
NATURE
Take that, Hollywood.
(The Eyjafjallajökull volcano in Iceland)
Why does this make me think of Aladdin? (Via Totally Looks Like)
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Shouldn’t have had that chili cheese dog !
darn. it not even in HD
Actually it is
Nature sucks, what has it done for us lately? Delayed planes, caused earthquakes, flooded cities, I say we finally bend nature over our knee and show it who’s boss. Who’s with me?
I suspect that’s an excellent way to draw Nature’s attention to your hubris in thinking it’s NOT boss and drawing fire on yourself. Be careful!
Yeah! C’mon, ILPB!
*sprays aerosol cans*
I would really like to see nature smack you around a bit.
Game isn’t about bending nature, it’s about being flexible with nature.
Wow it only took three responses to get the response I was baiting. YAY! ILPB’s experiment is a success.
I was hoping for more, personally.
Well so was I. I guess I do fail at Troll Baiting… Son of Beotch!! **goes to corner to cry**
Psst. You forgot to change your name back.
No $hit sherlock!!!!
you’re correct, there is no sherlock $hit here.
you’re getting better at this.
Its funny. That week we had Earth Day while the earth was busy spewing out CO, and poison gas.
Nature has to fart, too. Its only natural.
More room out than in….
Earth only wanted to show us that global heating is nothing against that, what happens when she ate a chilli taco with extra peperoni.
That is why we had to remind her who is boss, and dumped some oil in the Gulf!
Nature looks total fake.
So does your mom.
And so does his face.
Actually it’s not fake. Some volcanoes cause some very violent lightning storms in their plumes when they erupt. It isn’t exactly clear why it happens (the levels of friction don’t seem to be adequate enough) but it also occurs in dust swirling over sand dunes in deserts and it is believed to be the same thing that can cause grain silos to explode as well.
One very good theory is before the particles in a cloud collide, they have an overall neutral charge but are polarized by a background electric field, with a negative charge toward the top of each individual particle and a positive charge toward the bottom, relative to the ground. Upon colliding, the particles neutralize each other at the point of contact, but when they separate again they became further polarized, with additional charges building up on the particles’ edges. When you multiply it by the billions of charged particles in a volcanic plume you get really spectacular lightning strikes.
The only problem with this theory is what causes the background electric field.
@The name of the volcano
Gesundheit.
Is that englished now?
Oder meinst du eher “God bless you”?
Nah, he means gesundheit. Americans like to sound smart by saying random things auf Deutsche. See?
Considering English is derived from German, its not random its part of the language itself.
But it’s a distinctly German word, not an English word. Many people don’t even know what means other than something you say after someone sneezes.
I just noticed the “Hall of Fame” button the right side of the screen. You know what? I’m not impressed.
Better out than in I always say…
this is the direct result of the boobfest day.
Boobquake, please!
I missed Boobfest!?
*gives paws his own personal view of boobfest* Nope, you didn’t
[Responds with tackle-cuddle and lots of kisses]
I bought you some presents when I was away; let’s go to the dungeon, and make sure they all fit and work properly.
*claps hands in glee* Oh, goodie!! What’d you buy me?
[takes Nucky off to dungeon, undresses her, blindfolds her (so that's one), fits leather cuffs round her neck, waist, wrists and ankles, bats her firmly on her booty with a cut-down cat of 9 tails, then chains her down on the bed, with her legs spread, and her wrists chained together above her head].
Now, what next? I know, tickle-time! [starts tickling Nucky, looking for her sensitive spots (sensitive to tickling that is; I can find spots that are sensitive to kissing, licking, stroking and fondling first time)].
Woah… is this normal around here…?
Major clue in the screen names Nucky and I use! :devil:
Hey, quit talking to the spectators and get back here!
What happens if the spectators want to join in?
Hmmmm……well, there’s usually room for more. But you should ask paws.
Paws? Do you have room for a nineteen-year-old English man?
Ooooo, look, a new toy!!
I’ll always make room for an extra player, as long as the submissive(s) are willing to go with.
Now, spit-roast or fingercuffs?
*is genuinely unsure how to respond to that* XD
*giggles uncontrollably and squirms, gasping for breath* Aahhhh, tickling, stop it! No, wait, don’t stop…
[keeps tickling, watching Nucky bucking and wriggling, helpless to resist]
It’s true; in your hands nothing turns to putty.
Come a little closer and I’ll show you what I can really do…..
Is there a desktop-sized version of that image (without caption)?
Google image search “Eyjafjallajökull volcano” will probably get lots of nice pictures of the volcano, though not necessarily this one specifically.
Volcanoes. Are. Pretty. That is all.
A pretty photo of a volcano, seen on the Internet (or the ICHC network), will warm your heart for a minute.
A pretty eruption of a volcano, seen in person and right at your feet, will warm your heart for the rest of your life.
The ICHC network is part of the internet, last I checked.
And it would be entirely worth the burniness.
that’s not all. That’s not all at all.
What is then?
flowers are pretty, there are several ladies out there that are also pretty, rainbows are pretty. The list goes on.
I concede my point.
I’m glad you see reason… also, your girlfriend will no longer have to beat you for forgetting she’s pretty, she still might, but that’s more a princible kind of thing now.
Pfft. My girlfriend’s not pretty. She’s GORGEOUS. If I called her pretty, she WOULD beat me. And not in the good way.
well played good sir, well played
*bows politely* Merci beaucoup.
Thats funny, I was surfing the web and found this other hilarious site that has instead “Thats What She Said” Stories and Jokes from real people. There are super funny just google twssmoments and they should pop up first result.
Mods, get a grip and just ban this git.
awww, Xenon, leave the poor halfwit spammer alone – it probably doesn’t realise it only has one thought in its head !!!
Aww, but I like hitting spammers… v_v
Oh well, you hit it, and I’ll make a pie from it
FALCON PUNCHHHHH!
I pride myself on being one of the few people who can actually pronounce this name.
Considering that most people are stumped by it, I’d say just making up your mind that your pronunciation is correct and proceeding with self-confidence is about all that would require. After all, if we don’t know how to pronounce it, we won’t know you’re wrong, will we? ;-P
*cough* wikipedia *cough*
Niccolo woz there first! (see Dorothy Dunnett’s To Lie With Lions)
Everyone knows that volcanoes are all Bush’s fault.
I wonder if the villagers threw algore into the volcanoe would mother nature be appeased???
Or, blatently borrowing from ROFLrazzi, “…threw Miley Cyrus into…”
THUNDERCANO DEMANDS ATTENTION