republicans.
Points are awarded for exhibiting the most ridiculous specimins. Teabaggers and mormons are
Are what? The world is breathlessly awaiting your response!
Are hitting the ‘boss button’?
I believe Sqwirk missed a period AND ended a sentence with a preposition….. **GASP**
Actually he ended it with a verb.
Sorry, I had to say it.
I think somebody just bagged squirk.
**hides .30-06 with night/ thermal vision scope with smoke coming out of barrell** Elmer Fudd went THAT way!! **points east**
thanks, ILPB. But you hunt mormons in the WEST and baptists in the south. Duh
You….you killed my Sqwirk? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That was my wittle Sqwirky wirk! *cries over the corpse of her beloved pet Sqwirk* I know it was a little crazy, and maybe I shouldn’t have dropped so much when it was little…but it was MY Sqwirk. My poor little Sqwirk. *goes off to mourn the Sqwirk*
*holds DU and comforts her, getting in the occasional grope* There, there, dear. It will be all right.
[wraps powerful arms around DU and Nucky, pulling them both close and going for the double reach-around]
ILPB – I can’t believe you killed DU’s pet Sqwirk!! And not even for food!!
Elmer Fudd did it… I’m a patsy. It was the man in the grassy gnoll….. Thermite, it was thermite….
*sniffles* Why? Why did you do it?
See your post owuld have been funny if you hadn’t had to bring Mormons into it. Better to have said Tea Party Protesters (b/c Tea Baggers are not all conservatives, b/c I’m pretty surea liberal or two has tea bagged with a partner) and Conservative Pundits (I mean they must grow on trees, there’a new one popping up everyday) or Radical Christian….. or KKK Member, or Militia Member there’s so much more you could go after, yet choosing mormons was well, they really aren’t a problem in this country for liberals.
Well, except for Mitt Romney. He was a bit of a problem for Massachusetts liberals…at least until he made such an a$$ of himself, dissing the state when traveling elsewhere in the country. Way to weaken your own power-base, dude!
But really did he screw up the State that much?
no more than other politicians.
He tried pretty hard. The state Legislature served as a decent Mitt-brake.
Imo, it was funny precisely because it brought mormons into it considering the QQ on the romney lol :p
Hey! we are sensitive about hunting joke what with the Mormon Extermination Order just recently being recinded in Missouri.
They rescinded that? Oops. *puts gun away and backs away slowly*
But the Moron Extermination Order has been passed. Yeeeha!
Nope, missed you chance. naananaana
Read it again. She said moron, not mormon.
So do you need a separate license for the morons or is it an add-on to the troll license?
btu the Moron lissense hass been reesssended 2.
If you can’t spell it you can’t rescind it.
*kills moron boy*
What??!! I have a permit.
I think he meant that moron licenses are automatically renewed; “reesssended” looks like mis-spelt version of resend, to send again!
Liberals have no sense of humor unless it involves hate speech against conservatives – real or imagined. And Mr. Price pretty well nailed the mindset. I love how they claim non-violence and tolerance – until it comes to someone they don’t like.
Quack.
Bark!!
Beee!!
Peew-peew-peewwww.
You racist.
Hey that’s my line!!!!
You RACIST!!2
The world would become a better place if americans would focus more on shooting each other instead of shooting brown people overseas. So I think this sticker is a step into the right direction. You should promote it!
we tried that before, lynch mobs. it makes people sad panda.
Personally i think a step in the right direction is pointing out the sticker is stupid, as well as the other violent ones. killing people for believing differently makes more problems….unless you’re willing to go the long haul and…no a Genghis Khan style campaign is probably more problems.
Failev, I love you and your optimism. It gives me hope… however..
I don’t know if it’s a good idea to try using reason or intelligence on someone that thinks using the ideas in that bumper sticker is a “step in the right direction”. They aren’t using intelligence, reason or any logic themselves.
Oh I’m not that optimistic. I don’t have the patience for trolls, which is why I use flyby semi intelligent comments instead of actually fighting like the regs.
the large number of “but liberals think it’s okay to mean things about bush is okay!” repeats was getting annoying.
Oh I don’t know the Canadians could come out of the cold and go all Gengis Khan on the US if they wanted to
Problem is they’re all too chilled out on free medication to bother
FYI can you bloody Americans hurry up and vote down Obama’s health bill, I’m in Canberra next Monday and Tuesday and Obama was supposed to be here by then, instead it looks like Friday
Cynical-Vegemite: “Problem is they’re all too chilled out on free medication to bother”
Also beer. And who would take care of our sled dogs?
I could use some free medication.
I wish they would ‘Git R Done’. Not my style of humor, but….. It’s called Freedom of Speech. Advocating Hate Crimes? What? Hate Crimes should be illegal. Why is it more serious to kill a black child or Jewish child that it is my ‘white’ child? Crime is crime, murder is murder – punish them all the same! Murder penalty should be death, no matter the race, religion or sexual orientation of the victim. PERIOD!
