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Well, since it’s the rapture tomorrow, I guess this is the last Friday on Earth for some of you pure-hearted, good, and probably boring people. The rest of us will remember you in the worldwide alcoholic rager I’m planning.
(From ABC News)
Try using it in a sentence!
ex. Today I dropped my coffee on the sidewalk and it was like a “personal 9/11.”
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Via: ABC News
Zing me up, Scotty
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Via: @GeorgeTakei
Yeah, I pretty much couldn’t resist that headline. The Los Angeles Times reported today that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s split was because the former Governor of California fathered an illegitimate child with their housekeeper ten years ago. The Paternator released a statement Monday night regarding the details of this disclosure:
I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry. I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time,” the statement concluded. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.
According to the article, Schwarzenegger financially supported the child while the housekeeper continued to work in their house until voluntarily leaving her position in January.
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Via: LA Times
According to the New York Times, former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver are “amicably” separating after 25 years of marriage. I have to admit, it’s sad to see the demise of a relationship so unlikely you just had to root for it. But, I guess this means Conan’s back on the market! Ladies?!
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Via: NYT
GRAPHS
Zis vun goes down but zat vun is going up!
You enjoying this, Arnold? Ja, but my big thighs iz chafing
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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