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VOID WHERE CONSIDERED INCONVENIENT BY CORPORATE AMERICA

(The United States Constitution)

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  1. Jae says:

    *eats popcorn and waits for the flame wars to being*

    • jklinders says:

      *Takes a seat nearby on the balcony, adds butter to popcorn and waits quietly.*

      • naliord says:

        Excuse me, I have reserved seats 3A and 3B in Row 2…

        Oh I see the show has already started, I’ll sit down

        • BoredKIl says:

          bor has a horribly format reprint it

        • Cosman246 says:

          Where are the others? Here, I’ll buy seats for Suicide_Blonde, dissimilitude, viking gal, charro, Jane, and Paws4thot

        • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

          *whispers* I’ve brought the drinks, what kind did you want? *sits next to naliord and munches on his popcorn*

          • naliord says:

            *Whispers* So considerate, thank you! I’ll take the diet coke.
            Here, have some skittles.

            • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

              *takes some skittles – whispering* No problem. Kind of slow to start isn’t?

              • naliord says:

                *Whispers* Yes, agree, but I believe they’re holding back the big talents for maximum effect later – did you get a program? *hands Nucky a program*

              • Kn0wledge1ne says:

                *breaks the whispering with a huge fart*

                That’s been bubbling since yesterday.

                • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                  Ewwwwwww!!! Know, you can’t sit beside me ever again!!

                • naliord says:

                  *Watches security drag Knowledge1ne out of the theater*

                  *Whisper* I don’t think they should have used the tazer – that was unnecessarily cruel. But mildly entertaining!

                  • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                    *whisper* Yes, it was, I especially liked the way they kept administering the shock making him twitch like a dancing puppet.

                    • naliord says:

                      *Whisper* Yes, although it makes me a little bit uncomfortable to see a grown man crying and begging like a little girl.

                      Oh well I am sure someone will be along shortly to clean the floor. Hope they bring out the stars, soon.

                      • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                        *whisper* Speaking of the mess Know left behind, do you think I have time for a bathroom run before the good stuff starts? I don’t want to miss anything.

                        • naliord says:

                          *Whisper* Sure, I’ll tell you about it if you miss someting. Can you grab me a beer on the way back?

                        • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                          Here’s your beer, what’d I miss?

                        • naliord says:

                          *Whisper* Thanks – well it seems to be picking up, they’re starting to discuss the applicability of the constitution to certain groups – this is promising!

                        • mothergoose says:

                          Sorry I’m late guys… Rum Punch anyone?

                        • naliord says:

                          Yay for punch! *Breaks out plastic cups*

                        • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                          Excellent, pass that rum my way, please!

                        • I Like Peanut Butter with Bacon says:

                          **goes to court sues the theater for breaking contract and by-laws. Wins court case, takes theater. Returns to theater with refunds for all liberals in the place, returns money hold sign “Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Anyone”.**

                          None of this would of been possible if y’all hadn’t pelted me with popcorn, ice, and fists. Once again thank you, and good night.

                        • mothergoose says:

                          …AND….

                          *pulls out baggie of “MG approved-hippie-left-wing-liberal-but-we’ll-share-with-everyone-looks-like-oregano-but rhymes with-Tijuana-wacky-weed-with-the-roots-from-hell” and rolling papers

                          Feel free to partake and share…

                        • mothergoose says:

                          *binds and gags ILPB with duct tape, stores him in janitor cabinet until we are done having fun*

                          That’ll do… pass the Rum

                        • naliord says:

                          *Wonders about the weird smell in the place, all of a sudden*

                          *All worries melt away*

                        • Kn0wledge1ne says:

                          *barges in, once again breaking whispers*
                          -*gives chase while security tries to restrain*
                          –*pulls out bb guns and fires wildly into crowd*

                          Kidnaps nailord & Nucky in the ensuing chaos

                          PK userz

                          Da GANGSTA has returned…

                        • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                          *doesn’t really care that she’s been kidnapped after partaking in MG’s stash* Just don’t put me in a trunk again, dude.

