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HUMANS OR HEMNOIDS:
AN UNBEARABLE CHOICE!Planet Dilbia is in a crucial location for both humans and their adversaries, the Hemnoids. Therefore making friends with the Dilbians and establishing a human presence there is of the utmost importance, which may be a problem, since the bearlike Dilbians stand some nine feet tall, and have a high regard for physical prowess. They’re not impressed by human technology, either. A real man, er, bear doesn’t need machines to do his work for him.
But Dilbians are impressed by sharp thinking, and some have expressed a grudging admiration for the logical (and usually sneaky) mental maneuvers that the human “shorties” have used to get themselves out of desperate jams. Just maybe that old human craftiness will win over the Dilbians to the human side. If not, we lose a nexus, and the Dilbians will learn just how unbearable Hemnoids can be….
…I read “Hemnoids” the first time through as “hemorrhoids…” Makes it quite a different story.
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(Vladimir Putin and a bear)
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Approximately 13 black bears found their way onto some marijuana fields in British Columbia. When police arrived, they said the bears were acting rather…chill:
‘At one point one of the bears climbed onto the hood of a police car, sat there for a bit and then jumped off.’
We’d argue that someone should sit down and give these bears a stern “Drugs are bad, just say no!” talk, but they’re f*%&ing bears! They can do whatever they want!
Source: Metro / Image: AP / Via: The Daily What

Breaking News – President Obama admits The Simpsons are right, claims we need Bear Patrol
(Barack Obama)
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Vladimir Putin is wearing a bear your argument is invalid
(Vladimir Putin)
He was also recently seen atop a snack cracker (via So Much Pun)
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