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F*** yeah, it’s Internet tough guy! He’s coming again to save the mother f***ing day, yeah!
I doubt he’ll notice that the quality of the site has gone down since he came on board.
which is why it’s up to us to remind him.
every. chance. we. get.
I liked this one though. Better than the crapola we’ve been having for the past couple of weeks.
*waiting for new gravatar to appear*
(yes, i cleared my cache)
Is it me or is certain individual a big baby who can’t admit he is wrong. Talk abotu giving liberal’s a bad name, I think he who shall not be named is doing a good job of that.
*gravatar still isn’t showing*
More ‘because’ than ‘since’, really.
Fvck it, now the nesting is borked.
It’s not borked. PizzaButt modded a regular and threw everything off. This is a cry for help, clearly.
I think it was pizzaburger = pathetic.
I say we just keep typing. Could we just go to pizza’s boss and rat his pathetic a$s out? This is what happens when you put a liberal college student in charge of a web site, 0% accountability.
How do we reach the bosses of the site?
Turtle King: I think you have to “know a guy who…does stuff.” Or something.
Huh?!
There is a Contact Us link at the bottom of the page… not sure if it reaches the bosses tho.
It would also help if Pizza acted like less of a 10-year-old boy with a complex when people criticize him.
This used to be an awesome place, where diverse people gathered to have long, in-depth discusions about everything from politics to religion to everything in between. It would get heated, then someone would mention boobies and we’d all be friends again. I personally have developed some extremely close and lasting friendships here that have migrated over to Facebook. They would never have happened had this site not been in the form it used to be.
300 post comment sections were nothing in those days, and we’d continue discussions about controversial pictures and LOLs for days on end, seamlessly switching back and forth between arguing and playing and troll hunting. There was a mutual respect between most parties involved, and as long as you properly backed yourself up with cites, you’d be taken seriously. I’ve learned so much from the regulars on this site, and managed to refine my own political and religious stances just based on the information I’ve received from some of the smartest people I’ve ever met.
In the last few months that has changed drastically, and it saddens me. Whether that’s completely Pizzaburger’s fault, or if it’s the fault of his bosses who are pushing him to add more content and weed out the regular posters in favor of new clicks and IPs for advertising revenue, I don’t know. What I do know is that Pizzaburger has far overstepped his boundaries by reacting to criticism and disgust with the maturity of a 10 year old boy with a tiny pepe trying to face up to a girl who beat him up in the school yard.
Pizza, you may be under pressure from all sides, and I sympathize with you for that. Overly moderating adults who always manage to figure things out amongst themselves is stupid, silly, and beneath anyone who calls themself an adult.
Grow up, Pizza, learn to take the abuse (this is the internet, after all), and act less like a pimply twit. If you’re serious about making sure you’re appealing to the most people possible, prove it by actually taking suggestions instead of moderating those people who piss you off.
That’s my $.0175, since I’m not worthy of $.02
*sniff* this is the only place I have found where it was an accepted practice to feed and hunt trolls. If this game sanctuary goes….*sniff sniff*
was trying to reply to cricket when some mod screwed up my emotional moment. Where are those darn torches?
I miss the old PK. This warmed up microwavable version blows. Someone please show pizzacrotch the door.
Nesting’s always getting borked around here now from posts getting deleted.
WTF is going on with the nesting?!
Moderation screws up the nesting, Kn0wledge1ne. Many posts were removedf rom this LOL, and it messed it up.
Wait wait wait.
Why is modding happening? And are you saying that posts are being PHYSICALLY removed from the site? WTF?! Is this the work of pizzalamer? This is getting ridiculous now. I like the stimulating conversations on this site. I don’t want to go back to the other political site I was on.
Start a new movement. Every thread, before saying “first”, posting an ordinal, or posting a funny comment, we shall put in all caps FIRE PIZZABURGER.
That should gather some attention.
know – it started with modding my comment. there were a few others removed from this discussion too. this isn’t the first time pizza’s felt the need to remove random comments from discussions. only a few days after he started he chose to edit a comment of jane’s and that basically started this entire sh!tstorm because she called him on it and he whined that he could do whatever he wanted and that she was threatening him…
Funny; moderators can’t do “whatever they want”.
That’s kind of the point. They get tools to do their jobs. I submit that he has mutated into a super-troll, if that’s what he thinks.
