You can tell the kid in the white t-shirt doesn’t really belong. He doesn’t have a beer gut.
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He’s also not got short hair and/or balding. Not quite funny, though.
Ordinal?
Several colloquial terms used to refer to central obesity, and to people who have it, refer to beer drinking. However, there is little scientific evidence that beer drinkers are more prone to abdominal obesity, despite it being known colloquially as “beer belly”, “beer gut”, or “beer pot”. One of the few studies conducted on the subject did not find that beer drinkers are more prone to abdominal obesity than nondrinkers or drinkers of wine or spirits. (However, these alcohol-related terms might not always have referred to abdominal fat. Chronic, heavy drinkers suffering from liver damage caused by their drinking may develop ascites, a condition involving fluid buildup in the abdomen due to poor liver function, resulting in an enlarged belly.
Also, beer is evil.
Vodka, on the other hand…
I dunno; I thought it was funny and the guy has some nerve to run in with that sign. I notice no one is looking at it and he’s probably fortunate for that!
if beer is evil, then vodka is the devil
Xander? Where’s Buffy?
Sharpening her stake. The guy in all black with the beer gut has to be a demon, for sure!
6 of the 11 I could make out. I guess that’s not bad, should at least get me a nice room in Hell with a fire lake view. It would be 7 if I got my promotion, but agnostics can’t make higher than Colonel Heathen
Haha! I got 7, I win!! Where’s my prize?
Now, now. We have to wait for all entries to be submitted before ruling.
What if you’re not but you’re willing?
You’d have to consult the whackos in the picture about whether the thought is sufficient, but I strongly recommend against getting that close to them. The stupid might rub off.
I have your prize right here!
*Holds up a bottle of rum*
We can get drunk and fornicate!
Pass the bottle over, The Steve!
Aw, crap! Don’t give the bottle to diss, she’ll drink it all!
Hmm….she’s onto me….
I work with lawyers, remember.
*slips extra long bendy straw onto rum bottle while Dis and Nucky chat and sips away at all the rum*
Don’t tease me, Steve.
That better be DARK rum!
i got 7.
Crap, a tie. Jello-wrestling for the tie-breaker?
I could only make out 10. But I got 5 of them!
I got 5 as well, better run off and hide LOL
Oh, at least 7….depending on how some of them are defined. Is one “revelers”? I think I’ve reveled before, too…
If revelers, then I’ve got 6!
What is the bottom one? Something about health care reform? “General heathens”?
I think it’s “General Heathens”…so apparently “Lieutenant Colonel Heathens” is ok so long as he avoids promotion.
I normally don’t hold with rank, but if anyone should be a General Heathen, it’s me.
*directs massed heathen armies into battle with imaginary swagger stick*
So I’m a … 6, I guess. Poor showing.
I am pretty sure “General Heathens” is a licentious soap opera
Wouldn’ he still have to make “full bird” Colonel before he’d be considered for a promotion to general?
>.> I’m afraid to state how many of those things I match up to…
I wonder how many of those rampaging with the signs fit onto the list they’re so adamently against
(as well as how drunk a few of them may be, lol drunkards!)
I’ve no doubt that drunkard, fornicator, and masturbator fits. Possibly liar, too.
If those 3 (or 4) fit, then you have to count hypocrite to their list.
I like that fornication and masturbation are both listed…
Really? All those guys were virgins till they married? For that matter, where are all the wives in this picture?
I guess I better reserve a handbasket to hell, I wonder if I can pay extra to get the playboy channel and some slutty chicks in my handbasket…
I’d not be falling over from surprise if they’re all still virgins. ;p
Virgins who don’t masturbate? Riiiiiiiight.
They can’t reach around those bellies.
Hmm.
I guess you’re right. :p
Yeah, number 3 is the bottleneck to heaven isn’t it?
“Drunkard? No sir! Fornicator? I should say not! Mastur… oh. that’s bad, is it?”
And don’t forget the “sodmites”!
Oh those poor creatures who know nothing more than grass and the soil. For they shall never know the joys of Scruffybeard, Beergut Heaven.
You’re right — it does say “sodmites”. Well, they do say “once you go grass, you’ll never –” oh, wait. No, they don’t.
What about astroturf? Are the astroturfmites also going to h3ll?