I bet no one is offended by a bumper sticker that says “Lobotomize Republicans…It is the law.”
Yeah, let’s do that, so that the “Evil Republicans” can be made dumb enough to think that ObamaCare is a good thing.
Thank God I’m a Conservative Libertarian.
You’re glad that god made you that way.
Nobody cares.
Actually, he has a point, and I didn’t take his comment to be trollish. I have seen those bumper sticker he’s referring to. (If only for sale in a banner add) There were a ton of nasty ones from both left and right point of views. There for a while, mean and nasty meant big seller.
“Thank God I’m a Conservative Libertarian.”
Just keep wasting your votes on third-party candidates and you can be as nutty as you want.
Nobody was bothered when Bill Maher said that he wished Glenn Beck had been killed at the Pentagon.
Sock of Nell??!?!?! HMMMM!?!?!?
How many names do you go by? And nobody cares what Maher thinks anyway.
I doubt anyone is happy he didn’t die, liberal or conservative.
His ex wife?
People dying makes me a sad panda…
I (a conservative) was shocked and appalled by someone who said they were glad Ted Kennedy died. Seriously? You’re GLAD someone is dead? I may not have agreed with him, but I would never have wished him ill.
This sticker also makes me a sad panda… Why can’t we all just get along?!
*goes to have a good cry*
People die every day.
*hugs Charro*
Wow. Another Conservative on here. That makes two of us. Ha. America will be just fine when we destroy BOTH the Dem & Republican Parties. They’re both to blame for where we are, with a little help from the American Sheeple!
Perhaps you should start with the “Reply” button and stop making us conservatives look like idiots!!
Yes, I can’t wait for the Democrats and Republicans to be destroyed so the Communist party can finally take hold in this country. Da, Comrades?
No stupid, not the Communist party, the Green party!
What about my Antisocial Party? Not that anyone ever shows up to the rallies….
Da, da, Comrade Randosky!!
Good luck getting them out to vote.
We’re all getting absentee ballots, thankyouverymuch.
I can’t find it anymore, but once upon a time there was a website that had described a game called “Anti-social ball” Everyone stands in a circle facing outwards and the ball just sits there in the middle. Can we play that at the Antisocial party?
Sounds like a plan.
OMG you mean you actually have to be around the people in the circle? Can’t we just pretend to play with the ball via internet?
What is served at a lesbian luncheon? Fish tacos? Muffins?
I’m going to guess….not Polish sausages?
We mostly use box lunches. A bit neater that way.
Lol…awesome answer.
Thanks!
I was trying to look for an oyster/clam angle, but that might be old mask. Er.. hat.
Hee Hee… The poster is funny. It’s an over the top joke at the expense of people they disagree with. The LOL is… not as funny. It’s just calling people they disagree with morons.
People who find that particular “joke” amusing ARE morons…
I remember when being a republican just meant that you believed that anyone should be free to be, do and love whatever or whomever they please (within legality), with minimal interference from the government. It was supposed to be about sensible taxes and *protecting* liberty…
What year did it hit the head-on collision with “we need MORE government interference, and people should only do, be and love how and what WE do or they’re breaking our god’s laws and should be punished!!” ?
I fail at understanding politics.
I think it started happening when those Evangelical nutjobs started saying its G-d’s will to vote and by G-d vote Republican. Since the brainwashed masses of hardcore born-again Christians now have a near perfect voting attendance record (I hear it’s even better than it is in Australia and it’s illegal not to vote here) it has now gotten to the point where even the Democrats are right-wing nutjobs by foreign standards.
Just for a laugh I would love to see the Republicans choose an atheist to run against Obama in the next election, I’d vote for him
I’m not commenting on liberals or conservatives. I’m just rating the funny. The poster is funny (I don’t agree with it, but it’s funny). The lol fails at being funny. It’s the comic equivalent of
“Yo mama so fat it’s quicker to climb over than go around her”
“Yeah well, you’re ugly”
I mean come on, there’s tons of stereotypes the loler could have tapped in to, like trucks and banjos and whatnot. They’re not even trying, just being offended, and that’s not funny.
Hey trolls. Please stop using “no liberals” “nobody” “all of you” comments when saying things like “people think targeting conservatives with violent stickers is okay”
You’re committing a fallacy and it’s boring.
besides and eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. or so I hear.
*pokes FaileV in the eye* Haha! Can’t get me back! I have protection! *puts on glasses*
another sign of the fact that you can insult liberals all you want with the ugliest of manners, and all you get is called “moron”
Not true. Here’s something better: You’re a douchenozzle.
ugly manners? No I’m pretty sure the wirter of this bumber sticker held the door for a liberal or two… Oh wait this just in… you’re a true Wanker..
Wow, and I just started to think the rest of the world is totally wrong about that “stupid Americans” cliché… and no, it’s not the sticker that made me change my mind, it’s the entire thread.
