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It’s so hard not to make fun of Americans when they make it this easy.
It’s the fact that they wonder why nobody takes them seriously that’s hilarious.
Wait wait…how do you know it’s Americans? by the looks of the whole ‘I read it in the times of LONDON’ it’s an U.K. Citizen..
UK citizens don’t call it the Financial Times of London. We call it the Financial Times.
From Ireland maybe? Not that people in the US cannot be that ignorant. The ignorant do not read London papers.
Why pick on the Irish? The Financial Times is read all over the world, and the nearer you are to London the less likely you are to think its origin worth mentioning, I’d have thought.
I can’t believe you don’t know where Cornwall is! Clearly, you’re not a resident. It’s off the Cape of Good Hope. Gah!
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?! I knew where Cornwall was. I visited there on my last trip to Antarctica when I went to go see The Sphinx.
I love the Sphinx! It’s right on top of the Great Wall of China, and just down the road from the Grand Canyon!
That’s a great trip. You get to drive through Seattle, New Delhi, Springfield, Baghdad, Tokyo, and all of Chile!
Ummm you forgot Midway. That’s where you stop off and get gas. *remembers huge sign that says “No Gas Next 2818 Nautical Miles”* Man they had the best Cheeseburgers.
That’s like getting from here to the Falklands, except the sign at Ascention says “No Avtur next 4_000 nm”.
Well see now you killed it, b/c the Falklands ARE actually near Argentina.
Darn!! If we’d only realised that, we could have based the Vulcans there back in 1982, and saved the mucking about with launching 7 Victor K2s to relay 1 Vulcan and a bunch of Victors down from Ascention in order to get 1 stick of bombs onto the runway at Stanley!
Paws: Was that even English? All I can think of of is HOW the hell did you get SPock to help you?
Hey Big Daddy! How is little Randette?
Wait Rando had the little one? When? How?
I’m not sure it’s my place to discuss this with you PB. I don’t think you’re old enough.. Maybe when you’re a little older. Or, go ask your dad.
If you ask me, that second statement by the green person makes me believe it’s from America, it seems like a catholic statement, amirite?
How about we just agree that people are stupid anywhere they live, america just has a bunch of fanatical religious groups that really surprise me they can feed themselves. But every country has people like that.
American spelling of “legalized”. Brits tend to go for “legalised”
I’m american and I spell it with an “s” who is to say that brits don’t switch it with a “z”
That’s the righties. Don’t blame us all for it.
Yes, b/c only the righties are dumb. Those intellectuals on the left would never say stupid things, like say 57 States in America.
Oh let it go. He knows there aren’t 57 states in the union. He was exhausted from campaigning and made an oopsie. I certainly hope nobody actually thinks he really believes there are 57 states.
I think my point went RIGHT over your head there.
Oh I’m sorry is it just me being a dumb ole righty…. b/c only us be the retards, right der Mister Rando?
But, but, but, EVERY word that Bush ever misspoke or anyone on the right is solid gold for the left.
Of course you say that’s one mistake, Bush made many. BO off the promter sounds nearly as bad. Errrrr, Uhhhhh, Ahhhhh.
And Bush has never been promoted as a gifted speaker, in fact, he’s always joked about his poor speaking skills. Obama on the other hand, has been praised as the 1st coming of a perfect President.
Both sides harp on each other mercilessly, that doesn’t mean we should believe either side.
*passes No1 a cardboard cookie* You actually got my point!
HOORAY AI LIEK KOOKEE! OM NOM NOM!
Not all of us spent high school smoking pot and getting pregnant
Right. Only half did. The other half spent high school smoking pot and getting other people pregnant.
What about the geeky 10% who actually studied, didn’t smoke pot, and didn’t get pregnant or cause pregnancy? Oh right. We’re the ones who can afford a new computer on occasion!
And now know enough about the world to not make stupid generalizations about other countries or cultures.
Wow. Pathetic.
Also, ignorant green person is wrong about the laws.
Mermaids will be made our loyal servants when the superior Turtle race floods the world.
Also, these guys are morons and will die first.
Sure, um, you bet, go get all those non-turtle species.
*Frantically finishes sewing green plastic lids from cottage cheese cartons onto the shell of her turtle costume.*
I’m sorry, but mermaids are “servants” to no one.
Is this a call to end the thousand year truce between our two civilizations? King Neptune & Vishnu’s Avatar Kurma agreed to end the wars and agreed that we serve one another if one were to take over before the other. You dare go against this?