After they get some aloe or something for the “affected area”…I would think astroturf wouldn’t be too comfortable!
THERMITE!! RIGGED EXPLOSIVES! THERMITE! OH GOD THERMITE!!!!!!
*dies*
Yeah, if masturbation keeps you out of heaven, then the place is probably pretty empty. “What? Seriously? We can’t even let Moses in? Noah is out too? WTF?!”
Clearly they are where women married to such moral and upright citizens should be — at home, barefoot, pregnant, and making sammiches.
Don’t worry, Hebrews 9:27 actually says “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:”
I didn’t see anything about masturbating in there, so I think you’re good
Im so glad I’m not the only person who took the time to look this up. I love how Christians who use the bible to spread hate never know the contents of their own holy book.
I love it how they’ve hypocrites in their list of people going to hell.
Yes, saying one thing and doing another is looked down on by God.
The greater the arrogance in hypocrisy the more the perps will pay.
Exactly!
Especially when invisible flying spaghetti monster elf in the sky DOESNT EXIST!
Strike me down NOW oh angry Sky Elf if you exist since I mock you!
What’s that? Oh that’s right, NOTHING!
=D
have a blessed day!
I talk to God. And he says, you’re funny. But you’re also kind of a d1ck.
brilliant!
Because Christians spend A.L.L. D.A.Y. in church.
The WHOLE day.
All of it.
No time for protests.
No sir, not on Sundays.
And not all churches worship on Sunday either.
I think the WBC folk are Saturday types. I wish I didn’t know anything about them at all…but it is kind of like trying NOT to look at a car accident.
Is this WBC? I don’t see anything saying it is, and I don’t know much about them other than their tactics. Though this would fit their MO.
I though their signs used to be lovely rainbow-fluoro jobs? I’m disappointed.
Maybe someone told them their signs were very gaily coloured?
That one is a hypocrite. Hes not in church either.
Also the usual atheist dullard probably doesnt know that ‘church’ doesnt take all day.
Where does it say he’s Christian? You even said as much, saying he’s an atheist (dullard part is a bit overkill, though.)
People of other faiths don’t necessarily have church on Sundays, therefore, he’s not necessarily a hypocrite.
Belittling ‘church’ and those who go to them is what Atheism is all about.
You can prattle on about philosophy and such, but for the most part that IS the truth.
It’s not a hypocrite if he’s not a church-going Christian.
And it depends on the time of the protest really.
Sure if it’s late in the afternoon they could have already gone, but if it’s like 10am, most churches haven’t let out yet.
It can mean hes a hypocrite if he is castigating them (or belittling them) for not being in church if HE believes himself that HE doesnt need to be in church.
Stop insulting a guy who is just calling out people who are obviously very close-minded in the middle of a country founded on the principle of being free to do what you wish as long as it doesn’t harm others. (and for the record, i do believe inspiring others to hate those different than you is “harming”)
Um, what? Calling out hypocrisy isn’t hypocrisy. They believe in God. Shouldn’t they be in church or perhaps taking the Sabbath to rest as THEY BELIEVE?!
We don’t know what the kid believes so how can YOU pass judgement on him?
Because zipper is a nutter, D.
Oh, I know that. I just want to see his response.
Focus on the funny.
Yes, but even us atheist “dullards” know the sunday is supposed to be the christian day of rest, and these wads are clearly not “resting”.
And actually, if all of you sunday-morning-only christians would follow your 2000 year old rule book, and go home and REST on sunday, the rest of us could have the parks and beaches and such to ourselves on sundays!
We can rest at the beach the same as you! You beachist!!!
Pfft. I have to work every Sunday. I’m an embarrassment to Christianity and being lazy on Sunday. *hangs head*
Actually the Bible isn’t 2000 years old. It’s more likely 1600-1800 years old (If not younger.) The original bible was written over a period of a few hundred years by many different authors (all of whom had different views but all of whom said that their words came from God.) This probably explains why the Bible in certain areas contradicts itself and leaves points unanswered. On top of this the Bible has been “corrected and amended” by yet other Authors (The King James edition is one that comes to mind.)
