AT THE URINAL
everything looks bigger with one eye closed
(Vladimir Putin)
The most interesting things happen in the bathroom.
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Republicans destroyed the USA.
No, no. The proper way to make non-topical trolling posts is to include Sarah Palin. Try again.
It’s a troll eat troll world on the internet. I don’t think this little guy is going to make it.
Kinda tragic, really.
Well, they all start out small. Give him some time, and he’ll be ranting in detail about the evils of Republicans.
Rando what is going on, many peeps in zomerset cant get the pictures, getting really cheezed off, anyone getting NO pics
Do I know you?
The voices in her head say yes.
I’m a little disappointed he didn’t even mention Bush…It’s like he’s not even trying.
I’m a little disappointed, he didn’t even mention Bush.
Gah, stupid PK eating and regurgitating my comments so I post twice and look like an idiot. *kicks PK in the shin and runs away*
You should’ve mentioned that he didn’t even mention Bush.
And I should mention that I unintentionally mentioned the word “mention” twice in that sentence.
It’s like you’re not even trying, that’s a little disappointing.
It’s the weekend. I’m taking it easy.
oh i was just keeping DU’s redundancy going. It was the two lines you left out. I guess not that funny if it has to be explained…
That’s true but it’s also not that funny if it has to be explained.
San you explain it to me? It’s not that funny.
*sigh* “Can”.
Do you know the way to San Jose? Excuse me while I can-can.
Everything starts out small… but this poor guy doesn’t seem to have the stuff to survive long enough to grow.
Maybe we should start a ranch where trolls can go to free-range rant safely until they’ve grown to a stature that will allow them to really embarass themselves with inane statements on PK message boards?
I thought that’s what 4chan was for?
Hmmm, I don’t know. It implies that Vlad isn’t up to scratch, which I refuse to believe. All the same, Vladurday continues to be the best day of the week so Happy Vladurday to all!
I’ll second that. Happy Vladerday. I have hot muffins for everyone. (Thinks a moment about PK) UM yes, these are date nut yummies that I made with flour and baked in the oven.
Mmmmm, I love hot muffins. *noms*
Vladurday is good, but I still favor Oralday.
That’s Tuesday. It’s not Tuesday yet.
Why is it not Tuesday yet??!!??
Dearest, it is not Tuesday because it is Vladerday. That is how it goes. Have a date muffin with butter and get over it.
I thought it was implying that the cameraman was not up to scratch
Shows what I know… Happy Vladurday!
Great picture after reading the caption I won’t be able to see it as anything but a men’s room scene.
BTW it is obviously NOT in a men’s room because of the ordinal urinal rule.
What’s that?
Ordinal rule of urinals: Two men can never use the urinals next to each other. If there are five urinals they are distributed in the following order 1 man = first urinal, 2nd man=fifth urinal, 3rd man= 3rd urinal leaving a buffer urinal between each man. The 4th man must use a stall. When the stalls are full and urinals 1, 3 & 5 are occupied the men line up outside the men’s room until an acceptable position becomes empty.
Don’t forget the “no winking” rule in the mens room as well.
No winking. No talking. No taking your eyes off the wall directly in front of you.
Questions: Do you think Vlad obeys the O U rules? Scroll down to the pict of Bill. Does he follow the O U rules? Do national leaders have to follow the rules. Can their body guards use a different urinal if someone is standing guard. It is a simple thing but think of the complexities when you are surrounded by body guards.
Typically all body guards stand at the entrance and make sure no one else enters the bathroom while the person they are guarding uses the urinal.
And they whistle loudly so no one can hear the guy pee.
A good body guard would also take credit for whatever sounds and odors emerge from the bathroom.
Thank you all. I think we are getting this one figured out. I see a couple possibilities suggested by the O U rule and corollaries. If you factor in Sqwirks suggestions. We can assume
1. They are peeing into the Pacific and winking at Sarah
2. The other man present is Dimitry and he and Vlad while pretending to use the urinal have finalized their plans for world domination. Mwhaaaaaa
Translation: Vlad has finalized his plans for world domination and Dmitry is gonna do what he’s fvcking told.
Don’t worry Vlad, I can see it from Alaska.
- Sarah (wink)
X X X X X X X
Nice.
Sorry. I forgot that Sarah Palin is a serious grown up intelligent person.
Since when?
Since she winked at me and bluebirds started singing it’s a wonderful world.
Or maybe Sarah and Vlad both really have one eye.
And they share the second one between themselves.
Think about it, have you ever seen them both togther and neither of them winking?
Now you have me thinking about Odin and Mimir. Odin gave her his second eye in exchange for the wisdom of the ages, which would be a good thing for the head god of all of the gods, don’t you think?
Won’t help him either way… he’s still going to have his head bashed in by a giant come ragnarok. Not quite as bad as his son Thor though (I’ve never figured out how he’s supposed to get eaten by Fenris yet kill the wolf at the same time?)
Lodged in his throat. Chokes to death. Very sad. Always chew thoroughly.
Ratatosk and Sqwirk had much fun in them days stealin Odin’s glass eye and blaming it on the ravens.
Really? I thought Odin died fighting the wolf Fenrir, Odin’s son Víðarr avenged his death by stabbing Fenrir in the heart whereas Thor fights Jörmungandr, defeats him then is only able to take 9 steps before dying
I was complimenting your post. *sigh*
The road to St. Petersburg is paved with good intentions.
Sqwirk! You’re alive! I thought I had lost you when ILPB shot you! *snuggles Sqwirk* I missed you so!
Can Not get any pics up, flipping daft slow internet, wishing everyone a good week, it will be spring in 3…2….1 flowers pretty
Rando, did you obtain that restraining order we were discussing?
I got one but Rando keeps ignoring it….
How’s your Bud Ice? Do-be-do-be-do…
Apparently it wasn’t really necessary with her already being committed and all.