And we’re hurt. Wah.
Duuuuuh, I’d respond, but I’m too illiterate.
I’m too fat.
Your opinion of an entire country is based on an ICHC thread?
If he thinks this is bad, hopefully he stays away from ROFLrazzi.
Or worse a post where we’re actually arguing…
Or the CATS….. if it was one of those comment threads, I could see the “stupid Americans” thing.
Well those are the poor poor crazy cat people in the WORLD, not just country. But yes I could see stupid there.
It’d probably also be good for him to stay away from 4chan or the World of Warcraft official forums.
Those would alt-ctrl-delete his faith and trust in humanity altogether!
Interesting how he assumes everyone on this forum is American too. I mean, most here are American, but we’ve got English, Scottish, Australian, Canadian, and all the rest too.
Exactly, and I wouldn’t doubt we have people from Neptune here either (that would explain the strangeness at RoflRazzi…)
Also, Dissim, Barrens Chat is the concentrated text-based essence of 4chan, and therefore definitely more evil. It almost deleted my faith in humanity, but I made it out in time. I was one of the lucky ones. /tear /remembrance
I turned off all the default chat channels about a week into the game. From what I’ve heard it was a smart move.
Some of us are from a galaxy far, far away…
You scare me.
Barrens chat deleted my faith in humanity.
Omg 4chan.
I think 4chan is kind of a rite of passage for anyone who wants to understand a lot of the Culture of the Internet. Because it does have its own culture, and 4chan is where you will find the roots of the darkest and most depraved parts of it.
Never been there. Will never go there. Han Solo and Chewbacca hung out there for a little while but said it was too sleazy and went to hang out in Mos Eisley Cantina instead.
I commend you. Keep your innocence, stranger, and hold it close to your heart, for there is evil there that does not 404.
The universe is telling me something. Wait for it….wait for it….
Oh, yeah: Nobody cares what you think.
Because only Americans have access to the Internet!
Please, god, please tell me you’re not from Canada. I don’t want to share a nationality with you.
And just out of curiosity…
“Wow, and I just started to think the rest of the world is totally wrong about that “stupid Americans” cliché”
What world-changing event was it that made your glorious opinion about Americans change in the first place? Couldn’t have been much, if a punch of invisible keyboard monkeys caused you to shift back so fast.
“invisible keyboard monkeys”
We can also do Shakespeare!
{Accent} Canada isn’t that bad. I hurr they gotta Mack donalds around there somewhere. {/accent}
But everyone on this thread is Belgian.
Please join the rest of the world in a worldly size case of penis envy. America Rules!!!!FTW!!!!
Why are you proving his point?
*adjusts Redazrael’s sarcasm meter*
Fixed that for you.
Ah, thanks. Sometimes tone doesn’t come across very well over the Internet for some people, and god knows that I am tone-deaf.
I have a sense of humour, I swear. It even comes with a ‘u’.
Stop spelling things with a “u”! It offends ws!
Oh, wait. I do that. Stop offending yourself, charro!
Fvck beans, people! We’re trying to conserve our u’s here! They are not a renewable resorce!
Sorry everyone, for the last 10 years or so I’ve been smart enough to stay away from political debates on the internet. I guess *that* is what change my mind about the Americans (and the rest of the world – what, you didn’t think I thought you are all idiots too? Sure I did), and that’s the kind of acquired faith in humanity I lost on this site.
Oh and I do visit boards like 4chan, youtube, imdb. The amount of stupidity is staggering in these places, but it just doesn’t hit me that hard as it does on this page, where I’m forced to consider that many of these people actually have voting rights somewhere.
Well I guess all I can do is to keep ignoring political debates to the best of my ability. No hard feelings, k? I mean, I wouldn’t exactly mind if an H-bomb were to be dropped on all of you, but I wouldn’t go so far as to be the one who drops ‘em. Hope you appreciate that.
Oold Man? Is that you?
KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ironic in that the demotivational isn’t funny at all.
No point in hunting libs, their skins are too thin.
This doesn’t even make sense.
They don’t crisp up nicely under the broiler?
Goddamnit, people, why can’t we all just get along?
I admit that the sign does bother me, but that’s mostly because it’s insinuating that people should be shot for their beliefs/life choices/etcetera when they haven’t done anything harmful to others, which just doesn’t sit well with me. I’d be equally as bothered if it read CONSERVATIVE HUNTING LICENSE along with conservative stereotypes. I just don’t find things like that funny.
Of course, clearly other people do, so… whatever. To each their own. Just don’t *actually* shoot anybody and it’s all good.
Pfft. Leave it to a Canadian to try to make peace.
I’m so sorry! D:! I didn’t mean to offend you!
Stop trying to make peace! It offends us!
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE.
oh god, i’m so sorry, i didn’t mean to yell. please forgive me: look, i’m talking in non-confrontational lower case.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
The peace! It offends me viscerally!