We’ve been moderated….. Welcome to the Republic of Pizz Dumb A$$ery
Ah ha! I’ve been modded! I win the night w Ivan in the gladiator costume. Yaaaaaaay!
oh no, ILPB… what got modded was me pointing out that this “lol” was posted for 51 minutes before anyone even cared to comment on it. making a point that quality vs quantity should be employed on the site and then making an off-hand remark about how pizzacheney didn’t get back to me for 22 days on an email that he swore he was taking seriously and would reply back that evening.
your pizza = pathetic was probably just icing on the butthurt cake.
But you got a great rack, who mods out a great rack?
Some reason I’m craving watermelo. Oink oink baby.
awwww, thanks PB.
i’m trying to switch to a new gravatar right now but it just won’t freaking show up.
Wow. I’ve been a lurker on PK for some time now and you guys are the whiniest bunch I have seen in almost forever. WTF are you guys so upset about?
the random modding of regulars. the steady decline of any humor on these pages. the giant power trip that the moderator is currently on.
do i really need to go on?
and if you’ve been a lurker for so long you’d know these things. so how bout instead of claiming you’ve been around… say “i’m new here. why is everyone all upset??” that way you look like less of a tool. mmkay?
Wow. First reply and you’re calling me a tool. I’m sorry if I haven’t read every single one of your comments and I’m not an expert. This is EXACTLY what’s wrong with this site. People like you who b!!tch and moan, chase of new commenters and complain about how much it sucks here. Why don’t you go somewhere else?
Hey look everyone! Pizza’s mom is here! Did you put widdle pizza to bed and read him a story and kiss him goodnight?
I’m not a 100% fan of all the changes either, but man, you guys are f****ing awful people. I’d be willing to pay to see them b00t your azzes outta here.
Awful people. Hmmmmmm, kind of like people who make fun of people with disabilities? Those kind of people? The people who think a woman having a seizure is funny? Your boy, pizza did that.
Seizure? I make that same face when I make fun of people. That could have been me. I’m making that face RIGHT NOW.
So right now you’re making fun of the disabled, like you apparently do all the time. And we’re the awful people. Seriously, either your his friend or pizza in disguise. Either way it’s sad.
C’mon. You NEVER make *ahem* retarded faces? I’m not pizza’s friend. (I DO like Pizza, the food, not this dude.) Lighten up.
No. I work with the disabled.
Oh. OK. Sh*t. Well, distance gives you room for a little more humor. So, you know. Good luck with that.
If you ever held a six year old boy while he was having a seizure while he cried and tried to climb over the back of a bus seat maybe you wouldn’t find the situation so humorous either. And maybe, just maybe, you’d see that many of us are justified in our disgust with the person you defend so strongly. A person who thinks that’s funny.
Grew out of it in high school.
And I challenge you to make that particular combination of facial muscle contractions simultaneously, without a serious neurological incident as its cause. Good luck, you’ll need it.
But we still watch South Park…
That we do!
I worked with someone who had grand mals at work occasionally. That wasn’t funny. It was fvcking scary as hell. I used to have petite mals, but nobody picked up on it until I was 22. Fortunately I haven’t had any in like 8 or 9 years. We realized they were happening when I was driving and went over the curb and had no idea how I had gotten there. Yeah, I wasn’t allowed to drive for 6 months. Ask me how much fun that was. Seizures aren’t funny.
yeah, real funny when you watch a guy run his fingers into the table saw and d@mn near fall forward into the spinning blade and you’re too far away from either the kill switch or the plug. and then you have to try to staunch the bleeding from his missing fingertips all the while trying to keep him from getting a concussion from beating his head against a shop floor…. yes, epilepsy is such a fvcking riot.
and do you know it’s such a riot that if you’ve got epilepsy, you have to prove that you’ve not had a seizure in years before you’re allowed to drive at all, because you can seize while behind the wheel and kill people?
I bet you torment animals too, and trip people with crutches just to watch them fall down stairs, all in the name of ‘fun’
Oh, what giggles I receive from a fellow volunteer of mine who is so epileptic he is confined to a wheelchair and had half the mass of his brain removed in a massive lobotomy. Hee! Hee-huh-aah-haa haa HAAA AAAAHHHHAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAAAAAAA…
may the fleas of one thousand camels infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch; may your cheney become puss infested and putrify; may your tailbone develop a pilonidal cyst that never heals; may your mother in law and her sisters move in with you and all live to be 100.
