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Dog Calling Dub

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

HELLO
YES, THIS IS DUB

(George W. Bush)

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mcmagiccracker

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Language of the Union

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Canada’s National Post made this interesting chart of the frequency of words used in Barack Obama’s SotU Addresses, compared with those delivered by George W. Bush.

Click the image to see the full-size PDF!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: National Post

President Morgan

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Got a little President in you?

(George W. Bush)

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mcmagiccracker

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War in Iraq Ends

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Today the Iraq War was officially declared over by Defense Secretary Leon Panetta. The $800 billion war began on March 30, 2003 and cost the lives of 4,500 Americans and more than 100,000 Iraqis. At the closing ceremony, Secretary Panetta told the troops, “you will leave with great pride — lasting pride, secure in knowing that your sacrifice has helped the Iraqi people to cast tyranny aside and to offer hope for prosperity and peace to this country’s future generations.”

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Via: Time Magazine

Another Bush War

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:00:00 +0000

ANOTHER BUSH WAR. THE BUSHES ARE WINNING.

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WilliamKeckler

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Rewriting 2011

Cheezu — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:03:48 +0000

Sean Hannity rewrites history to give credit for the death of Osama Bin Laden to former President George W. Bush instead of Barack Obama. Because President Obama really didn’t want to kill him, which is why he ordered that Navy SEALs operation. Makes perfect sense.

Thanksgiving Miracles

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 17:30:00 +0000

Pardoning turkeys was only the beginning… Watch our presidents perform a real I Can Has Cheezburger Thanksgiving Miracle with their Commander-in-Chief Magic. Water into wine, turkeys into cats, it’s all somehow so Biblical.
Click President Reagan Above to Check it Out!

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10 Babies Ready to Rock-a-Bye the Vote on Election Day

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:30:26 +0000

Visit our friends at The FW to see the entire list of politically-minded babies!

Banksy Didn’t Even See This One Coming

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Not Since College

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 03:00:00 +0000

“Never have I had so much fun with four guys in skirts”

(George W. Bush)

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Nightowl79

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The Prophet Muhammad

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 00:00:33 +0000

Muhammad Ali predicts the future.

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis.

Apparently Not a Target

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:00:36 +0000

you’re on your own laura

(Laura Bush, George W. Bush, Michelle Obama, Barack Obama)

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JohnnyRizzo

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Heh, “Shovify”

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:00:29 +0000

You want me to shovify this football WHERE?

(George W. Bush)

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bajio6401

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Bush Vs. Obama: Vacation Showdown

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:00:20 +0000

Hope everyone got to take a Bush-sized vaycay this summer!

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Presidential Pets

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 22:00:41 +0000

Whitehouse.gov released some neat galleries of pets owned by presidents. Take a look!

Clandestine Cops

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:00:32 +0000

No, the Secret Service doesn’t care if they photobomb you. Also, don’t use the word “photobomb” around them.

Much Ado About Phallic Food

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:30:56 +0000

Michele Bachmann: So unoriginal.

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Patrol on Down to Taco Bell

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:00:35 +0000

Hey do you guys remember that old Taco Bell slogan, “Run For The Border”? Heh!

(George W. Bush)

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Cranky_Old_Man

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He Certainly Made Me Bang My Head (On the Desk)

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:00:50 +0000

George Bush Metal president or metallest president

(George W. Bush)

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TonyCapa

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Brought to You By Mike Huckabee

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 22:00:24 +0000

“Malicious Oversimplification…” is that a thing?

There’s Yer Culprit

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:00:34 +0000

Oh look, this debt chart has Reagan, Bush Sr. Clinton, Bush Jr., Obama, along with ALL the presidents that came before them, so now we can blame ANYBODY for the economy. Personally, I blame James K. Polk. Damn westward expansion, what did we ever get out of it?

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Via: NY Times

The Price of New Policies: Bush Vs. Obama

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:00:47 +0000

War and tax cuts named after yourself are so expensive.

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Via: The New York Times

Let it All Out

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:00:11 +0000

Damn… Waited eight yearz to unbutton thiz…

(George W. Bush)

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enuthead

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Sucks

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:00:49 +0000

UHH
This lollypop taste kinda funny

(George W. Bush)

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RammahPsykoid

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Irony

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:00:25 +0000

In Tomorrow’s Science Today: Fox News just released a Computer Aging Software Image to show what Jon Stewart will look like in 30 years.

