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I Don’t See It

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 04 May 2012 15:00:00 +0000

Breaking News – Beijing – First live Magic Eye picture (it’s a Unicorn)

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Damn it Feels Good to Be a Triad

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:00:00 +0000

See internet teenagers? Some people, like this Chinese gangster who lost his mobile phone, lead interesting enough lives that they don’t have to wash every photo in that faux-vintage filter on Instagram. Let this be an inspiration to you. Now stop taking pictures of plastic bags and your vinyl collections and start extorting Yuan from small business owners.

Check out more of this bizarre glimpse into China’s organized crime scene here!

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Via: Pics from a Chinese gangsters phone on Imgur

Here’s the Snore-y

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 13:00:00 +0000

The Lazy Bunch

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I’ll Say.

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

IMPROVING RELATIONS WITH CHINA

(Barack Obama)

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How Far We Haven’t Come

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Yes, this is a real advertisement for Michigan Representative Pete Hoekstra that really aired during the Super Bowl in Michigan.

… yep, and that’s a real Chinese-American actress who agreed to speak in an ungrammatical ching-chong accent while riding a bicycle with a straw hat. What year is this? Is there a new Charlie Chan movie coming out or something?

Hot Potato

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:00:00 +0000

I love this game at parties!

How Do You Say ‘Hipsters” in Mandarin?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

We censored the internet
before it was cool

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Decidedly Less Smoggy

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Yao Ming gets roasted by Chinese government… every joke is a version of “How’s the air up there?”

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The Unholy Terror of Slides

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

This slide must have been particularly horrifying or else I don’t know what justified her in letting out that kind of a noise.

Questionable Moments in Advertising

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:00:00 +0000

China Times, an “authentic Chinese cuisine” restaurant in Dubai commissioned these advertisements, which boast that their food “brings out the Chinese in everyone.”

Maybe a better tagline might be, “brings out extremely uncomfortable feelings in everyone.”

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Via: Ads of the World

Break Stuff

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:00:04 +0000

Tired of people stealing emergency hammers meant for breaking glass in the event of an accident, the Harbin Public Transport Company in Heilongjiang, China has resorted to equipping their vehicles with emergency bricks.

The bricks are stowed under a back seat and one under the driver’s seat. So far, 300 buses out Harbin’s fleet of 700 are making use of this old-school safety device. No word yet on whether or not the bricks were donated from the people of Oz or just painted that way.

Check out more interesting improvisations at There, I Fixed it!

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Via: Inventor Spot

US Ambassador to China John Huntsman’s Secret Chinese Conversations Decoded

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:30:00 +0000

There’s been some debate as to whether former US Ambassador to China and current GOP candidate John Huntsman actually speaks Mandarin Chinese or not. Well we’ve uncovered the shocking truth…

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(LOLJK, here’s what he’s really saying:)

European Economic Crisis Made Simple

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:00:00 +0000

Via Reddit

A Little Help From My Friends

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:00:20 +0000

Chinese artist and protester Ai WeiWei, who was recently jailed for 81 days without any charges, has received over $800,000 in donations from people to help him pay a tax bill of $2.4 million. Mr. Ai has claimed the tax bill is government harassment and the donation represent the people’s feelings about how the government has treated him. So far, 18,829 people have donated to his cause after it was announced via social media. Meanwhile, a state-run newspaper suggested that Mr. Ai be charged with “illegal fundraising,” and internet search terms relating to donations have been censored. Mr. Ai is thanking donors by sending them porcelain sunflower seeds which were a part of his London art installation at Tate Modern.

A report by “Euronews”:

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Via: The Washington Post

American Mega-Chain Squashes Chinese Small Business Owner’s Attempt at Capitalism

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Well… not quite, but Kentucky Fried Chicken has taken legal action against three college students in Beijing who opened a restaurant featuring Barack Obama drawn as their iconic Colonel Sanders logo. KFC came under fire last year for sponsoring an Australian advertisement which featured a white man pacifying rowdy black cricket fans with fried chicken. While the Australian commercial was thought to reinforce a racial stereotype, this store seemed to really only remind us that all good internet content comes from China.

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Via: Metro.co.uk

Irony the Beautiful

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:30:00 +0000

Or maybe it was on purpose as one big celestial IN-YOUR-FACE.

Via The BBC

Proven Geography Skills

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 21:00:20 +0000

Video editors on Rick Perry’s campaign should really get their Asian countries straight when subliminally associating Barack Obama with China. Last time I checked, Japan was not the big bad face of job outsourcing and human rights violations that presidents don’t want to be viewed as supporting.

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Waxing and Waning

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:00:33 +0000

LOL India looks like a Pokeball!! Doesn’t it? Am I missing the point?

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Via: The Economist

HO HO HO

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:00:30 +0000

Tell Me Another One Joe

(Joe Biden)

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Fill in the Blanks

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 15:00:44 +0000

Breaking News – Size of thing cracks up Biden.

