WELCOME TO ISRAEL
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(A Special Forces team on the beach)
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Terrorists want to bomb castles made of sand…
But Jimi Hendrix kills them first!
Sadly they fell down while he was defending them.
Yeah, they fall in the sea. Eventually.
Fully liscenced
Fully trained
Fully Jewish
JEWISH!!
LMAO when I saw this post – I love Robot Chicken and this is a perfect quote! LMAO!!!!!
I think it’s Family Guy actually.
Simpsons did it first
Israeli forces don’t use AK-pattern weapons…
I thought this looked more like a beach I have been to in Belgium.
No, it’s definitely German. If you turn the sand sideways you can see it.
its BELGIAN!!!!!!!11111111111111111
Actually, Shayetet 13 do use the AK-47 because it’s more water resistant than the M-16
Beach, sun, spec ops, and two hot girls — I love Israel.
they’re galil’s. not ak’s.
PS Israel is the exact opposite of the muslims who want to blow them to allah. You won’t see muslim women dressed like that!!!
My respect for the Israelites is infinite…
PSS Obama wants to cut ties with this wonderful nation! can you believe it?
I wouldn’t want to see Muzzies dressed like that…at least before a full-body waxing.
Actually they do. The Galil is a AK copy.
You sure this isn’t the N.R.A. fishing in the Ohio river?
BAHAHAHA. *hugs*
She’s got nice legs!
The Galil is based off the AK, but I don’t think that’s in Israel non-the-less
They often train for the possibility of using captured weapons.
I didn’t know that, but I am glad someone besides me actually knew what a galil was.
Is that a camo burka the lump in the background is sporting?
This is definitely not Israel… and the uniform are not Israeli uniform!
MAN… they take that “private beach”-thing pretty seriously!!!
There is a fair chance that this is israili forces. Yes, this don’t look like israili standard uniforms, but several different special forces in the israeli military and intelligence use more .. irregular uniforms, if thats the proper word, that really looks like the ones on the picture. The rifles look like Galil rifles wich only is in use by israeli forces. And, the camo thingy there look like some military equipment that Israel use, and usually not nations wich are using AK’s. So based on the weapons, the uniforms, and the camothingy I think I conclude that this most likely is israeli forces.
i doubt that this are actually real soldiers.
youre asexual even gay would look at the chick
What special forces? I didn’t see anything but a leggy blonde in a skimpy bikini.
yeah storm the beach
i love that crazy french !
Israeli Baywatch is an awesome show
These are definitly not israeli forces. They are NOT aiming at the civilians.
FOUL! Take your prejudice elsewhere.
Plus the soldiers are clearly protecting the man on the left, who appears to be wearing a keffiyah. Only Israeli soldiers would protect Arab, European, and Israeli civilians equally.
/fixed
Only Israeli soldiers would take Arab, European, and Israeli money equally.
You fail at fixing.
Racisim FAIL.
That’s because there isn’t anyone taking potshots at or lobbing rockets at Israeli civilians.
/fixed settlers
All fail!
no israelis no real soldier.
Then I guess we can rule out the possibilty of them being Arabic soldiers, too!
Leave Israel alone, you jack@$$!!!!!!!
Well…at least the girls are really hot! Haha
israeli? what? special? what?
i only saw a hot chick. do i have stare longer?
yeah what beach? you write it wrong.
Doesn’t make sense… Israel uses M16, not AK
M4 usually
Galil, actually.
israeli soliders ONLY massacure palestians to this day,21 activits on the gaza flotilla, and sailers aboard the USS Liberty in june 8th 1967 silly
Yes in your delusuional world Palestinian fluffy bunnies only fire pretty flowers at Israeli civilians.
Maybe you think that ‘stab/beat the jew to death’ is just one of the forgivable harmless muslim passtimes ????
It’s one thing the defend yourself it’s another to illegaly assault civilian ships to stop them from entering an illegaly blockaded and occupied country.
Yes there are palestinian terrorists but that doesn’t give Israel the right to harass all palestinians or to illegaly build settlements in occupied territory.
In the long run all they manage to do is cause more friction and hate. The path Isreal is taking now is one based on fear and hate and will only lead to more of the same kind, for their own survivial and for the rest of the worlds sake trying for peace is in the long run the only viable option(for all concerned parties).
Peace out!
you all to too serios
Actually, Israel had the right. See, they warned the shipped for days that they were headed to a blockade. They gave them options and told them they would be boarded.
