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From Conan:
http://teamcoco.com/video/16517/republican-presidential-debate-factoids
I was expecting Rick Parry’s fact to be “Actually Josh Brolin still playing W”
Aaaand Ron Paul ignored, again.
That’s because he’s sane, rational and reasonable. The only thing you can tease him about is that he’s going to lose the nomination to one of these freaks – and that’s not funny, just very, very, very depressing.
LOL the irony
indeed
Here, I’ll help out.
Ron Paul:
*Is “pro-environment” because he thinks people who can’t afford health care should be left to die and create nourishment for trees.
*Not a fan of that pesky “Civil Rights Movement”, although unlike his son, at least thinks Jim Crow was not the best idea ever.
*Is very progressive about education: he believes that even crazy concepts like evolution should be taught alongside reasonable concepts like God making a man out of magical soul mucus and pulling a woman out of a guy’s rib cage.
Actually, if you watch the debate instead of regurgitating lies, he said “no” to if we should let them die. He thinks charity that is not forced should help. As a doctor he never turned someone away for inability to pay. Dont let the truth confuse you.
Ron Paul is irrelevant and would never get the nomination anyway. The others need to get outta Perry and Romney’s way.
Ron Paul is irrelevant because the media has made him so by refusing to cover him. Here we are 4 months before Iowa and New Hampshire, and the media has decided that it’s a 2 person race. The sad thing is, that it’s true since most people are sheep and will vote the way their shepherd tells them to.
Shorter Paulbot: Y U NO TAKE US SERIOUSLY?
No, he’s irrelevant because most of his ideas are bankrupt and batsh*t crazy. He is sane on a couple of issues, which is a good thing, but that only makes him marginally better than nutballs like Michelle Bachman.
That’s ok
I wish Herman Cain could shake things up a bit more and get himself out there and noticed more often.
Sorry, the token never gets a starring role.
More racism from Nailin…
This should get Cain noticed.
IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) — Facing concerns from supporters in Iowa, Herman Cain’s presidential campaign tried to conceal the role of a top adviser who had been ousted as leader of a gay pride group in Wisconsin amid a financial scandal, a former staffer has alleged in legal testimony.
The alleged cover-up centers around the role of Scott Toomey, treasurer of Cain’s political action committee and senior political adviser thorugh May. Hall wrote that Toomey’s sexual orientation and allegations of misconduct in his role as treasurer of the Madison Pride Board, which hosted an annual parade in Wisconsin’s capital, “had become an issue” for several Cain supporters.
Madison Pride said in 2008 that its board removed Toomey as treasurer after learning bills related to its 2007 event had not been paid and discovering other “financial discrepancies” that it said Toomey had failed to report. The group apologized to its supporters, was forced to scale back its 2008 event and eventually folded.
“A conservative candidate, Mr. Cain is on the record as stating that he believes homosexuality is a sin and a choice. And they know that, if his top adviser, his highly paid adviser, is openly gay that it would cast a negative light on Mr. Cain and would cost him in his efforts to become president,” he testified. “Basically the campaign was trying to cover up the fact that Mr. Toomey was still involved. They asked … me to help them cover up that fact.”
With the hundreds of hours spent on the Alex Jones program – he can never win the Presidency. Right or wrong hanging out with someone who says America planned the 9/11 attacks means he can never be elected.
There is a “don’t mess with tAxEs” joke in here somewhere, but I think it got lost in Mitt’s hair.
Speaking of hair, Michelle really needs either a stylist, or a new stylist.
Couldn’t we just put a permanent banner across the top of PK that says “Hurr durr, Republikens r teh dum”, permalink a photo of Obama’s d!ck for the venerable moderator to salivate over, and then put up some news-related items that are, like, even a little teeny tiny bit funny?
Of course not! That would be the logical thing to do! It would also cause people to stop visiting, causing the number of hits to go down and the funding to decrease. At which point they’ll probably shut down PK altogether (which will be known as “The Fall”). During The Fall, people will probably end up moving to other cheezburger sites, but we (or me, anyway, not sure about others) will start advertising LDP more, hoping to get a few more members like you and Itsy who are serious about political discussion and like lols.
awwwww, teabaggers are mad
Did someone forget to give you you’re bottle’s?
If uckfay wants to salivate over Obama’s d!ck, we should respect that.
