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Eastern Promises, Southwest Suckers

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:00:13 +0000

Former Arizona candidate for governor Cary Dolago sold his house and other wordly positions and set off for the Ukraine last spring thinking he was to marry a woman named Yulia he met online. Long story short, she never showed up. With his U.S. bank account frozen and (apparently) no way of contacting anyone for help he ended up homeless on the street in the small town of Chernivtsi. Social workers found him a week ago acting strangely and suffering from pneumonia and took him to a hospital.

The woman believed to be Yulia has since come forward and paid Dolago a visit to offer her sympathy. She maintains that her profile on the dating site was hacked by someone who charged Dolago per e-mail. As of this time the U.S. embassy has been contacted and it sounds like he will be on his way home a single man. Delago ran for governor of Arizona just last year.

Internet dating sites that charge you per e-mail… no red flags there! Hope he gets home safely.

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Via: The Washington Post

Wedinated

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 May 2011 19:30:53 +0000

According to the New York Times, former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver are “amicably” separating after 25 years of marriage. I have to admit, it’s sad to see the demise of a relationship so unlikely you just had to root for it. But, I guess this means Conan’s back on the market! Ladies?!

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Via: NYT

I’m Now Imagining Norma Rae Holding a Sign That Reads “ONION!”

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Read my lips: No More Onions!
Sir … Sir that’s unions

(Scott Walker)

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Look How Adorable He Is!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Honey I shrunk the Governator
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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That’s What She Said

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 19:00:35 +0000

During a live television debate for governor of New Mexico, current lieutenant governor Diane Denish experiences a little slip of the tongue while airing a laundry list of complaints against her opponent Susanna Martinez.

Flawless TWSS Victory!

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Jimmy McMillan: The Rent Is Too Damn High

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

If you think karate is awesome, hate paying too damn much for rent, and feel disgraced whenever you hear the imaginary growl of a child’s stomach, then Jimmy McMillan is your man.

Founder of the “Rent is Too Damn High” Party and a certified karate master, Jimmy wants everyone to know that it’ll be politics as usual if he’s elected governor, except that he will make sure everyone’s rent gets paid and has food on the table.

Sounds pretty reasonable, I guess. Well, besides the whole wearing-gloves-inside and “karate man” thing. And his offer to marry people to shoes. Now that’s just weird.

Via The Daily What