                        • Clueless says:

                          Hi, Hi, sorry I’m late I stopped to get some red twists. Looks around. Where is the theater?

                        • Sir Churj says:

                          **whispers** where’s the Canadian section? I brought timbits!
                          Our friends to the south can share some too (and anybody else that’s not cool enough to be from North America :P )

                      • shortright; founding member AAAM says:

                        *whispers*
                        i hope you guys saved me a seat too. although, i hope it’s not in front of the woman with triplet 4 year olds who are going to scream and kick my seat… oh hey, i brought the econosize container of junior mints, anyone want some?

                        • naliord says:

                          *Whisper* Sure, have a seat, we blocked a section here. We only have an idiot with a cellphone but we’re already throwing popcorn at him

                        • **turns around and yells** Hey! a) The previews haven’t started yet. b) I have yet to see the stupid ad/ trailer thing that states “Movies don’t ruin your phone call, don’t let your phone ruin our mocie”. So just Bugger off for now.

                          **goes back to phone**
                          Yeah the DR. says it isn’t contagious, just uncomfortable.

                        • naliord says:

                          *Wisper* I think we should move back some rows. SOME PEOPLE! Can you believe it?

                        • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                          *whispers*Yum! Do you want some popcorn or a drink?

                        • I Like Peanut Butter with Bacon says:

                          **continues talking**
                          Good I have two perferct seats, and my plan worked. The guy with the shoes off and smelly feet on the chair next to me moved back. We should be interference free for the show. Hurry up though, oh and don’t forget the chocolate covered cookie dough.

                        • naliord says:

                          *Signals the big security guard that just upgraded from a tazer to a cattle prod*

                        • naliord says:

                          *Whispers* Sure, I’ll have some popcorn

                          *Watches security have some fun with ILBP*

                        • Nucky the Booty Wench says:

                          *whispers* What a freakin’ jerk! Let’s start throwing ice at him.

                        • naliord says:

                          *Takes out his slingshot*

                          Yeah … “throw”…

                        • naliord says:

                          *Whispers* Hmm the show has slowed down a bit – are they heading for an intermission?

                        • Clueless says:

                          Dam, nesting fail above. It was that dam censorbot making me look like and idiot again.

                      • Kn0wledge1ne says:

                        *knocks PB over the head with club*
                        *steals theater deed*
                        *puts PB in the trunk next to naliord*

                        BLOWS UP THEATER

                        • Bob says:

                          ii consider this an act of treason

                        • Vila Restal says:

                          Well if there’s a Canadian Section, I suppose since I’m partially South African, I’ll set up the South African Section. I’ll set up a Braai, along with Boerwors, Droewors, Biltong, Sosajes and other South African Delicacies probably no one on this board has even heard of. Lekker :-)

                        • Paws4thot, the PK Booty Caller says:

                          Do South Africans “do” curry? If so, I’ll join you, rather than setting up a Scottish section serving things like curry and haggis pakora.

                        • You’re right, Vila. Haven’t heard of them…and not really sure how to pronounce them either.

                        • Vila Restal says:

                          Quick tour of South African Dishes – Yes curries are popular in South Africa (especially around Malay communities in the Western Cape) and Indian communities around South Africa. Boerwors – Farmer Sausages – Something akin (if done properly) to a Cumberland Sausage on Steroids :-) (and even has the same shape curled round in a spiral, although some butchers in SA might make variations), Droewors – Dry Sausages – (see Biltong later) The Jerky equivalent of Sausages also called Beer Sticks since they are sticks commonly served with Beer. (Isn’t Afrikaans easy. :-) ) Biltong – Rump Strip – Probably one of the most famous South African dishes around (you can find them anywhere there are South Africans.) This is probably one of the most recognisable dishes to most Americans as this is known in America as Beef Jerky. However (as I believe it is done in America, although I might be wrong) it is served in several variations of both dryness and fattiness. Sosaties (aka Sosajies depending on the community and the amount of deafness of the person listening :-) ) – are South Africa’s equivalent of the Kebab, where the meat is marinated and skewered, often served at a Braai (South African for a Barbecue)

                          Lekker eh Bras :-) (Many of the dried meat dishes come from the Voortrekkers of the early 19th Century as they needed supplies that would survive for a long trip into the Veldt, hence drying meat would survive for months.)