The usual Atheist “dullard” also knows the biblical punishment for working on a Sunday is DEATH and those guys are working. Raising sticks are specifically mentioned and those protest signs are mounted on … guess what STICKS!
but saturday is the sabbath, not sunday…. sunday is not the 7th day of the week but the first – so burn them all for not being in church on saturday and let them play on sunday (although they really should be at work, and somehow i don’t see this as ‘work’)
Does the Bible give a specific day of the week? Considering that the Bible is pre-Gregorian…
Hey Daniel, just out of curiosity, has anyone suggested joining our Facebook group yet?
I don’t do them Faceybooky things. But thanks for the offer.
Well, if you change you’re mind, it’s an open offer. Most of us regulars hang out there from time to time to have a few troll free discussions.
Mabs, GB, Nao, and Ivan are all Facebooky converts
We don’t mind if you use a sock account over there for privacy’s sake. I know my little anonymous blanket is very comforting 
::nudges Cricket:: Tell him he’ll get to see boobs . . . real ones. In corsets ‘n’ stuff.
And we have cookies!
Hmmm. I guess there’s a 90% probability of success with that route.
Yes, boobies! And corsets!
Psst. The cookies are a lie: along with all other baked goods.
:::slaps Wino::: Mabs is a helluva baker! She’s always making us cookies! Even, sometimes, cakes . . .
You shush! There are so cookies, Daniel. Lots of cookies.
That is what was being posted earlier. We are calling those cookies now, huh!?!
Those are in addition to the cookies. (There IS the possibility that Daniel may not find those others of interest, you know.)
KM and Ivan also posted ‘cookies’, didn’t they?
Yes, well, we’ve yet to see YOUR “cookies”.
::sternly taps foot, smacks riding crop against back of thigh::
Great things come to those who wait?
Wino, you’re right. That had slipped my mind.
Thanks guys. That’s all really tempting (especially the cookies), but I can’t really afford ANOTHER timesink; I’ve too many already.
from what i remember of genesis g*d created blah, blah, blah, and then on the 7th day he rested. jump forward to all the rules in the torah and the hebrews are commanded to attend temple on the sabbath which falls on saturday, well actually starting friday night at sundown to saturday night at sundown in recognition of g*d resting on the 7th day (sabbath)
and i also endorse checking out the facebook thing — i’m there as badfairie, and a couple others are as you find them here, no need to reveal more than you care. and the best part is, it’s troll-free!
Also. Mixed fibers. They are no-nos, according to the Bible. Every single one of them mixed-fiber-polyester-wearin’ bastids is gonna burn! That’s why my Christian sect goes nekkid!
one poster supposedly quotes Hebrews 9:27. that didn’t look like something out of the new testament to me, so I looked it up. That’s not what it says at all. In fact, it is only part of a quote, the second part being 9:28. Both taken together make a complete thought, but not at all the one on the poster. Basically it say something like… because everybody has to die and will be judged (and none of us is sinless), Christ sacrificed himself so that we can get into heaven on HIS perfection. He paid for our ticket.
so… I don’t think these guys have ever really READ the bible. they have apparently just slapped words on a sign that someone told them to slap. judge not, that ye be not judged, dummies.
Totally. I went and looked it up, too and that guy totally missed the point. But not the one on his head.
Well, if these guys are going to Heaven … I’d rather go to Hell.
Get in line, sweetheart. The so-called Christians are the people who convinced me that, if there is any god at all other then the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about us here on Earth.
that is so sad.
I believe that there is. and he does… but definitely more than a rat’s ass.
I hope someday you decide to give the whole idea another chance. I hate to think that the brass ring people are cheating people out of the chance to go for real gold.
*scootches over in the handbasket*
Made room for ya!
what doesn’t any of them watch southpark? don’t they know that only mormons and sadam hussain go to heaven?
and Kenny! he’s the only one who can operate the golden psp!
thats true…and a golden kiano reaves(is that how you spell his name?) statue o.o
I think it’s spelled “robert knu”.
Oh dear, I’m doomed. The sodmite thing got me. I own, not just lease or owe money on, I own a farm. It is covered in sod.
I love the guy in the white tee shirt. He is my kind of evil.
he is my kind of good… the kind that points out hypocrisy, and with a sense of humor.
I like the smile on his face, too! Hee!
“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men.”
–Matthew 6:5
A very appropriate quotation if I’ve ever seen one. You, sir, just made my day.
*dingdingding*
We have a winner!
beautiful! perfect!
One of my favorite quotes. There are those even on this site who should read that passage.
