
Seatbelts are for Capitalists
(Silvio Berlusconi, Dmitry Medvedev, Vladimir Putin)
LoL by: Shiba
Picture by: Unknown
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Seatbelts are for Capitalists
(Silvio Berlusconi, Dmitry Medvedev, Vladimir Putin)
LoL by: Shiba
Picture by: Unknown
Gravity and inertia know not to mess with Vlad.
You mean Chuck.
Why don’t they wear them then?
“So when do the motherf*ckin’ snakes show up on this motherf*ckin’ plane?”
“Our apologies Mr. Putin. Apparently the snakes you were intending to use in the reenactment of Mr. Jackson movie were loaded onto another plane.”
“What?! You are all fired! And by fired I mean thrown from the plane without parachutes!”
*Meanwhile on a different plane*
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG geddim off geddim off GEDDIM OFF!”
“OH MY GOD THERE’S A PYTHON STRANGLING THE PILOT!”
“Noooooooo, we’re all doing to diiiieeeeee!”
“Why are there cobras everywhere?! WHY GOD, WHY?!”
Poor snakes. I’m sure they were looking forward to their trip with Vlad.
I’m not so sure about that. The snakes may have been the ones to switch the shipping manifest.
Because, they’re smarter.
Isn’t that Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s right wing Prime Minister worth 9 Billion Euro from buying up the media? If so he is most definitely capitalist
He is. If anybody is a capitalist, then silvio. But only the money, makes him not a dapitalist. Otherwise Vlad and the other Sowjetski were capitalists too.
Where does the idea that Putin has anything to do with socialism come from?
After 1990 Russia turned into a super capitalist olgarchy state. (Not that is was much of a communist country before, but that’s another discussion). Anyway, he’s definitely capitalist. And so is Berlusconi.
Putin’s capitalist now, but he used to be a KGB officer and expresses no regrets for it. I’d call that at least slightly socialist-leaning.
using all your cash for aquiring leadership and bribery is kindof capitalistic i`d say.
oh no wait that`s corruption
This fails so much I don’t even know where to begin…
Umm…it’s a JOKE. Haha, funny funny? U get tha….oh yeah, guess not.
Yes, lets put Putin and his cronies in a russian made car going 80 miles an hour heading into a brick wall.
It can become the Putin-wet Pundit’s wailing wall (they will have to religiously pick bits of him out of the rubble with tweezers and later pray to their socialist god there)
Christ, IT’S FUNNY!
Shiba, good for you; you made it to the FP AND it’s funny!!
Please, don’t use Christ’s name like that.
Thanks muchly for the rest of the comment though!
I was really surprised when I saw I’d made it to the FP. o.O
poster fail
all of them especially they little corrupt midget form italy are capitalist
Guys! Guys! It was a joke!
I’m not completely clueless.