…And just what makes you so sure the ANTI-CHRIST is a HIM?
(Sarah Palin)
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This. Is. A. Very. Scary. Picture.
Everybody Run — The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun!!!
Haha!
YES!!!
*cue Darth Vader music*
I’m worried; Bat-$hit-crazy Sarah is giving me the raging horn!
It is pretty hot isn’t it. Just imagine that look in a leather corset and boots….
[glasses and monitor suddenly steam up]
Keep it up kids and maybe she’ll pose in a Wonder Woman costume when she runs for Prezid-entiary!
Wouldn’t THAT be fun?
– Then she could tie you up with her shiny golden lasso…
**head splodes**
[second head splosion]
Why is it the bad/ crazy/ weird chicks that are the hotties in real life. Come on show me one Hotty female “liberal” Politician/ Pundit?
ME!!!
*Flashes Peanut Butter – Runs Away Very Quickly*
You’re neither a Politician nor Puindit….
That I know of. Sorry I’m immune to the booby distraction technique, however, hey is that a Wonder Woman costume you’re wearing….
No. I’m…. SUPER MOM!!!
I wear a mask, a cape, bake brownies and pack healthy lunches for my kids into low-waste re-usable lunch-bags… defending TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY*!!!
______
*Which, according to my interpretation, involves Quality Public Education, Freedom from Evil Fear-Mongers and the Opportunity to marry whomever the he11 you want, TYVM.
You lost me again….
Here Here!!!! All Hail Super Mom, President 2012!!!
“Why is it the bad/ crazy/ weird chicks that are the hotties in real life.”
I am going to guess that what you were trying to say,
“Why is it that it is the bad/ crazy/ weird chicks that are the hotties in real life.” … and were just so excited that you tripped over your words.
so… why?
maybe because you are masochistic?
does the term, “dominatrix” ring a bell?
wait a second…
just caught the undercurrent.
“Why is it the bad/ crazy/ weird chicks that are the hotties in real life. Come on show me one Hotty female “liberal” Politician/ Pundit?
so… bad/crazy/weird = hottie.
Liberal female =/= Hotty
Liberal female = not-hotty
Liberal female = not Conservative
Conservative = not Liberal
Conservative = hotty
bad/ crazy/ weird chicks = hotties
Conservative = bad/ crazy/ weird chicks
I thought you were an English teacher.
only when I want to be.
haven’t you noticed all the colloquial things I’ve said?
I refuse to stay neatly contained in any box.
Oh yes, excuse me. Now I get to go sit in my nice, small, school-issued box and do some homework.
someday, you, too, can gain liberation from the dreaded bureaucracy-issued box.
in the meantime, it is possible to sneak out once in a while and create some minor mayhem.
like going to certain big-chain bookstores that are prominently displaying ultra-right-wing books, and switching them with the left-wing books that are hidden in the back shelves.
I think this liberation you speak of is called graduation. It’s only two sweet years away. The only thing standing in my way is… 9 college-level courses… Oh no… But then it’s off to the wonderful free land of… wait no. Then it’s off to college. Great, 4 to 6 more years of schooling.
dan-114, if you pick the right major, your college courses won’t be so confining. Some majors are pretty lock-step, but others…freedom to explore!
I’m waiting for it, I sure am. But for now I must continue to sit in this box, which forces me to wake up really early. Oh the humanity!
Oh the 8am classes! Argh. I’m well into middle-age, and I still don’t like getting up early. Ah well.
Well, eventually that’ll change as you have the uncontrollable urge to get a Grand Slam at Denny’s at 5 in the morning when you get older.
Should I break the bad news to him about the box that comes after college graduation called a cubicle?
Cubicles? I think my dad has one of those!
I’ve just tried this in the UK, and the few hotties I’ve come up with here are all right-wing as well. Where it breaks down slightly is that there are some really bat-sh!t crazy left wing munters over here!
The anti-christ IS a him, and he lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC 20500. You can call his switchboard at 202-456-1414
He even has a website.
How can he be the Anti-Christ, if you’ve called him Muslim? Didn’t think Muslim culture believed in the Anti-Christ, so does that mean he doesn’t believe in himself? Something tells me the Anti-Christ would have an apporval rating higher than 50%, as deemed within the Bible that the Anti-Christ will be a great speaker (oops, without a teleprompter), rally the people behind him in a great time of strife (oops, not many people support him during any strife he has), The Anti-Christ would be from the land of the world’s birth (Kenya/ Hawaii/ Chicago =/= Babylon.) So three stirkes and you’re out.
Obama may suck, but he ain’t the Anti-Christ, we’re saving that job for the real Anti-Christ.
Here here!! *raises glass*
The Muslims believe in a Mahdi (their Messiah) who answers the description of our Anti-Christ. And the whole Muslim movement/ideology (I refuse to call it a religion) is set up to rule the world under this Mahdi.
Unh? How can you have an Anti-Christ, when there is no Christ.
