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I can’t explain any of this, but that doesn’t stop me from loving every minute of it!


Click through to read Bill tackle even more SCIENCE QUANDARIES!
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OMG, why did I spend all those hours pretending to pay attention in science classes when I could have just tuned in to Bill O’Reilly and gotten all the answers about everything in under two minutes? I HAVE WASTED MY LIFE!
When you can’t actually report news like it’s your, you know, job, the second best option is usually to harass an Oompa-Loompa at her book signing.
What I find most amusing is not that Mr. Watters approached Snooki but that the show actually aired the footage. What goal were they hoping to accomplish by showing their own producer harassing Ms. Polizzi? Did these people skip a day in journalism school? A whole semester? Did they even get accepted?
Via: The Daily What

Show me on the bear where I can touch you.
(Bill O’Reilly)

Breaking News – Bill O’Reilly introducing new “Real American” Pedobear after it was discovered the brown Pedobear was here illegally
(Bill O’Reilly)
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