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if you insist. After all, he couldn’t even talk to a room of 6th graders without his pet teleprompters telling him what to say. And let’s not forget that Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address on his shirtsleeve! Did that make him an idiot?
Insert Lincoln was a Democrat comment from people who are “educated” by communist teachers to say everyone ELSE is stupid.
At least when normal people lie, they don’t need it written for them.
Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to try and change it because they want stupid liberals to think that Famous Amos is more important than Thomas Edison.
George Santayana
I think Nikola Tesla was more important than Thomas Edison.
He was Russian, no Russian has ever been more important that an American…. YOU Communist!!!
I know you’re joking, ILPB, but Tesla wasn’t Russian — Serbian, with an Austrian nationality due to where the borders were in 1856 (today it would be Croatia). Also, he became an American citizen in 1891.
Ninja’d!!
Q-|<!
He was Belgian
Only if you turned him sideways.
Before or after Katrina?
Raaaaaaacist!111!!!!11!!elebenty!
I know it was aweful how Katrina only effected black people in New Orleans (per Kanye, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton)……… So it must be racist for me to bring it up.. I apologize for my insensitivity.. **bows to almost touch floor**
*tiptoes up behind ILPB*
BOO!
*gooses him*
WOW! Who knew that peanut butter could run that fast?
Pssst…Tesla was a Serb.
whats up with how they made the comments “mandatory” to look at? i don’t care about the comments and it takes longer to load the page..
WTF are you on about?
when i used to look at pictures on here, it would only show the picture and now it has to load the comments too, its stupid
Only if you click on the comment link does it load the comments. Why are you posting the same comment a million times if you only want to look at the photos??
Tesla was f’ing awesome; Edison was a (contemplates PK’s current filtering software)….a jerk.
Communist!!!! Edison gave us the automatic hammer…
He also deliberately lied to and ripped off Tesla; AND electrocuted numerous animals (including an elephant, for crying out loud!) in an attempt to discredit Tesla and Westinghouse’s alternating current.
{http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/01/dayintech_0104}
BUT HE INVENTED THE AUTOMATIC HAMMER!!!! (Simpsons reference here!!!)
AND EXTRA LEGS ON SEATS SO YOU DON’T FALL OVER WHEN YOU LEAN BACK!!!
*fist pumps* yesyesyes!!!!! Beautifully put! Really, I do love Famous Amos cookies, but without the light bulb, I could never find the right shelf!
I find them by sense of smell.
They task me!
They task me and I shall have them!
You fail to remember that the party beliefs were WAY different than what they are today. And anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of history know that Lincoln was liberal.
no, but…. since he wrote it on the back of an envelope and not his shirt sleeve…. he was being green.
Writing on her hand doesn’t make her an idiot, just as much as using a teleprompter does not make Obama an idiot. What it makes her is a hypocrite. She implied that Obama is disingenuous and fake, elitist, because he needs reminders to keep his speeches on track. She does the same thing, in another manner.
Well put, but hardly what the Palin lovers and Obama haters want to hear, so it will be easily dismissed.
Incorrect. She has single words written on her hand showing areas she is to cover. Obama has speeches typed out. Difference much?
President of United States whose trying to save Americans lives via health reform vs Half-@ss governor who during her half-@ss term did nothing but help make Big Oil bigger and was investigated more than once for ethics violations. Difference much?
We could go 5, 10, or 15 years back in their lives and do the comparison again. That would actually be pretty interesting.
Palin only needed to write down a few words because she talks the same meaningless blather every time she opens her mouth.
I just want to know in what universe it makes sense to criticize the president for using a teleprompter. The president is the face of our country and I think it makes sense that he would want to get his words just right and not just wing it.
Factual fail. From Wiki:
“Lincoln arrived by train in Gettysburg on November 18, and spent the night as a guest in Wills’s house on the Gettysburg town square, where he put the finishing touches on the speech he had written in Washington, D.C.[12] Contrary to a common myth, Lincoln neither completed his address while on the train nor wrote it on the back of an envelope.[13] This story is at odds with the existence of several early drafts on Executive Mansion stationery as well as the reports of Lincoln’s final editing while a guest of David Wills in Gettysburg.”
Hi. That was BS.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/6thgrade.asp
Enjoy your failburger.
“he couldn’t even talk to a room of 6th graders without his pet teleprompters telling him what to say.”
Don’t tell me you fell for that one? Click my name for the snopes page.
Insert Libertards emotionally charged, non-factually based comments here. You people can only attack and defame someone that disagrees with you. Every time a conservative or constitutionalist engages you in a logical debate your argument turns to the same thing as Body Odor, blame Bush and then call them a racist and run away.
Actually more often than not I get straight answers from the liberals here, maybe it’s b/c I engage them in an intelligent manner, or at least respectful manner.
And anyone who has spent any length of time here would have known that. I really hate the hit and run comments that bag on people without having a clue what’s really going on.
I can also attack and defame someone who agrees with me, but I don’t see any reason to.
actually with the logic you just attempted to display, the EXACT same thing can be said about “conservatives”. Disagree no matter what on any topic because the opposition has a dissenting opinion.
It works both ways on both sides of the spectrum.
“Libtards” & “Conservatards” are self righteous a-holes that have no logic whatsoever about them.
On another note, brilliant picture. Made my day =D
I too have noticed how the liberals often use the nonsensical issues to try to keep people from thinking about the real issues. My biggest problem with it is the same thing that happened to me on this site this winter. That people believe the nonsensical even as it morphs into unfair lies. But at least it does point put who our true friends are, and those who can think for themselves, lol!
You’re funny, lol!
Thank you! I feel the gloves are off with a dunno source lol. But really I want to discipline myself to not be side tracked off of the true issues. It’s so easy to slip into the response mode and forgo the meat of a subject. But I do realize some are on here strictly to have fun, or argue or?….I prefer the mix. I like to confuse some of those nonsensical cheezpeeps mentioned above who track me on this site, by being unpredictable. The gal who was after me this winter did some really not nice things. It is difficult to try to be gracious an not be drawn in while trying to keep a good solid name from being tainted by rumor and false accusations and innuendo. Seriously, this gal would talk to thin air as if a person was there responding. But no one was! Weird. You gotta just laugh. And send good proofs to the mods. She did get ousted but is back under a new name. She is leaving me alone at present. Blessings!
Psst…I’m pretty sure that wasn’t meant to be a compliment from Wino. I think he’s laughing AT you not WITH you.
Ummm….yeah! My response threw you if not ‘him’.
But the real issue, is whether or not it’s a Belgian flag turned sideways in Montreal being held by an Israeli soldier looking mysteriously like that socialist Einstein. Makes PERFECT sense to me.
All clues to the MURDERRRRRRR.
But but but does Ceiling Cat really hate f@gs? Can you prove that Obama worships Basement Cat and Palin’s pus… I won’t go there
No it’s photoshopped, lol you idiot!!!!!
I think the flaw in your argument is how you generalize all liberals in a very narrow light. I’ve seen many conservatives and liberals on this sight have discussions about politics and discussions about their pets and make jokes together without even bringing up their political views at all. To myself, a liberal, your statement immediately places me (in your eyes) as a distraction, nonsensical, and a liar. Do you see how a decent and constructive discussion with you is basically impossible, seeing that you already have a predisposed idea about me and after your statement, I have a predisposed idea about you? It’s like you are complaining about how salty your soup is, while at the same time you are pouring in more salt.
See, now I would have just gone with ‘You’re being incoherent,’ but I like how you’re all reasonable and rational with someone who made me think I’d taken migraine drugs when I hadn’t. Internets to Wicket!
