Submitted by: Unknown
Basil Marceaux, if I lived in Tennessee you’d totally have my vote! You are absolutely ADORABLE!
Show Only: Democrats | Republicans | Media | Military
« Previous Let’s Fudge A Bit, Just For Faith’s Sake… | When Foreplay Goes Horribly Wrong… Next »
» 71 comments
Leave a Reply
-
Recent Comments
Roger Phillips on Vandals Cashing In MacFeegle on Tim Gunn Eyeroll MacFeegle on Real Classy MacFeegle on Both at the Same Time Vila Restal on Helpful Sign is Helpful Vila Restal on THE FABRIC OF OUR LIVES MacFeegle on Take it to the Grave Eugene Adams on Vandals Cashing In ba12348 on Funniest Case Scenarios Earl Simmons on Vandals Cashing In 
Cheezburger Company BlogPrint on Demand
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Can Has Cheezburger? Home - Lolcats n Funny Pictures
Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Ai Atez Awl Ur Medisinz, LOL!
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Quality shnuggle time
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Dave. It Was Dave.
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Tub Regrets
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
GOZLINGZ
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Pocket Protected
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
A FATHER'S EYES
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Limitless Spinach Party
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SHOW EVER
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
2012 Grammy Nominated Albums of the Year... Wif KITTEHS!
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
My Unborn Child Totally Looks Like The Punisher
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Guns Can Be Girly Too
That’s it. I’m running for governor of Tennessee. Apparently any numbnuts can there.
He won’t win.
My question is how he managed to get enough signatures to get ON the ballot. He’s kind of a hoot, though.
Well I should hope he won’t win. He makes GWB sound like a Shakespearean actor in comparison.
Of course, now that Sarah Palin is comparing herself to Shakespeare as well, I think we need to raise the bar…
Well, at least we’ll get rid of all the French flags, plant grass to sell if for expenses, and pray in morning for everyone can have a nice day!!!
VOTE FOR BAGEL!!!
I would totally vote for bagels. Do they come with cream cheese? I love bagels.
I betting there’s some cream cheese hidden in there somewhere.
Well, sounding smart doesn’t make a leader, nor a person of character, nor someone who actually is smart.
That being said, that was not a well-spoken gig. But he is amusing.
He’s the guy that gets only the votes of those who want to make fun of him. Like in class…
It’s easy to get signatures for anything. You can either tell people a lie and hope they don’t read, so they’ll sign anyway, OR there are always the people who will sign just so that they will get the opportunity to vote you down, thus magnifying your failure.
He’s not on the ballot.
http://services.tennessean.com/news.aspx/2010-tn-governor-race
but anything that could be the slightest bit entertaining makes the news here… anything.
Nope – he’s is ON the official Voting Ballot. I’m sitting here looking at the copy I printed from the Election Commission website. 3rd from the top. Just because that website doesn’t have him, doesn’t mean the mentally challenged man isn’t on the ticket. He is.
I live in Tennessee. I’ve never once heard this guy’s name anywhere, so no, he’d be lucky if he gets 5-10 votes throughout the state.
Yea, he’s running against Bill Haslam, but everyone kinda just laughs at him behind his back. Kinda sad.
We’ll be lucky if 10 people go out and vote at all. : \
Yeah I live in Tennessee to and I’ve never heard of him before today either. But I must say wow our state must look even dumber than it did before.
That station is allowing all the Dem & Repub candidates a time slot to say whatever they want, but they’re not extending that courtesty to any other parties or independents. Figure that out.
At this point, I’d say it’s primarily for entertainment value.
hey you lot just think yourself lucky, you dont have Tim nice but dim and Kevin the teenager running the country like we do, …. look up Harry Enfield on something tube
I noticed that when I first saw the clip yesterday. At first it struck me as unfair, but then I remembered — it’s for the primaries. The Dem & Repub primaries. Any indie or third-party candidates won’t be involved, they’ll just be in the general election later.
dis wins ten internets for figuring it out
That’s a good point. However, third parties won’t get any airtime for the general elections either. They never do.
But if you kill someone you’ll be murdered and sent to jail.
Look at his website if you really need something to scar you for life.
So, what exactly are we to carry the guns for, if not to kill people?
You can shoot someone without killing them.
Granted they scream… a LOT, but you can.
Hmm, tis true. You got me there. I guess that would be ok with Basil then.
“WHAT IMPORTANT:
1.Education”
You think?
I never trust anyone named after a major spice.
*sadly puts down Paprika Johnson signs*
Maybe next time.
But this was her year! There was even talk of Chive Jefferson as her running mate.
