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(The United States Constitution)
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VOID WHERE CONSIDERED INCONVENIENT BY CORPORATE AMERICA
(The United States Constitution)
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*eats popcorn and waits for the flame wars to being*
*Takes a seat nearby on the balcony, adds butter to popcorn and waits quietly.*
Excuse me, I have reserved seats 3A and 3B in Row 2…
Oh I see the show has already started, I’ll sit down
bor has a horribly format reprint it
Hrnglb ot Porfffft?
Where are the others? Here, I’ll buy seats for Suicide_Blonde, dissimilitude, viking gal, charro, Jane, and Paws4thot
Ooh, thanks! I was out getting cat litter and some new fishies! *sits down and wiggles to get comfy* Here, would you like a cookie?
Mmm. Oatmeal raisin! Thanks!
Sure, thanks!
Not if it has anything to do with the kitty litter
Where’s my seat?!
Dont sit by KnOwledge1ne, hes been farting and it stinks, brings cheese straws and some nice american wine
The theater has already been destroyed. Now go home or get kidnapped
*shouts muffled from the trunk* HELP HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE!
*looks at noisy trunk*
*looks at Kn0w’s flamethrower*
You know I think I’ll go home.
*goes home*
Harumph. S’pose I’ll have to buy my own seat. AND I brought Liquorice Allsorts..
All this food and drink and liquorice allsorts, someone make sure theres plenty of toilet roll
*gets own seat in the back, sits quietly, and noms on Babe Ruth bars*
Hey look! It’s the ghost of Marlon Brando.
*yoinks a candy bar from DWM*
*keeps candy bar as DWM isn’t his nickname*
Why did Rando steal that dude’s candy bar? Eh, nevermind, I need to get to bed anyway.
*vanishes*
I took it from some guy named DeathWyrmMexus because I totally overlooked my typo and have no idea why I typed DWM.
*whispers* I’ve brought the drinks, what kind did you want? *sits next to naliord and munches on his popcorn*
*Whispers* So considerate, thank you! I’ll take the diet coke.
Here, have some skittles.
*takes some skittles – whispering* No problem. Kind of slow to start isn’t?
*Whispers* Yes, agree, but I believe they’re holding back the big talents for maximum effect later – did you get a program? *hands Nucky a program*
*breaks the whispering with a huge fart*
That’s been bubbling since yesterday.
Ewwwwwww!!! Know, you can’t sit beside me ever again!!
*Watches security drag Knowledge1ne out of the theater*
*Whisper* I don’t think they should have used the tazer – that was unnecessarily cruel. But mildly entertaining!
*whisper* Yes, it was, I especially liked the way they kept administering the shock making him twitch like a dancing puppet.
*Whisper* Yes, although it makes me a little bit uncomfortable to see a grown man crying and begging like a little girl.
Oh well I am sure someone will be along shortly to clean the floor. Hope they bring out the stars, soon.
*whisper* Speaking of the mess Know left behind, do you think I have time for a bathroom run before the good stuff starts? I don’t want to miss anything.
*Whisper* Sure, I’ll tell you about it if you miss someting. Can you grab me a beer on the way back?
Here’s your beer, what’d I miss?
*Whisper* Thanks – well it seems to be picking up, they’re starting to discuss the applicability of the constitution to certain groups – this is promising!
Sorry I’m late guys… Rum Punch anyone?
Yay for punch! *Breaks out plastic cups*
Excellent, pass that rum my way, please!
**goes to court sues the theater for breaking contract and by-laws. Wins court case, takes theater. Returns to theater with refunds for all liberals in the place, returns money hold sign “Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Anyone”.**
None of this would of been possible if y’all hadn’t pelted me with popcorn, ice, and fists. Once again thank you, and good night.
…AND….
*pulls out baggie of “MG approved-hippie-left-wing-liberal-but-we’ll-share-with-everyone-looks-like-oregano-but rhymes with-Tijuana-wacky-weed-with-the-roots-from-hell” and rolling papers
Feel free to partake and share…
*binds and gags ILPB with duct tape, stores him in janitor cabinet until we are done having fun*
That’ll do… pass the Rum
*Wonders about the weird smell in the place, all of a sudden*
*All worries melt away*
*barges in, once again breaking whispers*
-*gives chase while security tries to restrain*
–*pulls out bb guns and fires wildly into crowd*
Kidnaps nailord & Nucky in the ensuing chaos
PK userz
Da GANGSTA has returned…
*doesn’t really care that she’s been kidnapped after partaking in MG’s stash* Just don’t put me in a trunk again, dude.