Quack.
HEY!
*givesconservatroll a mean look*
What do you mean, “You People”? HUH???!?
If the shoe fits….by the way, I have not seen any teleprompter lols on here…strange.
It is because they are not very funny, original, insightful, or really anything, but an obnoxious jab at Obama.
The same could be said about this particular lol.
True.
Not really, that’s Sarah Palin, not Obama.
Substitute Conservative for Sarah Palin and Liberal for Obama….. for the most part. And YES there can be some good Tele-prompter jokes on Obama. But ZOMG EVERYONE uses a Tele-prompter…. yes they do, however some not to the extent that President Obama does.
I blame the whole Yo-Yo-Bama thing on you, ILPB… NO MORE TROLL BAIT FOR YOU!!!
HEY this isn’t the post I baited on……. This was strictly showing a Palin LOL That’s enough of Troll Bait!!! Besides the Bait I use is like Ant Poison, it’s supposed to kill the Trolls.
Ok, I will use [SARCASM] [/SARCASM] brackets next time.
And your statement that Obama uses a teleprompter to a greater extent to others is based on … ?
There is no indication or even proof of this anywhere except in conservative propaganda.
Politico, not known to be a conservative think tank has had a few articles on this. Michael Gerson (known liberal editorialst for the Washington Post) has even written Obama takes his Teleprompter everywhere with him. To not think Obama over uses a teleprompter is just blind loyalty. That’s like saying I follow Sarah Palin, but I’m sure she’ll keep her religion out of my politics.
It could be that the teleprompter issue is just stupid (as are the writing on ones hand, shirtsleeve, or back of an envelope issues).
Whatever happened to note cards?
too expensive, and not environmentally sound, do you know it takes four trees to make one card.
And we all throw away the cards we don’t use when the speech is over (since really, what else are you gonna do with them), so we chopped down eleventy hundred trees for NOTHING!!
I thought politicians just reused the same speeches, regardless of the question. Kind of like a speech recycling program.
Even if they re-use the speech they need to re-write it on the cards!!!!!
Why is it stupid? People made fun of Bush for his inability to speak, however Obama has shown some struggling without a teleprompter, but we’re to ignore it, not harp on it? Why? Y’all are just feeding the right that liberals are hypocrites. From the outside it’s easy to see “We can make fun of whatever we want and it’s funny no matter how many times we say it, but don’t you dare make up your own and make fun of OUR President.”
Then make fun of Obama when he struggles without the them. Maybe Bush should have made better use of teleprompters.
Or we can make fun of Obma for needing a telepormpter in order to answer pre-ordained questions, after he had been touted by the left and himself as an eloquent speaker.
He is an eloquent speaker. Eloquent speakers can make use of speaking aids. Its a stupid issue. If it was a stupid issue and there was anything remotely funny about it, it would be worth repeating. But it is not funny in the least bit.
I actually find it funny. So do many other people, just some not on here. If done right it can be quite entertaining. The fact that you don’t find it funny means that you should be able to empathize with some of the Bush is dumb, Sarah’s an idiot detracters.
Wino says:
March 18, 2010 at 12:26 pm
“It could be that the teleprompter issue is just stupid (as are the writing on ones hand, shirtsleeve, or back of an envelope issues).”
The best teleprompter jokes ARE funny. But you aren’t trying to be funny when you say he “overuses” it, you are just insulting the guy on a very weak argument. Ronald Reagan used teleprompters for jebus sakes, and it was never an issue.
Thank you Wicket’s twin – the conservative media are trying to create an argument or a weakness on a very weak premise to deter from the the fact that he is so much more eloquent and insightful than Bush, McCain or Palin.
Also I get the feeling they cannot find real “weaknesses” of this kind so they go after really silly things (birthers, teleprompter discussion etc.). If they had spotted a real weakness, they would have already gone after it.
(And no, I am not talking about political actions, those are always subjective and you can argue either way for any political figure, depending on the camp you are from)
Of course all elected officials use teleprompters when speaking in public, but at least Reagan could form a coherent sentence without “uhs” and “ahs” every other word without a ‘prompter in front of him.
When the president is asked a question, the teleprompter keeps him on topic. At least then he doesn’t talk for 30 minutes answering one question, rambling back and forth and not really answering what was asked, like he did in the Beir interview the other night…….He sorely needed a prompter then, if for no other reason than to keep the lies straight.
Michael Gerson was a speechwriter for Bush II (Axis of Evil is one of his bits of prose) so hardly a liberal anything.
This is unfortunately another tactic of the conservative media – just spread certain talking points around, then say “but the liberals are saying it as well, so it must be true”.
Following these arguments (if you know about where they come from) IS blind loyalty, questioning the sources and the information you are fed by any media, is not.
Have you ever actually READ the Washington Post or Gerson’s editorials? So you my friend can STFU about your I ‘m not checking my sources and I’m spreading lies. Everytime I’ve proven you wrong you try and say I’m lying. So just go the fvck away and die already. You’re pissing me off.
You know what? I totally understand Obama’s use of the teleprompter. I’m the type of person who can sound real smart-like with the words in front of me, but if they aren’t, my mind gets a big scrambled trying to search for the right words. It doesn’t make him stupid or less eloquent. It just means he doesn’t speak as well off the cuff as others might. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Not saying there is or there isn’t to a point. Just like Mr. Bush you should be able to answer a few questions that he’s “un-prepared”. Since Bush tried and was made to look a fool (though behind closed doors it was said he was a GREAT speaker) but to me it looks kind of bad when he needs that almost 100% of the time. Leader of the free world should be able to think and speak for himself sometimes.
And I don’t think it’s a big deal.
And if it was a Conservative Republican?
teleprompter joke at the 45 second mark
Wicket, he was in lecture mode during that, and during the Republican beat-down he administered during that bogus Q&A on healthcare. When he’s able to monopolize and say what HE wants to say, he’s an extremely good speaker. When he’s challenged at all or asked a question he doesn’t want to answer, the hemming and hawing are agonizing.
Case in point: The Republican beat-down during the hearing about healthcare reform, when Obama’s own words were read back to him and he was asked to explain them. If he’d had lasers for eyes, several Republicans would be dead right now. And he never really answered any of their questions, even though he spoke more than both sides (“I’m the president, we don’t count my time toward the total.”)
To stay factual here, I just want to ask again – he was “made to look a fool” – how? It was pretty clear from just seeing recordings of him speaking in any media, he was doing a pretty good job of it himself. Implying that there was some conspiracy to make him look like a fool, now THAT’s pure loyalty.
“behind closed doors it was said he was a GREAT speaker” – if it was behind closed doors a) How do YOU know about it? b) how can this be a valid source since by definition it never reaches the light of day – this can just be a claim anyone can make.
Also, the fact that you think he needs it 100% of the time is an assumption on your part based on a very weak argument by the conservative media. That you imply it means he cannot think for himself is actually kind of funny – Bush gave much more direct evidence of not being able to do so where so far Obama has given none.
I am not claiming to know that he doesn’t use teleprompters (as ANY president in any government does as a general rule), but the claims and deductions the conservative media make and you repeat here are very weak and to agree with Rando quite inconsequential. (Although the “cannot think for himself” part is just pure sniping sillyness – and no, I won’t make a Bush or Palin joke here)
GGR you fvcking RETARD!!! Where do I say it was a media conspiracy that Bush looked a fool. I said he was made to look a fool…. ie he made himself an idiot when he spoke without the teleprompter. MY fvcking GOD will you just please go the fvck away and stop misreading $hit just to be a fvcking typicla liberal a$$hat!!!!!