If you will not do your part in helping us destroy the human subsurface by serving in our infantry, then we shall descend upon Atlantis, destroy all mermen and make sex slaves of all mermaids. Starting with you…
I said “mermaids are SERVANTS to no one” I never said anything about ending the peace.
Since you have threatened us, however, and uncalled for as it is; we will bring the Hammer of Thor down upon thee with great vengeance, and may Avarra pity you in your darkest hour.
Oh yeah? Well yo’ momma so stupid she was fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing away all the W’s!!
HA!
*and our yo’ momma war begins again*
Oh yeah? Well YO mama so poor I seen her kickin a can down the street I said “Ey! What you doin’ b1tch?” she said “Movin!”
Oh yeah? Well yo momma so fat, every time she goes out in the neighborhood wearing a red shirt, all the kids say “Hey! Kool-Aid!!”
this is getting good. pass the popcorn.
Please ignore the sound… it appears that yo mama so fat her belly button formed an echo chamber.
Oh yeah? We yo mamma so ugly, even the rats won’t bite her!
My mama’s so dumb she got it by a parked car….
This really highlights how dumb these fundies are. It doesn’t need a caption, their total ignorance is amusing enough. I’d be laughing my a$$ off if I didn’t know these morons can VOTE!
Who says you have to be a ‘fundy’ to be against abortion???
Last time I heard, the Catholic Church wasnt ‘fundamentalist’ unless the lefties have tried to change the meaning of THAT word, like they have so many others.
I’ve heard Catholics call abortion a lot of things, but “Ritual Child Murder” isn’t one of them. But hey, you’re zipper, so whatever you can think up must be right!
Its a great cashcow for certain medical professionsal (and now that Obama is opening up the fetal Stem Cell market the byproducts are like gold. (money is their religion)
For some leftards protesting for abortion is a holy ritual and crusade (which I guess could be construed along the lines of ‘ritual child murder’.
Not so far off then…..
Wow. Just…wow. There’s so much wrong with this statement I don’t know where to begin. So I’m not going to. I’m just gonna say the only thing right about it is the spelling.
And even the spelling’s not right!
Sooo now there’s a leftist push for abortions in order to get stem cells? I highly doubt we’ll get the ads in the newspaper “Wanted: Fertile Women looking to get knockedup. All we want is the Stem Cells, so pregnancy should last only about two or three months. Willing to let you pick the man who knocks you up.”
LMAO, thank you, ILPB! zipper’s lunacy knows no bounds.
Thank you for demonstrating my point perfectly Mr. Zipper. I knew your existence would be useful at some point!
P.S. I was more focusing on the fact Argentina is in South America, not Europe, and they immediately got sidetracked to abortion from an article about gay marriage, the two of which are totally unrelated except in a fundie’s twisted, broken, mind.
Actually the Catholic Church has been siding a lot with the Republicans and other Christian Right groups, lately.
(besides when someone talks about gay marriage like it’s the end of civilization, fundy is the only polite term for it)
Sooo by your definition then the Republicans are “fundamentalists”?
Wow, just wow.
All Republicans are not fundamentalists, but most fundamentalists are Republicans.
All Republicans are not fundementalists, but most Christian Fundamentalists tend to vote Repulbican, however many Liberal Fundementalists tend to vote outside the Democratic Party, as not being liberal enough for them.
(Part of the definition of fundamentalist is “strict adherence to any set of basic ideas or principles”)
TL;DR All fundamentalists are stupid as hell.
How was that too long? That was a short post. **has a confused**
In Russia, they use abortion as their primary source of birth control. Good thing for green Russia’s not in Europe. Otherwise, they’d look like a COMPLETE idiot.
Assuming this is true, is it due to a lack of availability of other reliable BC methods?
Yes. It’s been a problem for a long time there. Very sad.
PFFFT Everyone KNOWS Argentina is a land locked island off of Australia! Duh!
Are you sure? I thought it was located east of the Cascade Mountains in Asia Minor.
Really? because i heard it was next to the frozen tundras in death valley
I’m pretty sure it’s in Tennessee
Yeah, Mark Sanford said Argentina was in the Appalachian Mountains…. right?
I always figured it was a reference for his mistress’s ‘milk shake’, myself!
Well it did bring him to the yard. In Argentina…. next to Finland.
