And then the nasty ol’ T-rex went up to the triceratops and went ROOOOOAR!
(Glenn Beck)
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lol, you’re going straight to hell for that one…..
yet another left leaning rant from our fave libtard fastfood
Amen ! How did this crap even get on here ?
“How did this crap even get on here?”
I keep saying that when Glenn Beck shows up on the tv screen…
how did glenn beck get on the interwebs? well bitter troll is not sure, the interwebs is a progress in science…and glennbeck hates both that stuff
*waves frantically*
Hi BT!
-wavewavewave- hiya captain!
*tackle-hugs bitter troll* Hi BT!
Hi Hi, You were missed.
Bitters back! *tacklehugnoms Bitter*
GANG TACKLEHUGS ON BT!!!!!!!!!!
Great to see you back, sport! Missed yiz.
*tackle hugs* Bitter, you’re back!!! We missed you!
*boobie flashes just for Bitter*
welcome back bitter! we’ve missed you!!
bitter troll is happy to see his many friends again, boob flashes are encouraged
Yay! Welcome back, BT. We’ve missed you.
*stalks HOW and boobie flashes her, runs away giggling* I am HOW’s new stalker!!Bwuaahahahahahaha!
*flash*
Well…ok then. *raises shirt* I’m sure this isn’t what you had in mind, but I’m so happy to see you that I can’t resist your request.
ooooohhhh… HAIRY!!!!!
well, i dunno if BT appreciated that but i sure did.
You don’t love me, you love my gladiator costume. *sulk* I feel so DIRTY. I’M JUST A PIECE OF MEAT TO YOU WOMEN! *storms off to get the A-1*
Come back, we LOVE you, Ivan! You can go shirtless as often as you want!
*goes to make pie to welcome BT back*
You say that like it’s a problem.
Shhh! I’m going for the sympathy thing. They cook for you and stuff!
Don’t over do it though, SOME chicks dig a sensitive man, but also want a manly man…..
I have a hairy chest, a beard and a gladiator costume. I don’t think it’s going to be a problem.
*calls to Ivan from her kitchen*
What’s your favourite pie, Ivan?
Oh, I could SO be a naughty boy with that question, but I’ll take the high road. Any “berrie” pie will do.
*sends raspberry & strawberry pie*
BITTER!!! *tackle hugs*
Welcome back BT!
Hi bitter love.
HOLY SH!T IT’S BITTER TROLL!!!! My day just got 100% brighter.
I keep saying that every time Kieth Olberman comes on
Actually this one ain’t so bad… however I’ am getting annoyed the smae people have LOLs on the front page, let’s get some new material please. Anyone… anyone?
I hate smae people… they’re just so…. smae!!!
**kciks MG in da arse** Enough with uyo….. noe sact!!!
Last one I submitted never came up in voting at ALL. I mean, it wasn’t all that great, but still….
none of mine either….
I haven’t seen either of yours. Of course, last time I checked, there were freaking 1770 pages of lols up for voting.
I’ve only seen one of mine since they changed the voting, but I see the same few ones repeating every few pages. The new voting is severely flawed.
I take that back. I just saw my latest batch. I had to dig for them, but they were there. And they’re not doing too terribly bad.
This one is actually kind of funny. I like it.
How is this a “rant” in any way, shape, or form? This might be one of the funniest ones fastfood has made.
It’s not liberals that hate Glen Beck, it’s everyone on the planet but his tiny group of America-hating groupies.
this makes some wild assumptions about glenn beck doing any sort of “learning” or “believing” about dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs and humans lived together until Jesus came and drove them all out of the promised land. He is the baddest of all the prophets, that’s why only Christians are allowed in heaven. I can make a schematic to prove it. In other news, please buy gold. Thank you.
Spit take
^^^THIS, funny!
I hear bow-chicka music as Jesus strolls into town with his AK-47 to wipe out the dinosaurs. “Meteor? I’ll show you a fvcking meteor. Take this you carnivorous bastards!!”
I’m guessing without the Carvivores eating them the herbivores eventually become too many, create too much methane gas and other green house gases, create a HUGE global warming then in turns creates the Ice Age….. HOLY $HIT Rando, you GOT IT!!! You figured out what killed the dinosaurs.
That’s right. I’m a fvcking genius.
Who Genius and why you fvcking her?
‘Cos smart chicks are hot.
Oh I thought it was one of those ironic names, you know naming a fat guy slim, or tall guy shorty, or a small white guy Mr. T…..
…or a conservative with a heart…
ZING!
But ILPB is a “Conservatvie”.
It’s French for ‘pro-life’ (sort of)
Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!
We have a winner!
Now THAT is a Glenn Beck show I would watch!
LOL…My BIL used to watch Glenn Beck all the time, but stopped when I’m around because I’d giggle uncontrollably when he’d turn it on. Unintentional humor is the BEST!