Hi, Hi, sorry I’m late I stopped to get some red twists. Looks around. Where is the theater?
**whispers** where’s the Canadian section? I brought timbits!
)
Our friends to the south can share some too (and anybody else that’s not cool enough to be from North America
*whispers*
i hope you guys saved me a seat too. although, i hope it’s not in front of the woman with triplet 4 year olds who are going to scream and kick my seat… oh hey, i brought the econosize container of junior mints, anyone want some?
*Whisper* Sure, have a seat, we blocked a section here. We only have an idiot with a cellphone but we’re already throwing popcorn at him
**turns around and yells** Hey! a) The previews haven’t started yet. b) I have yet to see the stupid ad/ trailer thing that states “Movies don’t ruin your phone call, don’t let your phone ruin our mocie”. So just Bugger off for now.
**goes back to phone**
Yeah the DR. says it isn’t contagious, just uncomfortable.
*Wisper* I think we should move back some rows. SOME PEOPLE! Can you believe it?
*whispers*Yum! Do you want some popcorn or a drink?
**continues talking**
Good I have two perferct seats, and my plan worked. The guy with the shoes off and smelly feet on the chair next to me moved back. We should be interference free for the show. Hurry up though, oh and don’t forget the chocolate covered cookie dough.
*Signals the big security guard that just upgraded from a tazer to a cattle prod*
*Whispers* Sure, I’ll have some popcorn
*Watches security have some fun with ILBP*
*whispers* What a freakin’ jerk! Let’s start throwing ice at him.
*Takes out his slingshot*
Yeah … “throw”…
*Whispers* Hmm the show has slowed down a bit – are they heading for an intermission?
Dam, nesting fail above. It was that dam censorbot making me look like and idiot again.
*knocks PB over the head with club*
*steals theater deed*
*puts PB in the trunk next to naliord*
BLOWS UP THEATER
ii consider this an act of treason
Well if there’s a Canadian Section, I suppose since I’m partially South African, I’ll set up the South African Section. I’ll set up a Braai, along with Boerwors, Droewors, Biltong, Sosajes and other South African Delicacies probably no one on this board has even heard of. Lekker
Do South Africans “do” curry? If so, I’ll join you, rather than setting up a Scottish section serving things like curry and haggis pakora.
You’re right, Vila. Haven’t heard of them…and not really sure how to pronounce them either.
Quick tour of South African Dishes – Yes curries are popular in South Africa (especially around Malay communities in the Western Cape) and Indian communities around South Africa. Boerwors – Farmer Sausages – Something akin (if done properly) to a Cumberland Sausage on Steroids
(and even has the same shape curled round in a spiral, although some butchers in SA might make variations), Droewors – Dry Sausages – (see Biltong later) The Jerky equivalent of Sausages also called Beer Sticks since they are sticks commonly served with Beer. (Isn’t Afrikaans easy.
) Biltong – Rump Strip – Probably one of the most famous South African dishes around (you can find them anywhere there are South Africans.) This is probably one of the most recognisable dishes to most Americans as this is known in America as Beef Jerky. However (as I believe it is done in America, although I might be wrong) it is served in several variations of both dryness and fattiness. Sosaties (aka Sosajies depending on the community and the amount of deafness of the person listening
) – are South Africa’s equivalent of the Kebab, where the meat is marinated and skewered, often served at a Braai (South African for a Barbecue)
Lekker eh Bras
(Many of the dried meat dishes come from the Voortrekkers of the early 19th Century as they needed supplies that would survive for a long trip into the Veldt, hence drying meat would survive for months.)
*sets up lounge chair and cooler of beer*
Hi, I kept looking for the others at the theater but I got lost twice. Can I watch with you? I have red twists? You can have some. Can I have a beer?
Your beer will go well with my chicken wings. Wanna swap?
*sniffs* Timbits?
*shouts FIRE!!!!!*
*Pleads the first amendment*
Corporations will be the end of this country. The next pres will be brought to you by GE, GM, and Disney.
