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It… it Couldn’t be Patrick Swayze, Huh Lord?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:00:00 +0000

Not the “Ghost” remake we where hoping for.
-Kim Jong-il

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PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 03:00:00 +0000

PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF showing that when you die, you exit via the gift shop.
-Kim Jong-il

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SUBTLETY

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

SUBTLETY an unknown concept for Stalinist dictators.
-Kim Jong-il

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We’ll Let You Back Inside Once You Learn to Use the Litterbox

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 04:00:00 +0000

NO BAD KIM JONG IL STAY OUTSIDE! SHH!

(Kim Jong-Il)

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Gaddafi According to the Media

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 21:00:08 +0000

404 Error IRL

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 19:35:02 +0000

(Ben Ali, former President of the Tunisian Republic)

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All Seven Dwarves to be Played by Medvedev

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 14:00:00 +0000

Just Whistle While You Dictate

(Vladimir Putin)

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Will Be Great North Korean Cinematic Success!

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 20:00:25 +0000

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Breaking News – Behind the scenes of the new North Korean film “The Anti-Social Network”
(Kim Jong-Il)

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Time For Some Of That Green Cave Candy

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 21:00:42 +0000

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I’m hungry. Time for a snack.
(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)

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INDUSTRIAL STAGNATION

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:00:06 +0000

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Industrial stagnation. What happens when you starve all your workers to death.
(Kim Jong-Il)

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Make It So!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:00:22 +0000

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Now this simulation , Dear Leader, is to show what our docks would look like if we had supply ships full of food.
(Kim Jong-Il)

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I Could Derp Either Way

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 13:00:14 +0000

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I could derp either way
(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)

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I Think He’s Starting To Get It!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 17:00:11 +0000

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Maybe amber waves of grain really aren’t such a bad thing…
(Kim Jong-Il)

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My Bad…

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 13:00:18 +0000

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Mel Gibson going on another rant.. No…Wait….my Bad.
(Sadaam Hussein)

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I Must Have Complete Silence If I Am To Save This World

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 20:00:58 +0000

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Ok that’s it, if one more cell phone goes off in here I’m going to murd— uh, ask you to leave…
(Hugo Chavez)

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MICROMANAGEMENT

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:00:08 +0000

MICROMANAGEMENT
Extends even to the production of the jellybeans in North Korea

(Kim Jong-Il)

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Latest invention

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:00:14 +0000

Latest invention — Indoor Plumbing

(Kim Jong-Il)

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ANNOYING LITTLE BASTARD CLUB

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:00:44 +0000

ANNOYING LITTLE BASTARD CLUB
Full-fledged member for life

(Kim Jong-Il)

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Everybody look under your seats!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:00:47 +0000

Everybody look under your seats! You’ll find the keys to a brand new car bomb!

(Muammar al-Gaddafi)

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HEROS OF IRAN

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 26 May 2010 11:00:18 +0000

HEROS OF IRAN
OPENLY DEFYING A DICTATOR TAKES THE COURAGE OF A LION AND THE WILLPOWER OF A WOMAN

(Iranian protesters)

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Breaking News – Kim Jong Il

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:00:47 +0000

Breaking News – Kim Jong Il gets caught by Chris Hansen in Arkansas on To Catch A Predator. More at 5:30.

(Kim Jong-Il)

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Mmmm, yeah…

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:00:30 +0000

Mmmm, yeah… …I’d hit it.

(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)

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This is the People’s Cracker.

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:00:35 +0000

This is the People’s Cracker. The Capitalist’s Cracker of Oppression shall not sully our Bright Snack-time of the Future.

(Kim Jong-Il)

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I’ll be

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:00:59 +0000

I’ll be Havana piece of that

(Fidel Castro)

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Lolrus Nooz

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:00:39 +0000

Lolrus Nooz – Kim Jong-il haz all of mah buckits

(Kim Jong-Il)

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FRIENDSHIP

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:00:38 +0000

FRIENDSHIP
Finding someone just as crazy as you

(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and Hugo Chavez)

He’s been cheating on you, Hugo.

