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1. NHSparky says:

   May 14, 2011 at 6:13 am

   In Soviet Russia, car starts YOU!

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2. Clueless the Amazingly Good dictator of PK says:

   May 14, 2011 at 6:18 am

   They took it out back and shot it? Sounds appropriate. How dare the thing resist Vlad darling.

   Happy Vladerday world!!!!! Happy Vladerday Mr. Prime Minister Sir!!!!!

   *rummages in the refrigerator* For starters we have steak & mushrooms with onions. Perhaps we could have some omelettes. Shhhhh, Mama Duck is laying eggs. I steal her eggs and give her plastic Easter eggs. With duck eggs we cook them slower than chicken eggs for the best flavor.

   *giggle* I plan for the plastic eggs to hatch in about two more weeks. I’ve ordered ducklings that I will put under her while she is sleeping on her nest.

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   • The Astounding Sionnach says:

     May 14, 2011 at 10:05 am

     So Momma duck gets a late Easter surprise? Love it!
     Happy Vladurday El Presidente! I brought back bacon for the buffet.

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   • keshet the adequate says:

     May 14, 2011 at 8:52 pm

     Awww!

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3. %$*91 says:

   May 14, 2011 at 10:03 am

   Everyone in/from russia knows domestic cars suck ASS! lol. that’s why they pay more for the chinese/japanese/korean ones hahaha.

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   • The Astounding Sionnach says:

     May 14, 2011 at 10:08 am

     I remember back in the 90′s when they started selling Ladas in Canada, they went over like a lead balloon, the only people who bought them were teenagers and cheapskates who didn’t know better.

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     • Vikavid says:

       May 14, 2011 at 8:05 pm

       Same thing happened here in the states in the late 80s/early 90s with the Yugo.

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       • Chap says:

         May 14, 2011 at 9:32 pm

         Finest paperweight money can buy.

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         • keshet the adequate says:

           May 14, 2011 at 9:37 pm

           My desk isn’t big enough. Maybe after going through the car crusher.

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4. MikeM_inMd says:

   May 14, 2011 at 11:20 am

   So, the first thing he wants to know about the car is the size of the trunk? Are they discussing how many bodies you can stack back there?

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   • M.A.D.MikE says:

     May 15, 2011 at 5:00 am

     Actually, he DID make that joke

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5. Driver X says:

   May 15, 2011 at 10:05 am

   And after this Vlad and company got back into their armor-plated Benzes and drove away.

   Ask almost any Russian and they will tell you that anything Russian is good and anything not Russian is not good.

   However anyone who can afford it does not want to buy or own a Russian anything because domestic products, with the exception of vodka is known to be of inferior quality.

   Lada: Building the same car the same way for the last 40 years and they still haven’t figured out how to do it correctly.

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   • Chris says:

     May 20, 2011 at 9:23 pm

     Will probably be obama’s choice for the new American automobile standard.

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