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Oh no! The obamabots have organized!!!
Arent rats afraid of fire???
You two are wrong in soooo many ways.
Believe me.
I know a few things about… ahem… turning up the heat on a Rat.
*postures strikingly with aloof disdain*
Yeah, you put the rat on a mans stomach and put a metal bucket over the rat and start heating up the bucket. The only place for the rat to go is through the stomach. NOW THAT is torture!
*horrified look*
Thanks ILPB, my nightmares weren’t quite terrifying enough but now they will be.
use uranus.
*horrified look* ….
The cage over the face with the hungry rats in room 101 …
Orwell for the win .
Is this a technique that is actually used? I’ve kept pet rats off and on for 20something years. I can’t imagine a rat effectively burrowing thru a mans abdomen, even under the duress of being under a progressively hotter and hotter bucket. The bucket would get hot enough to seriously burn the man, and the rat would die of heat stroke before it could do much damage. …It wouldn’t surprise me if the gov’t employs sick f***s to think up stuff like this, though – effective or not. Someone would have to be truly demented and sociopathic to come up with something like this!
or has watched all the SAW films
Now you reminded me of a movie where they were pulling a stunt like that one, allthough i don’t remember the name.
I thought they were republicans.
No No, see the blank face, the souless gaze? The instep following behaviour, def Democrats.
I don’t know. If the Republican’s manage to “Win” American Politics forever, this could be their government we’re seeing.
Also, does anyone get the feeling that this lol is intended to be ambiguous enough to avoid tagging onto any one party, yet partisan enough to deliberately start a flame war.
It was undoubtedly written by some non-American whose country ALREADY looks like that.
Where is that ??
One of those socialust euroweenie countries??
I always wondered what you thought of other countries, specifically the ones that leaned a bit more to the left.
Now I know.
You havent a clue what I think.
But you’re all too happy to tell us what you assume we’re thinking.
Lefty makes it perfectly clear what they think by their actions.
Well you make it perfectly clear you avoid “lefties” all you can, so you must have a strong imagination, giving how perverted it is.
No, we haven’t a clue IF you think.
Oh look, Cindy is learning to speak.
Can you say ‘box’ ??
YOU? You simply havent a clue.
see America, this is why everyone hates you
See HMMM that’s why “everyone” are idiots they judge a whole country on the acitons of a few…….
Everyone hates us because of one troll? Well then “everyone” is a fvckhead. We don’t have a hive mind, one trolls thoughts do not represent the entire country’s.
“see America, this is why everyone hates you”
Then ‘everyone’ is pretty much an idiot, arent they….
Or maybe its YOU who assumes YOU know any such thing…
I would imagine a lot of people are fed up with how arrogant Americans can be.
Americans have NO monopoly on arrogance. Ever been to France?
I notice how they assume that all Americans are arrogant.
I don’t see where kurisu stated that all Americans are arrogant.
I didn’t state that all Americans are arrogant, as I too am an American and people tell me I’m not arrogant by any stretch.
I was referring to people like Kent and the Sock as not helping the case and proving the stereotype. Kent by being unable to take a joke and trying to prove the USA’s superiority, and The Sock by thinking he speaks for 85% of the country.
“They” isn’t kurisu.
Thanks, uh… JC.
“I notice how they assume that all Americans are arrogant.”
They have lefty run media there too….
People like you are the justification the left wing media uses to spread it’s spin.
*scruffy voice* Second
Yeah, lefty loves to attack opinions they dont like.
You do the exact same thing kiddo.
It’s Germany actually.
A military parade (“Großer Zapfenstreich” precisely) during the celebration of “20 years united German Armed Forces”
I was thinking that they look either Russian or German. The helmets definately look East German.
The helmets are actually exactly the same shape as the current US helmets. This is how they look without their covers.
http://www.hessenantique.com/Bundeswehr_Kevlar_Helmet_p/habw16660.htm
yup!
That must be the reason why the Dems have a reputation of being as organized as a coop of headless chickens. What with the impressive capacity to stay on message and vote as a block.
HEY! That’s not…okay that’s pretty well true.
The reason for that by the way is because progression can go several ways, but conservation only needs to do one thing. Therefore it’s easy to form a massive bloc on conservatism, but pretty much impossible to get progressives to do the same.
Heh heh….
