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Slow Moos Day

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 25 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

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Via: Boston.com

You Have the Right To Remain Awkward

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 25 May 2012 11:00:00 +0000

“So,uhhhh…. subvert here often?”

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RevPaul

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Next Comes Finger Waving

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 21 May 2012 19:00:00 +0000

ARMS CROSSED
A little higher on the threat meter than hands in pockets

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shanebc01

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Endangered and Dangerous

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 20 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

PANDAS
they go bad in time

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piperh1

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Cassette Tapes Will Prevail!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Long forgotten, The Rhythm Nation still waits for Janet Jackson to lead them

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Equinoqs

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Tough Neighborhood

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:00:00 +0000

Turn around, kid
Your mom said you’re only allowed to ride to the end of the block

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PrincessWordplay

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Cheap Shots

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 May 2012 18:00:00 +0000

That’s just not fair, man.

+1 Smack Talk

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:00:00 +0000

PWNED IN VERBAL COMBAT

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IcanhasDman

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You’ll Still Pick Me up After The Protest Though, Right?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Mum, I can’t let you through. What would all the guys say?

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DJAussie

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Pucker Up!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 03:00:00 +0000

NOBODY GETS PAST THE LOUISIANA STATE POLICE… WITHOUT A KISS!

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FeoAmante

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I Know You All Want to Help, But I Don’t Want to Waste Your Time

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Is all that armor really necessary? I only reported a missing kitten!

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Nightowl79

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To The Gulag With You!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:00:00 +0000

IN RUSSIA, POLICE PROTEST YOU

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WilliamKeckler

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Grand Larson-y

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000

In case you’re not seeing it, look to the Far Side of the picture.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Redditor samanthakm9

Darn Freeloaders

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Looking for handouts, eh? Oh wait…

(His sign reads: “Hello my name is Constable Martell. If you’re on your cell phone right now, you are about to get a ticket.”)

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Rough Saturday Nights

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 13:00:00 +0000

THIS IS WHY
I SHOULDNT DRINK

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davej33

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Murrandurr Rights

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 11:00:00 +0000

You have the right to remain stupid. Anything you say will probably be stupid.

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Greybeard55

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I Hope Nobody Takes Our Picture

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:00:00 +0000

I thought theses blow up dolls were supposed to be shipped in discreet packaging

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beckysdad

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Take That!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Attention Street Performers

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Don’t do the Mime
if you can’t do the time.

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Funniest Case Scenarios

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Police at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo, Japan staged an animal escape drill in which they subdued a papier mâché rhino with sticks and darts. Also note the lifelike details on the rhino, such as movable ears and… eye shadow?

Uncompromising Truths

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

THE ONLY GOOD MIME, IS A DEAD MIME!

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jimbooo

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He Took the Bait All Right

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

MILK AND COOKIES! WHERE’S MY MILK AND COOKIES?! THERE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MILK AND COOKIES!!

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-FP-Camo

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Finally Got Him

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:00:00 +0000

You are under arrest
For repeatedly breaking and entering

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xercon

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Because We Can See You

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:00:00 +0000

UNDERCOVER FAIL

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buttcrack

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Zero Tolerance

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:00:00 +0000

WHY DID YOU PISS THAT POLE? FEETS ON THE WALL!!

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Mistaken Dogdentity

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Dammit!I’m a “terrier” NOT a terrorist!

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SpikeDawg

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Chewtoy Caper

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Where are the pigs ears sir?

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clxxxiv

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Day of the Tent Monsters

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Tragic victims of nuclear fallout in Australia have become tent-human hybrids.

The Evolution of Riot Gear

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Click the image to see the full graphic!

Couture by The Man, Fall/Winter 2012

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The New York Times

Crime Fiction

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

SEEMS LEGIT
We’re looking for a cat burglar, not two movie stars

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TuckerBentley

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VULCANS

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

VULCANS
Even after hours of using his superior logic and reasoning skills to convince the police that they are being used as pawns for the wealthy establishment our Vulcan friend Sockulu still got a beat down and pepper sprayed like he was just another common Human.