It was said… you quoted it already…. people who worked for him have said that behind closed doors and in private meetings he was a great speaker. I can show soruces if you want….. but my god do you have to try and argue with EVERYTHING!!! When you aren’t even reading it properly. You are the quint essential definition of a fvcking a$$hat!! but you’re trying to do it in a polite manner…. so I’d say a Gentleman’s A$$hat!!!
About Obama, did I claim he needed it 100% of the time, no, I said ABOUT 100% of the time. Oh look another “typical liberal way to argue and leave out vital words” (how does it feel Mr. “High and Fvcking Mighty!!!)
Ok definition here: If someone is feeding you answers the majority of the time for “prepared” inteviews or speeches, THEN YES you are not thinking for yourself. Pretty freaking simple concept.
Really weak? You don’t think there’s more that I’ve said, I love how you just take only the teleprompter issue I’ve said with Obama, there’s plnety more. It’s when you add them up you get a pretty weak President. If you can’t see that, keep drinking the Kool-Aid, and watch for 2012.
Nice one, Grrr. How does it feel to be 5x essential?
Actually, this one made me LOL.
Here’s one (clicky)
*giggles* Niiice.
Ok ILPB- this one is funny.
*gigglesnort*
Had she actually been speechless, McCain would have won, and Texans would never have learnt their new favourite word “Seceed”.
It’s been a trip frankly.
Actually you toothless illiterate socialist loser, had it not been for her, he wouldn’t have even come close. If it hadn’t been for illegal immigrants and homeless bums being allowed to vote 3 times, he would have won.
Now go wait 6 months for an x-ray.
Illegals didn’t get any votes and the homeless population has just as many republican suporters as democrat and no matter which party they voted for they only got one vote.
Obama won because he was able to convince more people to vote for him. It really is that simple.
No Obama won b/c the Republicans did a $hitty job of running the country the previous 8 years…. The PEndulum will swing back in 2010…. people are fickle, and Yo Yo’s dumber than Forrest Gump.
They did a $hitty job, really? what was the unemployment rate for those 8 years? Where was the stock market during those 8 years?
Obama has outdone the national debt of 8 years of that “$hitty job” in a little over a year. So if the 8 years before were $hitty, the next 4 are going to be far far worse.
Forrest Gump, wasn’t that the role played by Tom Hanks? The liberal idiot that says we were in WWII because we’re “racist”?
By the way, if you also think that homeless people would vote for a republican (who don’t support handouts for deadbeats), you’re dumber than Tom Hanks.
You mean two wars, no exit plan from either. Economy crashing in Bush’s last year, adding to the national debt with stupid social programs to appease the Democrats, a decent economic boom that was just as fragile as the Internet Economic Boom under Clinton, and look what happened then, it collapsed. It’s just the party in power has to pay. And really as Republican, I feel my party abandoned me for the Christian Right.
You forgot to point out that the dems had the majority in the last couple of years during the Bush presidency. I do agree with you that Bush spent too much…you would think the dems would be happy about that though. Guess not.
Which is always the excuse to try to bail George out of any responsibility for his presidency. “But but but the Democrats had congress for a couple years!” And George had a veto.
I didn’t Bail him out… however the Dems have been in charge of Congress for almost 4 years now….. If Health Care passes chances are the Repubs will take the House back in 2010, White House back in 2012 and Senate about the same time……
I am not so sure that health care reform will be an automatic win for Republicans. I hear it repeated a lot, but it assumes quote a lot of things about the future. It is always possible, god forbid, that health care reform works among the many other things that have been done over the last year.
If multiple polls from different sources show that this is not what the American people want, then chances are it is somewhat accurate. (I’m not a fan of polls but when polls that usually “conflict” somewhat match I’m inclined to believe them). It will not “work” quick enough to sway the voters right now. The numbers do not add up, people are still losing their jobs and don’t want to see more money out of the economy. I’m for reform in some form or another, but not what is written.
Polls this far in advance of elections tend to not be that predictive. I would argue that Democrat losses and gains will have almost nothing to do with health care and nearly everything to do with the economy in September, October, and November.
“I’m for reform in some form or another, but not what is written.”
Let me correct that for you ILPB. I’m for reform in some for or another, but not what we think is written.
My local house rep was on the radio this morning saying that she has not even read whay they are supposed to be voting on this Sunday. She said she will not vote on it without reading it….Hope she is a fast reader since it is reportedly 2600 plus pages. And there inlies the problem. Neither side really know what the heck they are voting for or approving this weekend. Doesnt anyone see any problem with that? It is complete madness I tell you. But I guess people get what they deserve. How are those refund checks working out for you NY?
Ask any rep if they read the bill that sent us to war in Iraq. Ask any rep if they read the bill that gave the wealthiest 5% a huge tax break…they didn’t. That’s what their staffers are paid to do. Congressmen, unless they write the bill, NEVER read the bills they vote on. It is summarized for them by their staffers. It’s only been that way for hundreds of years. So now seems a pretty stupid time to start letting the process scare you. By the way, it’s the same Senate Bill that has already passed, they are only voting on the House’s changes to it.
Actually, can you name the multiple polls and their results?
Jon Steward actually did – and not one of them showed more than 60% disagree, in fact most of them were below the 50% mark.
But in general, any poll can be influenced by the way you ask the question, depending on what you want the outcome to be.
For example, if you asked someone: “Are you against the healthcare reform that could bankrupt you and cost you your job?” – What do you think the answer would be?
And – I have not once seen anyone be able to produce a valid source for the “majority of people are against it”-poll.
Wicket, that’s a “tu quoque” fallacy. Just because the other guys did it doesn’t make it right.
And Bush literally had a mandate to go to war…..bad intelligence or not, I believe the measure passed with either no “nay” votes, or almost none. This healthcare bill is being forced through by bribery and arm-twisting. It’s not even close to the same thing.
@ froo – to say that this legislation is being pushed through with “by bribery and arm-twisting” would assume that legislation is created in any other manner in the US. All legislation is full of pork, ‘back room deals’ and arm-twisting here. It is the direct implication of our beloved checks and balances and electoral rules.
Tu quoque. Doesn’t make it right.
Your argument, as I read it, is that our government should stop doing anything, since that is how our government works. If you want it done differently, then change the system; don’t complain about the bill complain about the structures that our wonderful founders put in place.
PS – it doesn’t really fall into the tu quoque category. I am not trying to discredit anyone or explain that anyone is acting inconsistently. I think our politicians act completely consistent with how they should given the tools available.
To my simple mind, if you have to lie to do it, you sholdn’t be doing it in the first place.
Which is why I’m not in politics.
We need to gut the system and start over before history strikes and does it for us.
I’m not saying lying has to be part of the process, but that pork-barrel politics is built into our system.
I agree about reform, but real change seems pretty impossible without a serious crisis of some sort forcing it.
There are just as many homeless that vote republican as there are that vote for demcrats. Both parties have allot to offer to the homeless so there vote tends to reflect on there own personal views more than who is giving out stuff.
If you really think groups like ACORN aren’t doing all they can to get people registered under MULTIPLE fake names, you are either very naive or just plain stupid. The reason democrats push for things like same day registration and refusing to make people show ID is to get people who AREN’T citizens to vote, the more times the better.
Yes Yo Yo there was voter fraud and intimidation, however it wouldn’t have made a lick of difference in this election. Simple fact is the Democrats could have put a freaking Panda Bear who promised everyone Bamboo Shoots on the ballot and it would have won. The American public was annoyed and pissed with the Republican party, just deal with it. Obama and the Dems are fvcking up enough that the tables will turn soon, and just hope the Repubs learned from their mistakes, aka not listening to people like YOU!!!