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You sneak the uranium in and keep the inspectors out

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:00:55 +0000

You sneak the uranium in and keep the inspectors out claim it’s to make energy and watch them run about You do the hokey pokey…

(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)

That boy ain’t right.

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The HANDSOME DICTATOR

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:00:38 +0000

The HANDSOME (Adjective) DICTATOR (Noun) sat in his AWESOME (Adjective) chair, as he COMPLETED (Verb) the BLANKS (Noun) to his own MADLIBS (Noun).

(Josef Stalin)

He’s a very silly man, isn’t he?

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You never want to be

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:00:51 +0000

You never want to be the first one to stop smiling.

(Kim Jong-Il)

He’ll be the first.

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Who is that homeless dude?

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:00:38 +0000

have to protect wallet…

(Nicolas Sarkozy and Muammar Al-Gaddafi)

He already got his.

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You sunk

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:16 +0000

You sunk my battleship!

(Fidel Castro)

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Crap!

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:00:31 +0000

Crap! That homeless guy is following me again.

(Vladimir Putin and Muammar Al-Gaddafi)

He’s not any better dressed up.

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Hard drive

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:00:07 +0000

^ Hard drive is very fragmented. Begin defragmenting process now?

(Muamma Al-Gaddafi)

You should see who he calls for Tech Support!

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FREEDOM

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:00:56 +0000

FREEDOM
Never valued more than by those who have been victims of an oppressive dictatorship

(Euna Lee and Lisa Ling)

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Oddly-dressed, poorly-groomed, ranting from little bits of paper

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:00:45 +0000

Oddly-dressed, poorly-groomed, ranting from little bits of paper… Your basic street lunatic by another name.

(Muammar Al-Gaddafi)

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I’m about this

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:00:00 +0000

I’m about this crazy, maybe more.

(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)

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Must… keep… smiling…

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:00:24 +0000

Must… keep… smiling… even though a batshit crazy racist murdering dictator is sitting right behind me.
DIPLOMACY

(Queen Elizabeth II and Robert Mugabe)

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If you’re Crazy

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:00:51 +0000

If you’re crazy and you know it….

(Kim Jong-Il)

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“Happiest Place on Earth”

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:00:27 +0000

“Happiest Place on Earth” status temporarily suspended.

(Kim Jong-Il)

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Kim Jong Il has ordered his guards

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 13:00:06 +0000

Kim Jong Il has ordered his guards not to walk on his lawn

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Vladurday – No, no, you want “evil”.

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:00:11 +0000

No, no, you want “evil”. What you’ve got is “batshit crazy”. Not same thing.

(Kim Jong-Il, Vladimir Putin)

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Just smile and laugh

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:00:51 +0000

Just smile and laugh
And maybe he won’t kill us

(Kim Jong-Il)

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SPECIAL

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:00:46 +0000

SPECIAL
When you think threatening to nuke Hawaii is going to make the Hawaiian-born President go easy on you.

(Kim Jong-Il)

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This would all be so much easier

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:00:08 +0000

This would all be so much easier is I was wearing that hat.

(Vladimir Putin)

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I said we would have an election.

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:00:30 +0000

I said we would have an election. I never said anything about democracy.

(Ayatollah Ali Khamenei)

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I reject your reality!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:00:37 +0000

I reject your reality! And substitute my own!

(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)

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number of votes

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:00:08 +0000

number of votes I really got

(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)

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PLAYDATES

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:00:47 +0000

PLAYDATES
Even megalomaniacs need friends.

(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and Vladimir Putin)

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DICTATORSHIP

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:00:49 +0000

DICTATORSHIP
Also comes with a ludicrous fashion sense.

(Silvio Berlusconi and Muammar Al-Gaddafi)

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Um sir?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:00:51 +0000

Um sir? That is not a walker.

(Kim Jong-Il)

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