Upon being boarded, they were attacked. The Israeli’s would not have fired anything if the ‘civilians’ on the ships had not immediately assaulted the Israeli forces before they had even landed on the deck.
Check your facts Leffe.
You forgot that the blockade is 100% legal (and actually supported and down with an Arab country, Egypt.)
Leffe also doesn’t know that Israel actually could own the entire Middle East by now, but has pretty much kept her boreders farely the same since 1948, even after winning three wars where their borders coul dhave grown almost a 1000%.
yeah israel has shown photos form 2006 which prove that there terrorist
mubarak they super dog of america and zion
“but has pretty much kept her boreders farely the same since 1948,”
Greatest bullsh*t ever, Israel borders expand slowly by buildings settlement which later become towns. Entire cities have been razed to build “settlement”
israels is constantly growing slowley but steady and it ignores
i doubt they goi could finace such a big israel
I believe that was supposed to be some sort of retort, but I didn’t quite understand it.
You do realize that the Gaza Strip is a part of Israel, right? And about 60% of the Golan hieghts belong to Israel as well?
lucky for you cause you waste all you’re water so you have to steal it.
why you don’t go back to Georgia they former chazaria
En Englais por favor?
The Gaza strip is part of Palestine. The blockade of Gaza is illegal as it goes against the geneva convention(by punishing the entire palesitne population for the act of terrorists).
The EU have several times declared it to be an illegal blockade and that the settlements on occupied territory is illegal. The UN has also declared the settlements illegal and had it not been for USA blocking the UN they would have declared the blockade illegal too(only failed to pass because of US Veto).
Palestine is a recogized country(and the Gaza strip is part of it). The international tribuneral in Haag has judge the Isreal wall and the settlements on palestine territory to be illegal.
Egypt has now opened the borders to Gaza, and just because one arab county supports it deosn’t make it legal. You should consider the fact that it is basicly just 3 countries in the world that support the blockade(USA, Israel and Egypt).
The fact that Isreal could conquer a large part of the surrounding territory has nothing to do with the issue at all. Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you have the right to do so.
About keeping the same borders, in 1972 10,608 israeli officially lived in settlements on occupied land. in 2009 the official number was 516,569 so clearly they are expanding.
People seem to see all palestinians as muslim terrorist but it isn’t like that. Most of the palestinians are not terrorist infact not all palestinians are even muslim(10-15% are actually christian) so what Israel is doing is collectivly punishing all palestinians for what terrorists are doing. If we followed the same example globaly we would have to occupy and blockade countries such as Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Pakistan etc.
I do check my facts Valiant, maby you should too.
Sheesh.
Just one basic fact: There has never been a sovereign country called Palestine. Until the independence of Jordan (nee Transjordan) spun off about 2/3 of the land and the independence of Israel of about half of the rest, the territory of Palestine was a province of a succession of major powers, from the Roman Empire to the British Empire.
And that part of Palestine that did not become part of Israel after the 1948 war became parts of Jordan, Egypt, Lebanon, or Syria — not a new nation itself.
The fact that I was right aside, keeping food out isn’t/wasn’t the Israeli’s purpose in the blockade anyway. They offered to allow the aid through, but would stop weapons and other contraban from getting through.
SO, no punishment. Quit assuming crap based on the biased liberal media. Pull your head out! They lie to you. You have to actually dig to find the truth.
If the “innocent” palestinians don’t support the terrorists, they’d root them out.
I don’t assume anything from biased media, i’m not American our major news network here isn’t bought by private interests as theirs are. I’d tell you not to assume crap based on biased information from Israel and right wing American propaganda.
It doesn’t realy matter what the real purpose of the blockade is as much of what the real effects are. And the effects are that after having most of the infrastructure destroyed by the israelis they are now denied the materials to rebuild.They are also dangerously low on water, food and other basic stuff. This is fact not propaganda, you should get your head out and start seeing the truth, it isn’t a black and white situation over there. Alot of innocents are hurting. And it’s not so easy to root out the terrorist as they are the nes with guns and the innocent have none. Snitch on terrorist and you and your family is basicly dead.
Leffe, if that is true, then its clear who is corrupt and needs to fail. It sound brutal, but, for the benefit of everyone in the area, Palestine needs to be allowed to implode so the terrorists have nothing to feed off of…another solution might be to allow/encourage Israel to go ahead and take over so that the innocent Palestinians can have peace.
