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a little disapointing in real life
(A robot Coca-Cola vending machine)
Oh, Japan, nothing makes me say “WTF” more than you! (Via Picture Is Unrelated)
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Coke! It brings machines to life!
That’s what she said !!
WTF? Disappointing?!? This little guy would be the coolest thing EVER!!
3 words people:
Beer Dispensing Robot.
Genius!
That’s the greatest idea since the beer catapult refrigerator.
I admit it ranks right up there with the TV remote.
I want one!
I can see the Beer Robot going horribly awry at somepoint –
“Grab the Longneck, baby… GRAB THE LONGNECK!!! Work the bottle top, baby… WORK IT!!!”
i think we better be careful who we put on the design team…
Have you seen the Dutch Heineken commercial already?
You can click my name if you want to see it. It’s a funny follow-up of another Heineken commercial.
The redneck version is a beer cooler on cinderblocks full of warm Pabst…
Found it on yt.
But, warm Pabst? Is that …drinkable? I’ve never had it before, but it’s beer as well, right?
Do NOT try warm Pabst. *shudders* It’s bad enough when it’s nearly frozen cold.
Pabst is not beer. I don’t know quite what it is but it is not beer.
There is, or was, something worse, however…Carling Black Label.
Made my hammer wilt.
They have little blue pills to help you with that…..
It can’t be as bad as Fosters or VB can it? Can it???
Fosters may be australian for Kangaroo P!ss, but Pabst is argueably worse.
It is definately one of those “you get what you pay for” beers, and you aren’t paying much.
PBR: It’s a lousy first beer, but after the second it’s ok. Never great, but ok.
I can help you with that, Brak
Good grief, I remember Black Label. Haven’t seen that in forever and a half; I’m guessing it no longer exists or at least isn’t sold in the US anymore. Probably some EPA ruling…
there are regulations against selling known poisions without a specialised permit.
something like this?
So are Coke machines Autobots or Decepticons?
I’m not sure, but I’m trying to convince one of the drivers here (I work at a trucking company) to put an Autobot bumper sticker on his semi.
Signs Your Coke Machine may be a Decepticon:
Eats your money without dispensing soda…
Sold out of EVERYTHING you like…
Rejects your last dollar bill over and over when you have only that one and a twenty in your pocket…
Fires a Stinger Missile at your car while you try to get a frosty Diet Coke…
Dispenses a Dr. Pepper when you hit the button for Diet Coke. …
Only dispenses pre-shaken Cokes that explode all over your work clothes when you open them…
Really? I got a diet coke and I pressed Dr Pepper.
“Oh, that was the Stinger button. I meant to push Diet Coke. That’s my bad.”
Well, the used panty vending machines are clearly Decepticons. If the Coke machines are their natural enemies, which seems natural, they’d have to be Autobots.
Used panty vending machines? ick What a horrible weapon.
Every time I hear about that, I find it….well, really disturbing. . . .And I don’t think I’m terribly prudish, either — WTF is UP with there being enough of a market for that that there’s vending machines?
The Japanese are a very, very strange people. I guess we should just be happy that they’re not out conquering?
Yes, stay at home sniffing young girls pannies.. We don’t need your conquering here. Our kinks are the good American ™. kind.
*sells panties to the Japanese for extra cash* Er..um..yeah…what Charro said!
According to an episode of CSI, it’s not just the Japanese.
That episode was…odd.
The whole Vending Machine fetish that the Japanese seem to have (as there are more Vending Machines in Japan than anywhere else in the World) is more than likely due to the Japanese Efficiency and Work Ethic. Most Salarymen don’t have time to pop down to the local noodle house for a bowl of Miso Soup and Noodles and so it’s easier and more efficient for the employer (as well as profitable) for the employer to provide vending machines for their employees. On a similar note vending machines (for any and all reasons, even ones selling Sex Toys
) were put in the streets as it’s far quicker to grab something from a machine than it is to go into a shop and buy something (as you’ll be talking to the shopkeeper, looking around for something else to buy etc.) and so you’re avaerage Japanese worker etc will not spend their time in needless frivolities and will be able to get right on back to work. (Try doing something like that in the West, in this country you can hardly get a bleeding Vending machine that actually bloody works 
)
And given the number of other CSI episodes (at least 6 I’ve seen) that mentioned one or more of bondage, fetishism and spanking, that really raised the bar for “being odd”.
Hmmm, one Coca-Cola that isn’t the Real Thing….
Sadly, this robot does not actually dispense Coke products. It’s just a walking Coke ad.
Now look sad and say “Coke”
You just had to go and ruin it didn’t you?
Reminds me of “Jeffrey the Robot” in the Intel commercials…
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I wanted to hug him when I saw that.
News update: On the domestic front, Sarge has been indicted on two counts of homicide in relation to the death of a fantasy.
If convicted, Sarge could be sentenced to up to ten years of life with a used panty machine that will spew used undies under the furniture on an irregular basis in addition to always spewing undies when company comes.
I think we should give him the death penalty! *wonders off to comfort Jeffrey* It’s okay little robot. We still love you.
*sigh*
See, this is the sort of manure that moderation should be aimed at. :p
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Way to go moderator.
Why are you still here? No one is going to visit your stupid worthless POS site and SPAMMING PK is only going to make people want to strangle you.
Please remove yourself immediately from existence.
Hey Alen004, let me guess. You are a banker in Nigeria, and all the PK regulars have a multi millionaire that died with no heir, and wants to donate his money to a good cause. All that’s required is for us to give you our bank account numbers, and they money will show up in a few hours.
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*stabs spammer in the eye with a butter knife*
Use a spork, that’s about the only thing it’s useful for.
I’m saving those for gouging the eyes out. Now I’m just stabbing.
Good call.
Do you really think anyone pays attention to your spam garbage? Go away twit.
What spam garbage? It’s gone.
Ding dong the witch is dead!
Sorry!! She’s not dead just seriously ill
Oh.. How I love the moderators.
Heeeeee’s baaaaaack…….
LOL thats crazy, I just found this other hilarious site that has instead has Thats What She Said Stories and Jokes from real people. They are super funny just google twssmoments and the site should pop up first result.
Disappointing?
Hell, I get a robot and coke, what’s disappointing about that?
On another topic – Let’s see Derek Smart take THAT vending machine on. (Geek Points for all those who know who Derek Smart is
)
Finding kids that age hot is called p@edophilia. Irrespective of their ethnicity and nationality.
what age? the one on the left seems like she could be my mother (in a really fancy dress though).
Anyway, I can assure you i don’t find them hot in any manner.