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WTF!?!?! Is everything my fault?
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Until there is a republican living at 1600 Pennsylvania it is.
Since when do republicans accept responsibility for their mistakes?
About the same Democrats do.
This, a million times over.
Eh, yeah, both parties are only good at one thing: making a mess of things. They’re more concerned with power plays against each other these days than actually running the damn country. But I do feel the Republicans are worse about it…
We have to wait for 2012 for that.
We’ll see about that.
If it’s Palin I’m LEAVING!
“Until there is a republican living at 1600 Pennsylvania it is.”
The liberal viewpoint in a nutshell.
Yeah, but people like to blame Obama instead.
rabble rabble rabble!
I’m thinking that Obama likes to blame Bush. I’m still waiting for the day Obama blames Bush for his ring around the collar.
and bush liked to blame clinton and clinton liked to blame the dry cleaner ::Yawn:: no one takes responsibility anymore
That’s because he’s an unqualified Marxist wannabe.
You tell ‘em, Bush!
It actually looks like he could be saying that
I giggled.
Did you say jiggle?
Sorry I was distracted for a moment …
*Stares at Avatar*
Win!
They’re double d’s, I jiggle when I do anything.
Do anything!!!
Not everything. The oil leak, maybe. The massive deficits? Definitely. The collapse of our economy? Partially. Much of it goes back to the deregulation of the late 90s. The wars? Definitely. The 9/11 attack? Maybe.
I blame Bush for the holes in my socks.
Bush is the reason I stubbed my toe last night. B*stard.
Bush is to blame for J. Bieber! xD
Bush is the reason I got my period wearing my white pants.
Bush kicked puppies and fed kittens to penis cheney.
Bush ate my homework.
Bush peed on my dog!
A Bush peed on your dog? Does your dog enjoy irony?
rofl
Bush is the reason I chipped my fingernail polish.
Bush is the reason I work for a crappy call centre!
Bush is the reason I got laid….
Good one
Sorry, but that one is just too far-fetched for me to believe.
Which part, Bush is the reason part, or the PB got laid part?
Since my wife’s preggers (and yes it’s mine) obviously I’ve gotten laid. Bush was part of it b/c he caused Global Warming which caused the major weather changes, and hence the blizzards in DC this year. With nothing to do……….
That’s funny cuz Bush is the reason my wife’s pregnant!
HA TRIPLE ENTENDRE!
um, how is 9/11 his fault? Now one could’ve preticted that. Or the oil leak. The oil leak was an accident.
Bush is the reason the twilight series exists (he thought sparkly vampires was a nice touch)
Yes, yes it is. That is all.
You took the words right out of my mouth
Wait what? he took his rooster out of your mouth?
obvious troll is obvious
Yes, everything “IS” your FAULT!!!!
From the economy to the BP’s slack ass management.
“Why” is IS in “quotation” marks? That is a completely “RANDOM” and nonsensical place “to” put them.
go stick your head up yo mama’s ass.
“mama’s”
yes it is your fault, you pompous, retarded monkey.
Don’t call Obama a monkey! That’s racist.
He was calling Bush a monkey. Which is completely truthful.
And not at all offensive
It’s totally racist. Salmon is RACIST!
Calling Bush a monkey = okay.
Calling Obama a gorilla = racist.
You’ve got it!
Neither have tails, so neither are monkeys. Both are apes. You both fail 9th grade Biology. Then again, you were probably taught Creationist BS.
Suggesting that any POTUS, past, present or future (barring the ‘election’ of Gorilla Grodd or Dr Zaius) has the intelligence of a simian is an insult of the highest order to said monkey or ape.
You need to compare a pollies intelligence to something much, much stupider say an atom or a single cell amoeba but even that’s stretching a politicians intelligence a bit too far
Not all monkeys have tails.
Only the cool one’s do.
A monkey (or other ape) is not a stereotype for white people. It has been used by racists for decades (if not longer) as a stereotype for black people.
Calling Bush a monkey, therefore, is merely offensive to some, but not racist. Calling Obama a gorilla (actually, the cartoon portrayed him as a chimp), is racist.
Calling Bush a honky, that’s racist. Calling him stupid is simply a fact.
Does this clear up the question?
Incorrect. Monkeys have tails. It would be more proper to call him an ape, but then apes evolved from monkeys, so you’re ALL pathetic descendants of monkeys!
(let’s see if anyone catches the phrase reference)
Yes W… Obama is your fault.
