
GUNFAX
Because you never know who’s cold, dead fingers it may have been pried from.
(Charlton Heston)
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GUNFAX
Because you never know who’s cold, dead fingers it may have been pried from.
(Charlton Heston)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: munching.goats via Poster Builder
Ah schucks I miss the guy….. great actor, great spokesman, too bad he didn’t go out in a blaze of glory I had predicted.
He certainly could have if he’d wanted to; California has no shortage of opportunities for self-immolation.
Excellent! LOL
Yes, but its grammar is bugging me. Wut??!!
Could of been that its more they’re spelling then there grammer.
Its both! Their ending on a propesishion!!!
I oppose were aloud to be inperfect hear.
Irregardless, we should make an acception.
It should be ‘prised’ not pried. I’m surprised: the poster has no pride. Do I get a prize?
Irregardless is not a word. *waits for it*
Psst…that’s the joke.
What do you think this is a LOL site? Optimist…
Pst…so was mine. She knows I’m a fan of the FB page called “Peoples against the use of irregardless”.
Oh good. I was worried that you missed that she did that intentionally.
*completely ignores and interrupts current conversation to tackle hug HOW* Hi, babe! Miss me?
**wishes he had bigger boobs and a v ag ina so he could get hugs from Nucky**
*tackle hugs ILPB* I was just waiting for you to come along. *gives a little wiggle to make the hug happier* Missed you too, babe!
**blushes** OH CRAP.. now my pants fit funny… you know us conservatives can’t take that….
*hugs and gropes Nucky*
Yay!! Of course I missed you! Liking the new job?
Loving it….sort of. Been a while since I didn’t know what I was doing. LOL
Embarrassing, it is, for the offspring of an Engrish professor! Whoops!
Bad taste.
You mean the one you leave in our mouths whenever you post here?
I think he means like the taste you get when you eat a huge, awesome burrito, but 3 hours later you burp and taste it again.
Bad taste.
I was thinking the taste in his mouth after he…never mind.
2 girls, 1 cup?
No, but that works too.
I liked Chucky, but he was a caricature of . . . himself. Mock-magnet.
DAMN DIRTY APES!
I think you have a chimp on your shoulder.
Don’t monkey with me.
Whatever. I don’t have the rage orangutan needle you.
Baboon.
Howler.
*flings poop at you*
(Apparently I’m too early for the troll-fest on this one – someone let me know, ‘k? I’m really hoping to spot a lesser green-furred swamp troll this time – before it’s killed and the area in a 50-foot radius has to be de-conned to avoid driving out all the other mobile biological units – I mean, even trees will lean away from a swamp troll body. You really have to burn those suckers all the way down and then stomple on the ashes before the hose-down.)
I think they’re all still over on Monday’s lols.
Ha! This one’s actually pretty funny.
My favorite part is the “Vote Freedom”. Yes, the freedom to have automatic machine guns with armor piercing bullets for the… ahh deer that may have body armor and may… ahhh shoot back. Dam* those well funded, armored, libral, tree hugging, armed deer!
I don’t think we should be able to use computers then,it’s not -necessary-,so they shouldn’t be legal,because we’re not on here just to have fun. Everyone on the internet is on here to break the law.
When was the last time someone shot a computer through your heart?
I will admit to having been tempted (sorely tempted!) to shoot my computer through the motherboard, though.
Do you understand the RAM-ifications of doing that?
Did you do C.P.U. on it afterwards?
That’s the stupidest Straw Man I’ve heard today.
Someone is not getting his diploma from the Wizard.
And here I was excited to see a lol that could be seen as funny by pro- and anti- gun folks. Oops.
Ha this is hilarious. So funny on so many levels.
-1 grammar error
-10 requires knowledge of obscure website that doesn’t show up on a Google search and which hasn’t been updated in eight years
Carfax? The NRA? The….wikipedia entry on Charlton Heston? Pundit Kitchen?
*wanders off confused and seeking alcohol*
*already has the alchy handy and will share*
Steve is our new friend.
He’s overjoyed he found a gun older than he was.
I liked GUNS N MOSES. He’s back without bullets. Whose who’s?
Not a fan of his acting, or of gun culture for that matter but this was in very poor taste.
Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
*licks lol*
Tastes fine to me. It’s has an amusing aroma.
I disagree. There was just to much salt. They should really have used rosemary instead. It would have completely changed the flavour. Though it does smell delicious and the presentation is very good.
Oh please. Do you even get what the caption is referencing?
Yeah, before he died he made a cheesy speech about prying the gun from his cold dead fingers. That gun I think. people are fair game while they are alive, it’s cowardly to go after them after they are dead. Odnar, that goes double for you. it’s really easy to act all tough on the interwebs isn’t it?
He might have been a gun-crazy nut job that if he lent any further to the right would have fallen over, but I still got his autograph when I had the chance, cos that bugger was in Planet of the Apes!
I fully support the movement to Keep And Arm Bears!
I do too. How shall we arm koalas?
I don’t know that it includes koalas since they’re bears in name only. I think we will need a constitutional scholar to tell us. Poor Australia and Africa — no bears. (And Antarctica, of course.)
Since koalas are Australian, and clearly not native to the USA, I don’t think the arming of bears applies to them. I think it only applies to American bears.
Ooo…Rando wins the constitutional expert prize of the night! And what does he win? *pulls open the sparkly door* OMG! It’s a fully armed American Black Bear!
O_O
Please tell me he’s housebroken.
Of course, he’s broken many houses… oh, wait you mean… yeah, definitely not.
I resent that. We give out only high-quality, top of the line, completely trained bears. No one has ever…ah…excuse me a minute…what’s that bear doing? Hey! Bzzzzzzzat.
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*gun shots*
OMG. The bastards just shot my poor defenseless, unarmed koala. Rando, it’s your fault… There is now a bear fatwah upon your head for this. (Loud grief-stricken wailing.)
I think we’ve got to at least give them parity with kangaroos, so that means Browning 0.50″ cals, M-16s and Stingers.
Let me guess….those damn dirty apes blew it up again?
Hello from Ukraine !
Yes, the interesting man from Planet of Apes.
If only he could of got his hands on such weapon in movie, he could of saved his collegues from the brain surgery by those monkeys
Sincerely,
Marina.
Rivne – Ukraine.
This…is my BOOMSTICK!!!