Yeah because it’s totally OK to FORGET that it’s EGYPT’S blockade too. And that there is currently 1200 tons of supplies waiting to get into Gaza…. that Hamas won’t let in. And where were you in 2000/2001? I was in Jerusalem. I was 10 and I will never forget the explosions that I heard weekly (sometimes daily). when you have a country that needs to protect itself (namely not the U.S.) come back and we can talk.
Have fun when Iran bombs the @^#$ out of you.
Cheers!
I know Egypt is in on the blockade which if you read my post you would would have seen me mention them there. Egypt is blockading Gaza for one reason though and it’s money, USA gives more than 2Billion dollars annually to Egypt and when the blockade started they were quite clear oon the fact that if Egypt didn’t assist the cash from USA might go away, public opinion in Egypt has a vast majority against said blockade.
Once again i do not condone terrorist action but punishing the entire palestine population for the actions of a terrorist group is not only wrong but it is illegal.
So you’re defending Israels action with that others are doing wrong too, that isn’t exactly a valid argument.
I understand the need to defend ones country but the proportion of force and who gets hit by it is way out of line and only serves to prolong the conflict and spread more hate.
And what a terrible punishment it is too; being supplied with 3 times the amount of food you actually need every day.
Having all of your infrastructure destroyed and not being allowed to rebuild(or rather having materials to rebuild denied) isn’t punishment?
Maybe, just maybe, if the Palestinians and their supporters would, oh I don’t know, quit lobbing rockets at Israel and calling for them to be wiped off the face of the Earth, Israel would be more conducive towards treating those beings a bit better.
Until that happens, Israel has every right to defend itself. If the “non-terrorists” would do something to root out and remove the terrorist portions then they would have a right to speak out. But since they don’t do that, they are just as culpable in whatever happens as the people firing the rockets.
But you see, in your own comment lies the problem: “if the Palestinians and their supporters would, oh I don’t know, quit lobbing rockets at Israel and calling for them to be wiped off the face of the Earth”.
With that statement you’re calling all palestinians terrorists and that is just not true. The fact is that it is a small portion of palestinians that commit these terrorist actions but they all get punished for it and that is not just wrong it is illegal(4th geneva convention explicitly bans collective punishment).
How do you suggest the non-terrorists root them out when there is no functioning government or law enforcement? Tell on them to the Israelis won’t work as they aren’t willing or able to defend them from the terrorist meaning it’s suicide for both yourself and your family to finger any terrorists.
The reason there is no government and law enforcement able to even try to contain the terrorists in the west bank and gaza is because Israel has destroyed most of the infrastructure and there is no economy to sustain police or military forces to combat the terrorists.
Now some think this is a good way of getting to the terrorist but it’s proven not to be so over and over, they just take the food and supplies from the civilians and they survive anyway and the civilians suffer creating even more hate and resentment leading to more terrorists.
It is a viscious circle only the party in power can break.
I find it funny that you say Israel is bound by the Geneva Convention, yet the opposition is allowed to take hostages…oops sorry “Prisoners of War”. Also, from Article 4 of the GC (taken from wikipedia):
“# Article 4 defines who is a Protected person: Persons protected by the Convention are those who, at a given moment and in any manner whatsoever, find themselves, in case of a conflict or occupation, in the hands of a Party to the conflict or Occupying Power of which they are not nationals. But it explicitly excludes Nationals of a State which is not bound by the Convention and the citizens of a neutral state or an allied state if that state has normal diplomatic relations within the State in whose hands they are.
Notice the part, “It explicity excludes Nationals of a State which is not bound by the Convention”? The fact that there is no nation of Palestine means that there can be no signatory of Palestine to the Convention, meaning they are excluded from protection afforded by the Convention.
If you try to bind Israel’s hands by the Convention, then that means that you also must bind the Palestinian hands by that same Convention. Which means no attacks on civilians, no hiding behind human shields, and no more hostages. It doesn’t work one way.
As to identifying the terrorists…do you naively assume that the locals do not know exactly which persons in their midsts are terrorists? Eventually the sheeple will get tired of everything being taken from them by the terrorists.
Or they won’t and the can continue to mew and whine about how unfair it is to them and do nothing.
*Stands up and Applauds DERP*
*Joins in applause*
*Yells ‘stick it to that bast@rd Leffe!’ whilst applauding.*
I was once in the same position Leffe was during the great graphjam flamewar (Justice, I applaud your heroic effort there) and this is history repeating itself. instead of not replying or admitting that he is wrong and all his defenses afterward are wrong, though, he idiotically comes back to fight some more, though his arguement just got blown to kingdom come.
oh and your inability to reply because the topic’s piled to high? That is the best way to see how your stupidity is gauged per how long the ‘topic on top’ keeps going.