Stop fvcking apologizing and fvcking insult someone! It’s the only way to be liked around here!
I swear we’re not an offshoot of 4chan.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Oh come on. You can do better than that!
*jabs GB gently with a stick*
oh yeah… little lower… to the left… that’s the spot.
But I’m not a French-Canadian, I can’t taunt you a second time. It’s in the small print on the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, only the French can be rude enough to taunt someone more than once.
you hamster was an elderberry and you father smelled like a mutha
Don’t test me, son. I’ve held my own on /b/. There’s a right flurry of insults soaked in piss and vinegar just waiting to be unleashed.
Allow me to share a little secret with you, son: The reason Canadians almost never insult others is because an insult restrained is an insult stored. And let me tell you, boy, when that store is finally let loose, it’s a raging fury like no one’s ever seen and survived.
Some even say it’s akin to a storm of howling demons of Hell come forth to set their vicious claws into your soul and drag it screaming down into the darkest depths of Hades, to roast forever more in the fires of damnation.
Politely, of course.
Can I keep you on retainer? I know of a few trolls on here that show up from time to time, and they could really use some of that bottled up Canadian angst.
*salutes*
Count me in, sonny boy.
*whispers*…I’m not a boy…or a son.
Aw! *hugs DU* It’s okay. Redazzled’s new. She just didn’t know. It’s probably just that your tree is looking very macho today.
Yeah…it does need a bit of a trim today.
the Rhinestone Stud has spoken. *bedazzled*
*flaunts The Redazzleness all over the place*
No one ever said that free speech presupposes intelligence.
In fact, in most cases quite the opposite tends to be true.
You rarely hear people invoking free speech who aren’t blithering morons.
Cue Michele Bachmann, her response goes here.
Moron humor, like putting a lame retort on a motivational poster and calling it a comeback?
But to be fair, this is a little moronic. You don’t need a permit to hunt liberals, they are game all year round.
Btw this liberal bias sucks on PK. If you were witty you would have better ideas than making an Internet picture. That’ll show them!
Quack. And if you don’t like the “liberal bias,” then FOX News’ website is just a few keystrokes away. Say hi for me!
All that liberal bias saying conservatives are whacko has nothing to do with people like you and the whacko stuff you say.
Reality has a liberal bias!
Creating a butthurt LOL…cos jokes is SRS BIZNES.
A little off topic, but check the [link] last i checked it was 4,000 to 80 on a poll whether America is ready to legalize pot. You don’t even have to sign in to vote. I know it’s a MSNBC poll so the results might be biased, but still thats a pretty outrageous ratio of ‘for’ vs ‘against’.
Now 5465 to 101
Over 6000-125. Like 99% yes, 1% no. LOL
check out mabs poll, click her link before you read the replies. it’s much more fun that way.
Hee hee. That’s why I linked to the poll rather than the results.
I voted in the poll mabs linked to. Awesome.
I think that likely backfired for Fox.
I’ve been to jail twice, and both times involved marijuana. Very minor charges, but the experience itself has affected my life in major ways. I’d be happy to see it get legalized, but dammit if i haven’t had to pay the price for a lagging political point that everyone, for the most part, agrees on but never takes any action on. If it went to a straight up-or-down vote on a US wide public ballot, i’m sure it’d pass; but it’d also get a lot of people who’ve given up on politics a refresher course on why they should love America and get involved. It’s hard to want to get involved when you’ve been made to feel like a criminal.
It’s incredibly expensive to put people in jail and even more so to keep them there. What a waste of money (OUR money!) to do so for someone smoking pot.
Agreed. Tax payers in McCullough County, TX (never drive through here!!!) got to pay for my 0.2 grams of marijuana, my one night stay in their ‘lovely’ facilities, my meeting of their friendly police officers, guards, prosecutors, clerks, and judges (all of which need to be paid by taxes).
Just to reference how much 0.2 grams is, a snubbed cigarette butt probably has around 0.5 to 0.7 grams of tobacco left in it.
And don’t forget that while the cops were doing that, some actually serious crime might have been occurring that they were needed to respond to. That, to me, is one of the best reasons to legalize marijuana. Why waste police resources on it? I’d rather they were arresting people who are throwing cigarette butts in the parks and streets.
???
I was thinking more about murderers, thieves, abusers, and frauds. Littering IS a problem, but i don’t know about paying police officers to arrest people for it.
Hee hee. I meant I would rather they spend their time on THAT, minor though it is (although in a state with regular DO NOT EVEN THINK OF BURNING fire levels, it’s not always minor) than people with pot. I was being a teeny bit sarcastic.
My bad, my sarcasm meter usually performs better. In Austin your sarcasm could be considered law. Not a big litter problem around here, but that’s because some, if not most, citizens have become very serious about the issue. Austin is like the little liberal island in the middle of a conservative sea that is TX. In a conservative state, the city of Austin has reportedly been one of the most liberally voting cities in the country. If you don’t recycle in Austin you are shunned. It takes some getting used to, but once you understand your civic responsibilities, you start taking local pride in shunning those that haven’t ‘got it’ yet.