Well why not Disney!! Every country is run by a Mickey Mouse Government. America, Britain (especially Britain now!!), and probably every country in the European Union and the European Union itself.
Corporate America? Try US politians
politicians even. Sorry…had a case of the ILPB’s
try them? does that involved your mouth? O_o
As of lately it appears to be from the rear.
ordinal meo!
Meo??? Is that the leading character from the Cat version of The Matrix???
Holy crap!! Politicians and corporate shills are different people?!?!
Only in the way that….never mind. What I was going to say was going to be a joke but it was going to offend the residents of certain hilly geographical regions.
Why would the Swiss mind?
they’re a touchy bunch. We should at least ask first.
As long as we keep our accounts there they won’t mind, I’m sure!
They’re a neutral country until you piss them off. Then they stab you once with each blade of their Swiss Army Knife. It drives the coroner NUTS.
The blades are one thing… It’s when they use that d@mn toothpick that gets me…
I have heard that the sound of the nail file was banned as a form of torture.
But what about the Comfy Chair. “Cardinal Fang!! Bring out the Comfy Chair”
And those Swiss Army knives always have those things for getting Boy Scouts out of Horses Hooves
Same thing..they’re corporatists.
Caption should read “Void where considered inconvenient by Corporate America or US Government”. Neither one really cares about the average American anymore…it’s always about money and agendas.
^^^^THIS IS WIN
Unfortunately it’s not really a true win based on a technicality that falcon alludes to below. Corporations aren’t bound to the Constitution, only the Government is, however Corporations can get caught ignoring laws based on the Constitution.
You took the words out of my mouth.
But then again, this is the internet – facts have no bear no weight in the discussion.
Oh crud!! Where’s the bear????
Thanks to the 2nd Amendment, we took his arms. Anyone want some bear arms?
yes please could always do with an extra pair of arms even if they are bear arms.
ILPB FTW!
And here I thought all corporations were legal fictions chartered by governments.
No, that’s backwards.
But I’m still a win so your arguement is invalid.
Corporations buy the politicians.
Thank you! I was just about to say it myself.
This doesn’t apply so much to corporate America, because as a private entity they are not obliged to obey the provisions of the constitution or the bill of rights, i.e. one cannot be armed on company property, but the 2nd amendment says they can… Their private property is their own domain where their word is law and not the constitution’s. Once off private property, however, the constitution ought to still be in full force.
EXACTLY!!!!
Buy a American Hero Action Figure
…made in China…
also comes with star ans stripes bikini
and a kung-fu grip (remebering my brother’s GI Joe)
My Barbie kept dating GI Joe, and ignoring Ken. I think because GI Joe was a better hugger? Of course now I wonder if that was why Mattel decided to start making GI Joe a much smaller critter…
My GI Joe (with kung-fu grip) used to act inappropriately with that grip in front of my sisters and their Barbies. He also used to kidnap Barbie and do…nasty things to her. Much sister-type screaming, crying and tattling to mom ensued. Ah, good times.
That is horrid. Your poor sister. (I have brothers) Anyway, I mean Barbie is a slut and all but still.
My Barbie and GI Joe used to do nasty things, without a brother being involved!
Same here, my Barbies had parties that you would not believe….slutty little plastic gals that they were!
my barbie gta cars and killing people
Did I *say* Barbie objected? Noooo. The sisters did though. *Ebil grin*
The Constitution does not control what corporations do. Only our Government. Corporations are constrained by the laws passed under the Constitution. But then Government decides to deregulate or not enforce the laws, so it always comes back to Government.
That’s not the Constitution … it is the Declaration of Independence. Fail.
**points up** EPIC FAIL!
Check linky for picture of Declaration of Independence. Please go back to 1st Grade and learn it.
ho american should know
its actually the hobbit declaration of nudity
^ If you are reading the comment above and find it funny, WEEP. Weep for the future of humanity…
I can only weep crocodile tears, will they do?
Is that a salt-water croc?
**In a very Bad Australian Accent** Crikey!! He’s a frisky one.
Don’t you recognize the preamble to the Constitution?
(Declaration of Independence is the one that starts “When in the Course of human events …”)
Nope. It’s the Constitution. Sorry.