      • Lindzy says:

        *sets up lounge chair and cooler of beer*

    • keithybabes says:

      *shouts FIRE!!!!!*
      *Pleads the first amendment*

    • Toodllee says:

      Corporations will be the end of this country. The next pres will be brought to you by GE, GM, and Disney.

      • Vila Restal says:

        Well why not Disney!! Every country is run by a Mickey Mouse Government. America, Britain (especially Britain now!!), and probably every country in the European Union and the European Union itself.

  2. semperfidd says:

    Corporate America? Try US politians

  3. 5150 says:

    Caption should read “Void where considered inconvenient by Corporate America or US Government”. Neither one really cares about the average American anymore…it’s always about money and agendas.

  4. BoredKIl says:

    Buy a American Hero Action Figure

  5. falcon says:

    The Constitution does not control what corporations do. Only our Government. Corporations are constrained by the laws passed under the Constitution. But then Government decides to deregulate or not enforce the laws, so it always comes back to Government.

  6. Cosman246 says:

    Win! Amazing win! I must hug the person who made this…..

  7. meetoo says:

    Well, so the Declaration of Independence is inconvenient. Shouldn’t that be the constitution, which seems to be ignored much by politicians?
    Jae – I brought enough M&M’s for everyone if you want some. *Holds out gallon ziplock #1 of 3*

  8. TheLastCanadian says:

    I’d say this is about right.

    Yay for the boardroom known as the white house!

    Pity the Canadian politicians don’t have the sense to stop listening to America.

  9. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE says:

    F**ING HYPOCRITES!!!!
    GTFO OF IRAG U EXTREMEISTS!!

  10. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE says:

    lol i spelt iraq wrong! lmao

  11. Nailin Palin says:

    Great lol.

  12. mothergoose says:

    ***Totally Off Topic***

    Just heard an album that I hadn’t heard in quite a long time (Soundgarden Louder Than Love) and hear a line that just seems fitting:

    Hands all over
    Our coastal waters
    The crew men thank her
    Then lay down their
    Oily Blanket

    God Chris Cornell is a genius… can’t wait to see the Soundgraden reunion this summer…

    **Sorry for being off topic… thanks for indulging me***

    • Clueless says:

      Here have some red twists and stick around. Aside from a few people who are confused between “We the people” and “When in the course”, it has been quiet here. Well I heard about a riot in a theater but never did find the place. Everybody expects things to get lively later.

    • *twitches* I’ve never liked Soundgarden, Black Hole Sun excepted. But that’s just me.

      • mothergoose says:

        One of my brothers was a drummer and loved matt Cameron from Soundgarden (then Pearl Jam, now Soundgarden again) and he got me addicted to them… Chris Cornell… yummy eye candy!!!

  13. Sara says:

    …should read “where considered inconvenient by Arizona.”

  14. Timmy says:

    Since the constitution is designed to place limits on government and has nothing whatsoever to do with corporations (corporations are a product of government legislative action, BTW), this should read void where ignored by government.

    • Sir Churj says:

      Hmph. This thread has been boring for the viewers waiting for a fight, so let’s spice it up.
      I’m going to disagree with you now.

      Technically speaking, constitutions outline the responsibilities and rights of the government AND citizens, and all people residing within national boundaries. In order for a company to exist within a country, it must abide by the rights and responsibilities owed to all people within the nation and government, either directly from the consitution or exemplified through law (which exists to enable the judiciary to enact the constitution). Besides, on top of that, if you own an American company, you’re presumably an American city… which means the consitution also applies directly to you.

