
Looking for handouts, eh? Oh wait…
(His sign reads: “Hello my name is Constable Martell. If you’re on your cell phone right now, you are about to get a ticket.”)
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Looking for handouts, eh? Oh wait…
(His sign reads: “Hello my name is Constable Martell. If you’re on your cell phone right now, you are about to get a ticket.”)
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See internet teenagers? Some people, like this Chinese gangster who lost his mobile phone, lead interesting enough lives that they don’t have to wash every photo in that faux-vintage filter on Instagram. Let this be an inspiration to you. Now stop taking pictures of plastic bags and your vinyl collections and start extorting Yuan from small business owners.
Check out more of this bizarre glimpse into China’s organized crime scene here!
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CONFERENCE CALL
WITH *BOTH* WIVES
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“THE ARRIVAL OF A SNIPPIT (sic) OF TRIVIAL TEXT HOLDS THE PROMISE OF UNIMAGINED PLEASURE”
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Not now. Can’t you see I’m playing “Angry Birds?
(Sarah Palin)
She loves that game:

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TALKING INTO TWO PHONES WITH A CIGARETTE ANTENNA
Your argument is invalid.
(Soldier)
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Mr. McCain, this is Verizon Wireless. We’ve been trying to reach you for the last 25 years to let you know you qualify for an upgrade.
(John McCain)
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