Thinking you’re smarter than somebody else fail. Big time.
Win! Amazing win! I must hug the person who made this…..
Hugs always welcome! ^_^
And a bear?! YAY! *hugs ImprovBear*
Well, so the Declaration of Independence is inconvenient. Shouldn’t that be the constitution, which seems to be ignored much by politicians?
Jae – I brought enough M&M’s for everyone if you want some. *Holds out gallon ziplock #1 of 3*
Oh God – I’m looking at it. What an idiot. Well OK I’m not an American. I can be excused. At least I brought M&M’s…
Peanut butter or plain??
If it ain’t peanut butter, I ain’t interested.
No thanks. I’ll stick to the watermelon. I used M&Ms to quit smoking and then quit junk food the next year.
Watermelon? May I have a piece of that. I brought some Mike N Ike’s to share.
I’d say this is about right.
Yay for the boardroom known as the white house!
Pity the Canadian politicians don’t have the sense to stop listening to America.
“ThelastCanadian” I didn’t realize we were extinct. WTH? Someone could have told me I was extinct, you know!!!!
You stink.
No, she’s an ex-stink. She’s clean and smells all fresh now.
Hockey seasons over… we’re as good as extinct until next winter.
Not next winter. Pre-season starts in September. And the Blues just fleeced Montreal for that goalie Halak. I can’t WAIT for next season!
This is Canada… winter starts in September
Touche.
I thought I was the last Canadian. Well, me and the three million people I encounter every day on the way to work.
Ummm… I don’t think Harper listens to anyone… and Ignatieff IS an American politician, so I don’t think that counts either.
On top of that, Layton and Duceppe seem to live in their own little worlds… so what politicians exactly are we talking about?
F**ING HYPOCRITES!!!!
GTFO OF IRAG U EXTREMEISTS!!
Where is Irag? Is it a country between Iraq & Iran? Is it next to Irad and Iraf?
It is next to Belgium
And it’s sideways.
Can we invade it?
Only if it has oil.
It’s main exports are Olive Oil, Hair Oil and Cod Liver Oil. So if you want to invade you go right ahead.
This poster clearly means the i-Rag, Apple’s newest techno-whatsit!
Is that so women can easily text at that time of the month?
Which is when they turn to their iPads.
Hmmm…. Is that the version with or without Wings
They have to get the Red Bull iPads to get the ones with wings.
Hmm…. I was thinking more along the lines of the Clare Rayner type wings (Some of the older British readers will likely know what I’m on about!!
)
Bingo wings?
These are not the Wings you are looking for. Move Along!!
lol i spelt iraq wrong! lmao
MAO! has nothing to do with it!
What’s Mao got to do with it?
–great, now I have a Tina Turner ear worm.
Simply the best comment so far..
Left a good job in the city
Workin’ for the Man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin’
Worryin’ ’bout the way things might have been
And don’t forget the classics –
Mao she’s making eyes at me
)
It’s all over Mao
Bad to Mao
Misty Maoning (it’s a stretch but I had to get at least one Bob Marley song in there
Try Mao
And “It’s Mao or Never”
Great lol.
***Totally Off Topic***
Just heard an album that I hadn’t heard in quite a long time (Soundgarden Louder Than Love) and hear a line that just seems fitting:
Hands all over
Our coastal waters
The crew men thank her
Then lay down their
Oily Blanket
God Chris Cornell is a genius… can’t wait to see the Soundgraden reunion this summer…
**Sorry for being off topic… thanks for indulging me***
Here have some red twists and stick around. Aside from a few people who are confused between “We the people” and “When in the course”, it has been quiet here. Well I heard about a riot in a theater but never did find the place. Everybody expects things to get lively later.
Know kidnapped most of us and blew up the theatre. It was tragic really, he left the rum punch and popcorn behind.
LOL you lot at least this was fun reading this, keep going dont mind me
*twitches* I’ve never liked Soundgarden, Black Hole Sun excepted. But that’s just me.
One of my brothers was a drummer and loved matt Cameron from Soundgarden (then Pearl Jam, now Soundgarden again) and he got me addicted to them… Chris Cornell… yummy eye candy!!!
…should read “where considered inconvenient by Arizona.”
Because Arizona’s law is almost a mirror image of the Federal Law?