(Jon Stewart)

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artfulburger

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New Google Image Search Can’t Tell the Difference Between Obama and Bush

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 01:50:27 +0000

Yesterday, Google announced a “search by image” feature, wherein a user can simply drag an image into the search bar and be taken to a page with “visually similar images.” Apparently, however, the search still suffers from a few kinks. Take the above screenshot, for example, which shows that a search on an image of Barack Obama brings up more than a few images of George W. Bush.

In all fairness to the technology, it’s likely this comical error can be blamed on the similar “presidential color schemes” found in photos of both Obama and Bush. Red, white, and blue: WHOOOO! GO USA!!!

Still… we all kind of knew it, didn’t we? Obama and Bush are the same person, and this whole image search thing just proves what we’ve known all along…

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Via: Technolog

MLB Suspected of Presidential Foul Play

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 May 2011 21:30:06 +0000

One of the only circumstances in which a reach-around in front of the president is appropriate.

Check out more athletic hilarity at Up Next In Sports!

The Library of Crayola

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 14 May 2011 03:00:54 +0000

LOOK, I KNOW ALL THE OTHER PRESIDENTS HAVE “LIBRARIES”, BUT THE FACT IS, WE MADE IT A “PRESIDENTIAL CENTER” FOR A REASON. WE COULDN’T FIND ENOUGH COLORING BOOKS TO FILL 56,000 SQUARE FEET.

(George W. Bush)

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mikenewman

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Stomach-Turning News

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 May 2011 11:00:46 +0000

Obama got Osama?!? I think I just threw up in my mouth.

(George W. Bush)

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You Like Me, You Really Like Me?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 May 2011 20:00:52 +0000

Infographic via The National Journal that shows presidential accomplishments in foreign policy and how they affected approval ratings. According to The New York Times, President Obama’s approval rating has jumped 11% to 57%, up from 46% in the last poll. Interesting to see that former President Bush received more of a bump from capturing Saddam Hussein.

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Via: National Journal

I Wish I’d Been a Girlie, Just Like My Dear Papa

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 19:00:35 +0000

I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok I sleep all night and work all day

(George W. Bush)

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Vieshnu

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Cheezburger Network — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 23:30:00 +0000

Facebook: Good for history lessons and for lulz in general.

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Supersporkness

He Does Have That Tell-Tale, Mischievous Wink

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:00:00 +0000

WINDBREAKER
Sometimes you wear one. Sometimes you are one.

(George W. Bush)

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You Know the Way I Like It

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:00:00 +0000

TOUCH ME MORE

(George W. Bush)

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Arianak

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ROFL

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 21:00:00 +0000

ROFL because sometimes LOL just doesn’t do it.
(George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton)

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In Green We Trust

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 14:00:00 +0000

Bush holds up a page from the Republican bible.
(George W. Bush)

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Gimme Uh, Gimme Ape Tit For 200 Alex…

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 02:00:43 +0000

Alex, my buzzer. Itz not working.
(George W. Bush)

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It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 22:30:08 +0000

Via reddit

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 18:00:31 +0000

According to his new memoir “Decision Points”, former president George W. Bush recalls Kanye West’s ad lib insult as the low point of his presidency.

For real?

Via NY Mag

Here’s what Bush had to say in an interview with Matt Lauer:

Lauer: “You say you told Laura at the time it was the worst moment of your Presidency?”
Bush: “Yes. My record was strong I felt when it came to race relations and giving people a chance. And it was a disgusting moment.”
Lauer: “I wonder if some people are going to read that, now that you’ve written it, and they might give you some heat for that. And the reason is this — “
Bush [interrupting]: “Don’t care.”
Lauer: “Well, here’s the reason. You’re not saying that the worst moment in you’re Presidency was watching the misery in Louisiana. You’re saying it was when someone insulted you because of that.”
Bush: “No, and I also make it clear that the misery in Louisiana affected me deeply as well. There’s a lot of tough moments in the book. And it was a disgusting moment, pure and simple.”

Just sayin’…