Block Block Block go the party of the ‘Chicken Crap’
Oh… Yeah. This is a laugh! If Democrats were capable of marching in lockstep they might have actually accomplished something while they had a majority.
Yeah. Filibusters are a real cramp on getting things accomplished, right?
I thought they had a filibuster proof majority? There was supposedly no stopping them. They could not agree within their own ranks was the real problem. I’m not sure the Republicans would do any better if they had the same powerful majority.
For the first 6 months that was true, but after that due to scandal and illness they lost that Supermajority in both the House and Senate. But you are correct that the first 6 motnhs it was all in-fighting.
Was anyone surprised?
The Democrats happen to be a catch-all group consisting of green-energy folks to urban renewal folks to civil-rights to pacifists…
And, there’s a fair share of moderate Democrats who are just disgusted by GOP’s Power-Mongering platform of Social Conservatism. Yuck.
THEN – even if we agree that something needs to be done, no one can agree HOW it should be done.
Democrats are pretty Diverse.
And THAT’s why the cartoon reflects what will happen if the GOP re-gains control!!!
Sarah Palin Uber Alles!
Ich fahre dich ueber!
I hope that means shut up fool in German.
No it means “I’ll run you over”, although the grammer is a little off.
Arent alot of Dems ‘running over each other’ trying to distance themselves from Obama/Pelosi/Reid and their unamerican socialist poison ????
I apologize for not realized that “ueber” was not a separable prefix in this instance. My fault. It should be “Ich ueberfahre dich!” I believe.
1) That’s “Ich überfahre dich!” and
2) Telling him that you will run him over pretty much ruins that plan in advance
You got the point, though. Right?
ich mähe dich nieder mit karre geht auch.
LEAVE ALLICE ALONE!!!
Does anyone know where this actually is?
Russia. If you look the sailor’s hat.
Actually Jenn is a flaming liberal so I believe this to be a dig that America could eventually go Republican again (sort of a foreshadowing from this November). Besides Republicans are usually the most attirbuted to Nazi looking things, Democrats are more touted as Stalinesk.
It’s Germany. No joke! Look at the helmets and the typical brassards. Furthermore, I recognize the buildings, they are in Berlin.
It’s the “Großer Zapfenstreich”, the highest ritual in German military, dating back to times long before the Nazis and still part of the Bundeswehr tradition. If I had to guess, I’d say its the farewell to a leaving Chancelor, Minister of Defense or Inspector General.
Just google it: “Großer Zapfenstreich Berlin” you will find plenty of videos. My new guess: celebrating 50 years of Bundeswehr in 2005. Click my link!
Its Dresden, 22. November 2010. Celebration of “20 years of unification!”
Fantastic!
Congratulations.
Hope there was some beer leftover from Oktoberfest.
Well, actually there was
Does anyone see the irony in having fire in Dresden?
Does anyone see the irony in this LOL sice Germany is a functioning diverse democracy with a growing economy and decreasing numbers of unemployed, althoug it has a wide range of social security mesures?
And Multiculturalism is a Failed Experiment?
(Sorry. Couldn’t help myself. I actually agree with you. Rly.)
Touche
And they are all starting to go bankrupt….
Last I head Sweden isn’t, unless I’m wrong and thinking of Norway.
Keep telling yourself that. Just because Beck screams it 100 times a day doesn’t make it true.
Yeah! You’d think they’d be alittle shy of using it.
And that’s bad taste on your part, that wasn’t even right for it to happen.
zapfen is a german word for a phallic plant like Conifer cone
Actually Win, this is something men would buy and then remember they need to get something for mom as well.
Tineye comes up empty.
A still from a movie, perhaps?
hyperbole much?
No, we’ll totally be rounding our citizens up and killing them in the millions within 3 years.
Totally not hyperbole… until 2013 passes and nothing happens. Then we start pushing it back to 2015.
But that’s all assuming the world doesn’t end in 2012, which is actually about as likely as the US becoming like Nazi Germany.
People keep assuming Obama is already in the process of making it that way.
I hate conspiracy theorists.
Obama is good… he is helping
But since it’s already screwed up so much, he can’t help much.
As i said, re-revolution back to britain
I wouldn’t say go back to British rule personally, but the Republicans seriously need to stop being in the way just because they want the president to fail. This isn’t about them
Funny wasnt Obama the one who called for ‘brown shirts’ to be created with as much military power as the US military????