Well…
If you interpret ‘Christ’ as ‘Messiah’ and accept that the Q’ran explains that there are many Prophets, including this dude named Jesus, then you redact back into Funda-costal dispensational-ist interpretations of Christian Apocalyptic Literature…
add an olive, shake (don’t stir) and POOF!
Imam Bob (who is your uncle) is an Anti-Christ. So Sorry.
Does he wear red shoes and look good ina skirt? Watch Out!!!
“Unh? How can you have an Anti-Christ, when there is no Christ”
He said ‘our Christ’ not their (muslims) Christ….
“Muslim movement/ideology (I refuse to call it a religion)”
so who died and made you definition-of-religion czar?
I refuse to call you an intelligent being. just as valid.
Don’t you know the interwebs give people super powers?? buzzy says it is not a religion and zap, bam, boom thousands of years poof gone!!!
super powers ?
so where are mine ?
do they arrive by UPS or FedEx?
tell me what super powers you have been given… I may want to stay on your good side!
And don’t you forget it!
forget what?
Believe what you want and allow me to do the same, please.
Are you some sort of idiot? You don’t want to believe it’s a religion? That’s just stupid. How can you even say that?
Apparently with his fingers. But he’s wrong. Islam is a religion. So is the Church of Body Modification and Pastifarianism. At least, they’re both fighting for it.
Yeah, whether gardenbuzzy likes Islam or not is one thing, but to say that it’s not a religion is just factually wrong.
Yup. Apparently anything can be a religion.
Thank you for the common sense.
You don’t have to like the president, but you don’t need to call him names like that either.
@ILPB: I’m not a birther and I don’t think that Obama is THE Anti-Christ. HOWEVER, many scientists now believe that man can be traced back to Africa, and I believe to three women. So in a way Kenya is in “the land of the world’s birth”, if you are talking about the birth of the human race. Discuss.
I had heard it was only one woman.
hmmm…
You’re forgetting the Mitchell twins. They were pretty loose back in the day.
who says the anti-christ is going to pretend to be a christian ??
so why not a muslim — would be whatever gives him the more ‘bang for the buck’…
But Obama IS too pathetic to be the Anti-Christ. Hes already given himself away as being a miserable cur and many people are already turning away from him.
here a sock.
there a sock.
everywhere a sock… sock.
Lefty spew spew here …
spew spew there…
lefties spew spew their lying poison everywhere.
Shut up, Huey.
Back at you spawn of the village idiot and the a TV weather girl.
I thought we voted him out already.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0MKY/is_9_27/ai_108881880/
Does anybody else think manchowder is becoming tedius? This is a humor site son, please lurk until you learn to play the game. BTW I am not familiar with all the socks is this an original or a sock?
don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ socks, but…
his choice of name pretty much tells you he’s a witless jerk (off?)
Yes, both manchild and pulse are tedious.
Um, yeah. See, you’re what this post is making fun of.
WOW! An original thought, calling a politician (especially a conservative one) the Anti-Christ. I give Mike_Democrat two kicks to the nuts for wasting the 10 seconds of my life to read the picture.
Not original but man that is one scary facial expression caught on film there.
You’re right though, old insult is old. I’d like to see some new insults.
Meh.
I always thought the Red Shoes had a certain Devilish Appeal.
Either that or a Little Lost Dorothy, bungling through Oz…
Palin is scary enough on her own.
Maybe the Tea Partiers could come up with new ways of whining about lols they pretend to hate for reasons other than they make fun of one of their demagogues.
NOTE I said Politician, not “Palin” your reading and comprehnsion needs some work, you might want to go back to the 2nd Grade.
a) If you knew anything you’d know I’m not a Palin fan (take a look at some of my LOLs and you’d know)
b) Old jokes are dumb, try using your imagination, not difficult. This equates to Obama R Socialist, Bush is dumb, and any politician is Hitler. It’s an easy connection anyone can make. I prefer wit, sorry.
TBF, this is funnier than average for a “[politician] is the anti-Christ” LOL, because of it working with Sarah’s expression.
meh, you put a pig in a dress, it’s still a pig.
But what if he/she’s wearing lipstick?
Then it’s a Bull Dog.
Should I reserve us the balcony seats? This could get entertaining. Um okay the I reserved the balcony. If this gets fun can somebody pick up the ridiculously large sodas that are bigger than bladder size forcing you to choose between peeing your pants and leaving the theater right when the action is hottest?
That’s why you always buy the portable bathroom, aka bottled water.
Just pee in the floor like the rest of us.
Because he’s already in office.
Look another one…. old joke is not funny. Or are we talking about some other leader in power being the Anti-Christ.
Michelle Bachmann? Oh wait, that’s a she.
I don’t know why they all have to be men. god HAS to be a man, so the anti christ HAS to be a man?
God is actually Alanis Morrissette.
Nice Dogma shot.
“Fascism will come wrapped in a flag and carrying a Bible.” – Sinclair Lewis
Yes b/c only Christians are oppressive. A$$hat (Sincalir Lewis AND you for bringing up that a$$bag).
