Comments on: When Foreplay Goes Horribly Wrong…

By: I Like Peanut Butter with Bacon

I Like Peanut Butter with Bacon — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:45:11 +0000

Yeah but left handed people are inheriantly evil.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:47:43 +0000

But not until people left the club because they couldn’t stand the twit.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:37:26 +0000

You know what’s funny? I think that sometimes when we talk other people have to pick up a dictionary. Then when they learn a new word they like they parrot it back – even when it’s incorrect. Silly plebes.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:35:31 +0000

Funny, neither do I. Good thing too, I’m sure such an individual would be a bore at parties, in fact he’d probably be run right out of the club..

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 05:19:03 +0000

They’re all annoying, and yes, I’ll be bipartisan this time and say the liberal pundits are also annoying and I don’t listen to them either.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 05:11:43 +0000

Spooooooooky!

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 05:09:45 +0000

I know right? Expressing your own viewpoint without giving a viewpoint you despise equal time is just EVIL, and I know nobody would be that hypocritical. And anyone who would criticize me for not being objective wouldn’t take pot shots at the left. Nooooooo. That would be despicably hypocritical. But I don’t know anyone like that.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 05:05:55 +0000

Well, see, since the right likes to make lots of mean jokes about lefties, I make jokes about the righties. That makes it fair!

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:39:14 +0000

I would stay away from doing ANYTHING for that guy.. Even weeping for his sense of humour. Just some friendly advice.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:22:46 +0000

I do still hang around sometimes, but I have to say that this place sucks a lot more when there are certain people around, and I don’t like the fact that my requests for privacy have been (repeatedly) willfully ignored. It saddens me in this day and age that simple etiquette is just disregarded. Sure, I’ve made my share of mistakes, but I acknowledged so right away and continued on my path of avoidance. Some others are not as mature.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:18:59 +0000

PB! Ivan! Behave yourselves! DU and I will have to un-invite you to the Boob Festival!

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:17:19 +0000

I’m doubly insulted now.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:15:27 +0000

There is no wrong about it. Understanding Pundit Kitchen fail, and a double fail on you for daring to suggest the response was in any way wrong.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:13:27 +0000

Oooh! Show me!

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:12:57 +0000

I less than three mabs.

By: oɹɹɐɥɔ

oɹɹɐɥɔ — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:12:25 +0000

Awwwww that’s sweet!

By: Ivan Teh Big Slut

Ivan Teh Big Slut — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:57:46 +0000

Yeah…uh…what I said up there. Nasty nesting gremlin struck again.

By: Ivan Teh Big Slut

Ivan Teh Big Slut — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:56:09 +0000

If I find a way to get it washed off, I’ll let you know.

By: Cricket teh IvanoPhile

Cricket teh IvanoPhile — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:47:16 +0000

Ivan? Can you help me scrub off? I think I must have picked up a troll pheremone somewhere, because icky creatures keep following me around and trying to talk to me.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:40:45 +0000

Cricket, did you even read Rando’s comment? Or are you being disingenuous again?

By: Cricket teh IvanoPhile

Cricket teh IvanoPhile — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:38:06 +0000

I think it’s cute that he’s assuming it’s all about him. It could be about anyone, but his inherent narcissism makes everything all about him!

By: Hapiface

Hapiface — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:23:51 +0000

Hero? Hardly. I find O’Reilly to be boring. All he has is “end of the world” this and “ultimate ruin” that. Beck is always finding something that “deeply disturbs” him. Rush, on the other hand, he’s just an ass hole, and he’s not afraid to be in your face about it. He calls himself the best, acts as if he’s the best, and doesn’t give a damn what anyone else says. Take what Rush actually says with the grain of salt it deserves, and enjoy someone who’s show is actually entertaining. But hero worship O’Reilly? HARDLY.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:20:25 +0000

Hey, that wasn’t Kennedy, that was Sam Giancanna! Come on, what Irishman’s going to waste a beautiful woman like that! Only a stinking Italian would… um….

Wait, are we doing inter-caucasian racism this week? I was almost sure we were!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:17:39 +0000

Well, if you just need something to smoke, I know some hippies that can hook you up… plus, I understand there’s absolutely no research that demonstrates it shortens your life at all!

Your memory, otoh…

By: I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday

I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:25:15 +0000

Hey Billy is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

By: I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday

I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:23:54 +0000

Well look at Hiliary…. no accounting for taste. Problem is JFK had to make some of them.. umm disappear. My dad still hasn’t forgiven him for taking Marilyn away from the world.

By: theamazingrando210

theamazingrando210 — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:22:13 +0000

Why are you subtly poking at Bill Clinton? We love Clinton jokes here. Those are FUNNY! And don’t subtly poke Clinton. He’ll not so subtly poke back.

