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(Barack Obama)
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Hook ‘em horns!
Texas Approval Rating: 15%
(Barack Obama)

So Marx, Thoreau, Mao, and Lenin go hiking one day and… (omitted for explicit content) …then Marx says, “now that’s what I call the opium of the people!” God I love that joke.
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Via: The Garbstore

One of the only circumstances in which a reach-around in front of the president is appropriate.

Hold everything guys. The Rapture is actually happening on OCT. 21, 2011. According to the AP, here’s what profit prophet Harold Camping had to say after his Spring Rapture was a bust:
May 21 had instead been a “spiritual” Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ’s judgment, he said…But because God’s judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there’s no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.
So you see? Now The Rapture is going to happen five months from now when everybody’s forgotten about it. And just to expedite the process of forgetting they’re not actually going to talk about it anymore. But they’re still going to play music so they can make all that money they’re going to need when the world ends.
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Via: The Atlantic
Well I’m more ears than this poor little bunny born near on the edge of the nuclear exclusion zone around the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. This video is causing quite a stir among Japanese Youtube users who are presenting it as evidence that the government is downplaying radiation risks to the public. It already has 530,000 views in three days. What do you guys think?
Are awkward local news moments so frequent because there’s so many local news stations, or are television journalists just collectively cursed with bad luck? Granted, I’m sure this is more entertaining than whatever outraged-parent story they were trying to run. Lucky us!