Ouch, BadFairie.
i’ve been telling you guys i’m in a mood to rip someone’s head off, and shove a grenade up their toches just to watch the shist fly
*erects umbrella* Okay, proceed. Count only to three, remember. Five is right out.
BF, i think that was badly done sarcasm… or maybe i’m just hoping that’s what it was.
Rightly or wrongly, I’m betting that BF thinks she’s found a troll.
Holy jugs of Jesus juice, sarcasm/sarcasm/sarcasm!! I thought it was obvious! I would never laugh at that poor man!
Yeah, you gotta be careful with that online sarcasm. Unless you denote as such, a lot of people are gonna take you seriously because we do get assholes who would say what you said seriously from time to time. FWIW, I thought you were being sarcastic too.
I caught the sarcasm as well but emotions are running pretty high around here. It may be best to tiptoe a little around the regulars because the fondest hope of some right now is to FIRE PIZZABURGER
Not the shist!
True. It wouldn’t be gneiss.
Does your mom know you’re using her computer to be an online bad boy?
i think it’s his house mother, not his mom. it sounds more like he lives in one of those residential facilities if his buddy has to be strapped to his wheelchair
he’s a troubled tween, give him a break
OH MY GOD, I do not deserve to be eviscerated for agreeing with BadFarie that making fun of the disabled ISN’T FUNNY. And he is a fellow docent of mine, f you very much.
Murky, it was a misunderstanding, obviously. Sorry you got beat up on.
Um, want a cookie?
we’re not in an especially friendly mood tonight in case you couldn’t tell. and then you claim to have been a lurker here for a while, but come in completely ignorant of the situation… if you had been lurking you’d have seen this coming and also would know EXACTLY what we’re “so upset about”. got it?
Also, he complains that we’re “being mean” yet defends the moderator who chose, despite much protest, to put up a picture that makes fun of a woman having a seizure. Yeah. Defend that guy “readyforthesmackdown”. More like ready for the suck off.
It’s his freaking site. He can do what he wants.
wrong. he is the MODERATOR. the owner of the site is ben something or other who owns the entire cheez network. so it is not “his freaking site”.
either way, Pizza’s the guy who runs the site. Why are you spending so much time hating him? Don’t you have more important things to do?
Hmmmm. You know anything about….footwear?
I do…
I thought that you might….
You also are “hating” on people on a lolsite. Pots and kettles, pots and kettles.
That’s also my point. This is a lol-site. You guys are not very lol-y.
Our writers are on strike.
We were, at one point.
I don’t know about that. I’m amused.
Perhaps bemused is a better term.
right now, actually no.
i already worked a full day, came home, cleaned around the house, cooked dinner, cleaned up dinner, took care of the dogs, read for about an hour and then decided to waste some time online.
so, nope. nothing better to do right now.
Do I have more important things to do? I think we all know the answer to that question.
1. It’s not his site. He works for the guy whose site it is.
2. So you come rolling in flinging insults and we respond in kind makes us “awful, mean, childish” people yet you’re okay with making fun of the disabled. Have you tripped anyone on crutches today? Shoved someone down the wheelchair ramp?
I’m sorry if you felt that I was flinging insults. I really was honestly surprised as to how big a deal this is to you guys. I apologize. I have not yet shoved anyone down a staircase today, but after this experience I just might. I feel angry and depressed just being in this thread.
Yet keep coming back for more…
I feel like I am becoming one of you.
Sorry, not angry and depressed at all. Just killing time until the Daily Show is on. Try again.
You guys just SOUND really angry all the time. Not exactly a welcoming group.
Maybe too much change all at once makes me disoriented and cranky?
you shoulda been here about 2 months ago, before pizza. we were a really happy bunch back then.
I had no idea this site was equipped with audio. I thought I sounded silent.
I sound like this: *tappety tap tap tappety–click click”
Not me. I sound like Tallulah Bankhead.
Ok, not really.
Do you guys have demands or something? I mean, at this point can’t you just email the guy and say XYZ or else we quit? I’ve read a lot of comments from you guys but I can’t even tell what you want.
been there, done that. we were basically told to eff off. and then he started moderating us.
the emails have been sent, the niceties were exchanged, we’re past that. now we’re in “causing mayhem” mode.