I like your tin foil hat.
SO: Though YO YO is full of moronicness, you can not believe that Acron did not use “immoral” means to get illegal votes for Obama. It’s been shown, it’s just that the Dems are so busy making sure our the American publics sites are too busy trying to stop Health Care, organizations like Acorn are getting mroe power. Acron is to Obama as Haliburton is to Cheney.
Where has it been shown that Acorn did anything “immoral” or illegal to effect the vote? I need sources with multiple good refrences before I believe something like that.
The truth of course is complicated, because it involves human beings. Acorn did have some workers who broke the law–and we know that, because Acorn administrators reported them, as is appropriate.
There is no organization involving humans which is completely blameless or flawless in the actions of those humans. But of course that fact would not make good copy for the pundits and radio hosts.
There are several states that have lawsuits against ACORN for voter fraud…Nevada is one of them. I’m pretty sure Mickey Mouse wouldnt have registered to vote. Try google it works well.
that’s not voter fraud, it’s voter registration fraud – get your stones right before casting them.
If someone is illegally registered to vote and they vote, then it’s both voter fraud and voter registration fraud, which occurs in every election, it’s just that ACORN (a group closely affiliated with Obama, and about a s corrupt as any corporate entity that is “affiliated” with Republicans. As I said earlier ACRON is to OBama as Haliburton is to Cheney, the only sad thing is many Dems are overlooking Acron’s discretions after trying to pinpoint all the Iraq and Afghanastan contracts on Cheney. That’s what irritates me. Just man up to it.
ACORN is a red herring that conservatrolls use to try do 2 things:
1) Make themselves feel better because they can’t accept Obama actually won fair & square.
2) Make Obama look sleazy. I don’t know everything ACORN has done. VG said some people broke the law in ACORN. That automatically makes the entire organization a bunch of sleazeballs?
What else do we have today? Jeremiah Wright perhaps? Or maybe just throw in a “dirty Chicago politician.”
And Halliburton and Oil Companies were Cheney’s and Bush’s Red Herrings……
Obama is not as clean as you would like Rando. One issue with tons of digging and searching fine, but it’s not hard to find issues with Obama, and there are many. Obama is heavily involved with Acorn, his wife involved with Health Scams in Chicago, Jerimiah Wright, how many of his nominees for places turned down for corruption reasons, people already in places with scandal, School Secretary who tried to hide a teacher’s affair with a student, someone having to resign due to inappropriate sayings and anti-American sentiments….. the list is very long my friend.
I would agree that Obama has his skeletons, but those that are emphasized by commentators on the left and right tend to be distractions from serious criticisms.
ACORN, although imperfect, has been overly maligned for its issues. In general, it is a good organization filling a much needed role in our society, primarily because we have archaic voter registration rules in most states.
Health scams seem serious, but I don’t know anything about them.
Jeremiah Wright is obnoxious and is now out of the picture. It was their minister. If you want to start on saying his beliefs and interpretations of the Bible are ridiculous (which I would mostly agree with), then we should be criticizing any politician who puts too much trust in ANY religious figure.
I find the rate at which Obama’s nominees were discarded for corruption very disturbing. To me, this is the biggest issue you have brought up.
- But I would like to see comparable statistics for previous President’s on this. I have this inkling that any President is going to have trouble finding people ‘knowledgeable’ and experienced that could fill these positions that do not have very large skeletons popping out of their closets.
Acorn isn’t responsible for any voter fraud, only voter registration fraud. And they openly admit it, and fixed the problem before the election. If you can only get kids to work minimum wage door to door to register poor people to vote…it’s likely those kids will fill out fake registration cards and go spend the day goofing off instead of working. That’s the extent of ACORN’s crimes. Do rich people hate it THAT MUCH when poor people vote to demonize the organization responsible to get the poor registered? Pathetic argument, only FOX news is still pushing this nonsense…that should tell you something.
Hehe way to call the “Jeremiah Wright one, he jumped straight on it.
GGRRR: Yeah you a$$htat I jumped right on that one, didn’t even mention anything else.. you really are a dumb fvck you know that.
I’ve never said Obama is clean. NONE of them are pristine. You don’t make in politics being a goody two-shoes. That being said, I don’t think he’s the sleazeball that the right makes him out to be. In fact, the more I hear about the red herrings from conservative pundits and Fox news (that sentence was redundant), the more I actually DISBELIEVE what is being said about him. Nothing pushes me faster to defend President Obama than hearing the right rant and rave stupidly about him. I have plenty of issues with how he has conducted his presidency so far, but the instant ACORN or Wright or the word “socialist” gets thrown out, then I’m on Obama’s side.
It makes go on the defensive.
Dam it. YoYo B spilled kool-aid all over the carpet.
Hope he managed to drink enough to get the job done.
Mickey Mouse got to vote.
Mickey Mouse tried to register to vote (by some lazy kids), he did not however cast a vote in the election. This acorn argument is old and has nothing but shock value for Fox News viewers.
Not to be a sticky wicket… er wicket, but how much did he get from Walt Disney Corp.? Sounds like Mickey voted with his dollar to me.
I realize that it’s off topic, and I don’t mean to discount Obama or the good he is trying to do in many areas, but I’ve never met a politician (liberal, conservative, black, white, yellow, red or other) with entirely clean hands.
Maybe Mickey should run? Then again, maybe thats why he wears those white gloves…to hide his dirty hands!
I have to say I do like the idea of politicians having to wear sponsor patches like NASCAR drivers and Olympic Athletes. A little honesty in politics is never a bad thing.
Makes sense i guess, except then Budweiser and Marlboro would probably be running the country…..or Tide
Name a country where they aren’t already.
Good point. Religious symbols sewn on their backs for faith based contributions would work for me too.
Pfft. THey have enough money to affect a political race, they ARE a company…and should be taxed as one. *still pissed about local Catholic bigwigs politicking at the state legislature*
Really. This way we’ll just know WHICH companies are in charge at any given time.
But he has no pants!!!!
At least unlike with Bill Clinton you never have to worry about when and where they’ll come off…
Mickey Mouse is such a player. He doesn’t even have to wear pants.
Mickey has pants. You’re thinking of Donald Duck.
I voted for Goofy once, but then Jean Chrétien stepped down as head of the Liberal party. *bah dum ching*
You obviously didn’t listen to the news from St. Louis. The dead and illegals were voting two and three times an hour up there you dumbass.
source?
Don’t engage the trolls, it only makes them stick around.
But if I don’t feed the trolls they will attack the townsfolk!
No, if you feed them they’ll never leave.
Hi there! I’m from St. Louis, and I’m pretty sure that you’re a fvcking moron.
What, haven’t you heard of the roaming herds of zombie voters of St. Louis??
Apparently they were sent by the Canadian government.
Now you’re getting it Wino….
Dangit, that’s where my herd went off to…
They also crash their cars into the shopping plaza across the street from my house, knocking out power for 13 hours (which is why I mysteriously disappeared from my own arguments yesterday afternoon), and causing gas leaks and fires in the plaza.
That didn’t have anything to do with anything. I was just pissed off that happened yesterday.
you toothless illiterate socialist loser
Stay classy, San Diego.
Wow. Your disconnect with the real world is rather substantial and impressive. I’d like to use you for some abnormal psych experiments if you don’t mind.
Apparently someone beat you to it!
Brainless: What happens when liberals are born, 3000% of the time.
bolding and bad math: things that don’t make you look more intelligent
Quack!