What, you are giving Bush credit for something good coming out of the 2001-2009 mess? Not sure I would.
Depends on what you consider to be “good”. Personally… I haven’t seen anything “good” out of Obama to date. Just a lot of blame of the previous administration and using that blame to justify more debt with little result.
You can call this recession whatever you want and justify throwing money at the problem however you want. But this isn’t the first recession America has been through. As I recall we were in a recession at the end of the Clinton administration. Funny how no one was up in arms about that one and how Bush didn’t pass blame for it. But I do recall having been laid off because of it.
So, ya… delude yourself all you want.
You mean at the end of the first Bush admin, the end of the Clinton years were economically very strong. The next recession didn’t start until March 2001.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recessions_in_the_United_States
Actually, Bush and his people *did* blame Clinton for that. They also blamed Clinton for 9/11. And for their crappy response to Katrina. As recently as 2008, they blamed Clinton for the 2007 popping of the housing bubble. They blamed Clinton for everything. So spare us your undeserved righteous indignation.
And also spare us your phony debt hawkishness. Bush turned the huge surplus Clinton left him into a massive debt that dwarfed even Regan’s fiscal misadventures. The result produced no jobs and started a massive recession that will have us reeling for the better part of a decade. People like you didn’t say a word about that. *Now* you’re complaining?
yes! Yes!! YES!!!
no! No!! NO!!!
Bravo! But be careful, posting actual FACTS around here may get you the same result as dividing by zero.
Can someone PLEASE show me quotes where Bush and his people blamed Clinton for 9/11? Pundits don’t count… as I saw below. We can have quotes from Obama/ Gibbs/ Biden, etc about everythign being Bush’s fault.
“I was a hippie prostitute” – Ronald Reagan
I am fairly confident shade tail got his material from a video montage on the daily show. It seems to match too closely the material in that montage to be a coincidence, but I could be wrong. I believe it was the June 29 episode. The montage shows quotes from several prominent members of the bush administration (not pundits). I know you have already made up your mind to hate Obama and love Bush regardless of the existence of facts or evidence, so I don’t really post this so much for you as for others. But you asked for actual quotes and they are in the first 10 minutes of the show on that date…in living color.
Actually I hate Bush, but I hate hypocrisy and “MY SIDE IS BETTER NA NA NA BOO BOO” horse$hit. If you notice, your ignorance a$$ could probably see me do the same thing to Conservatives…. AHHHHHHHH too bad so sad, may you go home and cry.
And it was the first two minutes of a ten minute run.
I love a good game of whackamole.
“LOL…wut u meen ‘bukc stawps heer?’”
Really? How very original. Are we not done with making fun of this guy? Get some new material people.
Since the country, heck the world, is still suffering from Dummy Duyba’s actions (and inactions), we should continue to ridicule him.
Don’t worry, the suffering for Obama’s actions will take hold soon enough.
“suffering for Obama’s actions”
Dramatic, much?
He probably also suffers from the heartbreak of psoriasis. Crap. I’m dating myself again. And if you remember that commercial, you’re an old fart too!
I must be an old fart, then.
An old fart with a nice rack! *leer*
We’re never going to be done making fun of Bush. He’s like Nero, only more recent and not as smart.
Heck, we occasionally still pound on Boss Tweed and Tammany Hall!
No, George. Your birth is Barbara’s fault. Everything after that moment, however, you share with her.
You’re a waste of space.
Although I remember a very funny sketch from SNL, Dana Carvey as Bush Sr and Will Ferrel as Bush Jr out on a hunting trip… Linky!!
I remember that one! That was great.
you’re face is a waste of space
Well that’s true in Cricket’s case, but only because no male has ever looked at anything above her shoulders!
Hey now… it’s only b/c her hair’s in the way when she’s…..
bingo, bushy!!
A really funny one! And the comments, more entertaining than the photo, bravo. *clappity*
Not everything. Just everything you should have done but didn’t (like prevent 9/11 when you HAD THE INFO IN AUGUST and catch Osamma bin Laden as you promised) and everything you did do but shouldn’t (like using the Justice Dept as your political goon squad, invade Iraq, exploit 9/11 to expand your personal power).
Why don’t conservatives accept responsibility for their actions instead of blaming everyone else?
Why didn’t Clinton take Osama when offered him back during the 90′s?
I bet they get thousands of pieces of intel a day, and it’s a crap shoot as to which is real and which is just chatter.