My friend, when the whole Sanford scandal broke, posted on FB, “He meant Argentinian Tail not Appalachian Trail!”
Hey at least this one was a hotty. Well worth the marriage and career.
*kicks ILPB* I’m showing that post to Mrs. ILPB!
For him NOT me, HIM!!!!
Sadly, he still agrees with you.
wow I thought Lost Island IS Argentina
You’re right. That explains why it keeps moving.
no you wrong, Argentina is a land between Gondor & Mordor
Between Gondor and Mordor? That could be anywhere! Those two countries aren’t anywhere near each other! That’s like saying the moon is somewhere in the Milky way galaxy! For those who *care* about geography, Argentina is between Gondor and Tijuana.
Send my love to my home but my mail.. Tijuana jail.
If you survive long enough to get there. You know, all those American guns running around killing people in Tijuana.
One does not simply walk into Tijuana!
The person may have said this because Argentina has, in comparison with other South American countries, an enormous population of Europeans. So its culture may have more “European” elements than other Latin American countries.
I hope so. But I’m not holding my breath in optimism.
You’re giving the teabaggers entirely too much credit.
I only find this amusing because the title jokes about Argentina being located next to Prussia. Either it doesn’t exist, or it’s near a tiny town in Canada.
I personally prefer not to believe in Argentina myself.
Did you even understand what A. was saying?!
Well, I’ve certainly never seen it so it must not.
Actually Prussia does exist, or rather it did. it was a country in Europe that lasted from about 1525 until 1947 It didn’t really last long compared to some other countries but it was pretty awesome while lasted.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussia
Not sure when the poster decided to used a former country rather than a current European country. maybe to further the whole “Lol country is in wrong place” aspect
Argentina…legalized…European…. Funny, I didn’t think ultra-conservatives would have been able to spell those words.
Well, they spelt ‘legalised’ wrong anyway.
“spelt”? “legalised”? … you must be British. British never could spell correctly. that’s why they lost the war.
I didn’t realise spelling was a requirement for fighting.
haven’t you ever heard of a “War of Words”? or “The pen is mightier than the sword”? or the power of propaganda? BTW, you misspelled “realize.”
Both red and green obviously have computers – they don’t need to read a paper – Yahoo, MSN et al provide easily digestable news chunks.
LOL.
I’m not sure whether I can point out the exact location of argentinia, since it’s been a long time since I actually was interested in topography. I do know however, on which continent it is.. DAMN it’s not that hard.
Also, US liberal on abortion? ehm, it’s legal in the netherlands. And considering the average IQ in america compared to the netherlands.. That’s a GOOD thing. 16 year olds having kids probably ends in 2 destroyed lifes; of the mother AND the child. and maybe the father too..
Plus, people so stupid not to use protection if they don’t want to get preggers, shouldn’t be allowed to recreate.
The average IQ anywhere is always 100. Thats the way synthesized units work regarding a population. -_-
Lots of foreigners post.
‘European-like’ country is a fairly easy mistake (probably easy for half of our public schrool students to do similar).
And Argentina IS very ‘european like’ compared to most places in the world.
BTW that was a comment on some posting ???
And that is supposed to be indicative of something when at the same time Obama is trying to do and end-run around our proper political process to try to get Amnesty for illegal aliens through to subvert our voting rights (If he does that it will probably be HIM going away real quick).
Huh?
It’s zipper. Don’t bother straining to understand–not worth it.
lol
He needs to get back on his meds, that made even less sense than usual.
I’ll type them slower and with smaller words in future……
But it is getting pathetic when the usaul leftard digs here start being against comments on some other open comment forum’s dim comments.
But lets keep elaborating on this subject since there doesnt seem to be much else to do here.
Typing slower will only help if your thoughts can keep up with your hands, I understand your words just fine, they are just so far off topic and out of context that you make no sense at all.
Argentina being in Europe makes no sense to someone who has even glanced at a world map. You have to travel several thousand miles from Argentina just to get to Europe. So it is not “an easy mistake to make” as you put it.
You don’t like it when people dig at you, but here you are tossing insults around again. Show some goddamn courtesy.
Somehow I picture Zipper doing the “one finger press” when typing.
Cut him some slack. Typing in a straight jacket is difficult!
Well he never has trouble spelling leftard and he was the one claiming he was typing too fast for me to read and using words that were too big for me.
If he needs to type slower for my benefit while in a straitjacket then he must be some kind of typing savant.