      • Sir Churj says:

        Yes, a city. You could even be a citizen too!

      • Ooh I’ll help fan the flames :twisted:

        Given that Obama’s been busy buying Corporate America one could easily assume Corporate America is now entirely government owned therefore the caption is completely correct

        *finds a spare seat in the theatre and offers dark chocolate Rocklea Road around*

      • kadkins says:

        does the judiciary enact the constitution?

        I always thought that the legislature made the laws, the executive enforced them, and the judiciary shat all over them… wait no – scratch that last one.

        The judiciary interprets them?

        No – though i admit i had to look it up, I was right the first time.

        • Sir Churj says:

          I don’t know if you’re agreeing with me or not, but I’ll clarify anyway (I’m cool like that!)
          “exemplified through law (which exists to enable the judiciary to enact the constitution). ”

          The legislative body of any given nation will create and pass new law on the basis of the constitution. This law is meant to turn the constitution into something applicable. The judiciary is then responsible for enacting those laws (which, as just stated, are the constitution made applicable).

  15. littletelari says:

    That should be “liberals” and not “corporate America”.

  16. Stupid Liberals are STUUUUUPID says:

    Since the constitution is designed to place limits on GOVERNMENT and has nothing whatsoever to do with corporations (corporations are a product of government legislative action, BTW), this should read void where ignored by OBAMA and the rest of the incompetent communist
    clowns.
    It’s truly amazing how people with so many so called ‘opinions’ about this once great country have absolutely NO CLUE wtf they’re talking about.

  17. phallusy says:

    Yeah, those corporations are violating the constitution. It’s not the collectivist, bloated, 13 trillion dollars in debt government.

    Jesus Christ…

  18. kdog says:

    flamewar fail

    • Vila Restal says:

      Well of course it failed!! We were all wearing flame retardant pants and we had the Sprinkler system on :-)

  19. Arizona is the bestest stae eva! says:

    lol, but who keeps re electing the politicians who are owned by the corps?

    • Jahchiwah says:

      Arizona.

      • Vila Restal says:

        Actually the full (and real answer) is not very funny and is long and boring, but I’m off work ill and so I’ll bore the pants of the lot of you :-) The people may do, but usually most politicians (especially American ones, but British politicians are getting off the mark quicker nowadays to get their noses in the trough) say “Oh yes!! We’ll give you this. We’ll give you that!! We’ll protect this!! We’ll protect that!!” and indeed they will try to protect things for probably the first few months. However if the politicians didn’t know that there was an easy way of getting money they’ll soon find out. However most politicians do know and now undertake the next part with gay abandon (This is a phrase folks!! :-) ) They’ll soon find that by latching on to Big Business they can easily make thousands and so forget about their policies and promises to the people and almost immediately go after the money offered by Big Business and then attempt to protect their new friends forgetting the people who put them there in the first place. Sorry for the sudden depressing tone of the piece, but you’re looking at someone who is fairly shagged off with Politics (and is another reason why Democracy (at least the sort of Democracy that is offered to us nowadays) just doesn’t work. The people really need an immediate recourse if the Politicians go against what they promised. Of course the Politicians say “Oh yes you do, you can vote against us in the next elections”, but that could be a long time to wait (and if a week is a long time in Politics, 4 years could be a lifetime :-) )

  20. B says:

    VOID WHERE CONSIDERED INCONVENIENT BY CORPORATE AMERICA…or the state of Arizona.

    • zipper says:

      Not sure if you are somehow saying that enforcing the border and laws against illegal aliens is somehow Unconstitutional ???

      The funny thing is that BO and his leftist circus are trying to sue Arizona for enforcing existing federal laws.

      Maybe BO is just afraid that he will be the next one to be deported.

      • It’s not that they’re enforcing the law, dumbass. It’s how they’re doing it. Oh why am I even wasting my time.