Hee hee (again). I lived there for four years (grad school). I like Austin, but I had HORRIBLE allergies the last year I was there.
Actually, after picking up cigarette butts from my driveway AGAIN today, I am reconsidering the seriousness of my remark.
i grew up in Lubbock, and they never had pollen counts in the news. In Austin they are part of every morning news report. It was something new to me because the only thing i’m allergic to is wasps (yellow jackets), they seem to like the way i smell. Same thing with mosquitoes, for example, a group of 4 humans could stand in a field full of ‘squitters and i’d be the only one with significant damage. I think my body odor smells good to insects. My ex-wife said she liked the way my sweat smelt…mute point but she actually did say that at one time…my pheromones are good for something at least — getting bit by mosquitoes and wasps.
What are you allergic to? Oak and mold seem to be the two dominant pollen contributers I’ve noticed in the daily pollen counts lately.
Ragweed, which fortunately doesn’t grow here very well.
Sorry to interrupt your conversation but *tackle hugs Mabs* Hi, Mabs! Miss me?
*gasps* I’d answer if I could breathe!
Sorry…I can be a little over-enthusiastic sometimes.
Is okay. We’ve missed you. Hey, you have to go take the polls we found. Down VV is one linked on my post and up ^^ is one linked on Wicket’s post. They’re hilarious.
How’s work going?
Work is fabulous and challenging. Which is why I haven’t been around. I’m not bored and don’t have a reason to visit all day long. LOL.
Scary. I know where you live o_O
I’m sorry…
Continuing off topic (hey, Wicket started it), this poll [link] on Foxnews was interesting.
lol!!!!! I voted for “fruitless racism” and it turned out 89% agreed with me…i’m sorry but thats hilarious. I thought for sure i’d be in the minority on that one, being fox news and all.
lol. My son showed it to me, and I was amazed at the results given that it was foxnews. I was surprised they even made that choice available. Usually programs tailor polls so the results automatically favor their viewership’s stances.
Isn’t there a skin flick he could be watching or something else more morally respectable than Fox News’ website?
I voted for that too.
Damnit there’s morons on that comment board too!
“I drive better when I am high. I am more aware and more zen.”
*headdeskheaddeskheaddeskheaddesk*
lol, i didnt’ read all of them. i did make one comment, as wicket_TX, trying to tell some kid not to include ecstasy in the argument. for petes sake.
At least.. not yet..
I don’t know what you’re talking about, all my friends a re great drivers when they’re high. The speedometer reads 3mph and they start screaming about how fast they’re going and oh my god if they don’t slow down they are so getting pulled over *speedbump* oh my god did we just hit something?!?! We just hit something! We are in so much trouble!
Yeah that’s some excellent driving DU.
Awwww, what’s the matter, little liberals can’t take it? Don’t dish out your hatred if you can’t take some digging back at you.
Quack.
Poor little conservatives can’t express themselves without letting their emotions convolute the message into horrid acts against humanity.
Win. +1000 Internets.
Are those Canadian or American internets?
Side note: I keep reading your screen name as ‘redazzled’ and thinking of ‘bedazzlers.’
I think the exchange rate is 1 Internet USD for 1 Internet CDN on the Internet, but I can offer them in whatever currency is preferred.
And I actually kinda like Redazzled. Not enough to change my screen name, but you can totally call me that if you want.
lol. Do you know what a bedazzler is?
Just Googled it. D: Aw, jesus. I hated those things! I was given one for my birthday, years and years ago, and it ended up in the basement closet. I’d totally forgotten about it before now.
We’ll pretend that Redazzlers are something that fixes the horrific creations of which Bedazzlers are capable.
I didn’t know if bedazzlers had infiltrated Canada. Yet another thing we should apologize for to our northern neighbors.
Jefff Foxworthy called them ‘The white trash branding iron.”
‘The white trash branding iron.”
That’s hilarious! I love Jeff Foxworthy’s humour; he always makes me laugh. …Does that mean my Liberal Card is going to be revoked? D:
They’d have to revoke mine first. I have the “Jeff Foxworthy You might be a Redneck Hunter” on DVD.
We can be exiles together! We’ll live out in the Algonquin Park wilderness in a cabin with a solar-powered generator to watch/listen to Jeff Foxworthy.
(We can also do some portaging! Every Canadian loves portaging! I’ll teach you the ropes.)
I think I had my fill of cold, wet Canadian camping in high school.
The only portaging we do here is carrying the canoe from the back yard to the car top. If you tried to carry your canoe between rivers, you’d die in the desert.
That depends on where you are Dazzy, anywhere between Thunder Bay and the St. Lawrence and you may be in trouble, otherwise Jeff Foxworthy’s all good.