We’ve all accepted the possibility that after mayhem mode we’ll all end up moderated or banned or something. It’s a risk we’re willing to take since, after all, it’s just a silly website. Who cares if we get kicked off? PK’s loss, not ours. We have our secret happy chocolate-covered club.
I brought the TP, who has the flaming bag of poop?
He called the sh1t “poop!”
Pundit Kitchen was the beginning, now it’s moved out of the basement, it’s called Project Mayhem.
thank you diss for catching my round-about reference.
I caught it. I just couldn’t think of any Fight Club quotes. Diss saved the day though.
pizzaburger owns the Cheezburger Network?
It was a hostile junkfood takeover, I guess!
it would explain so much… wouldn’t it?
I would expect it to be the Pizzaburger Network then. To the winners goes the spoils…or some sh1t. I dunno.
I’m not completely clueless. I know who Pizza is and I know the changes I’ve seen on the site. But this isn’t the biggest problem in my life. I lurk PK, not everyone’s comments (not all the time, anyway). I do lurk your boobage tho.
and yet another reason that my new gravatar needs to kick in…. AAAAAANY time now.
It’s not the black bra one? I prefer more cleavage. If you can deliver, I’d appreciate.
1) not a bra.
2) i don’t give a rat’s @ss about your preferences.
3) whenever my new one arrives… it wasn’t aimed at you, but it sure does fit well.
Shorty: I really don’t need to see you in a strap on…..
haha… no PB it’s not that. i promise. eventually it’ll maybe show up and you’ll see.
Is it me or is the “new’ guy kind of creepy? I mean I at least “knew” y’all and commented on the boobies. For someone who’s never relaly tlaked to you to say stuff without being “aksed” is kinda creepy.
Mr smackdown smells of either troll or pizza sock to be perfectly frank. Just a conclusion I come to from looking at his responses and handle.
Yeah, agreed. He’s kinda of a strange one. Please don’t tell me I was like that when I first came here…
Are you kidding? You’re still like that.
Didn’t mean to be creepy. But I’m not a troll, just a concerned lurker.
What’s creepy is posting pictures of your bra on a comment page. Someone clearly doesn’t receive enough attention in real life, or craves it too much. I agree with the guy that said you’re all whiney, you don’t have a say in what’s posted on the site aside from voting, and you commenters hardly make up a significant portion of those visiting the site. Stop complaining and filling up the comments page with things that aren’t related and don’t bother replying as I’ll never read what you say. Don’t reply to be “ironic” either, you’ll just be wasting more of your pathetic lives.
I know as a fact that at least some (no names, no pack drill either way) of the ladies who’ve given themselves boobytars have used shots of models, rather than of themselves.
Meta-troll. They are the kind that wears a beret.
Now, if you don’t mind, I’m just going to nest way down here.
And I want to add that while some of your comments are funny and clever enough, I thought about hanging out more and adding my comments (FWIW). But all this whining and negativity is really turning me away.
Wow. I’m amazed that you’re under the impression that anyone cares.
Yes, I understand I’m just one person, and none of you care, but I read PK on my break and many your comments are really just mean and childish.
OMG BREAKING NEWS!!! There are people being mean on the internet! *gasp!*
BREAKING NEWS! water is wet.
*hugs janey*
love you lots and lots.
*hugs!*
Lurvs you too!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Turtles are Awesome and I will make Shortright my royal concubine who will have my turtle/human hybrid children.
Also, the sun is yellow and hot.
NEWS UPDATE
We now go live to readyforthesmackdown being a hypocritcal douche.
know… i can’t be your concubine. i’m already ivan’s little kumquat. you’ll have to ask him to borrow me on every other major holiday, every other weekend, and alternating birthdays. ok?
Booo!! Turtle wants boobies NOW!!
*throws pie*
um, i’m trying to think of an unclaimed pair… ivan’s got mine, max has got janies, BT has charro’s, diss just got married… i THINK viking gal’s are unspoken for. and they’re quite ample!
Um, VG has had a BF for a few years now.
Yeah but once you go Turtle you never go burtle?!?!?!?!!?