        • zipper says:

          Wasting your time spewing rubbish, I agree,

          And whats wrong with go after employers of illegals who dont follow the procedures to get proper ID of workers??

          Whats wrong with checking the ID of people arrested for crimes??

          Maybe you think this is a victimless crime??

          Ever hear of identity fraud?? Ever see how much a mess people who have their identities stolen by illegals have to face???

          How about the Americans who dont get those jobs, not to mention the crime (including gangs) and the transmittable diseases brought in.

          Your lame attack is laughable.

          • Dan says:

            Unlawful search and seizure. Try looking it up.

            • I Like Peanut Butter Not Jelly says:

              AZ law look it up. The person must already have broken the law, which makes the law match the 4th Amendment. Nice try though, you were SOOOOOOOOO close!

        • Matt says:

          And how are they doing it you dumbass lefty? They aren’t doing it yet the law isn’t even in effect yet and you don’t know how they are “doing it”. You just want to scream racist and unconstitutional because Huffington told you to think that way. You also probably support gun control which IS unconstitutional. Idiot

  21. E says:

    That is totally wrong! It is the government that is ignoring the Constitution. Take a read of it some time and you will find many common occurrences are, in fact, totally unConstitutional. For instance, it is a direct violation for a person holding a government office to accept an award given from any organization…case in point – Nobel Prize.

  22. rich says:

    The Constitution is a set of restrictions on the FEDERAL Government, not Corporate America, and not the states… And enforcing existing immigration law IS legal.

    • Sir Churj says:

      **facepalm**

      If you’ll please look up, at least a half dozen people have already said this exact same thing. I would also tell you to look up to where I have debunked it… but I get the feeling that if you were too lazy to read through the other comments the first time, you’re not going to do it now.

      In a nutshell, constitutions do NOT place limits on governments. Their function, technically, is to outline the rights and responsibilities of both the government AND the citizens of a given nation (and since corporations are run by citizens, this applies).

  23. Legend says:

    Just replace corporate America with federal gov’t, and then it makes sense.

    • zipper says:

      Trickle down tyrrany its at state and municipal levels now too….

      Of course Obama and his marxist circus get top billing.

  24. Jon says:

    Corporate America?? The US Constitution does not limit corporations or people, it is supposed to limit Federal Government, something that has faded over time to where they are practically only using it for toilet paper. Ron Paul in 2012!!!!!

    • Noah says:

      I hear ya there! Though it’s hard to give press to a guy when the government controls the whole social media so they can theoretically elect whomever they want. Psh, I STILL think Obama is an illegal alien and that he was elected by the same bull crap government that has totalitarian control over the voting booths. I’m just waiting for the second revolutionary war to happen. I got my guns to defend myself and my rights, anyone with me?

      • viking gal, original AAAM member says:

        Do you REALLY think Hillary would have missed and/or not used illegal status against Obama? Really?!?

        • I Like Peanut Butter with Bacon says:

          Actually Hilliary couldn’t afford to. To attack Obama in that way would mean the “R” word Zipper fancies. As a Democrat she knew she needed the “black” vote to win the primaries. However Republicans know that there is a very slim chance to get the “black” vote, and will turn towards the “center” vote to sway the election. As most republicans are already deemed “racist”, this wouldn’t “alienate” a demographic they aimed for to vote.

  25. jraymondcpa says:

    This is a GEM economy -Global Economic Meltdown

  26. Sir Spookington says:

    I think what amuses me most – besides the impressive dinner&a show put on in an effort to watch the predicted… show – would be the fact that several hundred had to rate this picture pretty highly in order for it to make the front page. Identification fails aside, more people liked it than hated – or at least moved their little fingers far enough to give it four and a half Abes.

    Which makes me question whether they’re liking the fail, the photo, or the comments section at this point…

  27. Unknown says:

    ….whatever.

  28. Rayjay says:

    Damn I cant come up with anything witty or funny to say. “goes and sits in the back corner of the reasently blown up theater and eats the last of the popcorn as the lights go dim and the movie starts.
    RING RING>>>>>> F*%^ IT!!!!!!!!

