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Sunday, June 19 is Father’s Day! Make sure to get your dad something special that says, “hey, thanks for not publicly shaming us as a family because you can’t keep it in your pants.”

Thumbs Up for Weiner

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:00:19 +0000

Seriously.

Submitted by: Unknown

This is a Pubic Service Announcement

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 15:00:28 +0000

I Repeat – Steroids do NOT cause sterility…

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Get in Line, Lady!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:00:34 +0000

So… I hear you’re single again!
(Grace Jones and Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Greencliff

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Titles: They’re Everything

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 03:00:29 +0000

My past speaks for itself.

Mr. Universe
Mr. Olympia
Hercules
Conan the Barbarian
The Terminator
The Governator
The Sperminator

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Friday Picspam: Rapturous

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 20 May 2011 15:00:02 +0000

Well, since it’s the rapture tomorrow, I guess this is the last Friday on Earth for some of you pure-hearted, good, and probably boring people. The rest of us will remember you in the worldwide alcoholic rager I’m planning.

Freebies

100% American beef

Only you can prevent fires on the forest moon of Endor.

Roll ‘em back!

You’re welcome, PK!

Endeavor’s final flight as seen from an airplane window

Thanks to user antiproduct!

Sensational Headlines Sell, Say Experts

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 18 May 2011 22:00:08 +0000

(From ABC News)

Try using it in a sentence!
ex. Today I dropped my coffee on the sidewalk and it was like a “personal 9/11.”

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: ABC News

George Takei Strikes Again

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 18 May 2011 21:30:13 +0000

Zing me up, Scotty

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Via: @GeorgeTakei

Junior

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 17 May 2011 18:30:02 +0000

Yeah, I pretty much couldn’t resist that headline. The Los Angeles Times reported today that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s split was because the former Governor of California fathered an illegitimate child with their housekeeper ten years ago. The Paternator released a statement Monday night regarding the details of this disclosure:

I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry. I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time,” the statement concluded. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.

According to the article, Schwarzenegger financially supported the child while the housekeeper continued to work in their house until voluntarily leaving her position in January.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: LA Times

Wedinated

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:30:53 +0000

According to the New York Times, former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver are “amicably” separating after 25 years of marriage. I have to admit, it’s sad to see the demise of a relationship so unlikely you just had to root for it. But, I guess this means Conan’s back on the market! Ladies?!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: NYT

Good News!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 May 2011 11:00:46 +0000

GRAPHS
Zis vun goes down but zat vun is going up!

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Ja, It Really Hurtz

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 23:00:08 +0000

You enjoying this, Arnold? Ja, but my big thighs iz chafing

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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DJAussie

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The Governator

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:00:18 +0000

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s triumphant return to acting will be animated. More specifically, a cartoon about him not returning to acting and instead sitting around his mansion in a polo shirt with some plucky anime kids (uh, where’s Maria Shriver?) until he decides to become a cyborg and fight robots to The Black Eyed Peas.

So… can’t be any worse than Terminator Salvation, amirite? Check out more info at ROFLrazzi!

Disappointed Dog is Disappointed

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 20:00:00 +0000

I’m sorry but even if we denied cats their cheezeburger subsidies, california will still be in debt.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Forget a Gym, Build a Tanning Salon!

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 21:00:00 +0000

ARNIE APPROVES
Knock down the orphanage. Build gym.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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pwnsaasages

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Who Let The Dogs Out?!?!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 13:00:15 +0000

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christopher_webster09

Please, just tell us: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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James Cameron Just Stop. You’re Not Helping.

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 19:00:08 +0000

James, I know you think you’re helping Californians by telling them about ALL the movies you’ve made that “sort of” relate to Proposition 23 but you’re not. Your ad actually seems to diminish the seriousness of the so-called “Dirty Energy Proposition” by likening everything to cyborgs and giant blue aliens. Having a 10 second fade out where you cackle menacingly with The Terminator while playing ominous music doesn’t help much either. So please, for the sake of all Californians, just stop.

Via The Daily What

Say It With Me Now…

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 22:00:22 +0000

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Kari fonya? No… Kahli Fowneeaah
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Crom! Help Me Solve The Riddle of Russia!

pizzaburger — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 06:00:04 +0000

The Governator took a little jab at former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin while flying over Anchorage today. I imagine the scenario went something like this…

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good politicians or bad. How we voted, or why we lied. All that matters now is that I fly above Anchorage, searching for Russia. Sarcasm pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me sight like Sarah Palin’s! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

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The Taxiderminator In His Natural Habitat

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:59 +0000

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I am the Taxiderminator
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Furry Forest Friends! Help Me Solve The Riddle Of Steel!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:00:32 +0000

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Aging ’80s action stars …and other endangered species
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Captionable Photo Of The Day – Peace On Earth

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 18:00:24 +0000

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Just look at Arnold, surrounded by his woodland friends. The muscular superman has finally found inner peace.

I’ve Narrowed Your Choices Down To Five Unthinkable Options…

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:00:47 +0000

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I was elected to lead, not to read.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Simpsons may have jumped the shark, but I will never stop defending their awesomeness.

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I know, Arnold, I know.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:20:54 +0000

I know, Arnold, I know. But this is our last hope. You HAVE to go back to the past and prevent the Founder of British Petroleum from ever being born. His name was William Knox. This is a picture of his mother.

(Barack Obama and Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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SKYNET

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:00:34 +0000

SKYNET
It’s only a matter of time.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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I traced the border with a marker

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:00:41 +0000

I traced the border with a marker, now they can’t get in.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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GOVERNATOR

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:00:35 +0000

GOVERNATOR
Often uses props from his movies to get a point across

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Me and THIS

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:59:19 +0000

Me and THIS navy, that’s who!

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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You show me the

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:00:18 +0000

You show me the muscle in your trunks and you got my vote sonny.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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In an effort to raise capital for the state budget

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:00:58 +0000

In an effort to raise capital for the state budget, Californians will be required to purchase all my movies for $14.99 each
Yes, even ‘Hercules In New York’

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

I’d rather see that new Star Wars flick

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Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:00:13 +0000

Breaking News – Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates his physical prowess by lifting a Hummer H3 with his butt.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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We’ve sold Southern California

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:00:50 +0000

We’ve sold southern California to Mexico. It reduces both illegal aliens and the debt.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Leaving California

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:00:01 +0000

Leaving California
The Schwarzenegger State
You’ll be back

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I know

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:00:41 +0000

I know, Jon and Kate’s divorce tore me up too.

(George W. Bush and Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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…and this graph shows the growing number of Californians

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:00:11 +0000

…and this graph shows the growing number of Californians who regret ever voting for me.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Cow tipping…

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:00:07 +0000

Cow tipping… …is for girly-men.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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POT

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:00:29 +0000

POT
If you smoke it, you life will spiral down into a black hole from which there is no return……or you could just end up governing California.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Reminiscing about his role as “Conan”

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:00:52 +0000

Reminiscing about his role as “Conan”, Gov. Schwarzenegger decided that the only way to get California out of debt was to invade and plunder his richer neighboring states.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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