I think he has a macro for the word leftard. Cntrl 9 or something like that. Saves keystrokes.
Here’s the thing with the warped, damaged mind of zipper. When he calls people “leftards,” he thinks he’s just speaking a commonly known fact. He would likely feel perfectly justified in walking up to someone at the DNC and saying, “Hi there, leftard!” and then wonder why he got hit in the eye. What he forgets is that only the most disgusting, pathetic, worthless members of the right refer to all of those on the left as such. I could understand ripping a few real jerks on the left with insults (the annoying troll Again comes to mind), but zipper’s insane mind thinks all are like that. When in reality, the real loser is him.
PLEASE don’t invoke the A-name again. *shudders* I’ve almost recovered in their absence.
lolwut?
Crap, if half of your public school students think Argentina is a European country, ye are more F’d than ye think.
By the way, the FB post did not say “Argentina, an European-like country”, it said “an European country like Argentina.” The placement of words in a sentence is important, you can’t just rearrange the words to fit the meaning you want to defend and pretend the rest of us can’t read the original.
Its getting that bad.
Wasnt it a few years ago that 1/5 th couldnt locate their hometown on a map.
They probably are taught homosexual sex, but not where most of the World is. Dumbed down, sheep for the leftards.
If you think that’s bad, there are some people that actually believe that Obama isn’t eligible for the Presidency and that he’s a socialist.
Unbelievable, isn’t it?
Some of those people might even be posting in this forum…scandalous
You know what’s scarier? People actually think you can spend MORE money and it’ll cancel out your debt.
Or worse that there are no such thing as “Islamic terrorists”, just American grown militia terrorists.
SSHH don’t tell anyone though.
I dunno who these people are.
I believe we like to refer to them as Pelosi, Reid, and Obama….. along with most of the other Democrats in power.
I don’t really know why you think that because they certainly don’t.
A) Economic recovery plan was simply to keep spending money, which has run out. Guess what happens now, we fall into a second recession that’ll hit even harder.
B) Need we go into Obama’s/ Pelosi’s and Reid’s track records when attacks happen, or are foiled? What about the nice little Security annoucnement that came out. Talked more of a risk of internal militia attacks than “Islamic fundamentalist” attacks. They’re not “fundamentalists” they’re terrorists…. learn the word, learn to use it.
A) No, it wasn’t.
B) So, you don’t like the wording? Or do you think that simply calling a terrorist an “Islamic fundamentalist” (which is exactly what they are), they suddenly stop becoming terrorists?!
A) Yes it was. It was horendous, gorss, and completely NOT what this country needed at that time. Let’s create enough temporary jobs and HOPE the economy has recovered once that money runs out. Hey mamybe we could send a few million to Africa to learn about the mating habits of the three toed tree frog. Did you read the thing?
B) Wording is key to everything. Terrorists holda an world wide conotation to it, as evil, something to be destroyed, where as Isalmic Fundamentalism can easily be thought of as a few people who are just misguided souls. But by God when it’s an American “conservative” movement they are TERRORISTS!!!
A) You’re still not telling the truth.
B) So, you would rather Obama be “politically correct” and call them “terrorists” because if you don’t call them that, they stop being terrorists.
Wait, what?!
A) Once again, show me where I lied. Since you didn’t I’m guessing you full of shhhh it.
B) No I would rather Obama be truthful to the American public than try and put a liberal slant on who these people really are. B/c if you call them terrorists, the Americans will thing all arabs then are terrorists…….
A) The jobs are neither temporary nor government. They are permanent private sector jobs.
B) “Arab” != Islamic Fundamentalist. Is it possible to be both a terrorist an an Islamic Fundamentalist at the same time? Oh, by the way, the Obama administration uses the term “terrorism” as well. Just thought you’d like to know…
Not even the Obama administration claims to have increased private sector jobs. Their talk now is about slowing down the losses. So please give us a cite on the increase in private sector jobs?
I really don’t know where you’re getting your facts, Justacarolinian….
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-07-15/obama-says-u-s-economy-added-private-sector-jobs.html
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/07/01/economic-recovery-grinding-halt-new-reports-point-slowdown/
Yes, and increase in ONE area, but still an over loss. That’s talking out of both sides of the mouth. It wasn’t even an industry wide increase. And even in the articles you provided, it says we still lost jobs overall.
More like every elected member on both sides of the aisle when it comes to spending money. Nothing gets passed without protest unless every side gets their slice of pork.