  29. Noah says:

    “I pledge allegiance to a country without borders without politicians watching for my sky to get torn apart. I am broken I am bitter I’m the problem I’m the politician watching for my skies to get torn apart. Come on and break me!.” Switchfoot- Politicians

  30. Michael says:

    I would add……And the Current Adminstration!

  31. Reese says:

    I wonder how many people who read the above caption understand that the Constitution of the United States of America is a list of what the federal government may or may not do, and thus does not apply to non government entities.

    • I wonder how many people have already said the exact same thing you have?

    • Ogre says:

      Actually, whether or not such entities are permited to exist IS the perogative of the Federal Govt. Of course such protection is only with regard to liability. One can discriminate against the entity, their directors, their employees, or even their associates, with impunity.

  32. zipper says:

    Substitute BIG GOVERNMENT for
    CORPORATE AMERICA and you will come much closer to the truth.

    • Frosteh says:

      Yeah, BIG GOVERNMENT and CORPORATE AMERICA: apples and apples!

      • zipper says:

        Except that Corporate America creates wealth/prosperity and Big Government squanders it.

        So more like apples and road apples.

        • Frosteh says:

          Except no it doesn’t, the people who do the work create wealth/prosperity and “Corporate America” siphons it off them, and after helping them, “Big Government” squanders it.

          • zipper says:

            Economy of Scale is Economics 101.

            Anyway…

            Corporations create jobs, the employees/workers do the jobs to create goods and services which are paid for by consumers (which largely goes to salaries/wages) .

            This isnt a big vs little business argument, its a comparison of a source of wealth and prosperity (corporations as businesses) versus a sink of wealth and prosperity (inept ineffectual AND GROWING government).

  33. Ogre says:

    Special laws for special interests. Its a damn joke. Do you realize that if you buy some “approved” alternate energy system, (so you can get your rebate) you are paying a “tribute” to the bleeding company that “approves” it. LOL Plus you are paying about 3 times the market rate per killowat hour. (BTU” are easier to understand, but KWHr’s muddy the water better).

    • Paws4thot, the PK Booty Caller says:

      A BTU is a measure of the chemical energy contained in a mass of gas. A KwH (no ‘r’) is a load on an electrical circuit which dissipates 1 Kw of electricity in 1 hour. A 3 KwH device dissipates 3 Kw per H, a 0.1 kwH device requires 10 hours running to dissipate 1KwH. What’s complicated about that?

      • Ogre says:

        They are both measurements of energy. A solar collector that directly heats air is rated in KwHours to be rated by “energy star”. A BTU will raise the temperature of one pound of water one degree F. Easy to understand, easy to work with.
        The only thing that counts is cost per Kwh or BTU. I can just get out my old CRC to convert but most folks don’t have one or even know how to rate them.
        My collectors that use Aluminum cat food cans to collect are only slightly more effecient than dual screen. Of course either is really inefficient when compared to vacuum types but the cost per (BTU or KwH) is a LOT less. No rebate though.
        Of course in the NE I can air condition with an old Modine heater for the cost of a very small pump drawing water from a spring.

  34. poor thing has been beaten, used, torn, pulled 20 diffrent ways, and just plain ignored. if the founding fathers came back, they’d be able to help

  35. iseewhatyoudidthere says:

    Void Where Considered Inconvenient for Obama and Democrats…..there….FTFY.

    • wolfcheese says:

      As if the republicans trying to make things like abortion and gay marriage illegal doesn’t contradict any ideas in the constitution…(not that I’m a democrat, I find faults with both parties).

  36. Dr. Forrester says:

    Misspelled “Obama” there…

  37. Annie says:

    i think you mean government

  38. Dahak says:

    What an idiot. The only people violating the constitution on a daily basis are the current occupants of the White House and the Dundercrats in control of Congress.

  39. Derpalina says:

    Or governmental America


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