Ah, okay. I mean, if I lived in Alberta or Saskatchewan, I wouldn’t have been worried, but Ontario? Ontarians are a mix of all sorts, and with me living in a village… Well, that kind of thing just isn’t spoken of.
But it looks like I’m in the safe zone, so I thank you for your reassurance. I can sleep soundly tonight.
Deep breaths Redazrael, I’m an Alberta Green so I know all about the silliness of the regional stereotypes, but if we can’t laugh about the silliness we risk taking ourselves too seriously and making the stereotypes self-fulfilling.
Huh, Green. I couldn’t reply to your most recent reply. Any idea why? I’ve never had it happen before.
Well, on the regional stereotype thing, I figured that if we’re already making fun of everything else about Liberals and Canada, it couldn’t be too much worse to add individual provinces to the mess.
If there’s no reply in the comment box, you have to use the reply in the comment box above. To reply to GB’s post above (“Deep breaths….”), you would use the reply in your post (“Ah,okay”).
Does that answer your question?
Then if people keep doing that, you have to say whom you’re replying to because it isn’t obvious.
The thread hit the nesting limit, generally the convention is to continue replying to the parent post using “@User:” or something similar to indicate who you are speaking with.
And as for the stereotype thing, I guess we’re not too far off on that point then, my bad, I thought I may have struck a nerve.
Mabs… you Ninja’d me… *bows at the awsome powers of mabsba*
Q8<
BTY, Redazzled, considering how conservative the US is compared to other industrialized countries, I probably wouldn't even count as a liberal in Canada anyway.
Are you kidding? The Blue Collar Comedy Tour is one of my favorites!
If you think that’s bad, I’ve heard that women can now essentially bedazzle their, um, areas.
My feeling on that is, if you need a woman’s area decorated all fancy-like, then likely it’s not for you.
I say we call Redazrael the Rhinestone Stud….out of respect, of course.
Psst. Wicket. What if Redazzled’s not a guy?
thats where the respect part comes in
Hey, male or female, I don’t think it’s humanely possible to be offended by someone calling you a Rhinestone Stud.
Yay! I was just thinking that the probability of a boy getting a bedazzler as a present was probably pretty small.
Ha, no kidding. My relatives aren’t *that* clueless. Of course, my dad was the awesome one who gave me a wood burning kit that year.
(One of the pictures I made with it was an adorable kitten, though, so I guess I don’t break stereotypes very well after all.)
Moronic captions are getting very boring.
Rule #4: Do not anger morons with guns.
I thought rule #4 was fasten your seatbelt.
no no no, rule #4 is lickit B4 you hit-it……
I’m all for good political jokes, but there is no room for this.
Which part? The bumper sticker or the caption about it? We’ve got plenty of people here who don’t like both.
So, to recap, we have the following people here:
Conservatives who think the bumper sticker is funny, and that liberals should just get over it.
Liberals who think the bumper sticker is offensive.
Liberals who don’t give a rat’s ass about the bumper sticker.
Conservatives who don’t give a rat’s ass about the bumper sticker.
Liberals & conservatives who think the caption is stupid.
One or two people who think the caption is funny.
Moderates who think both liberals and conservatives are assholes.
Idiot trolls from both liberals and conservatives.
And Belgian flags.
Did I miss anything?
Yep, the Canadians are trying to make peace as per usual
And where do the Aussies fit in?
Well most of us are moderates who think most liberals and conservatives are arseholes
I think I can fit an Aussie in around 10:30 but it’s going to have to be quick; I have a conference call at 11:00.
Just the one, actually! I’m a renegade; everyone else decided to go to Parliament about it to vote on the subject of whether we should or should not intervene, just in case we might offend someone.
I like how the people thinking the Liberals are all butthurt think that all Liberals are butthurt. I chuckled at the picture, but frowned at the caption as it is decidedly unfunny.
Didn’t you get the memo? Liberals have a Hive Mind. IF YOU OFFEND ONE, YOU OFFEND THEM ALL.
Personally, I wouldn’t be actually offended, but the first Liberal who saw the picture was, so I’m sort of screwed on that front. So much for my plan to just not find the picture funny.
Wow, we’re the Borg? Cool. Now my tattoo is much more hip.
You forgot the “Stupid Typical American” posts.
I believe you mean the stupid “typical Americans” poster. The quote marks location really changes the meaning.
Which is why Liberals wont get the humor.. Because they are morons. Or they will say that pic is not funny. It is right wing hate speech.
*shoots Damian in the face*
Take that, Liberal stereotype.
yay, death to damian blood is hilarious!!!!!!
Given the mental level the creator of the “permit” was working at, I’m not sure how he managed not to slip a fart joke in.
I thought fart jokes were the definition of moron humour?
Liberals are morons, yet at least we can write in complete sentences without extraneous periods in there. If you’re gonna call someone a moron, at least write properly.
There is also the ability to know when to use a comma instead of a period. The way the post reads, it seams he/she is agreeing that the picture is right wing hate speech.