Since the constitution is designed to place limits on government and has nothing whatsoever to do with corporations (corporations are a product of government legislative action, BTW), this should read void where ignored by government.
Hmph. This thread has been boring for the viewers waiting for a fight, so let’s spice it up.
I’m going to disagree with you now.
Technically speaking, constitutions outline the responsibilities and rights of the government AND citizens, and all people residing within national boundaries. In order for a company to exist within a country, it must abide by the rights and responsibilities owed to all people within the nation and government, either directly from the consitution or exemplified through law (which exists to enable the judiciary to enact the constitution). Besides, on top of that, if you own an American company, you’re presumably an American city… which means the consitution also applies directly to you.
Yes, a city. You could even be a citizen too!
Ooh I’ll help fan the flames
Given that Obama’s been busy buying Corporate America one could easily assume Corporate America is now entirely government owned therefore the caption is completely correct
*finds a spare seat in the theatre and offers dark chocolate Rocklea Road around*
does the judiciary enact the constitution?
I always thought that the legislature made the laws, the executive enforced them, and the judiciary shat all over them… wait no – scratch that last one.
The judiciary interprets them?
No – though i admit i had to look it up, I was right the first time.
I don’t know if you’re agreeing with me or not, but I’ll clarify anyway (I’m cool like that!)
“exemplified through law (which exists to enable the judiciary to enact the constitution). ”
The legislative body of any given nation will create and pass new law on the basis of the constitution. This law is meant to turn the constitution into something applicable. The judiciary is then responsible for enacting those laws (which, as just stated, are the constitution made applicable).
That should be “liberals” and not “corporate America”.
Quack.
QUACK
Honk
(Canadian Goose?)
Honk.
Precisely what I was going for! There were 2 ducks, so I assumed it was time for a goose!
I see what you did there!
**runs giddily around the theatre, trying to make it back to his seat before getting caught**
OINK (Can’t stand ducks!! Like pigs though
)
[squeezes VG's booty] Ok, I’m not Canadian, but I have Canadian relatives, and a Canuck wench.
*shimmies* *squeezes Paws’ tushy* I know you are Nucky’s, but still, you’re here!
[returns shimmy] Nucky and I have an “open” relationship, as long as we know who the other one is doing. The party’s over on Disco Inferno.
*gets comfortable and watches the show*
Beep beep.
(You can have your ducks and geese – I’ll take the Road Runner!)
“Hello!! I’m Wile E Coyote. I’m a Genius”
OOOO, somebody forgot to reload their NRA-issued rifle today!
Since the constitution is designed to place limits on GOVERNMENT and has nothing whatsoever to do with corporations (corporations are a product of government legislative action, BTW), this should read void where ignored by OBAMA and the rest of the incompetent communist
clowns.
It’s truly amazing how people with so many so called ‘opinions’ about this once great country have absolutely NO CLUE wtf they’re talking about.
As I stated above, a consitution does not only place limits on the consitution. It’s primary function is to lay out the rights and responsibilities of the government AS WELL AS the rights and responsibilities of all citizens. Since corporations are run by citizens (who are bound to the consitution), then said corporations are also bound to uphold the rights and responsibilities laid out within the constitution.
**limits on government
Communist clowns?
they make jokes about jews more often than anything else. And best of all they STILL aren’t funny.
What?
Yeah, those corporations are violating the constitution. It’s not the collectivist, bloated, 13 trillion dollars in debt government.
Jesus Christ…
flamewar fail
Well of course it failed!! We were all wearing flame retardant pants and we had the Sprinkler system on
lol, but who keeps re electing the politicians who are owned by the corps?
Arizona.
Actually the full (and real answer) is not very funny and is long and boring, but I’m off work ill and so I’ll bore the pants of the lot of you
The people may do, but usually most politicians (especially American ones, but British politicians are getting off the mark quicker nowadays to get their noses in the trough) say “Oh yes!! We’ll give you this. We’ll give you that!! We’ll protect this!! We’ll protect that!!” and indeed they will try to protect things for probably the first few months. However if the politicians didn’t know that there was an easy way of getting money they’ll soon find out. However most politicians do know and now undertake the next part with gay abandon (This is a phrase folks!!