And he promised to ‘Change America’ ???
Hmmm who else used to talk like that ???
Hint —- begins with an ‘H’
Go back to your cave. HR 1388 had nothing to do with your supposed ‘brown shirts’ and was passed by both parties in the house and the senate.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/barackobama/a/hr_1388_hamas_resettlement.htm
“government-supported volunteers” yeah thats how brown-shirts were paid too.
Who do you think would get to decide who got this ‘funding’ and what litmus test would have to be passed. (All gov student loans were Federalized as part of Obamacare bill — all part of same agenda)
The Nazi party did exactly the same thing to co-opt people into being in their party.
Sooo, making sure people can get educated is a bad thing?
Actually most Brownshirts were indoctrinated into the army. This is an easy way of getting round arms reductions in troop strength. How Hitler did it was to take the people who were on the conscripted work parties and since they were used to training by marching up and down with spades and whatever. It was an easy job to transfer these people to the Army where instead of spades they could march with real guns. Same thing with the Brownshirts. (And the reason why all the groups in Hitlers Germany did a lot of Military type activities) Once a group has been given a military mindset, even if it is a civillian group, it is quite easy for someone in charge to subvert the group and turn them into real soldiers.
11 coments in and it’s already getting warm in here. *sits down in big comfy chair facing the flame war and get’s ready for a good show.*
if the flame war gets hot enough, i can make some OMGWTFBBQ. My potatOWNs in L33T sauce is to die for!
The closing ceremonies at the Palin-Youth rallies are truly something to behold.
Yes, that’s when the Obama Civilian Security Force steps in to get them “in line”.
And I come in to kick both everyone’s @sses.
You always do.
Whats that riddle :
Could Chuck Norris kick Chuck Norris’ azz ???
Answer : Yes but only after he only managed to kick azz on ’3′ of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse….
Absolutely retarded. The fact that someone could find this to be even remotely witty, let alone reflecting of reality, is just hilarious in and of itself.
But knowing the primary user base of this website, they voted it up the moment the moment they saw it. Given the high volume of anti-American idiots that frequent this site, a picture of nothing more than US flag with a caption reading “lol america sucks” would instantly hit the front page.
Anti-Americanism is the new opiate for the masses. No matter how stupid, baseless, hypocritical, and gratuitous the US-bashing, it will always appeal to a large audience.
“But knowing the primary user base of this website, they voted it up the moment the moment they saw it. Given the high volume of anti-American idiots that frequent this site, a picture of nothing more than US flag with a caption reading “lol america sucks” would instantly hit the front page. ”
This is an interesting statement. Let’s make it a challenge!
Someone has to make a lol of an American flag with the caption mentioned here. If it makes the front page, then the person who made the lol will get +100 internets.
Anyone want to take it up?
Kent, you’re ABSOLUTELY right. Instead, we should focus on well-based, straightforward good wholesome gratuitous Kent-bashing!
Lol, that actually made me laugh Naliord.
Maybe it’s just me, but I read the picture and caption as a bit of a swipe at the crazies on both sides of the fence who seem to be dominating most of the political speech in the US recently.
Anti-American? That’s a pretty big stretch there.
Is bashing people you disagree with how you normally react? How civil.
Only wise-azz idiots bash the people they agree with.
Votes don’t matter anymore, unfortunately. So I stopped voting on the L0Ls.
I certainly wouldn’t have voted for this hunk of sh!t, it’s not even funny.
Learn to take a joke about the country you live in.
kent, you pretty much just wrote what everyone already knows. The ones who revel in it will deny it, drool on their shoes, and type out more unfunny tripe to stoke their politcial or xenophobic agenda, but yes, it absolutely exists. Only a fool or a liar would pretend otherwise.
I was on my way to my local America Sucks Mart to buy more American flag TP but I realized the house was getting a little chilly so I made sure to throw a few more flags on the fire. I also need to pick up a new George Washington floor mat for the front porch. It’s fun wiping my feet on him.
I like those, if you replace America with Obama and Washington with San Fransisco.
Who’s George San Fransico?
Mr. Pelosi. George San Fransisco Pelosi. You know him?
The Barrel maker?