<—– Angry, gun toting, trigger happy, Republican, Conservative, Mother, Army Wife, Sister, Daughter, Grandmother, and friend who isn't about to give up her right to defend herself and her family no matter what.
Dictators love unarmed subjects. Hitler thought so.
Okay, Hitler has been invoked for no reason whatsoever. That’s it. Thread over.
Also, they have proper therapy for that anger problem nowadays, darling. I highly recommend it. Might help the “trigger happy” thing a bit, too. After all, with that itchy finger of yours, we wouldn’t want you to shoot your mom or kid if they get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and startle you.
Also, no one has threatened to take her guns in this thread. That was last week. Admittedly, trigger happy people with anger management issues probably shouldn’t be allowed to play with guns. I can see that turning bad rather quickly. It would be nice if she was mature and responsible enough to realize that on her own.
It’s unfortunate that she’s been allowed to reproduce and pass on her immaturity and anger management issues.
Agreed, good sir.
And what does any of her comment have to do with “Conservatives hunting Liberals” or “Man, that caption sucks”, which happed to actually be the topic of this thread? Is she telling us that she’s afraid we might take away her guns if she’s not allowed to hunt Liberals anymore?
Look, if someone shows up in your home and is a threat to anyone inside, I believe you have the right to defend your home by any means necessary, up to and including suffocating the intruder with the nearest stuffed animal.
I mean, I keep a combat knife in the night table beside my bed, because I am
paranoida believer in being prepared. Being a Liberal doesn’t mean I’m an advocate of “curling up and waiting to die” when threatened. It doesn’t, however, mean that I am stab happy. That is not a complimentary phrase.Also, does the phrase “unarmed subjects” include people with plastic spoons? The American Government seems to think it does, so how can she possibly say that any of us are unarmed? Hell, the people are the dollar stores are sitting on a small army’s worth of dangerous weaponry.
* happened
* “armed subjects”, not ‘unarmed’
* at the dollar store, not ‘are’
Sometimes my fingers just sort of do their own thing when they come into contact with a keyboard.
Fascinating… You’re like the 10th fellow Canadian I’ve met who keeps a knife for defensive purposes, myself included… I wonder if anyone ever checked the stats on Canadians who keep knives for home defence, it could be intriguing.
Unarmed equates to people without arms… they’re the most dangerous, they bite (do you know how dirty the mouth is). Now poeple with arms, I don’t worry about much, you see them coming a mile away, appendages flailing in the sun….
And I believe you’re Canadian so you are 100% absolutley right you can’t come and take our guns away here in America, unless of course there’s something we don’t know about (reflects back that maybe his joke about Canada invading might be more true than he thought!!!!) Nucky you gots some splaining to do.
Also, that’s great you have a combat knife, however when the criminal has a really big shotgun or hand cannon, your knife is pretty much obsolete, unless you’re stealthy.
You must understand there is a movement afoot in this country (see our WONDERFUL Attorney General) to look deeper into the necessity of the 2nd Amendment. I am a firm believer in the Constitution, I believe it grants rights, rather than restricts them, unfortunately some people like to pick and choose what freedoms to believe in. So CMS is just spouting off b/c there are people here in the US vying to take away her rights. If I was vying to take away freedom of speech, I’m pretty sure most liberals would go bat$hit crazy about it.
Granted we didn’t need the Goodwin rule here, but dictators and controllers (also those that love Big Government) tend to prefer an unarmed population.
However she is and always will be Bat$hit crazy (CMS).
Statistically home invasion robberies (at least up here) are almost never perpetrated with a shotgun, and hand cannons are illegal (right up with assault rifles). In the majority of cases the robber also isn’t walking around with their weapon drawn (no matter how they depict it on TV). Within 21′ I have the advantage. I can close and strike before the attacker has a chance to react, draw, and fire. There are no rooms in my home longer than 21′.
Even with a firearm if the subject hears you coming and has time to draw you are trusting your aim/reaction time over theirs. That is a gamble. They are unlikely to shoot without thinking if they see I have a knife. They are much more likely to shoot without thinking if they see I have a gun.
Your mention of knives for self-defense reminded me of a sister-in-law who used to keep a knife in her purse for self-defense. I tried to explain the drawback of this to her, but she was adamant…until one day a guy snatched her purse and she realized that HE now had her knife. One really needs to think these things through.
That’s why I used body modification to install my machete. You’ll need your own machete to uninstall it…
P.S. I miss being able to ride in airplanes…
That would seem to be the drawback of that method. Also going into certain buildings would be precluded.
So that’s what you call it…. someone told me, I think Dhoti or Jac or Diss that it was a mini-chete….
I see your point, however how is that any different than someone carrying their gun in their purse (I’m sure you, and many others carry your gun properly holstered, but I know for a fact many people aren’t as responsible with their weapons).
