
What do you think of this, Phil?
I think we should put it out.
Nah.
(Firefighters)
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What do you think of this, Phil?
I think we should put it out.
Nah.
(Firefighters)
Picture by: Unknown

he ain’t heavy he’s my banker
(Children at an ATM)


I said, “don’t everyone rush to port at one time to see the dolphins.” But noooo. . .no one listens to me, I’m just the Captain.
(A sinking ship)

Ugh, I never receive this kind of awesome mail. I only receive Pottery Barn calendars and bills from my cable company that get “mysteriously lost” between my mailbox and my front door. I guess it’s time I consider joining the United States Senate. JUST KIDDING! I’d rather lose internet access.
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There really is nothing to say after that; there are no words. Literally. Just guttural sounds that don’t even resemble words, in this language or in any other.

George Washington – LIKE A BOSS
John Adams – How’s your sister/mom?
Thomas Jefferson – That’s racist!
Andrew Jackson – LIKE A BOSS
Abraham Lincoln – OH HEY GIRL! LOOKIN’ FIERCE!
Teddy Roosevelt – That’s racist!
FDR – Babies with 3 arms!
JFK – LIKE A BOSS
Richard Nixon – LIKE A DON
Bill Clinton – LIKE A CHEEZBURGER-EATIN’ BOSS

“It puts the ocean in the basket”
(A mailman in Brisbane, Australia)
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