“A$$hat…a$$bag”
“I Like Peanut Butter the Anti-Rando says:
September 27, 2010 at 9:26 am
Look another one…. old joke is not funny.”
“b) Old jokes are dumb, try using your imagination, not difficult.”
jus’ sayin’.
I wasn’t making a joke or trying to be funny… so you’re umm insinuation is a fail. But thanks for playing here’s the consolation prize. **opens trap door to basement**
christians may not be the only ones who can be oppressive, but who else in this country really has the influence to make it happen? godless liberals don’t seem to be making much headway instituting socialism amongst we the people. but every time a tea party rally bloviates i get a cold feeling that i’m only a few elections away from ending up in a detention center.
i wonder where you’ll be when they come for me?
That makes about as much sense as a snail crawling throuhg a salt bath.
we’re coming up to a big mid-term salt bath. we’ll see how much sense the snail has.
Sinclair Lewis is one of the greatest. Love him.
Really? Lewis was an arrogant prick who thought he was better than everyone else, when he accomplished very little in his life except be-littling small town America (which is why he won the Nobel Prize)
Sounds like most people who won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Lewis portrayed the human condition, the good and the bad. I have always lived in small towns. We have hypocrites, prostitutes, drug dealers, dishonest business owners, in the same community as honest business people, people who will do anything to help their neighbor, people who honestly aspire to love their neighbor. Living in the US means I have more material goods and financial security. It does not mean I escape the realities of being human.
I should remind you that I am a social-psychologist and inclined to like things for different reasons than others do.
Lewis’ good came into “liberal” mind set, and his “bad” was standard conservatism. His writings (to me) stank of a hissy fit b/c he was neither accepted by the people in the town he grew up in (small town), and b/c “Daddy didn’t love me enough”. At times it was cruel just to be cruel, and was over stereotyped it belongs in a Wayne’s brother’s movie. The worst I could see in Lewis, besides his writings, was that he was ignorant to his own hypocrisis.
I should remind you, I’m an engineer and am inclined to hate things that don’t logically line up.
knew him personally, didja?
And dying of alcoholism…..
Meh, Obama fits the antichrist profile better. It has nothing to do with political beliefs, just that I’d think the great adversary of humankind would be more charismatic and eloquent, and less of a folksy moron.
Only in the way that a kid with a squirtgun fits the ‘profile’ of a soldier.
Well if it calls for the being to not be a moron that rules out politicians.
Well put.
“Lewis’ good came into “liberal” mind set, and his “bad” was standard conservatism.”
Aside from being grammatically incorrect what the heck do you mean by this statement?? If “good” is the subject how did it come into…?? Did it walk, take the train or fly???
It may be “grammatically incorrect” but I at least know how to use the reply button.
Since Glenn Beck is the False Prophet, it makes perfect sense that Palin would be hte anti-christ.
*remembers when pundit kitchen was funny*
Let’s vote on the stupidest ‘lol’ from pundit kitchen…actually the list may be too long.
Let’s vote on the wittiest PK posting of late. Too short…hmmm.
Can we get back to Funny? Please?
You can remember when Pundit Kitchen was funny?
He’s REALLY OLD!
Well, I know what I’m going to be seeing in my sleep.
They have chemicals that can adjust you imbalances.
Seriously if you are afraid of this, how can you go out into the real world where true terrors await ?????
Like what? People with opinions differing from your own?
Thank you kurisu.
Oh and Zippaar, it’s called a JOKE. Or did you actually think that I’m really afraid of Sarah Palin?
I don’t think any of us are scared of Palin herself, many are scared of her ever getting a real position of power.
This picture is wrong for 2 reasons (engage sarcasm/humor mode)
1) You are assuming there is such a thing as an anti-Christ.
2) This mere mortal is too lacking of intelligence to qualify as the anti-Christ.
Im sure you could find a picture making Obamo look like a retard, like the antichrist, like the socialist despot wannabee he is, but you wont see it here since it would be racist and hateful and mean spirited to do so.
just how many socks do you have?
He could probably clothe most of the third world with them all.
He is…the Megasock. /hushed tone
We are legion.
Oh, so you are Satan? How nice of you to admit it. I was pretty sure there were real good reasons why such poisonous BS dripped from your many heads. Get you gone Satan! Get you gone Satan! Get you gone Satan! Get you gone Satan! Get you gone Satan!
Maybe he’s from Anonymous on 4chan.
Same difference, besides did he not express contempt for Anon on that Facebook spamming thread?
or he is an sci-fi gentitale
Anon wouldn’t accept him. He’s be too busy poking that hornet’s nest.
I would so do her!
The Mayans saw it coming.
I saw sky-writing last night. It read “Time to order your new long-date Mayan calendars”.
I don’t care who you are, what you believe in, or what your politics are. That is an AWESOME picture, even without the caption.
I would marry her,she is one tough cookie!!!
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