(Translation: Go back under your bridge and “educate” yourself)
ABORTION: What happens when you’re told your child will turn out just like YoYo Bama
Brainless: What happens when you say anything happens 3000% of the time. Please continue. I love it when conservatrolls make their own look bad. It’s awesome material.
I think that might involve the same thing happening at the same time in 30 alternate-dimension universes.
I doubt Yoyo would think about something that deep.
What only 30 of them? That makes the assumption that 100% of liberals are born without brains in only 30 universes. String theory says there could be 10^500 universes. According to Andrei Linde and Vitaly Vanchurin, however, the total number of universes is about 10^10^10,000,000 – that’s a 10 raised to a number ending with 10 million zeros!!
If we assume YoYoBama’s 3000% is evenly distributed across all of these universes (which we should for statistical accuracy) then the probability of liberals being born brainless becomes astronomically minute. In fact it could take hundreds of billions of years before one is finally born without a brain in any given universe
Well, that sounds alright then.
Awesome
Rando: I found out what the Troll A$$ was referring to. In some speech Obama said something about 3000% return on ealth Care costs for employers…… You Tube it.
Well, that seems unlikely, but at least it’s mathematically possible.
I just about can see it in some cases, where the employer has to pay a fraction of salary in healthcare insurance, salary to the ill person, and several times salary for a contractor to cover the ill person’s post (and not as well as the post is normally done at that).
Thank God people in the Marine Corpse aren’t brainless or the morons on here wouldn’t have the freedom to say the same old lame $hit over and over and over.
Thank God for a successful genetic experiment involving a gorilla and a jackass, or you wouldn’t be here flinging sh!t, beating your chest and braying.
*Marine Corps
And all people are brainless, to some extent or the other. They just look less brainless when their ideals and beliefs happen to align with one’s own.
He said “Marine Corpse” on purpose to make a rather lame jab at Obama mispronouncing “Corps” in a speech. If this is the best he’s got, I’m really kind of saddened.
I was in the Marine Corps and I can tell you that there were definately some brainless peeps in there.
Best people in the world to take a hill by force, but ask them to form a complete sentence (especially those fresher from Boot) and you’re in trouble..
Present company excluded.
I’m gonna
wash my hands
wash my hands
wash my hands
I’m not crazy
Nothing says “liberals are stupid” like saying learnt.
How’s the health “care” over where they can’t spell favorite?
Better, and way cheaper, than it is where they can’t spell favourite.
Better???? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
it’s cheaper because you refuse to treat people, not doing anything is always cheaper you dip$hit.
When people from here go THERE for healthcare, then you can say it’s better. And that will never happen.
Oh for god’s sake, STFU and go away. Try actually presenting an intelligent argument for your opinion instead of just spouting fear-mongering talking points you learned from the media.
[spots Nucky, lands an expert cover tackle winding her slightly so he has time to catch her wrists and pin her down, then kisses her often, fondly and enthusiastically]
It’s only called sexual assault if you don’t yell “surprise” first!
Nucky!!!
Surprise!!!!
*tree house*
You’re asking too much of somebody that’s never left the trailer park.
That isn’t fair to those who live in trailer parks. ‘YoYo’ obviously got kicked out eons ago, and lives in a cave somewhere.
*grumbles* Depends on the trailer park.
I used to live next to one on the street I call the Meth Strip Mall in ol’ Jefferson County, MO. Knowing that one, I’d say they’d probably make Yoyo their tinfoil-wearing leader shortly before all accidentally shooting each other in celebration.
Don’t insult trailer trash like that.
How about meth lab trailer trash?
FFS, who gave Rush Limbaugh this web address?
I think this one was my favourite troll ‘argument’ particularly when they try to use a proper word to show that “liberals are stupid”
Nothing says “YoYo Bama’s stupid” like typing Marine Corpse. Marine Corpse? Really? Zombie Marine saved us?
AAAAAhhhhhh – run away!!! the Zombie marines are coming.
OMG!! How are we supposed to fight THAT??!!!
Barry took our guns – how do we fight the government sponsored zombie marines. The horror.
From Canada…..
Simple we use the knives.
But they are highly trained in nom-ing brains.
Well I was told time and time again, the only thing to use against home invading zombies is a knife, b/c you’re more than likely going to shoot a loved one (not infected) that the Zombie.
that’s why you play zombie videogames. it teaches you to stay in a group and shoot only when there’s a mass of zombies in front of you.
problem with knives is this
Gun————————–zombie bitey range
Knife-zombie bitey range
What if your knife is a battle axe? Then the ratio is:
Knife—zombie bitey range
I can deal with that!
What if your knife is a razor sharp replica of the Conan sword? Choppa de zo-ombieeee.
*thunk*
“Deh Tzom-bee. It iz deat.”
Crom!
FTR, I said I keep the knife in the bed stand… I still keep my boom stick in the gun safe.
But what if the Zombies are at the gun safe first?!?!!?
Can zombies actually aim?
I’m thinking more “$hit what’s the combination? 10…. 60… $hit $hit $hit… OWE Fvck I’m bit”…
@ILBP: I suppose that depends on whether we’re talking classic slow shambling zombies, or high speed Resident Evil style zombies. I could unlock my safe, collect my firing pin, go get my ammo, stop for lunch, assemble, load, aim and fire by the time the slow ones get to me. The quick ones I’d take VG’s Great Axe or a good saber over the boom stick though… my reaction time is better with melee weapons.
Even slow ones can eventually over take you if there’s enough of them, especially in the confines of a building. You keep your firing pin seperate? Damn!?!? My gun safe has all weapons hanging ready and loaded. Of course it weighs 1000lbs, and is harder to get into than any bank vault.
I’ll prefer a boom stick, greater range it’s also easier to take out the legs. Then it’s def longer to get to you. Only Mila can use knives on Zombies.
Firing pins in a lock-box, ammo in a floor safe, guns in a gun safe, all in separate rooms. I don’t allow loaded fire arms in my home under any circumstances.
I’m not so self righteous to believe that is the only safe way to handle guns. In fact it’s probably overkill. It’s simply the way I choose to keep my guns. They are tools for very specific purposes, and under no circumstances do I intend to have them used for any other purposes.
Of course I keep my other tools under lock and key as well, with blades out of the power saws and such. I’m a bit obsessive about due diligence with one’s tools.
Greenbeard, I’m going to hazard a guess here that you’ve got babyproofing pretty much under control!
Greenbeard, sounds like you will be much better off than the ‘MY child knows better than to mess with a gun, because…’ folks.
Yes Mrs. Jones, you taught your child well. But the frontal lobes of a child/teen do not work as we would expect, not for many years.
Good lord, people, didn’t any of you watch Zombieland? You don’t need a GUN to kill a zombie. Banjos, toilet lids, pick axes, anything you have handy!
*Yawn* Move on, another boring Palin-is-stupid lol.
Yeah, and the “Obama-uses-a-Teleprompter” comments are inane as well as tiresome. Presidents have been using Teleprompters for decades and they’re standard equipment on the podium at major events by politicians of both parties. The purpose of the Teleprompter is to allow the speaker to keep his eyes up and toward the TV audience, instead of looking down at his notes.
If you see someone making a speech on TV, always keeping his eyes up and out, he’s using a Teleprompter. Look at photos of the podium at any recent national party convention and you’ll see a Teleprompter. They’re all over the place and everybody uses them. GET OVER IT!!
wow… so we should “get over” the fact, as pointed out above, that this idiot needed one to talk to little kids but it’s ok because everyone uses them. Guess what, “everyone” doesn’t use them every fvcking time they talk and you tools can’t “get over” well…anything. Should we also “get over” the fact that virtually every word he READS off a teleprompter is a lie?