The candidate field was too big what with Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme joining in.
Herb, basil is an herb not a spice.
BASIL!!! You made it here, love of my life! <3
Basil Marceaux is the man TN needs: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=112332328817805#!/group.php?gid=112332328817805
Support Basil Marceaux if you believe in freedom.
Good lord, he’s figured out how to log into facebook? The website was pathetic enough. I’m scared to look.
Oh, ok, it’s a …hmm, do you still call it a fansite when they’re making fun?
It’s how Carrot Top counts his fans.
Besides. The guy figured out how to (albeit REALLY POORLY) make a website, facebook is easier than the formatting he did there.
What’s great is they’ve linked to PK, and are pushing it as a positive thing for Basil. *waves at visitors from Basil’s site* He’s a freaking idiot! Find another candidate!
He had to put down TN because he couldn’t spell Tennessee.
He’s a Republican version of Alvin Greene.
While I’m not trying to defend Alvin Greene, I’m really not, I’ve yet to hear anything from him akin to murdering people and then putting them in jail, or grow grass or vegetation and then sell it to cover our expenses for vacant lot.
Or according to his website that school violents is a problem.
I’m thinking that Alvin Greene is a step up… but I could just be missing things about Alvin Greene.
Read this. {http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hNyH1XTKf1Adc_-fGBAefXf8YYEQD9H4A2S80}
“An evaluation said that “while Alvin is a decent person, he lacks the basic skills necessary for promotion,” adding that he “required a daily to-do list” and had a “consistent inability to follow instructions or maintain basic job knowledge.”
what a maroon. really quite humorous though.
A total embezzle.
Lol, a republican version of Al Franken!
Except that Al Franken is actually quite intelligent and usually coherent when speaking.
Not to mention, funny ON PURPOSE.
But, hur hur, I don’t like him ’cause he’s a librul out to steal ‘merica so it funny, right? Hur, hur, hur, right?
When he’s awake, maybe…
Oh lord let it go.
This is why the 1/2 Hour News Hour is such a hit.
I’m from Tennessee, and I’ve never heard of this man before. All I have to say is, “Oh, god. I need to move.”
Is this guy constantly drunk? Or maybe has brain damage from his Marine experiences?
Next, a candidate statement by Marcel Marceau
I bet this guy could tell Katie Couric what newspapers he reads.
Win!
Finally a Republican who says what the other Republicans want to say but aren’t eloquent enough.
C’mon America – don’t let us down. This guy’s PRESIDENTIAL material!
What’s the big deal? He seems like a typical republican to me…
Why is Wilford Brimley running for Governor?
I did not know Elmer Fudd and Petunia Pig had a slow-headed love child. We all say Amen!
Straight from his website:
“c. See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people”
Basil makes a good point. If I had no teeths, I would be pretty depressed.
BRILLIANT!
instead of a special olympics for retard kids and guys in wheel chairs, we can has a special congress, where the real work gets done! only the mentally challanged may apply since wheel chair dudes are normally smert thinking and junk too
Kononowicz!!! wersja amerykanska
Does he have a bukkit? =)
Oh no.. at least Fat Basterd, nemesis of Austin Powers was recognisable as a villain, Baysil Marceaux is probably recognisable as one of the Sons of Tennessee and could win at least wun, too or tree votes from dems peeples of his. Lord Preserve Us.. but at least they do provide us with some comic relief.
OH GOD… thank you ,,, best laugh I’ve had today and boy do I need it!!! OK… which ”real” flag has 3 stripes??? unless I”m not hearing him properly and he really said 3 stars (state flag of TN). I guess my foreign ears can’t understand his properly. And plant grass to sell for gas and use it as profits? And what has innocent cars have to do with removing all stop signs? Say the Pledge of Allegiance when you come out… of the closet??? HELP.. I need a Tennessee – English dictionary!
Somebody must have bet this fellow a couple of hundred dollars that he couldn’t stand up in front of camera and make that speech.
A copy and paste from his website:
Make the Court system, Congess, Army, Navy ,Air Force to Fly the same flag as the Marine Corp which is the three color U.S. Flag.
This is why I’m glad that I live in Canada.
Marceaux/Greene 2012! The, uh…uh, bipa-,uh no,hmmmmm… What’s the word? Oh! The bisexual ticket, no, that’s not right… The uh… Dang! Why can’t I think of that word?! I pray to God and say amen to figure out the answer. Oh well. Have a nice day, and we’ll see you at the polls!
I love Marceaux! He shows a real understanding of the issues at hand, and stands up for old fashioned values the way a southern gentlemen ought to! He is what we need more of in politics.