I can’t tell if he’s on the money about anything or not, because I’m too busy laughing at the way his speech mannerisms. And the flesh colored crew cut…like a grown up real life Bart Simpson.
I watch him daily. I think he is entertaining as hell. I also think he is right about alot of things…pun intended
)
The many faces (or feces) of Glenn Beck… {link}
Great link…thanks. I enjoyed it.
You’re right batsh!t crazy is entertaining as hell. Oh, I’m not trying to be partisan. Olbermann is just as completely insane. And he’s entertaining too. But like all pundits, you got be careful what you trust from Beck, Olbermann, or any of them.
I loved the John Stewart Olbermann stint…. that $hit was hysterical.
I hope for Americas sake that Beck is wrong. If he is right then I think we may be screwed.
So what else is new?
Beck just takes everything to the extreme. Of course it sounds scary when anybody does that. His ratings are more scary than anything he says. I listen to Beck, Limbaugh, and Hannity’s radio shows regularly, not because i agree with a damn thing they preach, but because i want to know what it is that they are preaching. And at least 80% of what they say is nonsense, and about 20% is conservative talking points. Sadly, but i’d like to hear them preach more conservativism and less crazy BS. I mentioned below to check the [LINK], Jon Stewart uses Beck’s logic, only uses it in the opposite direction…pretty hilarious and eye opening about Beck’s scare tactics/logic. “Did I just blow your fvcking mind!!!” hilarious Stewart quote about 10 minutes into it.
If you haven’t seen it, it’s a must watch!!! [link] Jon Stewart does Glenn Beck. You HAVE to watch the whole thing, it’s spot on Beck’s approach but Stewart goes the ‘other’ way with the chalk board. [LINK]
“Glenn Beck is Satan’s mentally challenged little brother” – Stephen King
suddenly bitter troll wants to watch the pilot of firefly again, just to see wash playing with his plastic dinos once more…even thou they lived only 5000 years ago and all died in the great flood that jesus made to murder all of man kind cept on family that would only mean we are all descendants from them and thus all inbred…well atleast you humans, not trolls , we got gills too
We shall make a home on this microphone, and call it “This Microphone”.
I think we should call it “Your Grave”!
Ahhh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I am a leaf on the wind……………….
…….watch how i fly
No let’s go back to where Jayne got his a$$ kicked by a 90 lb girl!!!
Jayne!
The Man they call Jayne!
Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain’t hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.
Our Jayne saw the mudders’ backs breakin’.
He saw the mudders’ lament.
And he saw the Magistrate takin’
every dollar and leavin’ five cents.
So he said: “You can’t do that to my people.”
said “You can’t crush them under your heel.”
So Jayne strapped on his hat
and in 5 seconds flat
stole everythin’ Boss Higgins had to steal.
Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain’t hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.
Now here is what separates heroes
from common folk like you and I.
The man they call Jayne
he turned ’round his plane
and let that money hit sky.
He dropped it onto our houses
he dropped it into our yards.
The man they called Jayne
he stole away our pain
and headed out for the stars!
(Here we go!)
He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain’t hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne…
We gotta go to a crappy town where I’m the hero.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Thanks….now I can’t get the dang song out of my head. Gonna have to watch it this weekend….damn u!!!!!!!!!!!
damn, somebody beat me to it!
I aim to misbehave.
Mel: I assume you guys were watching.
Crew: Yes.
Mel: Did you see or hear us fight?
Crew: No
Mel: Trap!
Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket…
bitter troll said: “watch the pilot of firefly again”
Yeah, my first thought was, “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
Okay now put your claws together for James Brontosaurus! Pum pum pum, I eat wood, dada dada dada, it tastes good, dad dada no meat, big feet, I eat wood, pum pum pum! Oh I can’t go on, can’t go on!
*Is no longer possessed by Robin Williams*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! That’s what I was thinking too
*YAWN* Glenn Beck jokes are getting old…..find something new, please.
semper nihil? bitter troll thinks thats really a harry potter spell
Glenn Beck jokes NEVER get old, as he keeps coming up with new crazy every day!
Did everyone see The Daily Show last night? Jon was doing his Glenn Beck thing…hysterical!
During the “OH MY GOD!” section, I had to pause my TiVo to stop laughing. It was amazing.
That was so funny, I love it. Because wanting an agency to watch out for the environment really means that we want to put a chip in your brain that tells you when to masturbate.
I gotta start watching The Daily Show.
He’s coming around. He had let his show slide pretty far left for a while, lost some viewership, but now he tends to just make fun of everyone again. His take on O-Reilly was funny, Olbermann was GREAT, and his re-cap of OBama’s State of the Union was AWESOME!!! His trying to make some conservative pundit squirm failed awhile back about Health Care…. but you can’t win everyday.
If you’re a liberal, Jon Stewart wins EVERY DAY. Well, Monday through Thursday, at least. He needs an hour show.