Of course Jesus went out to preach to sinners himself.
I dont think that you have enough information to judge between the two different situations.
With todays lefties attacking religion 24/7 maybe some people feel its worth reminding people that it still exists.
Who else was going to do it?
I always liked what my grandpa had to say: “I can pray on a plow as well as I can in a pew.” He wasn’t a big churchgoer, obviously, but he didn’t need to make a big show of it, to be religious.
Whew. This attacking religion 24/7 really takes a lot out of a person. And, really, I should be ramping up for my war on Christmas. I know how the PC crowd hates it when you use terms they don’t like, such as “Happy Holidays”.
Man, it’s only in a couple months…I’d better get started!
Yes, could you please tell those people who keep knocking on my door to tell me how much better their religion is than mine to stop it? And while you’re at it, could you also do something about the ones who want THEIR creation story taught in schools instead of mine? I am tired of them attacking my religion all the time.
The men pictured above are “Street Preachers”. They considers it their calling to preach the gospel (Fire and Brimstone edition) to the lost. The signs are meant to point out that just about everyone is a sinner and is an attempt to get them to search for salvation. Some of their other signs are the classic “Repent the end is nigh”, “Turn from sin”, and other such things. Technically the “Street Preacher” organization doesn’t even have a church, they are just what they claim to be, street preachers. You can find them outside most major sporting and media events. They are a bit on the fringe side of Christianity, mostly harmless though, a bit to fire and brimstoney for my taste, but they are peaceful, just loud and mildly annoying.
I will however give theguy who brought the white sign credit, it is a rather funny sign.
The guy with the white sign is right. Let’s all team up an beat church, that’ll teach ‘em.
Just another addition onto the long list of reasons why I’m atheist.
There is a long list that God keeps for why he ISNT.
God is a theist? That seems strange, esp. in light of “Thou shalt have no other gods before me”.
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As well as the fact that there have been many Gods in the past and nowadays. the Aztecs worshipped hundreds of seperate Gods, the Hindus worship many different Gods (some are avatars of other Gods, apparently (unless I have this wrong) Krishna is an avatar of Vishnu), the Zoroastrians worshipped one main God (Ahura Mazda, probably spelt wrong and I might have that wrong??) and was amongst the earliest example of a Monotheistic religion, they inhabited Iran before they were crushed by the advancing Islamic Invaders. The Ahten was possibly the very first monotheistic religion. This was an Egyptian cult, who abandoned all the other Egyptian Gods and chose to worship just one – The Ahten (a sort of Sun God), one of the worshippers was Akhenhaten (probably spelt wrong) the Pharoh who married Nefertiti (I think.) and whose son was Tutankamen (who was forced by I believe his uncle, after his parents died to put back the worshipping of the countless Egyptian Gods.) In fact it’s thought in certain areas that Ahtenism was the precursor to all other Monotheistic relgions, such as Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
Kids got a pair on him. Rock on.
Does he?? Maybe if they were ‘new black panthers’ who know that the have to be given special treatment by the PC crowd, but not in a crowd like that. The doofus would probably sue if someone came up to him and asked him nicely to protest his dim agenda elsewhere — which is the most oppositiobn he would be likely to get.
The Bush Administration is the “PC crowd”?!
Actually probably not. PC supporters are notoriously left wing. (Although the PC crowd claim to be a panpolitical organisation, with supporters from all kinds of Parties.) I would probably be considered to be on the same level as Lenin when it comes to Politics
, but I personally can’t stand PC, as it it notoriously unequally applied with certain comedians being allowed to tell racist jokes, whilst others are condemmed for telling similar jokes.) I believe in the one rule for everyone system.
Well, zipper said that the administration that let the NBPP go was “the PC crowd” and, since it was the Bush Administration that let the NBPP go….
The sign says masturbators go to hell….
That means heaven is like a big book club….
*shudder*
Is this photo from the ComicCon protest? Gawd, that was some funny sh**. Westboro Baptist Church shouted down by cosplayers, including a Bender holding a “Kill All Humans” sign and, of course, at least one Buddy Christ.
Oh my, are you serious?
*goes to look it up* I need some lulz today. Comic nerds all the way!
i think i am in love with the kid in white.
The kid in white looks like a better dressed Xander Harris. Like from Buffy.