I’ll go over this once more and I’ll try not to use too many big words because you seem to be a bit short on reading comprehension.
The purpose of a Teleprompter is to allow a speaker who’s being televised to keep his eyes up and toward the TV audience. It’s called “engaging the audience.” It’s a standard tool used by news anchors, and speakers of both parties, especially when they’re delivering major televised speeches.
To repeat…If the speaker keeps his eyes up and toward the audience and doesn’t look down, his notes are on a teleprompter and not on the podium. It’s just a tool to help with making a more effective presentation when on camera. Once again…GET OVER IT!!
He didn’t use a teleprompter to talk to kids. He used one to talk to journalists in a classroom. Get your facts straight.
Yeah he needed teleprompters for a 15 minute Q&A session, come on man…. man up and do your own talking.
If you knew anything or had any idea what you’re talking about, you’d know what a stupid comment that was.
I don’t think most of you “Obama-uses-a-Teleprompter” would even know what a Teleprompter was if someone hit you over the head with one.
You need to quit parroting talking points and think for yourselves.
By the way, Joe Biden, not exactly the brightest bulb in the chandelier, was making jokes last night (and he was actually funny) and he wasn’t reading off a teleprompter. So much for that argument.
And Obama can and does speak without a script and with no Teleprompter in sight. You’ve said absolutely nothing of any consequence here. GET OVER IT!!!
The camera folk very rarely show the teleprompters. But they are there.
You’re right. I remember seeing speakers at the CPAC convention making snarky remarks about Obama using a Teleprompter…while they were obviously reading their speeches off a Teleprompter. It was just on the very edge of the shot, but if you knew what to look for, you couldn’t miss it.
Interesting that they hid the name of the captioner — I wonder if they’re going to start doing that for all EWA$$hat/IrishGirl/etc. lolames from now on.
That makes some sense. Or perhaps there is some self-censuring going on.
Voteless:What happens when communists try and take over and can’t convince everyone to bankrupt the country legally.
Do the time warp much? Communism take over? Look out, here come the Cubans!
How many totally worthless individual comments did this fvckwit make this morning before I even got up?
3000% worth.
d(^.^)b
OMG!! JAC, what happened to you? Why have your ears come off your face?
Here I was thinking Andy might have bitten you… EVERYONE see Bitter is BACK!!!
*facepalm*
Hehe… first Sarah Palin LOL that has been funny.
If we ignore all Trolls will they go away?!?!?! My GOD they wouldn’t bite on my bait yesterday, but a wonderful Palin bashing picture (which I really don’t get) brings them out in droves………. **pours gasoline all over room, lights a cigarette and then flicks into the room as any tough guy would do** AND WTF is up with the retard putting the inappropriate picture, I mean kudos to the time it took and such, but REALLY couldn’t it have been a naked chick, no one wants to see sausage.
It’s “wonderful” even though you’re too damn stupid to get it…
Enough said.
By the way, if you flick a cigarette into a puddle of gas, it goes out.
Congratulations ILPB; you’ve found an @$$-hatter Conservatroll! LOL!
do you people have a text file with all the witty comebacks you use over and over so you can just copy and paste? You don’t do much to convince people how “smart” you are when you can’t even come up with a new insult that isn’t even insulting.
You want new insults? OK you ignorant, frothing, Twilight watching, Pelosi drooling, in the closet homosexual, bathroom stall stalking piece of $hit dirt bag who prefers small woodland creatures up his a$$ Mariah Carry listening inbred WANKER!!!! Is that better?
Oh, ILPB, when you talk like that, it turns me on. Insult the idiot troll some more.
*Walks into room, snatches Trollbait away from ILPB, locks it away in Union-Manufactured Vault*
DAMMIT, ILPB…. I go away for ONE MORNING and put you in charge of the trollbait… AND THIS HAPPENS!!! (points at YO-YO-Douchebag) DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT’S GOING TO TAKE TO GET THE SMELL OUT OF THIS PLACE??!!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS— YOU FEED THEM ONCE, THEY NEVER LEAVE!!!
*sets up teleprompter*
*puts on glasses*
*looks out over the audience of one*
*clears throat*
Quack.
*walks away from podium*
Sorry PB, that was for YoYo Troll.
It’s all good… I’m a Quck at times..
But look I now have my own Troll…. anybody know how to care for them?
I think this one should be killed outright. He seems very toxic, excretes poo from every pore and orifice, and flings that sh1t around. I don’t think he’d make a good pet.
But if I kill it won’t PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls) be up my a$$? I don’t want a lawsuit or anything…. just b/c it’s dirty and diseased ridden do we have to kill it? I mean Amy Whinehouse and Courtney Love are still around.
LOL.
When a troll is a public health hazard it must be destroyed. The CDC overrides anything that PETT can do. I think you need to kill it, it’s obviously rabid.
no, this one is obviously a detriment to himself and others. clearly not qualified for the rehabilitation program. it’s more merciful to put him down.
Have you SEEN Amy Winehouse or Courtney Love lately? We did kill them. They came back. They’re zombies now.
Go Quack yourself!
Go away, nobody likes you. You make us sane conservatives look like idiots, and frankly I prefer making myself look like an idiot…..
Oh and if you flick a cigarette in a damp area where some gasoline has had time to evaporate (ie create fumes) you’ll create a fire storm….. hence the whole time to light said cigarette.
Well, guess what, I have actually tried it and trust me, flicking a cigarette in a puddle of gas puts it out, but just to be sure, go pour some gas all over your section 8 apartment, get come cash back from your EBT card and buy a pack and try it, maybe you’ll have more luck.
Not everyone who disagrees with you is on welfare douchebag. Wrap that yoyo around your neck and jump off a bridge.
Really, then how did I get those 3rd degree burns on my hand when I was a teenager?!?!!? HMMM!?!?!
Section 8 housing, sorry I’m not your neighbor, I own my own house thanks. It’s ok though you keep making conservatives look like racist, sexist a$$hats, and feed the machine, meanwhile I’ll clean up your mess and realize your hate is really directed at your mother for not breast feeding you yet today.
OK, so you were dumb enough to try it standing close enough to get burned, I was smart enough to stand back far enough just in case. I win again
No actually it was the idiot who threw the cigarette under the car I was working on you wanker….. B/C he believed as you did….. OOPS!!!
Why did you try to set a fire using a cigarette and a puddle of gas? And why couldn’t it have worked that time?
Darwin works in mysterious ways.
Liberalism: Thinking that the government ever reduced the cost of anything.
Conservatism: Knowing that the government INCREASES the cost of everything.
Liberalism: Big insurance companies are evil because they make money.
Conservatism: The government is evil because they steal money and give it to people who don’t work.
Liberalism: We need to pass the “healthcare” bill because it will lower the cost that we don’t pay by 3000%!!!
Conservatism: Imagine if Bush had said that.
Ok, so why do you have a Federal Air Force, Army, Navy, Postal Service?
Conservative hypocracy – I am a Christian, but am exempt from that passage where Jesus says “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar” (which means “pay your taxes”).
Yeah but Caesar wasn’t a socialist!!!!
Isn’t it cute that Mr. YoYo thinks I’m a liberal…. awwwwwww isn’t it cute, let’s kill it!!!!
Caesar was technically a dictator though. And yes, we both noticed just how yoyou Mr YoYo actually is!