) They’ll soon find that by latching on to Big Business they can easily make thousands and so forget about their policies and promises to the people and almost immediately go after the money offered by Big Business and then attempt to protect their new friends forgetting the people who put them there in the first place. Sorry for the sudden depressing tone of the piece, but you’re looking at someone who is fairly shagged off with Politics (and is another reason why Democracy (at least the sort of Democracy that is offered to us nowadays) just doesn’t work. The people really need an immediate recourse if the Politicians go against what they promised. Of course the Politicians say “Oh yes you do, you can vote against us in the next elections”, but that could be a long time to wait (and if a week is a long time in Politics, 4 years could be a lifetime
)
VOID WHERE CONSIDERED INCONVENIENT BY CORPORATE AMERICA…or the state of Arizona.
Not sure if you are somehow saying that enforcing the border and laws against illegal aliens is somehow Unconstitutional ???
The funny thing is that BO and his leftist circus are trying to sue Arizona for enforcing existing federal laws.
Maybe BO is just afraid that he will be the next one to be deported.
It’s not that they’re enforcing the law, dumbass. It’s how they’re doing it. Oh why am I even wasting my time.
Wasting your time spewing rubbish, I agree,
And whats wrong with go after employers of illegals who dont follow the procedures to get proper ID of workers??
Whats wrong with checking the ID of people arrested for crimes??
Maybe you think this is a victimless crime??
Ever hear of identity fraud?? Ever see how much a mess people who have their identities stolen by illegals have to face???
How about the Americans who dont get those jobs, not to mention the crime (including gangs) and the transmittable diseases brought in.
Your lame attack is laughable.
Unlawful search and seizure. Try looking it up.
AZ law look it up. The person must already have broken the law, which makes the law match the 4th Amendment. Nice try though, you were SOOOOOOOOO close!
And how are they doing it you dumbass lefty? They aren’t doing it yet the law isn’t even in effect yet and you don’t know how they are “doing it”. You just want to scream racist and unconstitutional because Huffington told you to think that way. You also probably support gun control which IS unconstitutional. Idiot
That is totally wrong! It is the government that is ignoring the Constitution. Take a read of it some time and you will find many common occurrences are, in fact, totally unConstitutional. For instance, it is a direct violation for a person holding a government office to accept an award given from any organization…case in point – Nobel Prize.
i find that last bit ineresting
Cite please, because I think you’re full of sh!te or misinterpreting something.
Look up Article 1 section 9 of the Constitution.
I think that’s up for interpretation.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/15/AR2009101502277.html
The Constitution is a set of restrictions on the FEDERAL Government, not Corporate America, and not the states… And enforcing existing immigration law IS legal.
**facepalm**
If you’ll please look up, at least a half dozen people have already said this exact same thing. I would also tell you to look up to where I have debunked it… but I get the feeling that if you were too lazy to read through the other comments the first time, you’re not going to do it now.
In a nutshell, constitutions do NOT place limits on governments. Their function, technically, is to outline the rights and responsibilities of both the government AND the citizens of a given nation (and since corporations are run by citizens, this applies).
Just replace corporate America with federal gov’t, and then it makes sense.
Trickle down tyrrany its at state and municipal levels now too….
Of course Obama and his marxist circus get top billing.
Corporate America?? The US Constitution does not limit corporations or people, it is supposed to limit Federal Government, something that has faded over time to where they are practically only using it for toilet paper. Ron Paul in 2012!!!!!
I hear ya there! Though it’s hard to give press to a guy when the government controls the whole social media so they can theoretically elect whomever they want. Psh, I STILL think Obama is an illegal alien and that he was elected by the same bull crap government that has totalitarian control over the voting booths. I’m just waiting for the second revolutionary war to happen. I got my guns to defend myself and my rights, anyone with me?
Do you REALLY think Hillary would have missed and/or not used illegal status against Obama? Really?!?
Actually Hilliary couldn’t afford to. To attack Obama in that way would mean the “R” word Zipper fancies. As a Democrat she knew she needed the “black” vote to win the primaries. However Republicans know that there is a very slim chance to get the “black” vote, and will turn towards the “center” vote to sway the election. As most republicans are already deemed “racist”, this wouldn’t “alienate” a demographic they aimed for to vote.