The reason he it seemed he was “pretty far left” for awhile is that the republicans were being extraordinarily asshatish at that point in time. They were providing plenty of material, and his show IS only a half hour…
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
And so far, no “fail” in trying to make anyone “squirm”. There was one guy who kept interrupting Jon and tried to just talk through the entire show who then in the end claimed Jon was interrupting him all the time and he couldn’t finish one sentence.
Sometimes, the conservative guests are the best – Jon doesn’t even have to work for it!
beck jokes NEVER get old, someone as batshit crazy as him there;s always excellent material ^_^
Glen Beck, the Al Franken of the right.
Glenn Beck, the Rush Limbaugh of the Right.
Nah, Limbaugh would never wear a diaper.
Glenn Beck is hardly intentional comedy
The Bronze Rat
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco .
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”
“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the
story,” said the wise old Chinese shop owner. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”. As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers, and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .
“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You have come back for story?” “No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”
Quack. Back under the bridge with you!
SOMEBODY’S been watching a bit too much Firefly!
I giggled
GB speaks the truth dumbass
My ginger bread doesn’t tell me anything.
^^^^^funny
)
Great Britain sure is full of truthiness.
If you believe that, you’ll believe anything.
And I thought Gary Busey was nuts too.
Where is Green Beard these days?
Diaper duty and sleep deprivation training.
*twitch*
Yeah, I know. Which is fine with me. Even though I doubt I’ll be thinking so come October. LOL
i think you’ve all missed something here. jhjf isn’t trying to be insulting by calling beck’s foes dumbasses. he’s just indulging in a bit of the purple prose, as in “i sing the body electric” or “the life aquatic”.
gb speaks the truth dumbass. dumbass truth. its poetic and accurate. bravo!
You forgot the quotations around truth.
He’s the best! Intelligence and truth with a side of entertainment. I wish he were president.
Hey! Here’s an idea! Maybe we can “deem” him president?!
Hey! Here’s an idea… watch this video… then try to explain his whole “America is the worst healthcare system/America is the best healthcare system flip-flop” without twisting yourself into a human pretzel…
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3J_QLtYqlk}
I especially like the part where he’s saying how BAD our health care system is, and then where he says how GOOD our health care system is. Yup, no hypocrisy there! :rolleyes:
Pssst. You only need the word “rolls,” not “rolleyes.” Like this…. :rolls:
LOL. Ok, it worked for me yesterday. Oh well. I tried to help.
It should be “roll”
I figured it out after messing it up a few times.
Ok, what is the word for that one?
“oops”. I’ve figured out a few of these by right-clicking, followed by clicking on ‘properties’. 8)
can I get some of what you’re smoking to be as delusional as you and beck?
/pretty please???
//with sugar on top?
Then clearly you hate America and want to see it destroyed. methree is a terrorist!!!!
Bush all over again? Or a stupider version?
If Glenn Beck was president, then you would see the GWB “Miss me yet?” poster on every street corner.
It’s true. MOST people would rather have GWB than Glenn Beck. Hell, I’d vote for my cat before I voted for Beck.
You know…I never thought about it, but I think I *would* actually take GWB over Beck. Beck would be curled up in the fetal position crying by the end of the first day. Pundits talk a big game as the armchair quarterbacks of the political world, but would crumple like an empty soda can if actually put in charge of anything.
I just… *sniff* LOVE the Jurrasic SO MUCH…
yes yes Glenn is a very easy target for all you liberal drones; nevermind the fact that the hypocrisy and corruption in DC is as bad as the Bush administration.
Best we listen to the oh so chic John Stewart… I love how he is capable of convincing teenagers he is a legitimate news source by being funny.
Pull your heads out of your asses and realize all politicians and political pundits from both sides of the equation are equally partisan and corrupt, and are all going to screw you. Ah, and please don’t completely blind yourself to history and pretend big government is a good thing.
*braces for incoming flaming*
1. Glenn Beck MAKES himself a target by spewing the crazy sh!t that he does.
2. It’s Jon Stewart. No h.
3. Jon has said over and over that he is NOT a credible news source. He is more than happy to tell everyone that his is a COMEDY show, on COMEDY CENTRAL. His format just happens to be one that MAKES FUN of political news.
4. We are aware that all politicians and political pundits are partisan. Hence the “parties”.
5. Quack, you ƒuckweasel™.
hmm…belligerent attitude, paranoia, fear mongering, misinformation and a persecution complex. i wonder if this might not be the beckster himself. you don’t have any seeds i could buy, do you?
OMG you may be right! Glenn! Is that you? I want some of them dooms-day seeds too!
Pleasant troll is not pleasant.
Maybe it is because he pulled his head out of his arse and it hurts like a bia.tch?
I seriously doubt Pleasant Troll can get his head out of his ass.
they see me trollin….
nope, sugar’s a sweetner
if you’re old enough to post on the interwebs you should be old enough to know the difference between the two ^_^
You’re a dumbass.
Quack.
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
and may I add,
QUACK.