By: theamazingrando210

theamazingrando210 — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:20:38 +0000

Paula Jones. Monica Lewinsky. Didn’t anyone tell Bill that being President he could have damn near anyone? Didn’t JFK teach us anything?

By: I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday

I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:20:08 +0000

HE hit me back first!!!

By: theamazingrando210

theamazingrando210 — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:18:40 +0000

Does he realize we’re talking around him and not to him? Because we’re not going to acknowledge his existence with a reply. It’s like he’s a ghost or something. Oooooooh spooky!

By: theamazingrando210

theamazingrando210 — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:16:33 +0000

And then you get sick of it and fight back and sure enough YOU get in trouble.

By: I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday

I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:02:49 +0000

Jane’s right. Gennifer was the model he had ummm “fun” with.

By: Hapiface

Hapiface — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:12:23 +0000

I have no problem with people making legitimate jokes about a person’s actions or statements, regardless of which side that pundit/opinionist is on. But this isn’t a legitimate joke, this is a pathetic personal attack with absolutely no basis in reality or fact. It’s not funny, it’s just sad.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:29:52 +0000

Excellent, BroadwayJoeFYVM!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:07:05 +0000

I thought Paula Jones was the one with the big nose.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:32:33 +0000

Uh Ivan, it wasn’t partisan. It was objective. You were the one being partisan. I simply mentioned that it applies to both sides. Would you be so willing to say that the accusations are true when it’s someone you support?
And I’ve never seen you hold back from voicing your opinion when you disagree with me. That’s not stalking, but it is funny how you complain about it in a vain attempt to dodge the point. And I will say, whenever you make the snide comments about me, named or not, I am going to make the appropriate response.

By: Ivan Teh Big Slut

Ivan Teh Big Slut — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:10:54 +0000

*noms and pretends to still be fainted*

By: Ivan Teh Big Slut

Ivan Teh Big Slut — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:09:28 +0000

Oh yeah. Well, HER I didn’t believe.

By: I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday

I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:45:17 +0000

Jennifer Flowers was different. that was the sexual harrasment case. Jennifer was the Big Nose while Monica was the chubby intern.

By: Ivan Teh Big Slut

Ivan Teh Big Slut — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:42:40 +0000

You’re not contradicting me by saying that. I agree that Clinton was a horn-dog, and I’ll say the same thing I said back then “I don’t care what he does with his penis”. That had nothing to do with his ability to govern. If she was paid off, it’s because Clinton was a naughty boy. It’s none of the public’s’ business that he cheated on Hillary. Besides, it was consensual in that case. The Bill-O case was NOT.

By: I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday

I Like Peanut Butter and Boobie Friday — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:36:05 +0000

Didn’t Clinton pay off Jennifer Flowers? Actually BIG monetary payment usually doesn’t imply guilt, it implies “I don’t want to have a stupid lawsuit that’ll drag out for years constantly in the media”. That’s why so many STUPID mal-practice suits or suits against big companies never go to trial.

By: Nucky the Bootywench

Nucky the Bootywench — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:26:24 +0000

*begins giving Ivan mouth to nipple….uh….mouth* Breathe, dammit, breathe!

By: dan_144

dan_144 — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:56:20 +0000

But Al Gore invented the internet! And global warming!

By: Ivan Teh Bewbist

Ivan Teh Bewbist — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:50:58 +0000

And why am I surprised? Charro told him to stop talking to her as well, but he kept right on until she left. At least in her case, she was a female. Well, I’m not leaving.

By: Ivan Teh Bewbist

Ivan Teh Bewbist — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:47:57 +0000

*focuses on the bewbs*
*eyes cross*
*loses focus*
*faints*

By: Ivan Teh Bewbist

Ivan Teh Bewbist — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:46:13 +0000

Well, I didn’t really follow the story, so I wasn’t sure of the outcome. To me, a big monetary payout really implies guilt, don’t you think?

By: Ivan Teh Bewbist

Ivan Teh Bewbist — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:27:42 +0000

Can someone show me where I’m talking about him? I was talking about Bill-O and his sexual harassment thing, and suddenly he-who-shall-not-be-named tries to get all partisan. (I love that he keeps claiming he’s not conservative, and then he attacks everything liberal).

I’m really worried that he’s stalking me! It’s really, really creepy.

By: Ivan Teh Bewbist

Ivan Teh Bewbist — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:21:47 +0000

Now THERE’S a threat that will work! *tweak*

By: Nucky the Bootywench

Nucky the Bootywench — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:13:29 +0000

That’s what most of us are trying to do. Ivan, really, just ignore it. Focus on the boobs, Ivan, focus on the boobs…

By: Nucky the Bootywench

Nucky the Bootywench — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:11:21 +0000

Stop it you two, or I’ll take the bewbs away!! I mean it.