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From user instructor29: “These books were actually together on the new books shelf of our local community library. Maybe someone has a sense of humor?”

Scary!

SPAAAACEEEE

More bookstore shenanigans! Thanks to user Ruthlessrissa!

Thanks to user twilight_girl53!

It’s simple, really, numbers are worth less in Florida. That’s why they need more of them. Thanks to user Tom!

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Fly Fly Away

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

BROOM BROOM ! – Finally korean peasant works kinks out in flying broom. Now able to escape for freedom.

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buttcrack

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You Just Heard Wrong

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

I swear to you, I only said, “I hate creamed young eel!”

(Kim Jong-Un)

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TuckerBentley

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Unwilling Dictator

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Why does this look like they’re trying to keep him from running away?

(Kim Jong-Un)

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LizzieJoBob

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Much Better Than Soap

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Tears of the masses.. Cleanse my bloody hands.

(Kim Jong-Un)

LoL by: Kyle anderson

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Still Looking for Corporate Sponsorship

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

North Korea F.C

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dezz101

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The Austere Nobility of Grief

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

LOUDSPEAKERS
“IN CASE YOU WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION, THIS IS WHO DIED”
“IN CASE YOU WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION, THIS IS WHO DIED”
“IN CASE YOU WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION, THIS IS WHO DIED”

(Kim Jong-Il)

LoL by:

mikenewman

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The Last Food in North Korea

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

NO! YOU CANNOT EAT HIM!

(Kim Jong-Un)

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simception

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Birthday Boy

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:00:00 +0000

Prodigal son and current leader of North Korea Kim Jong-Un turned who-knows-what-age yesterday, Jan. 8! Now let’s all watch him ride a horse while the military raises the roof. North Korea, always a party!

Too Salty

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Breaking News – Great Leader feed nation with soup of hand

(Kim Jong-Un)

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TuckerBentley

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Friday Picspam: Cheesy Poof Proletariat

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

The inevitable comparison.

Sure, I’d vote for them! Thanks to user manutebol!

Newt’s version of the “Why Can’t I Hold All These Limes?” meme.

Why don’t you stay awhile? Thanks user randomlag!

But it’s fun to stay there!

Can’t type, patriotic tears streaming down face.

Totally Looks Like.

Yup.

Via F-No Rick Santorum

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OCD in the DMZ

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

I Insist
On Symmetry

(Kim Jong-Un)

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wittypirate

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Operation Dessert Storm

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

WE HAD TO INVADE SOUTH KOREA
BUT HERE’S THE DESSERT YOU ORDERED

(Kim Jong-Un)

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Dream Date

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Bachelor number two, are you fun loving?

(Kim Jong-Un)

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Imigrant

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The Tears of a Nation

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:00:00 +0000

It’s true. Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce and North Korea is the only country that cares.

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How’s the Weather Up There?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000

The Telegraph has a fascinating article about a really really tall guy spotted at Kim Jong-il’s funeral, thought to be 7’8″ basketball player Ri Myung Hun. Great, as if the North Korean military couldn’t get any more frightening.

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Hangry, Maybe?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

I’m so sad, I don’t think I can eat right now…
Wait, is that filet I smell?

(Kim Jong-Un)

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emememaker73

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That’s a Big Fridge

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

FRIDGE MAGNET
now available in handy hearse size

(Kim Jong-il)

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pegsterrific

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In a Series of Tubes

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

So THIS is where my father kept all the internets?

(Kim Jong-Un)

LoL by:

DJAussie

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It’s only 10:31!!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

What do you mean McDonald’s breakfast has ended?

LoL by:

MovieHead

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This is No Place For You

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

50 Points If You Spot The Lost Businessman

(Kim Jong-Il)

LoL by:

yuioppoiuy

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Storm the DMZ!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

We Ran Out of Pie

(Kim Jong-Un)

LoL by: LTWLTY

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You’re On Your Own

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Our leader is gone. Who will help us fight The Evil Glitter Unicorns of the West now?

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WilliamKeckler

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The Funeral Event of the Decade

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Needless to say, attendance was mandatory, hysterics were encouraged.

First Thing’s First

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Which button blows up the world?

(Kim Jong-Un)

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Greybeard55

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Friday Picspam: Oh Holy Checking Account

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

OK despite this lead picture the majority of this is gonna be Kim Jong-Il jokes. Just a warning.

Oh, so that’s how it happened.

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This is true.

Metal Gear SOPA

Not Bad!

Aww.

Wat.

Pour one out.

LOL ESPN.

Questionable Moments in Advertising Part 2

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

South African chicken restaurant chain Nando’s attempt to capitalize on the death of Kim Jong-il comes across as a pathetic grab for attention.

Though, this isn’t the first time they’ve tried to use current events to sell drumsticks:

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Via: The Daily What

Life Goals

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Outlive the Great Leader. Let’s see what’s next on my bucket list?

LoL by:

Greybeard55

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Up Up and Away

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 18:05:00 +0000

Via The Telegraph:

North Korean defectors who live in South Korea prepare to fly balloons carrying anti-North Korea leaflets near the demilitarised zone which separates the two countries. The slogans on the balloons read “Liberate North Korean compatriots”, “Terminate three generations of hereditary power transfer”, “Go to hell, Kim Jong-il”, “No condolence call for devil” and “North Koreans, rise up”.

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Via: In Other News

Make a Rhyme or Do the Time

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

FAKE THE TEARS OF DO PRISON YEARS
Whahh
over actors

LoL by:

buttcrack

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Something to Really Cry About

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 04:00:00 +0000

GODZILLA
he’s still not gonna die

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Drop That Il Bass

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 01:00:51 +0000

I’m telling you, the guy was great at parties.

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Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Kim Jong Il Dropping the Bass

Ohai Burr Meets Dear Leader

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:10:00 +0000

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Bonus:

Ohai Burr!

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A DMZ Fairytale

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

NO I WILL NEVER STOP POSTING KJI THINGS.

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No Rest for the Wicked

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

My work here is done Now let’s trash hell

(Kim Jong-Il)

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MajorNanosuit

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Upgrade!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:00:00 +0000

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North Koreans React to the News

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:00:00 +0000

Geeze comrades, pull it together!

Goes Great Over Your Mantle

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Well, you can’t say it isn’t a conversation starter.

I’m really gonna miss the old days in North Korea…

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Bitter Disappointments

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:00:00 +0000

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Via: Omnomnominator

North Koreans React to the Death of Kim Jong-Il

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:45:00 +0000

Well… I honestly have nothing to say about that.

(Kim Jong-Il)

Forever Jong

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:15:00 +0000

LIVE FAST DIE JONG

(Kim Jong-Il)

Kim Jong-Il Dead at 69

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:30:46 +0000

North Korea has just reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Il died of of a heart attack on Saturday. His son Kim Jong-Un is expected to assume control of government. Kim Jong-Il had ruled North Korea since 1993.

… 2011 was not a good year for dictators.

UPDATE: Here is a news anchor tearfully reporting on his death from North Korean state TV.

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Via: Wall Street Journal