It isn’t!! That’s just as moronic. Actually I think that’s more moronic because she just ran away from the guy with her knife; if it had been a gun, he could have shot her while she was running away.
A state legislator with a CCW permit left his CCW weapon in his car, lent his car to a relative, and the gun was stolen while she was in a restaurant. According to him, the problem was that she was not allowed to take the weapon into the restaurant (because they serve alcohol), not that he forgot to secure HIS gun properly. Big win for personal responsibility! /sarcasm
ahahahaha!! Oh, that’s a good one, mabs. So many stupid people, so few automatic weapons with which to kill them.
Does your troll/moron license include state legislators?
No they’re exempt, like every other law they pu tinto action. You know let’s control Social Security, but not have to pay into it and have our own retirement plan. Let’s try a Health Care Bill when they’ll use a different Health Care……. oh SNAP you said State Legislator, oh fvck it, same difference, hypocrites the lot of them (Repubs and Demos).
Yeah, ILPB is correct. *points to permit* “Hunting of all legislators and executive political office holders is strictly verboten, at all levels of government. And is punishable by forced repetitive viewing of the legislators’ double-speak brain vomit.” The hypocrites!!
When I have felt the need to carry around something with which to defend myself I have always gone with the small knives and kept them in places where they are a) easy for me to retrieve because with the purses that most of my friends have it would take them 20 minutes of digging to get to a weapon of any sort. b) somewhere they aren’t going to be easily taken from me before I have a chance to retrieve it myself.
Yeah, it’s not exactly rocket science; you’d think everyone would be able to grasp the concept: arming your attacker = bad idea. WHen I walk, I always carry one of those belt clip pepper sprays, but that’s actually more for the loose dogs.
See you said home invasion robberies, what about assinations, pet napping, urinating on the rug, repo men, trained CIA operatives who are going to steal me from my bed at night b/c I said Obama SUCKS!!!, or worse Zombies…… good chance a zombie will get a chomp of your arm with a knife, however a BOOM Stick will take out a few in close porximity with one shot. Damn Canucks don’t plan for Zombie invasion…….
“Damn Canucks don’t plan for Zombie invasion”
That’s because it’s a ruse: they’re spreading rumors of a zombie invasion to cover up their plans for the Great Canadian Invasion.
Just b/c you’re paranoid doesn’t mean the Canucks and Zombies aren’t working together… I hope the Canucks remember that Hitler and Salin worked well together for a few years, then WAMO!!!! Also the Taliban and the US worked well together for a few years, then WAMO!!! Those zombies will surely turn on you once America’s obese plumb society has been ravished by them….
But I thought we established that shotguns were the best anti-zombie weapon? The handguns never seem to work that well in the zombie movies.
A shotgun takes WAY more time to load, so while it’s being reloaded by the weakling to scare to fight zombies **cough cough** hippy **cough cough** the handgun will have to suffice. However the RPG is GREAT when you need to clear a hole through the zombies (shell won’t explode quickly due to soft rotting flesh)
You need a better shotgun.
Even pump action can hold only about 12 shells.. while some handguns have clips that hold up to 30 rounds. Plus a shotgun doesn’t have a clip (unless it’s military issue automatic shotgun, but the ebil gubberment doesn’t want us to have that to fight off both Canadians and Zombies! Socialism at it’s best!!!
)…… However a good ole fashioned .50 Cal will gladly make short work of a Zombie.
What you need is team work. While you reload your partner or partners are firing. While you’re firing, they are reloading.
There is no invasion plan. These are not the droids you’re looking for….uh…uh…..HEY, LOOK EVERYONE, BOOBIES!!! BIG BOOBIES *whips off shirt* ( o )( o )
[concerned voice] Honey, you just need to get yourself some hormones![/concerned voice]
OMG people….it’s a friggin joke…………….lighten up!!!
It does go a little overboard though.
You’re right there at least should be a limit of the amount you can bag…. giggity giggity!!!
Wow. An attempt at humour so dire it even sucks all the comedy value out of taking the mikey out of it.
Luckily, this isn’t moron humor.
You’re right actually, it’s coward humor. Eliminationist rhetoric is always the last refuge of terrified, spineless weaklings who lack the ability to state a position that can’t easily be defeated by basic logic. So, they “joke” about killing the opposition. That way they can feel like big strong boys, instead of the useless wankers we all know them to. It’s transparent and sad, but that’s pretty much the definition of “conservative”.
Lesbian Luncheon? Never heard of one, but I’d love to go!
I’ve never heard of a hand gun control meeting, but being a liberal DO WANT.
liberals to stupid to take a joke
seriously conservatives have to put up with so much crap and as soon as he makes a joke about liberals the libs go and try to rape him
The real funny thing is that if it said Conservative hunting permit. You would think it was oh so funny. Its just a little joke. Relax. Lets not be the dumb ones ok?
So I’ve noticed we have a healthy liberal comedy site going on here. Does anyone know where I can find a conservative humor site?
Try Fox News.