The difference is that the hostages is taken by a terrorist organisation, Israel is punishing all palestinians fr the actions of a few of them.
I would hold all countries/people/organisations to the geneva convention and those who violates it i consed being criminals.
Basicly what you’re saying is because hamas is criminals/terrorists that gives Israel the right to act the same way against all palestinians, both the terrorists aswell as innocents?
That my friend is a seriously flawed argument, The same could apply for any police/military in any country. Even though the criminals break the law the police is obliged to follow it.
Israel is acting pretty much as bad as the terrorists which in my eyes makes them just as bad just in a larger scale.
Take for example the ground assault on Gaza. It is estimated about 1300palestinians were killed, mostly civilians and out of those around 300 were children. during the same time Israel lost 10soldiers and 3 civilians.
You do realize that Hamas IS the government of Palenstine. Egypt and Israel are trying to prevent Hamas (a terrorist organization) from gaining more weapons that will be used as acts of terrorism, however will allow food supplies into the country. Ironically Hamas is the one NOT allowing food and medical supplies into the area, WHY? So it looks as if Israel is being an evil. Once again the poor wittle terrorist organization is being bullied by the big bad democracy!!!!!
For some reason i couldnt’ reply to you ILPBNJ so i’ll reply to my own comment.
Yes i know Hamas is the ellected government of Palestine. That doesn’t matter though as Israeli ations target civilians as well as Hamas members.
Even in wars it is a crime to punish the civilians in your opposing country for example it would be a war crime to purposly kill/hurt civilians.
Hamas consider themselves to be at war with Israel and them killing civilians with rockets is either terrorism, war crimes or murder however you want to veiw Hamas(as a country fighting another, a terrorist organistation or seperate individual attacks). They are crimes but so are the attack and total destruction of the Gaza infrastructure and the killings of civilians in the assault.
I am not fingering Israel as a sole culprit in this conflict, but they are commiting alot of war crimes and i believe the path they have chosen lately willlead to more hate and prolong the conflict.
Israel is in the situation of power here and thuss have a opportunity to turn this viscious circle around but lately they’ve been doing their best to make it worse.
No, No, Leffe…Israel is being set up by Hamas/Palestine all the time…its bait and switch! The liberal media plays along, making Israel look bad. In this most recent “flotilla” fiasco, the liberal media photoshopped out a knife used to stab Israeli commandos. They purposefully left out the video showing the Israelis being beaten (to death in a few cases) by the “peaceful” people on the ship – before they had even LANDED! The liberal media failed to give any weight to the fact that the flotilla was warned – for DAYS – and given several alternatives.
So the “peaceful” terrorist funded (this has now been proven) flotilla claims to be innocent, while trying to make the Israeli’s look bad. With all the anti-semitism and biased (lying) media, you cannot believe what you see or hear from them.
Leffe, we’ve run out of nesting levels; we’ll all have to use the reply control on your June17th@7:26PM to reply now.
Question – When a nation is at war with an enclave, how is the nation committing a war crime when the enclave refuses to accept shipments of humanitarian aid that have passed though the nation? If anything, I’d suggest that the rulers of the enclave are committing a war crime against their own people.
@justice Ofc Israel is getting set up but they are also always taking the bait. One rocket resulting in nothing ends up being retailiated with attack helicopters killing 10. According to Israels own numbers(which are lower then anyone elses ofc) 50% of the cassualties are civilian.
I don’t watch liberal media, i don’t live in USA. Our news networks are not owned by private companies but are public service corporations so they are not biased by the owners ideology.
About the boarding action. No soldier was killed, a number of knives and pipes were used by the passengers against the soldiers. 9 passengers were shot and killed(all official numbers confirmed by Israel).
Several of the evidence videos released by Israel have been proven false(shot in other locations at different dates, proven by encoded data stamps in the video data).
The other thing is that the flotilla(together with most countries) didn’t/don’t recognise the blockade as legal and thuss rendering the boarding of the ships illegal and giving the ships the right to defend themselves on international waters.
All photage taken by passangers was confiscated by the Israeli and they refuse to release those videos, i wonder why.