I don’t know. I never met the guy.
Wait… this isn’t for our safety?
Helmets, torches, the blank expressions of people incapable of thinking for themselves, the overall Fascist aura…yes, these are definitely the supporters of a Republican administration.
Hey, as long as the libs are out of office in 2013, I’ll take it.
I doubt it. By 2012 the country will realize what a bunch of dipsh1ts the Republicans are again and bring the Democrats back.
So…you’d rather live in a Facist Dictatorship then live in a Democrat administration?
That’s a little extreme, buddy.
You must also think the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is also a sign of ‘Facist’ ….
Not really, no.
But all those poor floating creatures are being pulled down, constrained from free flight by their oppressors…
They are forced to comply with rules of gravity, though it’s against their very nature.
I love the Thanksgiving day Parade. the floats and performances are awesome.
This picture is from Germany. So sorry, you were almost witty, but thanks for playing,
“…yes, these are definitely the supporters of a Rep….”
As already stated above they are Germans ….
FAIL IS AS FAIL DOES….
there will be no 2013 cause inka zombies will bring da Apocalype to us!!
BE AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!
also if then we worship a huge Clinton monument with our long phallic torches.
Interesting side note… I was recently by one of the (many) cemeteries here in Queens and I noticed that the barbed wire on the top of the fence was slanted [i]in[/i] toward the plots, as though the caretakers were trying to keep people in. Just thought it strange.
New Yorkers can be truly dangerous — even from beyond the grave…
Definatly not the city I want to be in when the Zombipocalypse comes.
I don’t want to be in any city when the Zombipocalypse happens. Lots of people means lots of potential zombies.
That’s the good thing about Vancouver, it’s a city but it’s easy enough to get a smell boat and get out to noe of the small islands off the coast.
small islands want protect you. get a houseboat.
Will the USS Intrepid work?
How “moored” is she? Do her engines still run? Does she still have bunker fuel on board? (Avgas and Avtur not so important)
If you have enough explosives you could blow lines of buildings up to create a rubble wall, the sewers are still tricky to find a solution.
A harder solution, and what makes this city dangerous in that situation, is the subway tunnels. So many, a number go under rivers, and not all can easily be blocked. Plus, the subway system is just the first level of many tunnels under the city.
Well, she just recently (within a year) got back from being overhauled. I’m not sure what shape her engines are in, or the fuel reserves, but with her size just cutting away the gangway would make it difficult to board her. Even from her mooring lines.
Hey, New York City is nothing but islands (except the Bronx, they’re on the mainland). We’ve got a ton of boats…. and ships, including square riggers and schooners.
Ahh but the islands in the straight of Georgia (piece of ocean between the British Columbia mainland and Vancouver Island) are mostly uninhabited and eminently farmable with very deep very cold streaches of water between them.
I’ve got several plans, one of which entails holing up inside the Federal Reserve building in Lower Manhattan. Probably the closest thing to a real castle that the US has.
Fort knox you forget.
Fort Knox is nowhere near me, and the Fed has more gold anyway.
Sounds like a good way of waiting out the initial infection.
BTW what is the flag you’re sporting? It looks like a variation of the Second Vermont Republic flag. it’s been driving me nuts trying to figure it out , i know I’ve seen it before but can’t find it on the interwebs.
LOL, I feel the same way about your flag. It’s actually a cropped version of the NYPD flag.
It’s the flag of the Republic of Cascadia, a group that wants to form British Columbia, Washington, and Oregon into a seperate nation (through peacful means, no armed revolution).
Srsly?
I really enjoyed reading Ectopia!
Not the best literature, but a very fun idea.
I’ll be sure to visit… once the helicopter wars are over.
Srsly.
http://cascadianow.org/
The platform is sanely centrist and in this political climate (both north and south of the boarder) many out west here feel more in common with their northern and southern neighbors than with the governments out east.
Ok, cool. Glad to know I was on the right track when I started looking up the different provinces’ flags.
That sounds really reasonable and understandable.
Incas ???
No worries, the Spanish burned all those mummies 500 years ago.
Extremely sad since so much we could have learned was destroyed by greed
Mummies was a religious thing.
Incas/Aztecs both recent empires that killed people just like europeans did (actually the Incas were very commie like in their social control methods).
Slavery, human sacrifice, bloody conquest and then the Europeans came.