This is a GEM economy -Global Economic Meltdown
I think what amuses me most – besides the impressive dinner&a show put on in an effort to watch the predicted… show – would be the fact that several hundred had to rate this picture pretty highly in order for it to make the front page. Identification fails aside, more people liked it than hated – or at least moved their little fingers far enough to give it four and a half Abes.
Which makes me question whether they’re liking the fail, the photo, or the comments section at this point…
….whatever.
If you have nothing to say, then don’t say anything!
Damn I cant come up with anything witty or funny to say. “goes and sits in the back corner of the reasently blown up theater and eats the last of the popcorn as the lights go dim and the movie starts.
RING RING>>>>>> F*%^ IT!!!!!!!!
“I pledge allegiance to a country without borders without politicians watching for my sky to get torn apart. I am broken I am bitter I’m the problem I’m the politician watching for my skies to get torn apart. Come on and break me!.” Switchfoot- Politicians
Ooh, Switchfoot, Them’s awesome!
I would add……And the Current Adminstration!
I wonder how many people who read the above caption understand that the Constitution of the United States of America is a list of what the federal government may or may not do, and thus does not apply to non government entities.
I wonder how many people have already said the exact same thing you have?
Actually, whether or not such entities are permited to exist IS the perogative of the Federal Govt. Of course such protection is only with regard to liability. One can discriminate against the entity, their directors, their employees, or even their associates, with impunity.
Substitute BIG GOVERNMENT for
CORPORATE AMERICA and you will come much closer to the truth.
Yeah, BIG GOVERNMENT and CORPORATE AMERICA: apples and apples!
Except that Corporate America creates wealth/prosperity and Big Government squanders it.
So more like apples and road apples.
Except no it doesn’t, the people who do the work create wealth/prosperity and “Corporate America” siphons it off them, and after helping them, “Big Government” squanders it.
Economy of Scale is Economics 101.
Anyway…
Corporations create jobs, the employees/workers do the jobs to create goods and services which are paid for by consumers (which largely goes to salaries/wages) .
This isnt a big vs little business argument, its a comparison of a source of wealth and prosperity (corporations as businesses) versus a sink of wealth and prosperity (inept ineffectual AND GROWING government).
Special laws for special interests. Its a damn joke. Do you realize that if you buy some “approved” alternate energy system, (so you can get your rebate) you are paying a “tribute” to the bleeding company that “approves” it. LOL Plus you are paying about 3 times the market rate per killowat hour. (BTU” are easier to understand, but KWHr’s muddy the water better).
A BTU is a measure of the chemical energy contained in a mass of gas. A KwH (no ‘r’) is a load on an electrical circuit which dissipates 1 Kw of electricity in 1 hour. A 3 KwH device dissipates 3 Kw per H, a 0.1 kwH device requires 10 hours running to dissipate 1KwH. What’s complicated about that?
They are both measurements of energy. A solar collector that directly heats air is rated in KwHours to be rated by “energy star”. A BTU will raise the temperature of one pound of water one degree F. Easy to understand, easy to work with.
The only thing that counts is cost per Kwh or BTU. I can just get out my old CRC to convert but most folks don’t have one or even know how to rate them.
My collectors that use Aluminum cat food cans to collect are only slightly more effecient than dual screen. Of course either is really inefficient when compared to vacuum types but the cost per (BTU or KwH) is a LOT less. No rebate though.
Of course in the NE I can air condition with an old Modine heater for the cost of a very small pump drawing water from a spring.
poor thing has been beaten, used, torn, pulled 20 diffrent ways, and just plain ignored. if the founding fathers came back, they’d be able to help
Zombie George Washington storming the White House …… hmm Im putting a call in to Hollywood with this idea…
Actually I saw a recent real book at Barnes&Noble
“Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter” — almost as much fantasy as in all those Obama brown nosing books.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Hunter
Void Where Considered Inconvenient for Obama and Democrats…..there….FTFY.
As if the republicans trying to make things like abortion and gay marriage illegal doesn’t contradict any ideas in the constitution…(not that I’m a democrat, I find faults with both parties).
Misspelled “Obama” there…
i think you mean government
What an idiot. The only people violating the constitution on a daily basis are the current occupants of the White House and the Dundercrats in control of Congress.
Or governmental America