Semantics Cricket… it’s not like Clinton’s intelligence told him glue factories were actually fronts for Al Queda, and he sent a few cruises into them to make up for the Cole and some Embassys. HMM wonder why Clinton didn’t go after Osama after those attacks, but I’m sure that’s Bush’s fault as well.
Clinton did make attempts. He ordered 66 cruise missiles fired at camps in Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998. Unfortunately, the intel was bad and one of the missiles hit a pharmaceutical factory in Khartoum, killing one person and wounding 11 more.
http://www.cnn.com/US/9808/20/us.strikes.01/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruise_missile_strikes_on_Afghanistan_and_Sudan_%28August_1998%29
Clinton was never offered bin Laden. That’s an old lie. Let it go.
Whatever you want to tell yourself to help make you love Clinton all that more.
“like using the Justice Dept as your political goon squad,”
Lawsuit against Arizona with no legal footing whatsoever. “Hello Pot, my name’s Kettle. My my, you’re looking awfully black today…”
US constitution holds immigration enforcement for the federal government ONLY. and the fact that it targets brown people.
Actually no it doesn’t. The US Constitution says that a State Law can not over ride a Federal Lwa, as the AZ law is actually enforcing a Federal Law.
“and the fact that it targets brown people.”
Have you actually READ the law, or just showing your compelte and utter ineptitude to argue with facts.
I read the law, and on paper it doesn’t look that bad, but it’s vague enough to leave room for mounds and mounds of abuse.
Which one did you read? Did you read the portion about only if the person has done something wrong, ie speeding/ shop lifting/ shooting a man in the face… I think if someone is caught speeding (especially wreckless driving), or dirivng while drunk you SHOULD be allwoed to ask for citizenship. A) It helps to show what happens with illegals in this country and B) helps you catch them and hopefully send them back over the river, pond, forest, etc.
Yes, and I still think there’s loads of potential for abuse.
No more than any other law out there.
Why are liberals against Immigration “control”? It seems anytime there’s talk of cracking down on illegals, liberals come out of the wood-work and scream “Racism!”. I guess our President sums it up best when he called Illegal Imigrants, “law-abiding”.
“B) helps you catch them and hopefully send them back over the river, pond, forest, etc.”
All they have to do to catch them is go to the Homedepots, Lowes and landscape companies in town.
Actually, “wreckless” driving is good; I think my insurance company gives me a discount for my wreckless driving.
(I know you have a spelling pass, but I couldn’t not say it!)
It would seem to depend on who you ask Mr. Bush.
Yes.
Yes it is.
Too bad you’ll never take responsibility.
Because that’s REALLY hard.
Looks like Obama and Bush have something in common.
lessee you do it
No u.
No ewe.
No ewe? What did you do with the sheep?
Sold them to kyosgurl, something about a show in Vegas or something.
Yes.
Yes. Yes, it is.
Best. Reply. Ever.
It’s funny because the far right did nothing but blame Clinton for problems throughout his whole term.
It’s funnier because his party claims to be the party of personal responsibility.
They did? Examples please. I can find FAR more examples of Obama blaming Bush.
Enjoy:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-29-2010/blame
In fairness, Obama was handed a huge recession and two wars, Bush was handed a good economy and peace.
I loves me some Jon Stewart.
Yeah that bit in particular was quite awesome – exposed Fox’s bigotry quite nicely.
Really? Then *you* provide some examples.
Any time Obama speaks. Just pretty much listen to any press conference he’s given, his inaugeral speech, his “push for Health Care”…. etc……
“Any time Obama speaks” is not an example.
I gave examples my fine feathered friend. Or would you like me to cut and past… it could end up with a “Tl;dr”…..
Here’s a few examples though, just to wet your appetite:
From the 2010 State of the Union Address “One year ago, I took office amid two wars, an economy rocked by a severe recession, a financial system on the verge of collapse, and a government deeply in debt. Experts from across the political spectrum warned that if we did not act, we might face a second depression. So we acted -– immediately and aggressively. And one year later, the worst of the storm has passed.
But the devastation remains. One in 10 Americans still cannot find work. Many businesses have shuttered. Home values have declined. Small towns and rural communities have been hit especially hard. And for those who’d already known poverty, life has become that much harder.
This recession has also compounded the burdens that America’s families have been dealing with for decades –- the burden of working harder and longer for less; of being unable to save enough to retire or help kids with college.”