The ships have not been proven funded by terrorist but i’m sure some of the funds comes from terrorist but most comes from donations from normal people around the world with no ties what so ever to any terrorist organisation(ships to gaza is open with how they are funded, records are open for the public so this is well known and proven). Media where i live(In sweden) was open about the fact the ships was warned ahead of time, i myself don’t think that makes any difference as in my oppinion the blockade is illegel in itself thuss making any enforcing of said blockade just as illegal.
@ Paw. Yes the refusal to let humanitarian aid through is a war crime both Hamas and the Israeli are guilty of. However the aid Hamas seized was mostly food and water, the 2 things the population actually currently has enough of. The things Israel is preventing is all the stuff needed to rebuild Gaza which is what they need after Israel completely destroyed the infrastructure of Gaza.
You should also know that after IRC complained about Hamas not letting all aid through Hamas complied and started letting everything in.
Once again i’m not saying Israel is the sole culprit but what they are doing is also crimes and should not be excused, What is needed is for both sides to stop agression and a first step would be to lift the blockade and allow Gaza to rebuild. This would allow the Palestinians the ability to build up a police force that could actually enforce an eventual ceasefire( as the one before the assault on Gaza where hamas declared ceasefire but other factions didn’t follow suit but continued to shoot rockets in defiance of hamas).
A second step would be to remove the settlements on occupied land.
With those two steps mutually respected borders could be drawn up, both sides will have to make consessions or this conflict will last forever(or untill one side is destroyed). In the long run it lies in Israels interest to reach a peaceful solution as they are effectivly outnumbered 1000 to 1 in the region and as they are losing more and more international support their military supperiority will not be enough in the long run(especially if any opposing faction gets nuclear weapons which sadly is probably just a matter of time).
You are also mistaken as to what consititutes “humanitarian aid”. Food, water, medicine. That is humanitarian aid.
Concrete, building supplies, etc? That’s called development aid.
Mutually respected borders? That’s a laugh when Palestinians and their supporters denies that Israel has a right to exist. At all. The only border that is acceptable to the Palestinians is one in which Israel is not on the map and everything is labelled Palestine.
And no, it is not in Israel’s best interest to give up their country and let Hamas get its hands on ever more weapons, helpfully supplied by other MidEast countries using them to fight a proxy war that they don’t have the balls to do themselves. Simply put, Israel would wipe the floor with any comers in that region because they are fighting for the right to exist, which is a far stronger reason than because some illiterate dirt farmer was told by a bearded lunatic that the Invisible Sky Man wants them dead.
Derp, you just wiped the floor with this guy and shot his arguement to h3ll by saying what atheists have been saying about the Christian God for years, and I love it. ‘Because some bearded guy in the sky told them.’ brilliant! More hilarious is the fact that Leffe’s probably an atheist who believes that the God of Israel is fake and that their promised land belongs to their enemys who want it because of the ‘bearded guy’. XD
In fact…
(switches to EHW2 for ceremonial purposes of the internet)
ILPBNJ, Justice, Derp, Paws, justacarolignian, coffee, Missaurus, valiant, and zipper, welcome to the ranks of the true internet winners. You are receiving medals for extreme logic in spite of the extreme stupidity the opposition presented you, and for being all-around awesome!!!! Justice, I will be presenting you a Contra for the supreme tactics of logic and steadfastness in a flamewar on Graphjam, though highly outnumbered, because I forgot to award you that.
You will be the first to go down in the new ranks of the internet winners, ever since I recaptured it from those gay idiots on graphjam who were abusing the title! great reopenning (sp?) ceremony, right?
Nice PHOTOSHOP……..
THIS IS NOT IN ISRAEL, as Israeli soldiers are always with their face exposed.
(And btw the girls in Israel are not so hot – true and sad experience)
sad? why cause israeli traps also hot? ;-D
?? And what crack are you smoking. Many women from that area of the world (Middle East) are HOT!
you just write israel to attract attention, aren’t you?
lol, at the top of this page there’s a goisrael.com ad.
This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!
Perfect description of Israel:
militaristic
racist
fanatical
the jewish version of Nazi Germany!
I feel safe in saying you made this statement to be inflammatory while you sit back and enjoy the ensuing flame war.
You have only succeeded in showing how ignorant and foolish you are.
I only pray that America’s political events don’t teach us ALL the exact meaning of death camps, despotism, lies and loss. God help us all.
Ah, another gay test. If you noticed the troops before the girls, I have good news for you.
This looks shopped to me. x3 I live in Israel, most soldiers don’t dress like that. Especially if they’re protecting a citizen at the beach.
don’t mess with the zohan
heck yeah.