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charlton heston

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Because you never know who’s cold, dead fingers it may have been pried from.

(Charlton Heston)

Bit of a madman, you know.

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  1. I Like Peanut Butter the Conservatvie with a Heart, Now Go Away. says:

    Ah schucks I miss the guy….. great actor, great spokesman, too bad he didn’t go out in a blaze of glory I had predicted.

    • Schmoe says:

      He certainly could have if he’d wanted to; California has no shortage of opportunities for self-immolation.

  2. lowly grunt says:

    Excellent! LOL

  3. ... says:

    Bad taste.

  4. RDF108 says:

    DAMN DIRTY APES!

  5. bodo says:

    (Apparently I’m too early for the troll-fest on this one – someone let me know, ‘k? I’m really hoping to spot a lesser green-furred swamp troll this time – before it’s killed and the area in a 50-foot radius has to be de-conned to avoid driving out all the other mobile biological units – I mean, even trees will lean away from a swamp troll body. You really have to burn those suckers all the way down and then stomple on the ashes before the hose-down.)

  6. The Amazing Rando says:

    Ha! This one’s actually pretty funny.

  7. Athene says:

    My favorite part is the “Vote Freedom”. Yes, the freedom to have automatic machine guns with armor piercing bullets for the… ahh deer that may have body armor and may… ahhh shoot back. Dam* those well funded, armored, libral, tree hugging, armed deer!

  8. Matt says:

    Ha this is hilarious. So funny on so many levels.

  9. glarg says:

    -1 grammar error
    -10 requires knowledge of obscure website that doesn’t show up on a Google search and which hasn’t been updated in eight years

    • dissimilitude says:

      -10 requires knowledge of obscure website that doesn’t show up on a Google search and which hasn’t been updated in eight years

      Carfax? The NRA? The….wikipedia entry on Charlton Heston? Pundit Kitchen? :???:
      *wanders off confused and seeking alcohol*

  10. Schmoe says:

    He’s overjoyed he found a gun older than he was.

  11. jklinders says:

    Not a fan of his acting, or of gun culture for that matter but this was in very poor taste.

    • Odnar says:

      Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

    • HelOnWheels says:

      *licks lol*
      Tastes fine to me. It’s has an amusing aroma.

      • Default User says:

        I disagree. There was just to much salt. They should really have used rosemary instead. It would have completely changed the flavour. Though it does smell delicious and the presentation is very good.

    • The Amazing Rando says:

      Oh please. Do you even get what the caption is referencing?

      • jklinders says:

        Yeah, before he died he made a cheesy speech about prying the gun from his cold dead fingers. That gun I think. people are fair game while they are alive, it’s cowardly to go after them after they are dead. Odnar, that goes double for you. it’s really easy to act all tough on the interwebs isn’t it?

  12. mechas8n says:

    He might have been a gun-crazy nut job that if he lent any further to the right would have fallen over, but I still got his autograph when I had the chance, cos that bugger was in Planet of the Apes!

  13. UpTheYingYang says:

    I fully support the movement to Keep And Arm Bears!

    • Cynical-Vegemite says:

      I do too. How shall we arm koalas?

      • mabsba says:

        I don’t know that it includes koalas since they’re bears in name only. I think we will need a constitutional scholar to tell us. Poor Australia and Africa — no bears. (And Antarctica, of course.)

        • The Amazing Rando says:

          Since koalas are Australian, and clearly not native to the USA, I don’t think the arming of bears applies to them. I think it only applies to American bears.

          • mabsba says:

            Ooo…Rando wins the constitutional expert prize of the night! And what does he win? *pulls open the sparkly door* OMG! It’s a fully armed American Black Bear!

            • The Amazing Rando says:

              O_O
              Please tell me he’s housebroken.

              • Patriarch Green Beard the Canuck says:

                Of course, he’s broken many houses… oh, wait you mean… yeah, definitely not.

                • mabsba says:

                  I resent that. We give out only high-quality, top of the line, completely trained bears. No one has ever…ah…excuse me a minute…what’s that bear doing? Hey! Bzzzzzzzat.
                  The program you were watching is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by while we attempt to correct the problem.
                  *gun shots*

                  • Smurf says:

                    OMG. The bastards just shot my poor defenseless, unarmed koala. Rando, it’s your fault… There is now a bear fatwah upon your head for this. (Loud grief-stricken wailing.)

      • paws4thot says:

        I think we’ve got to at least give them parity with kangaroos, so that means Browning 0.50″ cals, M-16s and Stingers.

  14. mindmelda says:

    Let me guess….those damn dirty apes blew it up again?

  15. Hello from Ukraine !

    Yes, the interesting man from Planet of Apes.

    If only he could of got his hands on such weapon in movie, he could of saved his collegues from the brain surgery by those monkeys :-)

    Sincerely,

    Marina.

    Rivne – Ukraine.

  16. TheComedian says:

    This…is my BOOMSTICK!!!


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