In one paragraph he blames Bush for what he started in office and says he’s got it under control, HOWEVER in the next two paragraphs he’s talking about it’s not really under control.
This is one of my personal favorites:
“So I supported the last administration’s efforts to create the financial rescue program. And when we took that program over, we made it more transparent and more accountable. And as a result, the markets are now stabilized, and we’ve recovered most of the money we spent on the banks. ”
It’s so tongue in cheek, maybe some “commoners” might miss it (not Calling the PK regulars commoners, I’m talking about the Sheeple out there, the ones who just listen to pundits.)
“We can’t afford another so-called economic “expansion” like the one from the last decade –- what some call the “lost decade” -– where jobs grew more slowly than during any prior expansion; where the income of the average American household declined while the cost of health care and tuition reached record highs; where prosperity was built on a housing bubble and financial speculation.”
Now we’re blaming Bush for capitalism. Brilliant!!! I guess prosperity is a bad thing, whether it be built off of real estate, financial specualtion, internet specualtion, war, etc…..
Do you actually not understand why the so-called “housing boom” was a bad thing, or is it the whole concept of “bubble markets” that’s got you?
Either way, the “prosperity” was based on borrowing more and more money against the future value of a commodity, not on actually producing value.
It’s a bad thing in the same way that the tech bubble was bad.
Sh!t happens, and that’s a deflection of the point, which was that Obama constantly blames Bush for EVERYTHING.
Not everything….. Remember the ring around the collar….
Oh wait were you being sarcastic?
No my problem exists when the Clintonites come on here and beotch about “Bubble markets” and blame Bush for them, and don’t realize their hero was perpitrature of one as well, remember the whole “Internet Bubble Market”. Yet whent hat collapsed I didn’t hear a single person blaming Clinton, like I do hear the left yelling for Bush’s head. That’s the BS. If it’s a prosperous market under a Democrat, it’s a good thing regardless of how, but under a Republican, it’s “shadey”.
You mean kind of what Obama’s doing with Health Care/ Stimulous Package etc? Where do you think the money’s coming from for the Stimulous Package? And what happens when it runs out? (I think we’ll see that in oh about one month, as the market is already starting to turn back down again). But SHHHHH!?!? don’t tell the left, it gives them prep time to blame the republicans.
No; I blame Clinton (and Greedy Gordon Brown) for creating the (non-)regulatory framework that allowed the housing bubble to exist. My only issue with Dubya-ites on this one is the way they pretend that a “boom” created on borrowing money for revenue items with no clear idea of how to pay it back can be anything but a bubble market, for the political convenience created by when said bubble burst in hte US electoral cycle.
I persoanlly think ALL of economics is based on a
“boom” of some sort. People want the quick buck. I don’t really blame any “politician” for the economy until they 1) Tax people to death and creat an environment where it’s hard to spend money or 2) Try and poor government money (whjich it doesn’t have) into the economy as a “bubble” in order to put off said recession, vice actually helping relieve it.
Do you understand that no one mentions the government run Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac who were buying all these crappy mortgages? Currently they hold over 53% of mortgages in the US. How come they never get any of the blame for the “housing boom”. BTW..who was in charge of them when the chit hit the fan?
Short answer… Yes.
What an open, honest mind you have.
Remember, Valerie; if you post any opinion that isn’t right-wing and conservative, there are those who will declare you “dishonest” Just a heads up.
YOU’RE a dishonest left-wing MSNBCcrat and you smell!! BLARGH!!!! ENUMERATED POWERS!!!! WHARGARBLE!!!!!
*giggling helplessly*
Just remember, I’m NOT a Republican. STATES RIGHTS!!!! ENUMERATED POWERS!!!! FOURTEENTH AMENDMENT!!!! NOT A REPUBLICAN!!! BLARGH!!! BLARGH!!!!!! *dies*
Hey by the way I have a great suggestion on how to reduce the size and cost of government:
Reduce the number of states – that will save you LOADS of money
Yeah, what we do is move to the good states, then all the bad states will die out and we can turn them into landfills and prisons.
Yeah, Missouri is gonna be one of the landfill states. Starting with Branson.
I vote we let Florida return to swampland. And Texas can go back to Mexico. We can give North Dakota to Canada. It’s a helluva start!
Yeah, well screw you too!!!
Hey, I live in Florida. I sacrificed MY state first!