And the debate lols above are funny.
Sorry Nick, New Zealanders like Kiwi aren’t known for their tea drinking as much as they are for their sheep shearing.
And he can’t be too upset, or he’d do a haka.
Sheep shearing or sheep sharing?
Well, we actually have a “no sheep sharing” law. I don’t know where you are from, but there is this thing called beastiality, you may have heard of it. Its illegal here.
Although it isn’t in South Carolina. >:
Not a teabagger. Unless I play Halo.
Don’t even know what a “teabagger” is.
Who me? Serious?
Yes, Of course! You are actually interested in having a good political discussion. You are too good for the tr0lls here. Plus LDP could do with a few more conservatives, since all we have right now seems to be Slag, Dan_144 and Whatever. There might be others I missed though…
I think you have misplaced your faith in itsy…
But, I like the trolls!
Especially airkerma he’s my favorite. Ok, I’ll go sign up soon then since you asked so nicely.
YAY! Airkerma can come too, so long as he plays nice.
Couldn’t you just stop coming here if you don’t like the content?
I had to do that with “It Made My Day” thanks to the user uploads of ‘omg my bf of 3 days sez he luvs me!!1!11elebenty’ and the “inspirational” (see: hollow, saccharine-sweet word-vomit) posts.
I’m sorry it’s so easy to make fun of the current crop of Republican candidates since many of them seem to be seriously lacking in the “smarts” department, but, yannow, “them’s the breaks”. *shrug*
Hmmm, looks like PK ate my comment. Let’s try that again.
Couldn’t you just stop visiting the site, instead, if you have such a problem with the content?
I had to do that with “It Made My Day”, between the user-uploads of tweens’ “omg my bf of 3 days sez he luvs me!!!11elebenty” and the “inspirational” (see: hollow, saccharine-sweet word-vomit) messages.
I’m sorry it’s so easy to make fun of the current crop of Republican candidates, since they seem to be so lacking in the “smarts” department, but, yannow, “them’s the breaks”. *shrug* Elect better representatives or just don’t irritate yourself into a frenzy by coming to this site like so many like you (*cough*Kiwi-dan below*cough*) do.
I’m not irritated, or in a frenzy. Nor am I below you. Don’t know where your crappy info is coming from.
30 hours if you turn Wifi off.
– slick with grey
– corn silk white
– feathered with grey
– dyed with dark roots
That’s a rather diverse collection to choose from! Good Luck, ya’ll.
For the record, his real first name is worse: Willard.
As a foreigner, out of these 4 the person I have least problem with becoming the president (and I assume Obama is going to lose) is Mitt Romney.
If Rick Perry wins the nomination, David Axelrod and the rest of the Obama camp is going to cream their pants. It will be like Christmas day, with the gift being almost every independent voter in the country.
Obama Fun Facts:
Loves to travel! (on your dime).
Thinks public schools are great, for your kids.
Would rather be golfing (and usually is).
…did you hear he got Osama? Just checking…
- Can’t balance a checkbook.
- Can’t take responsibility for anything
- Likes to have “alone” time with the bills he’s signing
- Makes his wife and kids take a separate plane(and he’s serious about government waste? haha)
- Accepted the nomination and did his speech ALONE on the stage, no family, no Veep.
Yeah, he’s a narcissist
Actually, if you’re looking for a world-class narcissist, your beloved Sarah Palin would fit the bill, perfectly.
But in the mind of the conservi-dopes that’s okay because she’s a white, teabagger demagogue.
@Actually, if you’re looking for a world-class narcissist, your beloved Sarah Palin would fit the bill, perfectly.
‘fraid not, Obama is infinitely more qualified. Sarah has be dragged into the news…by the news media.
@But in the mind of the conservi-dopes that’s okay because she’s a white, teabagger demagogue.
Not that your statement is even remotely true, you should know a lot about demagoging with your vast experience in the matter.
That wasn’t exactly a denial. I don’t see how the fact that an ex-vice presidential candidate who turned her personal life into a circus is a narcissist is really a surprise to anyone. Oh, your snappy sobriquet is a very clever rhyming of the words nailing and Palin! Ha ha ha.
Side note: Archer you are also a moron.
This is actually quite funny! Obama will still be a one term president, but this was funny!