C) Time traveling Burgundi ! beware of them the
D) Ancient Romans the use Terror also in their language!
A few years ago? So you’re admitting that the Bush administration’s No Child Left Behind policy was a failure then?
Who doesn’t think it was?
Teabaggers like Zipper.
I’m a Tea Party member, just to let you know. So please stop using the Tea Bagger thought.
“They probably are taught homosexual sex.”
Wait, what?
Zipper, having never seen the inside of a school in his life, isn’t completely sure on this point.
Well of COURSE he’s never seen the inside of a school! That’s where they teach you all about being one of dem homersexuels and how to be a pinko commie bastard! You don’t learn important stuff like how to store ammo for when da gubberment comes to takes yer monies! They’ll never find all the jars in the backyard! NEVER!
What do you think the black op helicopter’s are for? Getting Zippers glass jars.
Wait, isn’t homosexual sex still an extracurricular? They’re just eliminating ALL the fun stuff.
Yeah, the schools have been dumbed down. I wonder who is responsible for that. *coughnclbcough*
*coughTedKenedyWroteItcough*
Oh, in case anyone says it, I’m well aware that Kennedy was part of NCLB, but it’s still Bush’s baby and was implemented so poorly that yeah, we can still blame Bush for it.
Nice how you stuffed that pigeon in that tiny hole. Same way you tar and feather Zipper for calling lefties tards when you more often than not label the right or anyone not left enough for you.
Rando stuff pigeons into hole too small for them?! I’m calling the ASPCA right away!
“The placement of words in a sentence is important”
thus my comment about foreigners posting who dont always have full command of the english language….
Generations of comedians have used misuse of english as a second language part of the shtick….
Yes but were you not further up saying that lots of people cannot find their hometown on a map? Which is it, bad english or bad topography? It can’t be both.
Yeah damn them foreigners invading your freedom to be an idiot.
This guy is confused. He must be from a South American country like Portugal.
That’s next to Uzbekistan, right?
Uzbekistan borders it on the south with New Zealand bordering it on the north, Greenland to the west, and Micronesia to the east.
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.. At least they called it a country!
Ned Early, he must be from an asian country like Perú or Chile.
I thought those were in Africa! You know, by the Great Barrier Reef?
Pfft. Shows what you know. The Great Barrier Reef is near the Arctic shelf. You know, near India?
Jaja!! I actually am from Argentina, and still consider this to be hilarious. Not offended, just feel pitty for those who talk without knowing what the f*ck they are talking about xD And I don´t think that gay marriage can be compared in any way to abortion, those are two different topics. By the way, sorry for my english…
Your English is almost impecible; the only mistake being that you’ve typed “pitty” for “pity” in line 2, and that can be taken as a typographic and proof-reading error, rather than an English one.
I think the subject is hilarious too, and agree that abortion and gay “marriage” are in no way compatible topics.
Your english (and that of my Danish cousins) is better than 1/4 of the American-born posters on this site, so don’t apologize!
you’re far more understandable than some on this site who native english speakers *eyes zipper* No need at all to apologize
Eenglish?? We don’t need no steeking Eenglish
(With apologies to Uncle Mel 
)
what we have here ladies and gentlemen is weapons grade idiocy.
The absolute lack of geographical knowledge indicates they are Americans.
sad to say, I think you’re right.
Yup, you’re right on that account. And I AM american!
My Argentinian girlfriend will get a kick out of this
Olehaa!
Ritual Child Murder?! Damn. Now I’m hungry for dumplings.
Does this mean I get my European Union passport now? No papperwork whatsoever? *grabs his bike and heads to Amsterdam to celebrate*
And joking aside, everybody knows Argentina is next to Rand McNally.
And it’s close to You are Gay
And just above I know you from the Blue Oyster.
Hold on…
You mean that Europe ISN’T a country?!
This is so amazing. Not only because of the fail, but for the sheer awesome mention of Prussia.
A Pru S A Gal->War
A Gal->War
–
F GoB->Pru
A War H
A Liv S F Gob->Pru
I wonder what he/she means with the sentence about abortion laws? Because in the Netherlands abortion is very legal. Sometimes too legal, I think (and I’m pro-abortion, pro-choice), you can get a kid aborted which is already a kid. They give you something, I don’t know if they inject it or if it’s a pill or something, and you will get a ‘miscarriage’.
a kid that´s already a kid? What, like a 6 yr old?