Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter looks like my high school history teacher got drunk and wrote a crossover fanfic with Blade and Underworld.
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Woah… it’s just like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies…
But without the plot and character development and… um… zombies.
Those vampires don’t sparkle, to they?
Do you think Abe would even be seen in a movie with sparkling Vampires.
Ok so Abe is trumps Geogrey Washington as the best President b/c he killed Vampires, who Georgey kill, Lobster Backs?
The British ;3
*facepalm
Lobster Back was a derogatory term for a 1700s British soldier coined because of the red uniforms they wore.
Unfortunately, Brits don’t taste as yummy when dipped into melted butter.
What are you talking about? You take a good ole Britt flank steak and sear it over an open flame and you get yourself a pretty mildly tender piece of meat. Of course not like a French flank steak which is tough from all the running away they do…. Oh yeah I went there. **holds out hands for flame thrower**
And now that you mention it, the Brits also make some pretty good sausage.
But when I think of the French, I think shellfish.
And shell bugs.
The book is awesome. We’ll see about the film . . .
The more I see of this movie, the more I think it’s going to suck. But for some reason, The more I think about Abe Lincoln as a vampire hunter, the more I want to see it out of curiosity.
No one cares about plot if the premise is intriguing enough to get people into the theater.
This is why the terrorists will win…
So this is okay but my Martin Luther King Kong screenplay is “a crime against history”.
Refuge In Audacity
Hmm, how might Lincoln have put it?
“I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the living and undead peoples – that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of vampires, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with living people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the living and undead which I believe will forever forbid the two species living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the living.”
…(couldn’t resist)
kick ass brah!
Sucking on the mystic neck chords of memory.
oh holy mother, PLEASE tell me this is just a really well done JOKE. It looks cool, but .. … I have no words.
Nope, saw a poster for it when I went to see Chronicle, looks like it’s actually pretty good.