But your state can’t even vote correctly……
Hence my suggestion to let it return to swampland…keep up PB.
And I know someone who had their eye (literally) on Alaska. Maybe he’ll stop poutin’ then
Don’t hate on Branson. You’ve got a town of like 6,000 turning out millions of dollars a night. You can’t tell me that’s not being put back into the economy somewhere.
It’s being mostly put in the pockets of the country “stars” that appear there!
Dont’ be hatin’, you commie pig!
One of my friends just got back from Branson (I’ve never been, but my parents rave about it)….he said his mind was blown by the fact that this little nothing of a town with less than 6000 actual residence is basically Las Vegas in the mountains. And that people actually travel so far just to go there.
You know what’s funny? I can remember when it really was nothing, back before all the hoopla. It was essentially a bathroom break on trips down to visit my grandparents in Arkansas. It’s insane what it’s become. That being said, I hate country music, and if I want Soviet Russia jokes, I can get them on Cheezburger. As for the economy, a hell of a lot of good it’s doing us up here.
Ditto on the “hate country music” part. *puts on Led Zeppelin and slaps on the headphones*
Now, Rando, just because you aren’t enterprising enough to move downstate and start that airbrushed plastic visor business….
Damn, I could be making a fortune in redneck trinkets!
It looks like the people (except the ones who comment here) are waking up to 0bama. It’s a little too late for 2008 but 2012 is just around the corner. Bye, bye Obummer!
Unless he loses Congress, in which case we could see a repeat of Clinton’s first term. Clinton was pushing some pretty radical stuff really hard, using his both side majority in Congress, lost it in the midterm elections, and was stopped. Come election time, there was no more reason to vote him out, since he had cooled his jets, and we saw 4 more years of him and his antics.
Which was AWESOME.
Yes.
Nice little subversion there.
It’s a rhetorical question in the form of an LOL. You folks need to lighen up and laugh more, seriously.
Sincerely, the maker of this LOL
But you have to remember that when you mention anything political it’s an excuse for both sides to sling mud.
Its the fault of all the idiots in Washington and all the idiots that send them there.
“Why no dear, I never vote. It just encourages them too much.”
– My grandmother, when asked why she never cared for anything political
That would be “Yes”.
Why of course. Libtards blame you for the Great Depression, the 1906 Earthquake, the Black Death and Death of the Dinosaurs 65 million years ago.
You see irresponsible people like Libtards only can feel ‘good’ when they can blame somebody else for all the misery and pain and ruination they themselves have caused and have further plans to cause.
Obama as the Head Leftard has the job of setting an example for all the rest. He has ‘yes-men’ in the leftard media to trumpet his excuses and failures as YOUR fault Mr Bush, no matter that it is getting close to 2 years since you left office.
Dont worry, when the time comes, the blame will land squarely on Obama and his marxist circus and the other democrat miscreants like the Proverbial 15 ton Weight. Most of America knows who the liars are now.
*yawn* Get some new material. This stuff is getting old.
Rando, did you know you had a smelly hate-troll sitting next to you? I mean the stench alone …
Your comment, Sir, it is made of win.
This guy here next to me, “theamazingrando” seems to not be able to deal with the amount of win in this comment. Pity.
You and zipper are hateful people who generalize all liberals as America haters trying to ruin the good & noble conservative people. That level of hatred and paranoia is not only completely devoid of win, it’s superconcentrated, evil-enhanced, store brand fail.
Now THAT is a WIN
not everything. but close to it. the passed decade at least.
Nah, don’t believe all the asswipes in the media. Don’t believe them here in the comments either. Excluding me.
The media is out to geeeeet yooooouuuu. Ooooooh nooooo!! *wiggles fingers over FTS* The media is not touching you. Does this bug you? The media isn’t touching you.
Mooooom! The media has it’s leg over on my side of the car!!
Bush wasn’t that bad, 0bama’s not that good.
You’re right. Bush wasn’t that bad. He was way worse.
ditto
To answer your question:
YES
Nah, you’re cool
Bush is about as cool as a Texas summer.
In the mountains it’s actually pretty cool. You woulda been better to run with Lousiana summer. Plus at night Texas can get a little bit chilly. Just thought I’d help you out there.
A mere technicality.
Dude just trying to help you with your arguments, remember it’s those technicalities that get you.
Nooo, obviously there is absolutely no causation between the past and the present. Who could ever be so silly as to believe such a thing. *sigh*