LMAO
VG’s had a bf but he hasn’t come here and spoken up for the boobs. so as far as know’s concerned, they’re free for the taking…
And Nucky and I have an open relationship, so AFAIAC she’s available subject to you agreeing to 3 (or more) ways when the others involved feel that way inclined.
I’ll have you know that you have to EARN the right to enjoy these boobies!
And the BF is an occasional lurker, btw. I don’t know that he has ever posted…
You don’t have to read the comments to read the site.
No, I don’t. But they were fun to read when you guys weren’t so focused on Pizza.
That is 100% the fault of Pizza acting like a butt-hurt 10 year old when he started getting criticism over the turn the site took.
When did Pizza start? I honestly didn’t notice much change (other than the extra pictures without the captions and the cartoons). The captioned photos seemed the same as before…. maybe I’m not as politically astute as you guys. I’m more just center of road…
About a month or so ago. It wasn’t just that the content changed, it’s that Pizza took an extremely heavy-handed approach to moderating the site. We all argue and discuss and troll around, but we’re all pretty much friends here and we work it out. Instead of allowing that to happen, Pizza would step in and just delete posts. Then he’d get pissy when someone called him on it.
If you’ll read my rather long post at the bottom, it explains some of it.
Hrm. Ok. Interesting.
I’ve done a lot of moderating, and in some instances, what the current mod is doing would be acceptable…but the atmosphere isn’t right for that kind of stuff. The community here is largely self-moderating…and if I were in his position, I’d probably take a much more hands-off approach, with only a few exceptions: deleting all the false “first!” posts, editing out most of the more extreme racial slurs (that might get my boss or the host all up-tight about), and maybe give warnings in comment-form before I’d have to start taking more drastic measures.
However, I’ve got lots of experience and empathy. *shrug*
Those sound good to me, dude. I hope he’s listening.
bye
JK… it’s not nice to wave goodbye with only one finger. ;-P
Hey I was eating. the other fingers were busy.
Still here.
If whining and negativity bothers you, then maybe a politically charged website isn’t for you. At the far left is a site with cute pictures of kitties with very clever captions. No, I’m serious. I think only Failblog gets uglier than this site on Cheezburger and the kitty LOLs are both cute and amusing.
i was gonna warn him that reading the comments may cause brain damage… but i think we’re already far past the point of worrying.
Not a FAIL fan. Too many comments to read. I can’t read the text on the cats. I’m a news junkie.
BTW, I do enjoy your comments Rando. They are pretty good.
Aw, now I can’t be mean to this guy. He’s a fan!
*spins in circles* I’m a faaaaaannnnnnnn…..
I think I’ll stand here–there is no AC at work, and I’m MELTING! Quick, does anyone have a frozen daiquiri on hand?
I didn’t even know people actually liked my comments. I assumed there was a Facebook group devoted to hating me like the one about JAC. Huh. *starts working on autographs*
(j/k I’m not that conceited.)
ready- don’t even bother with these people. I take a peek at the comments once in a while if a picture has a lot, just to see what everyone’s talking about. But they’re never talking about the actual pic, they’re just spouting nonsense back and forth. Take a look around at this thread, for instance. It’s just a bigass waste of time.
Your mom’s a big ass waste of time.
I see you trollin’, I ain’t biting. (unless it’s fun to bite)
No, his mom is actually well worth the $10 spent for an hour.
I did EXACTLY that too. Never added any comments. There were some funny gems and I did get a kick out of the good ones. Now, it’s just Pizza this, pizza that…
Well it’s not like the pictures are all that funny now are they?
If you’ve been a lurker for “some time now,” then you’d know the situation. As it is, the current status quo has been around for a month or so, and that’s it. Before that, the site was much different.
Quit socking, dit, and come out like a man.
What does this mean? “Quit socking, dit,”
Socking–making a fake login to troll the board as someone besides your usual login/online persona.
First time commenting here. So not socking. Thx Rando.
I’ll bet this guy if he is in the National Guard, is in a Field Kitchen Corps…
He looks like it…
I is confused. What is big problem with Pizza and Burger?
He will eat the terrorist and fart them dead
bummer. I liked reading here. it was a nice, refreshing, honest free-for-all. whatever this is now, it’s not good. and certainly not funny. there. my first comment. a complaint. must be the woody allen movie i just saw.