Comments on: Always keep

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:40:07 +0000

well if you dont get it first of all french ppl have the reputation to be some pervert …also nicolas sarkozi is with a top model and if you check the guard behind him he has a trojan helm …i hope it make a bit more sense for you.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:40:47 +0000

So, you really think the caption maker should cater to people who have a pedantic knowledge of various helmets and lack the ability to see past accuracy details for a laugh?

I mean, I prefer accurate jokes, but to HATE those that take some liberties to aim for humour seems … Worrying.

By: chatmort

chatmort — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:36:41 +0000

I think it’s the hat of a cuirassier (cavalry) if I am not mistaken.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 01:05:55 +0000

Well the explains my first two kids.

By: Kai

Kai — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:40:33 +0000

Tempted as I am to make a Trojan joke…

The dude in the helmet is pretty handsome ;D

By: sakc

sakc — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:40:26 +0000

also a midget burgundy

By: I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away.

I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away. — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:20:02 +0000

Oh Farva tries to be funny and calls people “Chicken Fvckers and bawks”.

By: Nucky the Booty Wench

Nucky the Booty Wench — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:18:20 +0000

Oh…..well, forgive me. I was stoned when I saw that movie. I have very little memory of it.

By: I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away.

I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away. — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:09:25 +0000

No Froth… just repeating a line from Super Troopers….

By: Nucky the Booty Wench

Nucky the Booty Wench — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:04:53 +0000

Does anyone else find it warm in here? *starts taking off clothes*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:37:40 +0000

[waits for whiskey to kick in]

By: Nucky the Booty Wench

Nucky the Booty Wench — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:33:47 +0000

Oh dear, PB, you have some froth on your chin. Here, let me wipe that off.

By: Nucky the Booty Wench

Nucky the Booty Wench — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:32:06 +0000

Oh, thank god! *takes the coffee and gulps it down* You are my favorite, paws, I owe you big time.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:26:09 +0000

[produces large Irish coffee]
Here you go Nucky; have this one.

By: I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away.

I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away. — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:20:44 +0000

But the helmet is New Orlean’s Zombie protection from Canadian Belgian flag twirlers out for Socialist gians by using teleprompters b/c Bush is dumb and Palin pics baits trolls!!! Elebenty… Chicken Fvckers… BaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhKKKKKK!!!!

By: Nucky the Booty Wench

Nucky the Booty Wench — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:14:30 +0000

Nevermind….I need coffee *walks away muttering to self about not making stupid comments before coffee*

By: I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away.

I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative with a Heart, Now Go Away. — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:13:54 +0000

No really, I have a little wooden horse that I give to women…

By: Nucky the Booty Wench

Nucky the Booty Wench — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:11:59 +0000

It took me a minute too, DU. Look at the guard standing behind them….he’s wearing a trojan helmet.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:06:32 +0000

And the Trojan Horse is the extra large one.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:59:47 +0000

Not to mention the fact that if the guy were a real Trojan he would be at least 3000 years old, and he can’t be more than, what, 25? These kind of historical inaccuraces ruin the joke for me. I had to go and lie down and cry. Of course I know fvck all about helmets, so I missed that one.

By: Sesoron

Sesoron — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 03:23:52 +0000

Precisely. That’s a post-gunpowder helmet design, originally used with cavalry and later (i.e. at the time of this photo) adapted to ceremonial use. Therefore, to those of us with a cursory (or better) knowledge of the history of armor, the joke falls utterly flat. God I hate jokes that require the recipient to not know something about the real world in order to be funny.

By: Patriarch Green Beard the Canuck

Patriarch Green Beard the Canuck — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:56:19 +0000

Waffles FTW!!!

By: Ivan, Socialist Belgium Superstar!

Ivan, Socialist Belgium Superstar! — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:50:32 +0000

Einstein’s pajamas?

By: Smitty

Smitty — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:47:07 +0000

No. The Belgian flag is light brown and has little squares all over it. Wait… I might be thinking of something else.

By: wickets ebil twin

wickets ebil twin — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:18:57 +0000

Is that a Belgian flag he’s standing next to?

By: Zoreta

Zoreta — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:57:32 +0000

Trojans are a brand of condom.

By: Ivan, Socialist Belgium Superstar!

Ivan, Socialist Belgium Superstar! — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:01:49 +0000

*giggle* Charro, they said “tallywhacker”.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:06:37 +0000

Well, then he must be an Israeli soldier.

By: Philip

Philip — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:31:17 +0000

A Trojan with that kind of helmet? The Greeks (and western Turks) never used metal straps or metal plumes. And Almost all their helmet designs also covered the lower half of their heads, for obvious reasons.

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:44:11 +0000

I think he’s saying, “Dude…smell my hand!”

By: Brak the Asgardian Zappaist

Brak the Asgardian Zappaist — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:43:02 +0000

But …This…Is…..SPARTA!!!!!

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:24:02 +0000

Yeah, I’ve wondered if Carla has to be constantly drunk to make it through her “wifely duties”.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:22:03 +0000

I’m sure Mrs. PB will have something to say about THAT.

By: viking gal, original AAAM member

viking gal, original AAAM member — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:45:00 +0000

I feel the same about Sarkozy, so I’ll forgive you!

By: Wino

Wino — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:44:42 +0000

The trojan is a dude.

By: viking gal, original AAAM member

viking gal, original AAAM member — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:43:13 +0000

Especially when they are left in the briefcase/suitcase…

By: cyclegeek

cyclegeek — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:42:01 +0000

I wouldn’t touch her without a full body condom with filtered air supply, using someone elses body. That is a scary woman.

By: I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative With a Heart!! Now STFU!!

I Like Peanut Butter the Conservative With a Heart!! Now STFU!! — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:36:10 +0000

HEY my Trojan Horse is for ALL the ladies…

By: Patriarch Green Beard the Canuck

Patriarch Green Beard the Canuck — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:25:35 +0000

Eddie! Good to see you again, we’ve missed your biting quips keeping the trolls off the lawn.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:16:50 +0000

*yawn*

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:48:15 +0000

Yes, that is where my explanation falters. I was going to go with the whole “the Trojan Horse is a gift from the gods” route but it was very anti-male.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:02:18 +0000

That kinda makes sense….except for the part where they SNEAK OUT!

Not generally what you want the “little men” doing, you know?

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:56:04 +0000

Apparently shaking hands with either Hilary or Sarkozy can get you pregnant. Wonder which it is.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:47:03 +0000

Well, I think the whole point is that the Greeks put their invading men inside the Trojan Horse. So…your “little men” wind up in a Trojan condom.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:44:00 +0000

*snicker* You said “tallywhacker”.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:47:15 +0000

I’m sure Hillary’s tallywhacker is big enough for the Magnum…

By: FaileV

FaileV — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:18:26 +0000

they named it after the side that lost while they were “busy”
apt name i think.

By: LurkinMerkin

LurkinMerkin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:14:10 +0000

Sorry to hear you’re not getting it. You really are missing something, hope you start getting some soon, but DON’T forget the Trojan!

By: Wino

Wino — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:12:57 +0000

I think we established yesterday that Trojans are ineffective nearly 20% of the time in some cases.

By: UpTheYingYang

UpTheYingYang — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:10:53 +0000

I always find it amusing that a contraceptive was named after the side that LOST the war.