The problem with Revisionists is that they present another pack of lies supporting THEIR agenda, while at the same time denouncing the origininal histories for the same fault.
People do it more so than that. Rome had a nasty collapse after Christianity was declared the “official” religion without realizing that diversity can be a great strength for a country.
Disappointed.
where are the Bundeswehr Chicks?
home making a sauerkraut sandwich
Heh, if you’re solidly on the left you’re thinking, “ZOMG, right-wingers!” If you’re solidly on the right you’re thinking, “ZOMG, left-wingers!”
Either way, if you truly think that party X will result in this scenario: you’re an idiot.
looks like another Glenn Beck rally to me.
You really need to stop drinking the lefty kool-aid (but then if it dont work they are still going to lock the doors and set fire to the building)
Dude, lay off the hallucinogens.
Sorry, no tour of Obama’s Mausoleum for you, Missy.
So… Sarah Palin DOES become president in 2013?
Common Sence doees leave lefty in a cold sweat — doesnt it?
No it doesn’t since many analysts know Palin doesn’t stand a chance.
If you listen close, you can hear JFK’s “Ich been ein berlinner” speach.
Wo? Ich brauche es!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_(pastry)
You are a doughnut?
The original was “Ich bin ein berlinner” anyway (which was correct, had JFK actually been an item of baked gods).
Baked gods? I thought that was a Jamaican thing.
But yeah, that’s what I was driving at, only using an exact quote of Eddie Izzard.
Can’t be America 2013. These people look like they have jobs.
One Euro Jobs (1€ per Hour)
I would like to say something. I am from America. I love what this country could be. It is not in a good state right now and things do not seem like they are gong to improve in the near future. Now I am a ‘flaming liberal” but unlike the right I don’t get mad and brow beat them for being on the right. the problem I see is the government is weak and when weak governments get nervous they bring the force. Doesn’t matter which side is in power. We the people have the constitutional right to try to overthrow our government for something better and it seems that if we could get organized that could happen. So no matter who controls things if it gets bad enough the people could rise up and here comes the military. That is the true meaning behind the caption. Well that and if there is a rather large natural disaster due to the “2012 Doomsday event” it seems likely there would be martial law invoked…lol
Sorry we dont ” brow beat lefty for being on the left” we brow beat them for attempting massive socialist changes that will ruin this country.
Can I get next week’s lotto numbers, mr fortune teller?
They’re obviously just trying to keep creepers from spawning.
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/
Your mom- circa now
I clicked the link open to a new tab, read the full link, read the “witty” comment, and then closed the link.
My innocence has been saved.
I’m not clicking on that because I’m fairly sure it’s going to be disgusting, you clown.
I think you may be onto something there since the link includes “really gross” in the title.
How are we ever going to succeed as a nation with all this political infighting? The U.S. is doomed, I’m moving to Canada, see you all later.
We’re happy to have you!Don’t forget your tuque.
Dont let the closing door hit you on the azz.
When the Ice sheet starts growing your way dont expect to be let back in here.
Ice sheet?
Snerk… tell me… you aren’t one of those people that sees the weather channel in Celsius and thinks it’s Fahrenheit, are you?
@Sloth Like Sionnach said… we’re happy to have you… as a bonus, we have Universal Health Care =)
The guy in front looks like Jim Halpert.
nice, Republican Stormtroopers. Sad but true.
Prediction, 2013 Obama will not be re-elected causing a race war due to the racist white folk not re-electing a half-black messiah.
Also 2013 sounds like a good year for Texas to secede. Fingers crossed.
And then Texas declared war and gets steamrolled, then is gettign support from the US because it’s economy is too small to support itself.
Nah, more likely that Mexico would see it as an opportunity to reclaim Texas, and that’s who they’d have to fight.
And Mexico would likely succeed sadly. Doubt much would change at first though, some Texans are so full of it they think Texas is it’s own country.
Um no, that’s not going to happen.
Oh, and I should clarify. There is a possibility that Obama will not be reelected, that part could very well happen, but as for it causing a race war? Not a chance.
And as for Texas seceding, well I would assume all the states by now know seceding is a ridiculous notion fit only for children in dire need of a nap. We all(in the states) are part of country, divided as we are on some issues, but still the same country and that’s how is should remain.