So he wasn’t a socialist, it’s ok to pay him taxes then…. MY GOD PAWS, you’ve argued with us conservatvies long enough to understand only Socialist and Communist governments shouldn’t get our Tax dollars!!!! Sheesh!!
We have a federal military because of the constitution that says the job of the government is to PROTECT THE COUNTRY.
There’s nothing in there about a postal service and guess what, the post office is BANKRUPT.
better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.
So you want everyone to pay their taxes? That’s kinda hard for the MILLIONS of people who don’t work and suck them up faster than the military now isn’t it?
Quack.
But the federal military is INEFFICIENT – government INCREASES the costs of EVERYTHING!!!@34bx
btw- “better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.” – hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funniest thing you have said yet.
if you’re going to use proverbs to make a point, please stick to them.
Actually, he did. He removed all doubt. Although he is getting a bit redundant now.
US Constitution Art I Sec 8, in part:
“To establish Post Offices and Post Roads”.
LOL pwned!
Yup. You’ve removed all doubt all right. Not that there was any doubt. Btw, if you hate the post office so much, why don’t you call them up and tell them not to deliver you any more of their socialist mail? I’m sure they have a hard time getting past your barbed wire and bunkers in front of the trailer anyway.
I agree with your quote and meaning. But it doesnt mean that Caesar should have everything. Just sayin…oh and Yoyo..your an idiot.
Wonderful. Another conserva-troll in the midst of a friggin LOL site. This will undoubtly bring about the “everything is Bush’s fault” libere-trolls.
LET THE FLAMMING CONTINUE!!
Well isn’t it all bush’s fault. I mean think about it, isn’t the only reason men do anything it’s to get into some bu…. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH you meant W.
No. You were right about the first one. All major wars were caused by the primitve desire of men to get some putang.
Persia vs Greece was because Xerxes wanted the Isle of Lesbos all to himself
Greece vs Troy was over Helen
Egypt vs Hittes happened right when King Tut went into puberty. COINCIDENCE?!
The Civil War was over southern belles and freed slaves in the north who turned out to be teh sexah
WW2 was because Hitler was jelous of the Jews getting all the hot blondes
Vietnam happened because South Vietnam had all the babes
Iraq & Afganistan is because Clinton & Bush was some Middle Eastern booty!!
Don’t you see ILPB?! Men are sex addicts because we’ve been infested with a virus conjured by a wizard alien from the planet Oberon!!!
Good season premier last night. Funny stuff, as always! I want to play that video game the boys were playing too! “I have a pre-nup Power-Up!”
I thought the video game was pretty inspired, too!
Damn!! See what I missed by not paying enough attention in history class.
ROFLMAO!! Know1, I think I have a crush on you.
You forgot Marc Antony fighting the Romans over Cleopatra….
I do believe we got into the Balkans b/c Miloshivic actually insulted Hiliary….
But I still can’t find why the hell the Grenada or Panama happened?!?!?!?
Hot Latin chicks with access to drugs?
And the Falklands were over sheep putang?
I know the Brits like their BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAA time, but really a full war with Argentina? I figured it was human bush….
Probably lead by the Welsh then.
Or the Scotts.
The Irsh if it were potatoes or beer bottles.
Please! Any fule kno we perfer sodomy and the lash.
The war with Argentina was because the British hadn’t heard Evita was dead.
And Napoleon’s conquests b\c he felt ‘small’.
It’s no coincidence that some of your worse megalomaniacs were short dudes. Not that I want to talk over the world. *look around suspiciously*
I hate it when the world talks over me in conversations
Oh FFS. *headdesk*
that whole mongol invasion thing…there’s a reason why a large number of the world population has mongol ancestry ~.0
Stupidity: Thinking that inane one-liners are a substitute for thoughtful political discourse.
Whatever I may think of his policies, I have to give O credit. He debated half the republicans in congress AND THEN gave an interview to FOX NEWS. That took brains and balls. I can’t visualize Palin or W doing anything similar, or two-thirds of the politicians in Washington for that matter.
You mean Palin going on interviews on CNN/ CBS/ and the Letterman Show (known Palin hater and flaming liberal).
Or how about Bush arguing with a Democratic Congress to try and privatize Social Security, however he realized that there are more pressing things to take care of.. (not that I’m a fan of W, but really be truthful in your $hit!!)
FOX NEW SUCKS FOX NEWS SUCKS FOX NEWS SUCKS
Barack Obama
Fox News has 5 times the viewers than all the liberal “news” combined, can I please go on Fox News, please?
Barack Obama
YoYo Bama, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but CNN has the best ratings of all time!
SO you might want to double check that fact. We also can’t count the time when CNN was the only News Network…. Right now CNN is losing heavily to Fox News in the ratings department
100% is 100%, serously though Can you link me to something showwing Fox ratings are higher?
Fox is winning in relative numbers. All of the major news networks are losing in absolute numbers.
{http://tvbythenumbers.com/category/ratings/cable-news}
Bias news makes more money I guess. I was happy to see how low msnbc was, I hate all bias media but those guys really rub me the wrong way.
I am honestly happy that all of the television news stations are on the decline. None of them report news. FNS – conservative drivel, MSNBC- liberal drivel, CNN-facebook & Twitter?
Nah CNN is just NOT as BAD as MSNBC. But really they aren’t that good anymore. When you think Anderson Cooper isn’t a Pundit, but an “anchor” then you really have issues.
PBS nightly news is still pretty good. *ducks from the conservative outrage*
It could be good to watch, but doesn’t make it very accurate…
They stick to the ‘representative from both/all three viewpoints’ VERY consistently, when doing anything controversial. And they seem to send reporters on pretty long-term overseas stints, or use in-country BBC reporters for the international news. But they don’t advertise as ‘Fair and Balanced’, because they don’t advertise!
But it’s still PBS…..
Yup. 1 hour of national and international news, no local ‘if it bleeds’ trash.
Of course with the bleeding of their budget, you do have all of the darned ‘sponsor announcements’ at the beginning. That plus fundraising… *sigh*
I have to admit to an addiction to one of my local stations’ morning news shows. Imagine, if you will, a local news program on public access produced and performed by complete amateurs. That’s what this show is like.
Example: This morning, one of the guys did a remote that included info on how to identify and avoid brown recluse spiders. Cut back to the anchors:
Female anchor: I’m so PARANOID about them! Every spring before I put on my gardening gloves I shake them and shake them and blow in them…
Male anchor: They won’t BITE you, will they? Do they have mouths?
…and my IQ this morning is 18 degrees.
Sarah Palin is on Fox about 3-5 times a week and Bush was many many times…..so WTF are you babbling about?
That’s probably because she works for them.
quix0te is referring to the idea of Palin giving an interview to a liberal-trending news station, i.e., the opposition, but you’re obviously too much of a moron to figure that out.
This has been reported.
Whatever it was. It’s gone now. Was it from Yoyo or was it our old friend c gray?
It was a picture made out of symbols and numbers of a male lower torso and the person was choking a republican or democrat depending on your affiliation… or better yet choking a Pat Robertson.
Or playing the one-holed flute. Artistically/anatomically well done, but it belonged on someplace like 4chan, not on this site.
That’s what I saw, VG….maybe it was an ascii Rorsach test.
I’m standing by my anatomy training! No psychology or other activities involved in my interpretations!
Stand firm against those soft sciences, VG! We must keep them at bay!
Where does theoretical physics fit in
The cartoon says it all. *link*
*philosopher taps on mathematician’s shoulder*
Ahem… how’s it going…
*steals philosopher’s stone, turns philosopher into gold and sells him* Hah!
Illogical. The philosophers’ (in the original term, lapis philosophorum, philosophorum is plural) stone is based on an unfounded assumption on the nature of matter that has been unequivocally disproved.