(Joe Biden)

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This Guy!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 03:00:12 +0000

who has two tumbs and f$%ks things up for the president

(Joe Biden)

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The Biden Effect

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:00:38 +0000

Obviously he taught them a thing or two about how they play basketball back in Scranton.

Check out what else is happening in the world of sports fails!

Love and Kisses

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:00:42 +0000

Dear China:
I checked with Mr. Bernanke and yes, you are right. All our monies are belong to you.
Love and kisses;
Barry

(Barack Obama)

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Cheezburger Network — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 22:00:13 +0000

We here at Cheezburger are proud to announce that we are in no way subversive to the Chinese government! Prolly cuz kittehz r nawt politikul! Now let’s try PK…

AWWWW YEEAAHHHHHHHH TOTAL POLITICAL BLOGGER CRED.

Test whatever you want at GreatFirewallofChina.org!

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Via: ASB

And So the Hunt Began

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 23:00:44 +0000

Whoever is the ass who knocked over my applebasket, I swear to God, you’re not making it out alive.

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“Most Expensive” Means “Best”

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 22:30:38 +0000

The Economist’s Daily Chart from yesterday. God why is this country so amazing at EVERYTHING? Also, why is The Economist so bad at coloring their graphs? They start with neutrals at the top and then make a totally unnatural spectrum shift to cool colors at Brazil. Just because you’re a smart people magazine doesn’t mean you don’t have to worry about your appearance. Call it shallow, but that’s just how it is.

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Via: The Economist

My Little Jintao

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:00:18 +0000

When we own America,
I want a pony.

(Hu Jintao)

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Happiness is a Rogue State of Mind

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:00:53 +0000

Via The International Business Times:

A Chinese media, Chaoxian.com.cn, reported on Thursday that North Korea’s Chosun Central TV recently released the survey result of a ‘Happiness Index (Gross National Happiness) of each nation,’ which was conducted in North Korea.
According to the index, the happiest country in the world is China and North Korea is ranked no. 2. Interestingly, South Korea is ranked No.152 and the U.S. ranks last at No.203.

The Top 5 Happiest Countries are:
5. Venezuela
4. Iran
3. Cuba
2. North Korea
1. China

Can’t argue with this study, the U.S. looks like a really unpleasant place!

Via The World is Round

Architectural Marvel

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:00:58 +0000

THOSE CRAZY CHINESE
Always out building their walls

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Bumper to Bumper

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 22:00:38 +0000

A man makes a brilliant artistic statement on traffic conditions in China.

… OK so he might just be insane, but I don’t speak Chinese so I made up my own back story.

Nobody’s Getting Birded, OK?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:30:18 +0000

According to this Chinese mouse pad, Chairman Obama has no avian intentions on any of you.

Lost in Translation? Check out more at Engrish Funny!

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Via: Reddit

Try for the Daily Double

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:00:08 +0000

Do you know who these people are? Tell us in the comments!

I’ll take “Human Rights” for $400, Alex
Sonofa….

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White Powders Make People Crazy

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:00:58 +0000

Fears over radiation leakage from Japan’s Fukushima nuclear facility sparked a run on iodized salt in China. Taking iodine pills before or during radiation exposure can protect you from developing thyroid cancer.

However, according to NPR:

You’d have to consume 3 1/2 pounds of iodized salt to obtain the 130 milligrams of iodine that’s contained in a single tablet of potassium iodide for use in a radiation emergency, according to the Salt Institute.

3 1/2 pounds of salt? Nothing to worry about over here in the US of A, then. I’m going to Chick-A-Fila.

What’s Chinese for ‘Fear Mongering?”

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:00:49 +0000

Commercial by Citizens Against Government Waste.

Watch out America, someday the Chinese will be laughing at our downfall! AND THEY HAVE FANCIER iPADS!!!1

Political Cartoon: Made in the U.S. of A!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 23:00:19 +0000

Do you know who the author of this cartoon is? Let us know in the comments!

Peking Duckfarts

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Going to Duckfarts
Chinese school of witchcraft and wizardry 17 3/4
They start early there.

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CCTV Passes Off Top Gun As PLA

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 22:00:06 +0000

Left: CCTV exercise video – Right: Top Gun scenes via Yahoo! Movies

From Urbanatomy:

A few days ago the state-run TV channel used film they said was taken at a Jan. 23 air force exercise, but someone online pointed out that the supposed Chinese airplane in the video was actually an American model. Oopsies… Then the internet started working its magic: People put the stills together and, well, what aired on CCTV is identical to stills from Top Gun.

Source: urbanatomy

No Jobs For You

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 21:00:43 +0000

Jobs are on the way to China.
(Meg Whitman)

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Chinese Communist Party: Beat It!!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:00:57 +0000

It is time for dance in China. It is all good!