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nic_2047

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Policin’ Ain’t Easy

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:00:00 +0000

after a full day of pepper-spraying

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yunolivia

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Careful UC Davis Officer is Careful

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:00:00 +0000

I had better paint these people orange so nobody trips over them

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epetrie

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Commissioner Gordon, I Am Disappoint

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 14:00:00 +0000

SOME OFFICERS JUST WANT TO WATCH THEM HIPPIES BURN

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Straight Into the History Books

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

You and me lil’ red can… We’z a-goin’ places!!

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 14:00:00 +0000

How thoughtful of you, UC Davis Pepper Spray Cop!

Submitted by: V. Janbazian

Honest Mistake

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000

What the? This ain’t Febreze!

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un_desaparecido_americano

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PokeCrowd Control

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Virtual Shackles

Make Mine Extra-Spicy

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:00:23 +0000

Shouldn’t he be pursuing The Hamburgler rather than stifling peaceful student protests?

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Essentially Megyn

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Bill O’Reilly and “Fox News” reporter Megyn Kelly discuss how totally wussy those UC Davis protesters were. I mean, it’s just pepper in your eyes, come on!

Congratulations Megyn, you’re a meme now too!

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UC Davis Pepper Spraying Cop Gets the Meme Treatment

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Two University of California Davis police officers and the police chief have been placed on leave after pepper spraying a row of students who refused to vacate the school’s quad.

This is the video of one police officer dousing unarmed students with mace:

Since then, as is customary on the internets, the officer has become fodder for Photoshop vigilantes.

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Take that, Andrew Wyeth.

The one above comes courtesy of user Snad. How festive!

Gracias Senor Gif!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Jockohomo

Calorie Police

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000

and a diet coke… dont wanna get fat

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IWarnedHer

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Police Horsing Around

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Sniff! Spin move! Sniff! Retreat! Spin move! Sniff!

More Dogs!

Hey Buddy, Wanna Buy a Moon Rock?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:30:08 +0000

Seventy four-year-old grandmother Joann Davis no doubt had the bejeezus scared out of her when she found herself caught in a NASA sting operation for attempting to sell a moon rock in her possession. Upon presenting this “hot cheese” in a Denny’s in Riverside, CA to a federal agent she thought was a potential buyer, armed sheriff’s deputies stormed in to arrest her.

Mrs. Davis asserts that she’s done nothing wrong in trying to sell the moon rock, (which is actually just a tiny speck encased in a large paperweight), because it was a present from Neil Armstrong to her husband. However, NASA persues anyone attempting to sell lunar material as it is considered government property and cannot be sold for profit. So far, no charges have been pressed again Mrs. Davis and her sinister celestial peddling operation.

Read an in-depth account of this bizarre story from the AP!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Discover Magazine

It’s a Nice Fist

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 11:00:00 +0000

“Look at my fist! LOOK AT IT!”

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scott8919

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STOP

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:00:00 +0000

STOP
POLICE HILARITY

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DJAussie

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Exotic Animals Intentionally Released in Ohio

Cheezu — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:00:10 +0000

The owner of Muskingum County Animal Farm in Ohio apparently released around 56 exotic animals before committing suicide early this morning. This sent the local community into a frenzy as schools locked down while police were busy pursuing and capturing the animals, including tigers, bears, wolves, and lions. According to officials, Muskingum County Animal Farm had been subject to repeated animal cruelty complaints from as far back as 2004.

As of this post, Ohio deputies report killing 48 animals, including seventeen lions and eighteen tigers, in the interest of public safety. Six animals have been sent to the local zoo and two are still at large.

Very sad the owner chose to ultimately doom many of his animals in his last act.

Father-Son Issues

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:00:00 +0000

WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?!

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LastBaron

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Traffic Safety

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:00:00 +0000

OKAY. YOU CAN GO NOW.

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FeoAmante

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What Happened to This Nation?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:00:00 +0000

AWW COME ON!!
Show a little bit of penis and you’re a criminal, these days

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diego137

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