*Returns to human form in a puff of logic*
Ah, much better.
*watches GB try to outwit the security system in the museum that bought him as a gold statue* Hee hee.
*pulls out portal to Booty Island*
THPPPPPTTTT!!!!
*Jumps through magic portal and closes it behind him*
Never underestimate a pirate
But you’re not a pirate any more, you’re a bear. (Look in the ‘recent comments.’ lol.)
I’m a fully armed Canadian pirate bear…
FEAR ME!!!Elebenty11!!4!
*digs through gun box* I think a Mauser will do for a bear….
Ummm… oh look a distraction…
*flees*
Ha! We are not distracted by…oh, look, shiny!
I’m a Sarah Palin supporter, but I will concede this was a good one. Well played.
“The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will be LIVE”-Gil Scott Heron
I LOL’d at this one. As a longtime lurker, I can say that few others have done that for me.
Could it possibly be that speakers who have longer, better thought-out and more nuanced material to present will rely on such common tools as a TelePrompter to scroll them out, rather than smarmy bullet points like “Lift American Spirits” written on one’s hand? For flark’s sake, even someone doing a PP presentation with bullets still uses actual NOTES. Giving a speech isn’t supposed to be riffed like a Robin Williams stand up routine.
And as long as Sarah Palin the half-term governor keeps wallowing all over the public eye, comments, opinions, and potshots regarding her alleged abilities or lack thereof are entirely relevant. She’s a reactionary, not a critical thinker or even a reflective one.
LOL. this is the best comment on here so far.
I like Sarah Palin, her policies, and what she stands for and works for. Loyalty, truth, morality and the American way of independence. She is my kind of gal.
Well, at least independence and morality.
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, an ‘Obama’ cap and a ‘Save the Trees’ t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with ‘Go Sarah’ t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear’s chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. ‘I give you my blessing for your brave actions!’ he told them. ‘I have heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.’
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, ‘Who was that guy?’ ‘It was the Pope,’ another replied. ‘He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.’
‘Well,’ the logger said, ‘he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?
(for the record, I’m a Massachusetts liberal)
Isn’t that kind of redundant?
Actually, no. According to voter records, we’ve got approximatley 1/3 registered as Republican, 1/3 registered as Democrat, 1/3 registered as ‘unenrolled’, and a fraction registered as ‘Independent’(which is a party here). Plus a small scattering of Greenies, Socialists, Anarchists, Communists, la Rouche Libertarians and what-all. I’ll admit that our Republicans tend towards the Barry Goldwater view of things, rather that religious right–but isn’t that what the party is supposed to stand for?
Mass has gone Smurf in every Presidential Election since Reagan’s 2nd Term. Brown is the first Republican Senator in Mass since the 1950′sI believe that or the 60′s. But I said Liberal Mass is redundant, so not ALL Dems are liberal and not ALL repubs are conservs…. and not all conservs are Repubs… etc……. I would say the majority of MAss is liberal, kind of like Long Island.
Senator Edward Brooke, 1967-1979, both Republican and African American. Served as state Attorney General as well. And you might recall our most recent Governors Weld, Celluci and Swift, all Republican?
But I will yield to you the point that our Republicans are on the liberal side of things–as currently defined. Recall the old phrase: “banned in Boston”? Allie McBeal would have gotten her butt fired in any law firm in this state for her unprofessional dress (if she didn’t die of frostbite!) This state can and has been quite conservative in many ways–just not “Moral Majority”-style conservative!
Those pesky Salem Witch Trials (New England was founded by Puritans)
Ah, the Puritans….those crazy Massachusetts liberals.
I prefer the Pilgrims–radical capitalists that they were!
I thought they were the Lutherans? The mormons are a cult though, and they took over Utah… the poor Salt Lake Indian Girl…
lol @ all the Republican/Palin rump-swabs in this thread
Anyway, I thought the pic looked like she was schmoozing for the Jewish vote.
Vot, too soon already?
Never. As a Jew I support this goy and his comment
why is pundit making the comments mandatory to load? i just want to look at the picture, thats it..
it’s ok to make fun of Palin. she’s popular to hate!
After all, teleprompters are obviously the most intelligent form of speech giving ever created, no president should give a speech without one. writing on your hand is so 6th grader-ish
you’d think they’d get a more clever caption like “Speechless – what happens when you ask an intelligent question”
… naaaah, let’s just go with what’s popular to hate her about, that’s what internet trolls do best!
Quack. ƒuckweasel.
Quock…
Oh wait a second, my teleprompter was obscured by a passer-by for a second – what I meant was:
Quack.
so obama man is the first prezi’dent to ever use teleprompters? none others ever right? besides clearly just scribbling the speech on your hand is a way way way totally way better way to remember it then writing it down and having a lil screen display it. only a stoopid person would want to have that….oh ya, back ya’all
He’s back!!!!! How’s the new job (not to change the subject)… Here let me set up the teleprompter to answer **sets up telepormpter as I stop reading my hand**
I love the comments from Palin apologists. I don’t know any of you people in real life.
Tell the truth… it’s just you and that brood of kids commenting, right Sarah?
So do I… but only when she comes of legal age!!! Oh wait she is…. Giggity Giggity!!!
Actually, when she’s in “cute Sarah” mode like here rather than “batsh!t crazy Sarah” mode, I’d be having Oedipal thoughts too!
That would be one freaky threesome… I mean umm….
Are we talking “mother and daughter” or cloning Sarah?
I could Tina Fey dressed as Palin with Bristol on the other side?!?!?
We have a winner! Tina is somehow more attractive than cute Sarah, and without the risk of suddenly getting batsh!t crazy Sarah at a critical moment! And Tina probably has a more liberal view of sechsual relations too.
I betcha Sarah’s a freak behind closed doors though, you don’t get that many children without liking the bumbing and grinding..
Having some sort of notes to look at as talking points is actually common for politicians and political shows, especially when you have a lot to talk about and are peppered with questions that cause you to forget a few things.
I am not a Palin supporter but this is just more of the same ignorance on PK to take shots at the right (her extremes and crazy views aside, which are deserved).
And off topic, but will people ever stop using motivational posters for these? They were funny 5 years ago, now they are just tools of idiots trying to be witty.
“Notes” are expected, scribbling key words on your hands may be expected if you’re doing a presentation to the class at 10 years old, or you’re Sarah Palin.
Where’s evil pundit? My PK drinking game isn’t the same without him
Shot for every time he says smear
Shot for blatant attack on liberals
3 shots for anytime anyone thinks Palin would be/could be a good president.
(Just because the idea drives me to drink)
Come back evil pundit, these reasonable people are killing my buzz.
Perfect! Good job….
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It’s not the fact that she had notes on her hands that make people joke. It’s that just days earlier she was bashing Obama for needing a teleprompter, but then she goes and does the same thing. The hypocrisy is why people are making fun of her.
I can understand needing notes, but if you’re going to need notes, then just bring a note card. It’s not such a bad thing, and they’re less likely to get washed away from all the handshaking you have to do as a politician.
Anyway, for another LOL about Sarah Palin’s “intelligence”, check this out:
http://cheezburger.com/View/4142067712
I’m much more impressed by her ability to make long yet poignant and powerful speeches with reall ‘feeling’ than Obummer’s inability to even mutter through a short teleprompter scripted speech with more “uh,…uh, uh uh”s than Justin Bieber at an impromptu interview with someone who he’d find intimidating. But that’s just me.
…I meant to say with a few key talking points on her hands…in there. Apologies.